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-->'''Tear''': *bursts out laughing* "Are you fucking kidding me with that Sonic, with your [[OffModel wonky eyelids]] right now? The response you give to someone [[BlackComedy who was quite willing to end their own life right there by falling head first into ground?]] "That was a risky move!" He says with [[MoodWhiplash a gutsy thumbs up and a fucking wonky eyelid!]] I actually wish I were dead!"
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-->'''Tear''': *bursts out laughing* "Are you fucking kidding me with that Sonic, with your [[OffModel wonky eyelids]] right now? The response you give to someone [[BlackComedy who was quite willing to end their own life right there by falling head first into ground?]] "That was a risky move!" He says with [[MoodWhiplash a gutsy thumbs up and a fucking wonky eyelid!]] I actually wish I were dead!"dead!"
** Tear coming across a bridge that appears and disappears at random. [[ObviousBeta Then getting closer and noticing that it doesn't even have any kind of support keeping it in place.]]
** "She doesn't even have any features rendered. She's just a pale blob. What is her face? That is nightmare fuel!"
** While attempting to exit the level he is playing Tear brings Tails to a small village area outside the map. Surprised that the place even exists at all he begins exploring...and immediately falls through a house to his death in the ocean below. [[LaughingMad All he can do is laugh as it happens.]]
** Tear getting into a race with a Sonic fan NPC who runs exactly the way Sonic does despite being human. It really must be seen to be believed.
** Tear coming across a bridge that appears and disappears at random. [[ObviousBeta Then getting closer and noticing that it doesn't even have any kind of support keeping it in place.]]
** "She doesn't even have any features rendered. She's just a pale blob. What is her face? That is nightmare fuel!"
** While attempting to exit the level he is playing Tear brings Tails to a small village area outside the map. Surprised that the place even exists at all he begins exploring...and immediately falls through a house to his death in the ocean below. [[LaughingMad All he can do is laugh as it happens.]]
** Tear getting into a race with a Sonic fan NPC who runs exactly the way Sonic does despite being human. It really must be seen to be believed.
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** After two episodes of dissing everything about the game Tear finally comes across something he likes: [[spoiler:A reflective building surface.]]
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** After two episodes of dissing everything about the game Tear finally comes across something he likes: [[spoiler:A reflective building surface.]]]]
** The fun continues in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV4I0KDOxrU episode 3]] with Tear dying several times and Sonic flying through the air upside down in just the first few minutes.
** Tear's reaction to Elise's "gutsy move" to escape Eggman:
-->'''Elise''': *falls backwards*
-->'''Tear''': "Is she just gonna kill herself?" *Sonic shows up at the last second to catch her* "I want to play a version of this game where Sonic wasn't there."
** Shortly after the above moment we get this:
-->'''Sonic''': "That was a gutsy move back there."
-->'''Tear''': *bursts out laughing* "Are you fucking kidding me with that Sonic, with your [[OffModel wonky eyelids]] right now? The response you give to someone [[BlackComedy who was quite willing to end their own life right there by falling head first into ground?]] "That was a risky move!" He says with [[MoodWhiplash a gutsy thumbs up and a fucking wonky eyelid!]] I actually wish I were dead!"
** The fun continues in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV4I0KDOxrU episode 3]] with Tear dying several times and Sonic flying through the air upside down in just the first few minutes.
** Tear's reaction to Elise's "gutsy move" to escape Eggman:
-->'''Elise''': *falls backwards*
-->'''Tear''': "Is she just gonna kill herself?" *Sonic shows up at the last second to catch her* "I want to play a version of this game where Sonic wasn't there."
** Shortly after the above moment we get this:
-->'''Sonic''': "That was a gutsy move back there."
-->'''Tear''': *bursts out laughing* "Are you fucking kidding me with that Sonic, with your [[OffModel wonky eyelids]] right now? The response you give to someone [[BlackComedy who was quite willing to end their own life right there by falling head first into ground?]] "That was a risky move!" He says with [[MoodWhiplash a gutsy thumbs up and a fucking wonky eyelid!]] I actually wish I were dead!"
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-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing hard, but christ. *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"
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-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing is hard, but christ. christ." *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"
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-->"The level kills you!"
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-->"The level kills you!"you!"
** After two episodes of dissing everything about the game Tear finally comes across something he likes: [[spoiler:A reflective building surface.]]
