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The compilation of the You Tube channel refers to it as season 5 finale


[[folder:Spielberg Games]]
* When reviewing the ''Jaws'' NES game, he parodies a line from the film:
--> '''Nerd''': We're gonna need a bigger ''ass'', to shit out this fucking turd!
** When discussing the power-ups:
---> '''Nerd''': You can get a submarine, which always seems to happen as a surprise. It's one of those tiny orange submarines. Yeah, you know, the kind that are ''smaller than people'' and have an unlimited supply of torpedoes?
* When he's digging through his box and pulls out ''E.T.'' for the Atari 2600. [[JumpScare He throws it on the ground with a horrified expression on his face]], and shudders.
* His reaction to the briefing screens in ''Film/{{Hook}}'' for the NES:
-->'''AVGN''': Isn't ''that'' fun? Trying to read text with a fairy flying in the way? Get the fuck out of the way, Tinkerbell! All I can read is, "By collecting food, Thud Butt has explosive results..." '''''What?!'''''
* As the Nerd checks through his box of Spielberg games:
-->'''AVGN''': ''Super Film/SchindlersList 3D''?! Nah, just kidding, it's ''Jurassic Park''. Hold onto your butts.
* When playing the NES version of ''Jurassic Park'':
--> '''AVGN''': And, what's the big deal with collecting eggs? Is he trying to make a giant omelette? I bet the ending of this game is Egghead from ''[[Series/Batman1966 Batman]]'' saying: "Eggcelent!"
* Ranting about how in the SNES ''Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues'' game, the designers put a foreground bush in front of an arrow. "THEY COVERED THE ARROW WITH A BUSH! What a total fuck-up."
* From his look at the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game:
** His reaction to seeing that publicity photos of the actors were used instead of actual pictures of the characters from the movie.
--->'''AVGN:''' Who are these people? That's supposed to be Creator/SamNeill? That's supposed to be Creator/JeffGoldblum? They were able to license ''Jurassic Park'', but couldn't use images from the movie?
** One of the mini games is ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' with the player shooting the aforementioned photos.
--->'''AVGN:''' ''Yeah'', shoot all the [[Creator/WayneKnight Dennis Nedrys]].
** "''Super Glove Ball'' was better than this shit!"
** Noting how ironic it was that a floppy disk in one of the mini games had "DUMP" written on it. And immediately before that, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment questioning what the entire sequence has to do with]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Jurassic Park]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment in general]].
** Describing the music and sound effects as "beyond God-awful; they're Satan-awful".
** When playing the driving stage, he notices that there are no hands on the steering wheel.
---> '''AVGN''': Are you a ghost? Why would a T-Rex be chasing a ghost? There'd be no meat to eat. I guess the hand could be like on the bottom part of the wheel, y'know, or like maybe driving with the knee or something? But that's some pretty casual driving for somebody who's being chased by a fucking T-Rex. I could see it like, ''(mimes being on the phone while driving and steering with one hand)'' "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin Donuts. You want me to pick you up some coffee? Oh, what's that? Oh, it's just some fucking T-Rex behind me. Yeah, what an asshole."
** The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
** His closing rant on it:
---> '''AVGN''': ''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass''-ic sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm: "That is one big pile of shit".
** Parodying Malcolm's speech from the first movie:
---> '''AVGN''': The problem with all these games is that the power to make them doesn't require any discipline. They took the movie, without any responsibility, they stood on the shoulders of Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic game cartridge or CD, and they sold it.
* The final game to wrap up the video is a German Atari bootleg of ''Aliens Return'' labeled "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" trying to pass itself off as a ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' game. Before playing it, he has a couple things to say about the bizarre art on the cartridge:
-->'''Nerd:''' E.T Go Come? What the ''hell's'' it mean by "E.T Go Come?!" And is ''this'' supposed to be E.T.? Next to a purple piece of toast with blueberry jam, a ''balloon''?! What are all these things?! What kind of game is this?!
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[[folder:Day Dreamin' Davey]]
* The intro narration:
-->'''AVGN''': Starts out Davey's in school and a bully steals his pencil. So he's gotta get his pencil back. Man, that's some epic storyline right there.
** Later on, Davey gets to a large knight named Lumper, and the lance he gets rewarded with is...actually the pencil Davey got taken from him at the beginning. [[CaptainObvious He was daydreaming.]]
--->'''AVGN''': Why does he care so much about a fucking pencil? Was he planning to take it home after school, and...[[AssShove shove it up his ass]] or something?
* You can hear the Nerd laugh while expressing disgust at the vultures dropping "exploding bloody diarrhea".
* The outlaw Nerd plays against, he says that "he tries aiming over his [[GagNose dick nose]]."
* This, where he is referring to a MsExposition.
-->'''AVGN''': "The cyclops is not truly dead until his eye is pierced." Okay, let's try it out. ''(beating the cyclops)'' Alright, he's dead. I didn't really aim at his eye, so I don't really know what she was telling me about. Stupid lying bitch.
* "Then you get a sword, but it's a dream, so when [Davey] wakes up it's a ruler he's holding. Why is he so excited about a ruler? Does he wanna measure his turds?"
** [[BrickJoke Later]], when he refers to what the teacher tells Davey: "'Davey, what are you doing? You're going to see the principal for this.' Umm...for what? For measuring his turds in class?"
* The visual to go along with this gag:
--> '''Nerd''': You know what would be really awesome? If Davey woke up here and had the teacher's decapitated head in his hands. Yeah.
* This. Just...this.
-->'''AVGN''': ''(sits still for a while)'' Oh, I'm sorry. I was daydreaming about playing a better fucking game!
* At one point he dies and the game asks him if he wants to start ''from here'' again. Unfortunately, he believes "here" to be the exact place he died at. However, the game puts him at the beginning of the level.
-->'''Nerd:''' That's not what I chose, you lying fucking sack of shit!
* The Nerd describes an item to be "[[Series/SesameStreet Elmo's]] inside-out asshole".
* His angry muttering when the game tells him to find a key.
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh my god. Find the key? I'll find the fucking key, you fucking piece of shit.
* When Davey brings the Holy Grail back with him from the dream world, the Nerd becomes frustrated with the game's logic, and claims that it'd be cool if [[{{Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet}} Freddy Krueger]] showed up and clawed Davey's face off.
* The Nerd referring to a shield as looking like "Daisy Duck's nipple"

