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* Unable to get past the vine section with its poor collision detection, the Nerd resorts to using Game Genie. Unfortunately the Codes are inexplicably useless and even make the game ''harder.''
** ''Almost'' Unlimited Energy
** Invincibility After Losing First Life: [[{{ReadTheFinePrint}} May cause the game to freeze]]
** Start With No Continues
** Can Not Collect Extra Energy
** One Hit Is Fatal
Understandably confused and upset, the Nerd has a code suggestion of his own:
** ''Almost'' Unlimited Energy
** Invincibility After Losing First Life: [[{{ReadTheFinePrint}} May cause the game to freeze]]
** Start With No Continues
** Can Not Collect Extra Energy
** One Hit Is Fatal
Understandably confused and upset, the Nerd has a code suggestion of his own:
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* "It's my duty, *chuckles* [[{{HehHehYouSaidX}} Doody]], to play it for myself and explain why this game sucks!
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* "It's my duty, *chuckles* heh, [[{{HehHehYouSaidX}} Doody]], to play it for myself and explain why this game sucks!
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* '''Nerd''': Then you fight Dark Warrior. [[{{SarcasmMode}} Oooooh, scary name.]] How about Death Guy? Or Mr. Kill?
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* "It's my duty, *chuckles* [[{{HehHehYouSaidX}} Doody]], to play it for myself and explain why this game sucks!
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* Frustrated with ''Mary Shelley's Frankenstein'', the Franken-Nerd bellows "GAME NO GOOD!" then makes the "jerk-off" motion with his hand, then flips the Nerd off.
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* The whip sends enemies to into a crazy spasm. The Nerd says it should be a dance, then demonstrates the "Whip It" on camera, with some of the funniest sounds and facial expressions he's ever made. It's impossible not to laugh.
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* The Nerd is less than impressed with Indy's in-game sprite:
--> '''Nerd''': What's up with Indiana Jones? Looks like a Park Ranger and walks like he just dumped ass.
--> '''Nerd''': What's up with Indiana Jones? Looks like a Park Ranger and walks like he just dumped ass.
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** The bug-eyed, open mouth stare that lasts several seconds before the above quote is another priceless Nerd facial expression.
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* This episode debuted on Game Trailers on December 23, 2008. When discussing the unlicensed, odd looking cartridges in his collection, he offhandedly mentions that he might review VideoGame/Raid2020 in the year 2020. As 2020 grew closer, he was inundated with requests to fulfill that "maybe" which he does to his dismay, lamenting having to review such a bad game due to a throwaway comment he made ''over a decade ago''.
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* This episode debuted on Game Trailers on December 23, 2008. When discussing the unlicensed, odd looking Color Dreams cartridges in his collection, he offhandedly mentions that he might review VideoGame/Raid2020 in the year 2020. As 2020 grew closer, he was inundated with requests to fulfill that "maybe" which he does to his dismay, lamenting having to review such a bad game due to a throwaway comment he made ''over a decade ago''.
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* This episode debuted on Game Trailers on December 23, 2008. When discussing the unlicensed, odd looking cartridges in his collection, he offhandedly mentions that he might review VideoGame/Raid2020 in the year 2020. As 2020 grew closer, he was inundated with requests to fulfill that "maybe" which he does to his dismay, lamenting having to review such a bad game due to a throwaway comment he made ''over a decade ago''.
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* "If you don't know who Milon is, well, he's the guy from....[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Milon's Secret Castle]]".
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* The tone of this episode is set before the theme song. The Nerd exits the castle and is killed by a lightning bolt. The Nerd can only offer a defeated "Fuck".
* After the theme song, the tone is made even clearer by the first words of the review:
--> '''Nerd''': I fuckin' hate this game!
* After the theme song, the tone is made even clearer by the first words of the review:
--> '''Nerd''': I fuckin' hate this game!
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* The Nerd sums up the quality of the games:
'''Nerd''': If I was God, I'd be pissed.
'''Nerd''': If I was God, I'd be pissed.
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* The ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town'' intro is used again. When Kyle sings "He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice", the Nerd, who was looking for a game in his collection, looks at the camera and throws his hands up in confusion at the non-sequitur. The look on his face really sells it.
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* The ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town'' intro is used again. When Kyle sings "He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice", rice" the Nerd, who was looking for a game in his collection, looks at the camera and throws his hands up in confusion at the non-sequitur. The look on his face really sells it.