** After two episodes of dissing everything about the game Tear finally comes across something he likes: [[spoiler:A reflective building surface.]]
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-->"Excuse me? What the fuck? You have a time machine and you've only used it to get rid of people instead of I don't know, go back and place all your fucking bets on the lottery and win a million?! You could go back to the birth of the fucking Chaos Emeralds and pick them up form there! You have a fucking time machine! Why do you need mine?!"
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-->"Excuse me? What the fuck? You have a time machine and you've only used it to get rid of people instead of I don't know, go back and place all your fucking bets on the lottery and win a million?! You could go back to the birth of the fucking Chaos Emeralds and pick them up form there! You have a fucking time machine! Why do you need mine?!"mine?!"
** While trying to get Knuckles through a cave the game just plain stops caring and spazzes out, killing Knuckles in the process.
-->"Whoah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" *singing* "I'm having a waking nightmare...I'm seeing colors in the sky..." *Knuckles falls through the wall* "Oh! Oh my god! I-what the fuck?! I went through the wall! Ah. Ah ha ha. Ah. Oh. They sold this for money."
** About halfway through the video tears finds a nasty surprise in the form of a bumper that launches Knuckles straight into an eruption of flame.
-->"The level kills you!"
** While trying to get Knuckles through a cave the game just plain stops caring and spazzes out, killing Knuckles in the process.
-->"Whoah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" *singing* "I'm having a waking nightmare...I'm seeing colors in the sky..." *Knuckles falls through the wall* "Oh! Oh my god! I-what the fuck?! I went through the wall! Ah. Ah ha ha. Ah. Oh. They sold this for money."
** About halfway through the video tears finds a nasty surprise in the form of a bumper that launches Knuckles straight into an eruption of flame.
-->"The level kills you!"
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-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing hard, but christ. *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"
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-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing hard, but christ. *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"MADE?!"
** After positioning Sonic on the side of a searchlight several feet above the ground:
-->"You're not even trying anymore."
** Tear finding out Eggman has a time machine:
-->"Excuse me? What the fuck? You have a time machine and you've only used it to get rid of people instead of I don't know, go back and place all your fucking bets on the lottery and win a million?! You could go back to the birth of the fucking Chaos Emeralds and pick them up form there! You have a fucking time machine! Why do you need mine?!"
** After positioning Sonic on the side of a searchlight several feet above the ground:
-->"You're not even trying anymore."
** Tear finding out Eggman has a time machine:
-->"Excuse me? What the fuck? You have a time machine and you've only used it to get rid of people instead of I don't know, go back and place all your fucking bets on the lottery and win a million?! You could go back to the birth of the fucking Chaos Emeralds and pick them up form there! You have a fucking time machine! Why do you need mine?!"
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** At the very end of the first episode Tear [[TemptingFate promises to stick with the game until the bitter end if the fans want it.]] They did, so he does.
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** At the very end of the first episode Tear [[TemptingFate promises to stick with the game until the bitter end if the fans want it.]] They did, so he does.does.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhNINhGQFbQ Episode 2]] begins on a high note:
-->"There's no loading screen! Holy shit! And he's got a pokedex!"
*** Then things immediately go south:
-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing hard, but christ. *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhNINhGQFbQ Episode 2]] begins on a high note:
-->"There's no loading screen! Holy shit! And he's got a pokedex!"
*** Then things immediately go south:
-->"I know this is a hologram Eggman, but do you think you could move your lips in any of this? I know lip-syncing hard, but christ. *the "pokedex" floats from Sonic to Knuckles* "What?! That just fucking floated! He didn't throw it, it just levitated to his fucking hand when he butted around with his stupid fucking mitten hands! THIS WAS PROFESSIONALLY MADE?!"
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* Tear's playthrough of Sonic...06. Yes, the worst Sonic game ever (and one of the worst games PERIOD)which started up his whole Sonic series and led to him trying other titles in the franchise.
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* Tear's playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqZnW1TNMRg Sonic...06. ]] Yes, the worst Sonic game ever (and one of the worst games PERIOD)which started up his whole Sonic series and led to him trying other titles in the franchise.
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** Sonic clipping right through the ground into oblivion...while Goofy's falling yell is used in the background.