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[[folder:Day Dreamin' Davey]]
[[folder:Spielberg Games]]
* The intro narration:
When reviewing the ''Jaws'' NES game, he parodies a line from the film:
--> '''Nerd''': We're gonna need a bigger ''ass'', to shit out this fucking turd!
** When discussing the power-ups:
---> '''Nerd''': You can get a submarine, which always seems to happen as a surprise. It's one of those tiny orange submarines. Yeah, you know, the kind that are ''smaller than people'' and have an unlimited supply of torpedoes?
* When he's digging through his box and pulls out ''E.T.'' for the Atari 2600. [[JumpScare He throws it on the ground with a horrified expression on his face]], and shudders.
* His reaction to the briefing screens in ''Film/{{Hook}}'' for the NES:
-->'''AVGN''': Starts out Davey's in school and a bully steals his pencil. So he's gotta get his pencil back. Man, that's some epic storyline right there.
** Later on, Davey gets
Isn't ''that'' fun? Trying to a large knight named Lumper, and the lance he gets rewarded read text with is...actually a fairy flying in the pencil Davey got taken from him at way? Get the beginning. [[CaptainObvious He was daydreaming.]]
--->'''AVGN''': Why does he care so much about a fucking pencil? Was he planning to take it home after school, and...[[AssShove shove it up his ass]] or something?
* You
fuck out of the way, Tinkerbell! All I can hear read is, "By collecting food, Thud Butt has explosive results..." '''''What?!'''''
* As
the Nerd laugh while expressing disgust at checks through his box of Spielberg games:
-->'''AVGN''': ''Super Film/SchindlersList 3D''?! Nah, just kidding, it's ''Jurassic Park''. Hold onto your butts.
* When playing
the vultures dropping "exploding bloody diarrhea".
NES version of ''Jurassic Park'':
--> '''AVGN''': And, what's the big deal with collecting eggs? Is he trying to make a giant omelette? I bet the ending of this game is Egghead from ''[[Series/Batman1966 Batman]]'' saying: "Eggcelent!"
* Ranting about how in the SNES ''Jurassic Park 2: The outlaw Nerd plays against, he says that "he tries aiming over his [[GagNose dick nose]].Chaos Continues'' game, the designers put a foreground bush in front of an arrow. "THEY COVERED THE ARROW WITH A BUSH! What a total fuck-up."
* This, where he is referring to a MsExposition.
-->'''AVGN''': "The cyclops is not truly dead until
From his eye is pierced." Okay, let's try it out. ''(beating look at the cyclops)'' Alright, he's dead. I didn't really aim at his eye, so I don't really know 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game:
** His reaction to seeing that publicity photos of the actors were used instead of actual pictures of the characters from the movie.
--->'''AVGN:''' Who are these people? That's supposed to be Creator/SamNeill? That's supposed to be Creator/JeffGoldblum? They were able to license ''Jurassic Park'', but couldn't use images from the movie?
** One of the mini games is ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' with the player shooting the aforementioned photos.
--->'''AVGN:''' ''Yeah'', shoot all the [[Creator/WayneKnight Dennis Nedrys]].
** "''Super Glove Ball'' was better than this shit!"
** Noting how ironic it was that a floppy disk in one of the mini games had "DUMP" written on it. And immediately before that, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment questioning
what she was telling me about. Stupid lying bitch.
* "Then
the entire sequence has to do with]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Jurassic Park]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment in general]].
** Describing the music and sound effects as "beyond God-awful; they're Satan-awful".
** When playing the driving stage, he notices that there are no hands on the steering wheel.
---> '''AVGN''': Are
you get a sword, but ghost? Why would a T-Rex be chasing a ghost? There'd be no meat to eat. I guess the hand could be like on the bottom part of the wheel, y'know, or like maybe driving with the knee or something? But that's some pretty casual driving for somebody who's being chased by a fucking T-Rex. I could see it like, ''(mimes being on the phone while driving and steering with one hand)'' "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin Donuts. You want me to pick you up some coffee? Oh, what's that? Oh, it's just some fucking T-Rex behind me. Yeah, what an asshole."
** The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing
a dream, so when [Davey] wakes up it's a ruler he's holding. Why tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
** His closing rant on it:
---> '''AVGN''': ''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0
is he so excited about a ruler? complete mockery, man! Does he wanna measure his turds?"
it suck? You bet ''jur ass''-ic sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm: "That is one big pile of shit".
** [[BrickJoke Later]], when he refers Parodying Malcolm's speech from the first movie:
---> '''AVGN''': The problem with all these games is that the power
to make them doesn't require any discipline. They took the movie, without any responsibility, they stood on the shoulders of Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what the teacher tells Davey: "'Davey, what are you doing? You're going to see the principal for this.' Umm...for what? For measuring his turds in class?"
they had, they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic game cartridge or CD, and they sold it.
* The visual final game to go along with this gag:
--> '''Nerd''': You know what would be really awesome? If Davey woke
wrap up here and had the teacher's decapitated head in his hands. Yeah.
* This. Just...this.
-->'''AVGN''': ''(sits still for
video is a while)'' Oh, I'm sorry. I was daydreaming about German Atari bootleg of ''Aliens Return'' labeled "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" trying to pass itself off as a ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' game. Before playing a better fucking game!
* At one point
it, he dies and has a couple things to say about the game asks him if he wants to start ''from here'' again. Unfortunately, he believes "here" to be bizarre art on the exact place he died at. However, the game puts him at the beginning of the level.
cartridge:
-->'''Nerd:''' That's not what I chose, you lying fucking sack of shit!
* The Nerd describes an item
E.T Go Come? What the ''hell's'' it mean by "E.T Go Come?!" And is ''this'' supposed to be "[[Series/SesameStreet Elmo's]] inside-out asshole".
* His angry muttering when the game tells him
E.T.? Next to find a key.
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh my god. Find the key? I'll find the fucking key, you fucking
purple piece of shit.
* When Davey brings the Holy Grail back
toast with him from the dream world, the Nerd becomes frustrated with the game's logic, and claims that it'd be cool if [[{{Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet}} Freddy Krueger]] showed up and clawed Davey's face off.
* The Nerd referring to
blueberry jam, a shield as looking like "Daisy Duck's nipple"''balloon''?! What are all these things?! What kind of game is this?!