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* The ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town'' intro is used again. When Kyle sings "He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice", the Nerd, who was looking for a game in his collection, looks at the camera and throws his hands up in confusion at the non-sequitur. The look on his face really sells it.
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--> '''Nerd''': Mercy ''that'' motherfucker!
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--> '''Nerd''': Mercy ''that'' ''this'' motherfucker!
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--> '''Nerd''': Mercy "this" ''that'' motherfucker!
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* The fight between the Nerd and the Klingon is a riot. Doubles as a GeniusBonus as the hokey action and cheesy fight moves, highlighted by the Nerd bouncing off a wall to drop an elbow, perfectly re-create the absurd fights of the Original Series. The battle music is also authentic from that series as well.
* After deciding the game should be spared from his phaser, a Metron appears and praises the Nerd for showing mercy. Naturally, the Nerd kills the Metron.
--> '''Nerd''': Mercy "this" motherfucker!
* After deciding the game should be spared from his phaser, a Metron appears and praises the Nerd for showing mercy. Naturally, the Nerd kills the Metron.
--> '''Nerd''': Mercy "this" motherfucker!
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--> '''Nerd''': ''Now'' what's he doing? Exercises? This is so ridiculous. This game isn't just bad, it's ''really'' bad! I'm not even kiddin' around! It's fuckin' horseshit!
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--> '''Nerd''': ''Now'' what's he doing? Exercises? This is so ridiculous. This game isn't just bad, it's ''really'' bad! I'm ''I'm not even kiddin' around! around!'' It's fuckin' horseshit!'''horseshit!'''
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--> '''Link''': Whoa!
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--> '''Link''': Whoa!Wow!
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* James Rolfe is ''also'' probably the first person in history to say that a games controls are like "trying to get a horse to wipe it's ass on an eagle".
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* ''Looping'':
--> '''Nerd''': Oh man that pilot's drunk as shit!
--> '''Nerd''': Oh man that pilot's drunk as shit!
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-->'''AVGN:''' This game is so fucking hard its easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old [=MacDonald=]!
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-->'''AVGN:''' This game is so fucking hard its hard, it's easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old [=MacDonald=]!
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* "You get an inventory screen. It's empty right now, but it seems pretty standard. It tells you your life and everything. It also has this thing called ludder. Yeah, it says you have 50 ludder. I can only assume that that's currency, so I Googled it to check what it meant and according to an Urban Dictionary, ludder means "cheap-ass hoe"! So, therefore we're already starting out with 50 cheap-ass hoes, so we're doing alright for ourselves."
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* "Fuck this game! No, better yet, ''don't'' fuck this game! Don't let your friends fuck it! It's un-fuck-worthy!"
* "You get an inventory screen. It's empty right now, but it seems pretty standard. It tells you your life and everything. It also has this thing calledludder.'ludder'. Yeah, it says you have 50 ludder. I can only assume that that's currency, so I Googled it to check what it meant and according to an Urban Dictionary, ludder 'ludder' means "cheap-ass hoe"! 'cheap-ass hoe'! So, therefore we're already starting out with 50 cheap-ass hoes, so we're doing alright for ourselves."ourselves. I wonder what the exchange rate is for the expensive whores?"
* "You get an inventory screen. It's empty right now, but it seems pretty standard. It tells you your life and everything. It also has this thing called
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "DAAAAAMN, you just plastered the game on my ceiling with your shit!"]]
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* "I'm so sick of it all... morning sun, vanquish me!" ''(pulls open the shades and groans)''
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* The Nerd never calls attention to it, but it's amusing how the game box has a tag mentioning how over 3 million copies were sold in Japan.
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* The Nerd never calls attention to it, but it's amusing how the game box has a tag mentioning how over 3 million 3/4 million[[note]](750,000)[[/note]] copies were sold in Japan.
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-->'''AVGN:''' ''DAS SPIEL IST'' '''''SCHEIßE!''''' ''DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN!''[[labelnote:Translation]]"This game is shit! This game fucks you harder than life!"[[/note]]
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-->'''AVGN:''' ''DAS SPIEL IST'' '''''SCHEIßE!''''' ''DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN!''[[labelnote:Translation]]"This game is shit! This game fucks you harder than life!"[[/note]]life!"[[/labelnote]]