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** Sonic clipping right through the ground into oblivion...while Goofy's falling yell scream is used in the background.background.
** Even completing a level has Tear in bad spirits:
-->'''Princess Elise''': "I'm so happy!"
-->'''Tear''': "SHUT UP.
** Tear getting the shit kicked out of him by Silver while freaking [[OminousLatinChanting ONE WINGED ANGEL]] plays in the background.
** After being sent on a wild goose chase Tear finally finds the captain he was looking for and loses his mind.
-->'''Captain''': "You guessed it, I'm the captain."
-->'''Tear''': "This game is a piece of shit!"
** At the very end of the first episode Tear [[TemptingFate promises to stick with the game until the bitter end if the fans want it.]] They did, so he does.
** Even completing a level has Tear in bad spirits:
-->'''Princess Elise''': "I'm so happy!"
-->'''Tear''': "SHUT UP.
** Tear getting the shit kicked out of him by Silver while freaking [[OminousLatinChanting ONE WINGED ANGEL]] plays in the background.
** After being sent on a wild goose chase Tear finally finds the captain he was looking for and loses his mind.
-->'''Captain''': "You guessed it, I'm the captain."
-->'''Tear''': "This game is a piece of shit!"
** At the very end of the first episode Tear [[TemptingFate promises to stick with the game until the bitter end if the fans want it.]] They did, so he does.
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** The glitching hits as soon as Tear begins and shows just what kind of hell is still to come for the poor bastard. In this case, its [[ObviousBeta barrels appearing out of thin air and tails somehow running up the side of one while it rolls.]]
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** The glitching hits as soon as Tear begins and shows just what kind of hell is still to come for the poor bastard. In this case, its [[ObviousBeta barrels appearing out of thin air and tails somehow running up the side of one while it rolls.]]]]
** As bad as the glitches are the writing and animation isn't much better.
-->'''Old Man''': "But, there is no one that can test the full potential of these shores! Is there anyone who can test the design of these shoes?"
-->'''Tear''': "I'm jus-I'm just gonna have to weigh it down to you speaking like ya don't know english. I mean, you just keep saying the same words over and over and over again and that motion with your mouth has me thinking that you're eatin' some nice taffy."
** Sonic clipping right through the ground into oblivion...while Goofy's falling yell is used in the background.
** As bad as the glitches are the writing and animation isn't much better.
-->'''Old Man''': "But, there is no one that can test the full potential of these shores! Is there anyone who can test the design of these shoes?"
-->'''Tear''': "I'm jus-I'm just gonna have to weigh it down to you speaking like ya don't know english. I mean, you just keep saying the same words over and over and over again and that motion with your mouth has me thinking that you're eatin' some nice taffy."
** Sonic clipping right through the ground into oblivion...while Goofy's falling yell is used in the background.
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--> '''*Cut to two tombstones from an earlier level, with a sign in front of them reading "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE THE DAMN MODE CJ"*'''
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--> '''*Cut to two tombstones from an earlier level, with a sign in front of them reading "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE THE DAMN MODE CJ"*'''CJ"*'''
* Tear's playthrough of Sonic...06. Yes, the worst Sonic game ever (and one of the worst games PERIOD)which started up his whole Sonic series and led to him trying other titles in the franchise.
** At only five seconds in Tear realizes the horror he has set up for himself and proceeds to have a mental breakdown...at the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck TITLE SCREEN.]]
-->"Ah no...! Ah! AH NO! Auuugggghhhhh!"
** The glitching hits as soon as Tear begins and shows just what kind of hell is still to come for the poor bastard. In this case, its [[ObviousBeta barrels appearing out of thin air and tails somehow running up the side of one while it rolls.]]
* Tear's playthrough of Sonic...06. Yes, the worst Sonic game ever (and one of the worst games PERIOD)which started up his whole Sonic series and led to him trying other titles in the franchise.
** At only five seconds in Tear realizes the horror he has set up for himself and proceeds to have a mental breakdown...at the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck TITLE SCREEN.]]
-->"Ah no...! Ah! AH NO! Auuugggghhhhh!"
** The glitching hits as soon as Tear begins and shows just what kind of hell is still to come for the poor bastard. In this case, its [[ObviousBeta barrels appearing out of thin air and tails somehow running up the side of one while it rolls.]]