[[folder:Star Wars]]
* The Nerd's explanation regarding the "Who shot first?" debate: neither did, and Luke Skywalker crashed his landspeeder right into Greedo right after Han Solo said "Over my dead body!"
** When the light speeder enters the bar, James added an actual crash sound effect, and a wookiee cry.
* The Nerd's face when he sees Darth Vader turn into a scorpion in the only Japanese ''Star Wars'' game on the Famicom is probably the funniest thing ''ever''.
-->'''Nerd:''' Did Darth Vader say to Luke: "I am your father, and I am also... a '''FUCKING SCORPION!'''"?
** "That doesn't even happen in the Special Edition!"
* His reaction to the [[CaptainObvious relatively pointless tidbit]] in the opening moments of ''Empire Strikes Back NES'', where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
-->"Yeah, thanks for telling me that. While you're at it, why don't you tell me something like 'Cows go ''MOO''?!'"
** "And what's this? The program engineer shows his face? I wish it was [[CallBack Fred Fuchs]]!"
** "Luke, choose the force." "Get it? Instead of "use the force", it's "choose the force". That's clever."
* How about the end? As he's listing off a bunch of ''Star Wars'' games (He soon just lists a bunch of made-up names that get more and more bizarre as he goes on), what is most likely one of the funniest {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s ever occurs. A buffalo walks by his window, backs up, and takes a diarrhea shit that blasts through his window. The Nerd's reaction to it is priceless.
-->'''Nerd:''' '''[[BigOMG OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOOOOD!]]''' A FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW! Oh, my fucking God! There's fucking shit and glass all over the place! '''Where in the fuck did that come from!?!''' Oh, my God! I gotta clean all this shit up! What the fuck, man?!
* His thinking-out-loud speculation of the Death Star being a giant disco ball preceded by a giant dance floor in the middle of space and threatening to bring back disco is pretty darn funny.
** His idea for the name? "Disco Fuck Yourself."
* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having so much health in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', [[DamageSpongeBoss the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond the television screen, followed by the Nerd looking in shock]].
* "Sometimes the action is so intense, it's like blast processing. ''(footage of Chewie running and jumping around really fast)'' Oh no, Chewie's goin' nuts! Chewie's goin' nuts!"
* The Beer Droid, that is all.

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[[folder:Star Wars]]
[[folder:The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd Episode]]
* The Nerd's explanation regarding the "Who shot first?" debate: neither did, and Luke Skywalker crashed his landspeeder right into Greedo right after Han Solo said "Over my dead body!"
**
When playing the light speeder enters the bar, James added an actual crash sound effect, and a wookiee cry.
* The Nerd's face when he sees Darth Vader turn into a scorpion in the only Japanese ''Star Wars''
''Barbie'' game on the Famicom is probably the funniest thing ''ever''.
-->'''Nerd:''' Did Darth Vader say to Luke: "I am your father, and I am also... a '''FUCKING SCORPION!'''"?
** "That doesn't even happen in the Special Edition!"
* His reaction to the [[CaptainObvious relatively pointless tidbit]] in the opening moments of ''Empire Strikes Back NES'', where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
-->"Yeah, thanks for telling me that. While you're at it, why don't you tell me something like 'Cows go ''MOO''?!'"
** "And what's this? The program engineer shows his face? I wish it was [[CallBack Fred Fuchs]]!"
** "Luke, choose the force." "Get it? Instead of "use the force", it's "choose the force". That's clever."
* How about the end? As he's listing off a bunch of ''Star Wars'' games (He soon just lists a bunch of made-up names that get more and more bizarre as he goes on), what is most likely one of the funniest {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s ever occurs. A buffalo walks by his window, backs up, and takes a diarrhea shit that blasts through his window. The Nerd's reaction to it is priceless.
-->'''Nerd:''' '''[[BigOMG OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOOOOD!]]''' A FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW! Oh, my fucking God! There's fucking shit and glass all over the place! '''Where in the fuck did that come from!?!''' Oh, my God! I gotta clean all this shit up! What the fuck, man?!
* His thinking-out-loud speculation of the Death Star being a giant disco ball preceded by a giant dance floor in the middle of space and threatening to bring back disco is pretty darn funny.
** His idea
for the name? "Disco Fuck Yourself."
* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having
NES, AVGN sees so much health balls in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', [[DamageSpongeBoss the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond game that he thinks the television screen, followed by real meaning of this game was that Barbie was obsessed with Ken's balls.
* He talks about avoiding a CowboyBebopAtHisComputer moment from
the Nerd ''Street Fighter 2010'' review. He originally described the final boss as looking in shock]].
* "Sometimes the action is so intense, it's
like blast processing. ''(footage of Chewie running and jumping around really fast)'' Oh no, Chewie's goin' nuts! Chewie's goin' nuts!"
* The Beer Droid, that is all.
"[[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Grimace]] from ''Series/SesameStreet''."