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--> '''Tear:''' '''*laughs for nearly 10 seconds straight*''' My God! '''*thud, then a high-pitched squeal*''' OK, I w... '''*devolves into laughter again. He tries to compose himself and fails*''' ... wasn't prepared for that! Fucking finally... find the thing I'm meant to do... I think "I'll get the first cheap hit in before I get a ring... fucking hit him, 'oh no.'
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--> '''Tear:''' '''*laughs for nearly 10 seconds straight*''' My God! '''*thud, then a high-pitched squeal*''' OK, I w... '''*devolves into laughter again. He tries to compose himself and fails*''' ... wasn't prepared for that! Fucking finally... find the thing I'm meant to do... I think "I'll get the first cheap hit in before I get a ring... fucking hit him, 'oh no.''
** The third part almost immediately begins with Sonic being confronted by Amy.
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic! Wait up!
--> '''Tear:''' Oh, it's Amy with a little... bird...
--> '''Amy:''' Long time no see!
--> '''Tear:''' Would have been nice if we kept it that way. What's with the bird?
--> '''Amy:''' What's wrong with you, anyway?
--> '''Tear:''' Bad face animation, bad voice acting... mmm, bad writing. Many things, really. The game's good, though.
--> '''Sonic *doing his weird explody face again*:''' You must be kidding!
--> '''Tear:'''Well, there's the face animation I was talking about. Look at it, this is NightmareFuel!
** Amy gets chased off by the robot through the train tunnel, off the right side of the screen.
--> '''Sonic:''' I'll cut 'em off at the Mystic Ruins!
--> '''Tear:''' Ah, yes! Because that's the direction of the Mystic Ruins as we look that way and the train goes the other way! ... '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]'''''
** After Sonic obtains the Light Speed Attack ability, the camera ROYALLY spazzes out for a moment, complete with Scatman music.
--> '''Tear:''' WOAH! What the fucking Christ happened there?
** The episode's ending, where Tails crash-lands the Tornado onto the Egg Carrier.
--> '''Tails:''' There's no landing gear in this mode.
--> '''Tear:''' Then change the mode. Change the mode! ''Tails, turn the plane around and make another run-in!'' '''''CHANGE THE MO- *BOOM!*'''''
--> '''*Cut to two tombstones from an earlier level, with a sign in front of them reading "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE THE DAMN MODE CJ"*'''
** The third part almost immediately begins with Sonic being confronted by Amy.
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic! Wait up!
--> '''Tear:''' Oh, it's Amy with a little... bird...
--> '''Amy:''' Long time no see!
--> '''Tear:''' Would have been nice if we kept it that way. What's with the bird?
--> '''Amy:''' What's wrong with you, anyway?
--> '''Tear:''' Bad face animation, bad voice acting... mmm, bad writing. Many things, really. The game's good, though.
--> '''Sonic *doing his weird explody face again*:''' You must be kidding!
--> '''Tear:'''Well, there's the face animation I was talking about. Look at it, this is NightmareFuel!
** Amy gets chased off by the robot through the train tunnel, off the right side of the screen.
--> '''Sonic:''' I'll cut 'em off at the Mystic Ruins!
--> '''Tear:''' Ah, yes! Because that's the direction of the Mystic Ruins as we look that way and the train goes the other way! ... '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!]]'''''
** After Sonic obtains the Light Speed Attack ability, the camera ROYALLY spazzes out for a moment, complete with Scatman music.
--> '''Tear:''' WOAH! What the fucking Christ happened there?
** The episode's ending, where Tails crash-lands the Tornado onto the Egg Carrier.
--> '''Tails:''' There's no landing gear in this mode.
--> '''Tear:''' Then change the mode. Change the mode! ''Tails, turn the plane around and make another run-in!'' '''''CHANGE THE MO- *BOOM!*'''''
--> '''*Cut to two tombstones from an earlier level, with a sign in front of them reading "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CHANGE THE DAMN MODE CJ"*'''
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--> Is he motioning to suck a dick? 'Scuse me. Pause the cutscene! Was Eggman... just motioning... to suck a dick? ... I think he was. And if he wasn't, that's how I'm going to interpretative it!
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--> Is he motioning to suck a dick? 'Scuse me. Pause the cutscene! Was Eggman... just motioning... to suck a dick? ... I think he was. And if he wasn't, that's how I'm going to interpretative it!it!