[[folder:R.O.B. the Robot]]
* The Nerd playing ''Gyromite'', with R.O.B. being the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** Upon first meeting R.O.B., who volunteers to play ''Gyromite'' with the Nerd:
--->'''Nerd''': ...okay, cool, a robot. (''hands R.O.B. a controller'') Here.\\
'''R.O.B.''': Error: does not compute. Requires adaptive device.\\
'''Nerd''': It's a controller, you play it!\\
'''R.O.B.''': I do not have thumbs. You moron.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''[[labelnote:*]]The sandwich name is actually pronounced as "Yee-ro"[[/labelnote]]
--->'''Nerd:''' Alright, here's your damn gyro.\\
'''R.O.B.:''' You idiot. That is not a gyro.\\
'''Nerd:''' I know, I ''tried!'' What, do you want me to go to fucking Greece?
** And here is this gem:
--->'''Nerd:''' You ready now, R.O.B.? You happy? You got enough shit to work with?!\\
'''R.O.B.:''' Affirmative.\\
'''Nerd:''' "Affirmative", '''my ass!''' *''completely calm''* Let's play.
* "Oh, here comes a Smick! (''Professor Hector dies again'') Fucking Smick's a dick!"
* The Nerd, when he became so fed up with R.O.B.'s awful gameplay on Gyromite and Stack-Up, that he swaps player roles in Gyromite with the motionless R.O.B. being Player 1 with the controller and The Nerd being Player 2 impersonating as R.O.B., mocking and imitating R.O.B.'s actions with the gyros.
* The Nerd making an NES controller that only plays ''Gyromite'' by sawing two NES controllers in half and stitching them together so that one half has the D-pad and Start/Select, and the other half has A and B.
* Calling R.O.B. the "robo-fuckazoid piece of shit" and "cybernetic shit-sucker".
* The Nerd's face as he flies into battle with R.O.B. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when he [[CurbStompBattle curbstomps]] the robot.

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[[folder:R.O.B. [[folder:Kid Kool]]
* His disappointment with Kid Kool's in-game design:
-->'''Nerd:''' Is that Kid Kool? What happened? He looks ''nothing'' like
the Robot]]
guy on the cover. Now, that's what you call cool; shaking his fist at a wizard, a dragon humping his leg.
* "I bet the game designers were smoking seven different herbs."
* This random comment he makes about one of the enemies:
-->'''Nerd:''' There's a guy sitting on a seagull's white poop curl shooting lightning faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can shit out turbo turds.
* The Nerd playing ''Gyromite'', with R.O.B. being names he gives for each of the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** Upon first meeting R.O.B., who volunteers to play ''Gyromite''
major flaws he finds with the Nerd:
--->'''Nerd''': ...okay, cool, a robot. (''hands R.O.B. a controller'') Here.\\
'''R.O.B.''': Error: does not compute. Requires adaptive device.\\
'''Nerd''': It's a controller, you play it!\\
'''R.O.B.''': I do not have thumbs. You moron.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro
game:
## [[RatchetScrolling Not being able
to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''[[labelnote:*]]The sandwich name is actually pronounced as "Yee-ro"[[/labelnote]]
--->'''Nerd:''' Alright, here's your damn gyro.\\
'''R.O.B.:''' You idiot. That is not
backtrack once the screen has scrolled a gyro.\\
'''Nerd:''' I know, I ''tried!'' What, do you want me
short distance]]? That's "One-Way Bullshit".
## Kid Kool being TooFastToStop? "Two-Gear Diarrhea".
## Awkward JumpPhysics? "Jump Fuckness".
## Being forced
to go to fucking Greece?
** And here is this gem:
--->'''Nerd:''' You ready now, R.O.B.? You happy? You got enough shit to work with?!\\
'''R.O.B.:''' Affirmative.\\
'''Nerd:''' "Affirmative", '''my ass!''' *''completely calm''* Let's play.
* "Oh, here comes a Smick! (''Professor Hector dies again'') Fucking Smick's a dick!"
* The Nerd, when he became so fed up with R.O.B.'s awful gameplay on Gyromite
skip across water? "Topside Aquatic Ass".
## Momentum-breaking transitions between vertical layers of the screen during jumps? "Air Suspension Shit Lifts".
## {{Invisible Block}}s [[KaizoTrap placed seemingly at random
and Stack-Up, that he swaps player roles in Gyromite designed to impede progress]]? "Invis-O-Bitches".
## Taking [[LeapOfFaith blind jumps]], compounded
with the motionless R.O.B. being Player 1 with the controller and The Nerd being Player 2 impersonating as R.O.B., mocking and imitating R.O.B.'s actions with the gyros.
sudden vertical screen transitions? "Free-Falling Fuckballs".
* The Nerd making an NES controller that only plays ''Gyromite'' by sawing two NES controllers in half and stitching them together so that one half has the D-pad and Start/Select, and One of the other half has A and B.
* Calling R.O.B. the "robo-fuckazoid piece of shit" and "cybernetic shit-sucker".
* The Nerd's face as
examples he flies into battle gives for a game with R.O.B. Also doubles bad control is ''Dr. Claw's Dump-and-Pump''. When he mentions it, he holds up a fake Sega Genesis cartridge labeled as such, featuring a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when he [[CurbStompBattle curbstomps]] picture of [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]] plunging a toilet... No, it's not a real game.
* At
the robot.end, the Nerd throws the cartridge over his shoulder, and it lands in a metal trash bin. When he hears it, he looks back and then at the camera in surprise, as if ''James himself'' didn't actually intend for it to land there.



[[folder:Spielberg Games]]
* When reviewing the ''Jaws'' NES game, he parodies a line from the film:
--> '''Nerd''': We're gonna need a bigger ''ass'', to shit out this fucking turd!
** When discussing the power-ups:
---> '''Nerd''': You can get a submarine, which always seems to happen as a surprise. It's one of those tiny orange submarines. Yeah, you know, the kind that are ''smaller than people'' and have an unlimited supply of torpedoes?
* When he's digging through his box and pulls out ''E.T.'' for the Atari 2600. [[JumpScare He throws it on the ground with a horrified expression on his face]], and shudders.
* His reaction to the briefing screens in ''Film/{{Hook}}'' for the NES:
-->'''AVGN''': Isn't ''that'' fun? Trying to read text with a fairy flying in the way? Get the fuck out of the way, Tinkerbell! All I can read is, "By collecting food, Thud Butt has explosive results..." '''''What?!'''''
* As the Nerd checks through his box of Spielberg games:
-->'''AVGN''': ''Super Film/SchindlersList 3D''?! Nah, just kidding, it's ''Jurassic Park''. Hold onto your butts.
* When playing the NES version of ''Jurassic Park'':
--> '''AVGN''': And, what's the big deal with collecting eggs? Is he trying to make a giant omelette? I bet the ending of this game is Egghead from ''[[Series/Batman1966 Batman]]'' saying: "Eggcelent!"
* Ranting about how in the SNES ''Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues'' game, the designers put a foreground bush in front of an arrow. "THEY COVERED THE ARROW WITH A BUSH! What a total fuck-up."
* From his look at the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game:
** His reaction to seeing that publicity photos of the actors were used instead of actual pictures of the characters from the movie.
--->'''AVGN:''' Who are these people? That's supposed to be Creator/SamNeill? That's supposed to be Creator/JeffGoldblum? They were able to license ''Jurassic Park'', but couldn't use images from the movie?
** One of the mini games is ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' with the player shooting the aforementioned photos.
--->'''AVGN:''' ''Yeah'', shoot all the [[Creator/WayneKnight Dennis Nedrys]].
** "''Super Glove Ball'' was better than this shit!"
** Noting how ironic it was that a floppy disk in one of the mini games had "DUMP" written on it. And immediately before that, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment questioning what the entire sequence has to do with]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Jurassic Park]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment in general]].
** Describing the music and sound effects as "beyond God-awful; they're Satan-awful".
** When playing the driving stage, he notices that there are no hands on the steering wheel.
---> '''AVGN''': Are you a ghost? Why would a T-Rex be chasing a ghost? There'd be no meat to eat. I guess the hand could be like on the bottom part of the wheel, y'know, or like maybe driving with the knee or something? But that's some pretty casual driving for somebody who's being chased by a fucking T-Rex. I could see it like, ''(mimes being on the phone while driving and steering with one hand)'' "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin Donuts. You want me to pick you up some coffee? Oh, what's that? Oh, it's just some fucking T-Rex behind me. Yeah, what an asshole."
** The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
** His closing rant on it:
---> '''AVGN''': ''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass''-ic sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm: "That is one big pile of shit".
** Parodying Malcolm's speech from the first movie:
---> '''AVGN''': The problem with all these games is that the power to make them doesn't require any discipline. They took the movie, without any responsibility, they stood on the shoulders of Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic game cartridge or CD, and they sold it.
* The final game to wrap up the video is a German Atari bootleg of ''Aliens Return'' labeled "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" trying to pass itself off as a ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' game. Before playing it, he has a couple things to say about the bizarre art on the cartridge:
-->'''Nerd:''' E.T Go Come? What the ''hell's'' it mean by "E.T Go Come?!" And is ''this'' supposed to be E.T.? Next to a purple piece of toast with blueberry jam, a ''balloon''?! What are all these things?! What kind of game is this?!
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[[folder:The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd Episode]]
* When playing the ''Barbie'' game for the NES, AVGN sees so much balls in the game that he thinks the real meaning of this game was that Barbie was obsessed with Ken's balls.
* He talks about avoiding a CowboyBebopAtHisComputer moment from the ''Street Fighter 2010'' review. He originally described the final boss as looking like "[[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Grimace]] from ''Series/SesameStreet''."
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[[folder:Kid Kool]]
* His disappointment with Kid Kool's in-game design:
-->'''Nerd:''' Is that Kid Kool? What happened? He looks ''nothing'' like the guy on the cover. Now, that's what you call cool; shaking his fist at a wizard, a dragon humping his leg.
* "I bet the game designers were smoking seven different herbs."
* This random comment he makes about one of the enemies:
-->'''Nerd:''' There's a guy sitting on a seagull's white poop curl shooting lightning faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can shit out turbo turds.
* The names he gives for each of the the major flaws he finds with the game:
## [[RatchetScrolling Not being able to backtrack once the screen has scrolled a short distance]]? That's "One-Way Bullshit".
## Kid Kool being TooFastToStop? "Two-Gear Diarrhea".
## Awkward JumpPhysics? "Jump Fuckness".
## Being forced to skip across water? "Topside Aquatic Ass".
## Momentum-breaking transitions between vertical layers of the screen during jumps? "Air Suspension Shit Lifts".
## {{Invisible Block}}s [[KaizoTrap placed seemingly at random and designed to impede progress]]? "Invis-O-Bitches".
## Taking [[LeapOfFaith blind jumps]], compounded with the sudden vertical screen transitions? "Free-Falling Fuckballs".
* One of the other examples he gives for a game with bad control is ''Dr. Claw's Dump-and-Pump''. When he mentions it, he holds up a fake Sega Genesis cartridge labeled as such, featuring a picture of [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]] plunging a toilet... No, it's not a real game.
* At the end, the Nerd throws the cartridge over his shoulder, and it lands in a metal trash bin. When he hears it, he looks back and then at the camera in surprise, as if ''James himself'' didn't actually intend for it to land there.
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* The final game to wrap up the video is a German Atari bootleg of ''Aliens Return'' labeled "UFI und sein gefährlicher Einsatz" trying to pass itself off as a ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' game. Before playing it, he has a couple things to say about the bizarre art on the cartridge:
-->'''Nerd:''' E.T Go Come? What the ''hell's'' it mean by "E.T Go Come?!" And is ''this'' supposed to be E.T.? Next to a purple piece of toast with blueberry jam, a ''balloon''?! What are all these things?! What kind of game is this?!

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--> '''AVGN''': And, what's the big deal with collecting eggs? Is he trying to make a giant omelette? I bet the ending of this game is Egghead from ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' saying, "Eggcelent!"

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--> '''AVGN''': And, what's the big deal with collecting eggs? Is he trying to make a giant omelette? I bet the ending of this game is Egghead from ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' saying, ''[[Series/Batman1966 Batman]]'' saying: "Eggcelent!"



* Noting how ironic it was that a floppy disk in the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game had "DUMP" written on it. And immediately before that, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment questioning what the entire sequence has to do with]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Jurassic Park]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment in general]].

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* From his look at the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game:
** His reaction to seeing that publicity photos of the actors were used instead of actual pictures of the characters from the movie.
--->'''AVGN:''' Who are these people? That's supposed to be Creator/SamNeill? That's supposed to be Creator/JeffGoldblum? They were able to license ''Jurassic Park'', but couldn't use images from the movie?
** One of the mini games is ''VideoGame/SpaceInvaders'' with the player shooting the aforementioned photos.
--->'''AVGN:''' ''Yeah'', shoot all the [[Creator/WayneKnight Dennis Nedrys]].
** "''Super Glove Ball'' was better than this shit!"
**
Noting how ironic it was that a floppy disk in one of the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'' game mini games had "DUMP" written on it. And immediately before that, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment questioning what the entire sequence has to do with]] ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Jurassic Park]]'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment in general]].



* When playing the driving stage in the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'', he notices that there are no hands on the steering wheel.
--> '''AVGN''': Are you a ghost? Why would a T-Rex be chasing a ghost? There'd be no meat to eat. I guess the hand could be like on the bottom part of the wheel, y'know, or like maybe driving with the knee or something? But that's some pretty casual driving for somebody who's being chased by a fucking T-Rex. I could see it like, ''(mimes being on the phone while driving and steering with one hand)'' "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin Donuts. You want me to pick you up some coffee? Oh, what's that? Oh, it's just some fucking T-Rex behind me. Yeah, what an asshole."
* The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 ''Film/JurassicPark'' game, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* His closing rant on the 3D0 version of ''Jurassic Park'':
--> '''AVGN''': ''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass''-ic sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm, that is one big pile of shit.

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* ** When playing the driving stage in the 3D0 ''Jurassic Park'', stage, he notices that there are no hands on the steering wheel.
--> ---> '''AVGN''': Are you a ghost? Why would a T-Rex be chasing a ghost? There'd be no meat to eat. I guess the hand could be like on the bottom part of the wheel, y'know, or like maybe driving with the knee or something? But that's some pretty casual driving for somebody who's being chased by a fucking T-Rex. I could see it like, ''(mimes being on the phone while driving and steering with one hand)'' "Hey, I'm stopping at Dunkin Donuts. You want me to pick you up some coffee? Oh, what's that? Oh, it's just some fucking T-Rex behind me. Yeah, what an asshole."
* ** The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 ''Film/JurassicPark'' game, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* ** His closing rant on the 3D0 version of ''Jurassic Park'':
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'''AVGN''': ''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass''-ic sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm, that Malcolm: "That is one big pile of shit.shit".



--> '''AVGN''': The problem with all these games is that the power to make them doesn't require any discipline. They took the movie, without any responsibility, they stood on the shoulders of Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic game cartridge or CD, and they sold it.

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--> ---> '''AVGN''': The problem with all these games is that the power to make them doesn't require any discipline. They took the movie, without any responsibility, they stood on the shoulders of Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic game cartridge or CD, and they sold it.
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* The Nerd and Pat agree play against each other in the game and have the winner take all, but when the two walk over the TV, Pat notices something's off:
-->'''Pat:''' Okay, wh—where—where's your Nintendo?
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, the Nintendo? Right there, the Nintoaster.\\
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-->'''Pat:''' The what? Are you playing video games or making breakfast? I'm not turning these expensive games into a Goddamn English muffin!
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* His disappointment with Kid Kool's in-game design:
-->'''Nerd:''' Is that Kid Kool? What happened? He looks ''nothing'' like the guy on the cover. Now, that's what you call cool; shaking his fist at a wizard, a dragon humping his leg.



* This random comment he makes about one of the enemies:
-->'''Nerd:''' There's a guy sitting on a seagull's white poop curl shooting lightning faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can shit out turbo turds.



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* One of the other examples he gives for a game with bad control is ''Dr. Claw's Dump-and-Pump''. When he mentions it, he holds up a fake Sega Genesis cartridge labeled as such, featuring a picture of [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Dr. Claw]] plunging a toilet... No, it's not a real game.
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