** Pretty much every time he makes a comment on Sonic's weird, rubbery facial animations every time he talks in an in-game cutscene.
--> '''Sonic:''' Somethin' buggin' you?
--> '''Tear:''' *laughing* Wha?! Yes, something's bugging me! Your weird mouth that looked like you were chewing on a fucking gobstopper!
*** The episodes intro uses that part, with Sonic's mouth movements synched up to Surfing Bird. Then it's quickly replaced by loud death metal.
--> '''Caption:''' "ANIMATION"
** Tear lands one hit in on Knuckles, and Knuckles' reaction to being hit pretty much leaves him paralyzed by laughter.
--> '''Tear:''' OK, Knuckles...
--> '''Knuckles: *With a caption reading "ACTUAL AUDIO"*''' Oh no.
--> '''Tear:''' '''*laughs for nearly 10 seconds straight*''' My God! '''*thud, then a high-pitched squeal*''' OK, I w... '''*devolves into laughter again. He tries to compose himself and fails*''' ... wasn't prepared for that! Fucking finally... find the thing I'm meant to do... I think "I'll get the first cheap hit in before I get a ring... fucking hit him, 'oh no.'
** Pretty much every time he makes a comment on Sonic's weird, rubbery facial animations every time he talks in an in-game cutscene.
--> '''Sonic:''' Somethin' buggin' you?
--> '''Tear:''' *laughing* Wha?! Yes, something's bugging me! Your weird mouth that looked like you were chewing on a fucking gobstopper!
*** The episodes intro uses that part, with Sonic's mouth movements synched up to Surfing Bird. Then it's quickly replaced by loud death metal.
--> '''Caption:''' "ANIMATION"
** Tear lands one hit in on Knuckles, and Knuckles' reaction to being hit pretty much leaves him paralyzed by laughter.
--> '''Tear:''' OK, Knuckles...
--> '''Knuckles: *With a caption reading "ACTUAL AUDIO"*''' Oh no.
--> '''Tear:''' '''*laughs for nearly 10 seconds straight*''' My God! '''*thud, then a high-pitched squeal*''' OK, I w... '''*devolves into laughter again. He tries to compose himself and fails*''' ... wasn't prepared for that! Fucking finally... find the thing I'm meant to do... I think "I'll get the first cheap hit in before I get a ring... fucking hit him, 'oh no.'
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--> *whacks the skeleton with his bat* "Know you place bitch!" *skeleton fixes itself* "You ain't nothing but a-oh god! Fuck me, that actually creeped me out! Jesus Christ!"
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--> *whacks the skeleton with his bat* "Know you place bitch!" *skeleton fixes itself* "You ain't nothing but a-oh god! Fuck me, that actually creeped me out! Jesus Christ!"Christ!"
* His playthrough of Sonic Adventure DX is full of these, naturally.
** Tear is quickly reduced to hysterics upon seeing and hearing Sonic's infamous 'AAAH!' in the cutscene where Tails' plane crashes.
--> *cackles madly, his first word punctuated with an explosion* "AAH! ... had the face of a man who's trying to eat a really big burger, that's true terror!"
** "Rescue Tails... What if I don't want to, though?"
** "Did I just clip through Free Willy? I feel like I just clipped through Free Willy!"
** After beating the first boss:
--> '''Sonic:''' Hey, I'll play with you some other time!
--> '''Tear:''' Sonic, this is the man that in-intends to end the world, and you'll play with him some other time? Will you just be the smart man and kill him? Christ, you're like Daredevil, just kill the bad guy so they don't come back!
** His reaction straight afterwards, when Robotnik/Eggman takes the Chaos Emerald from Tails.
--> "Tails... *sees the Chaos Emerald get nabbed* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Seconds ago (Eggman) said "Those Chaos Emeralds, I will take them from you by force." I beat him in a boss battle and you walk up, present it to him on a plate and he takes it and now he's gonna fly off! Tails, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING GOOD FOR ME SO FAR!! YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
** Eggman's odd gesturing catches Tear's eye
--> Is he motioning to suck a dick? 'Scuse me. Pause the cutscene! Was Eggman... just motioning... to suck a dick? ... I think he was. And if he wasn't, that's how I'm going to interpretative it!
* His playthrough of Sonic Adventure DX is full of these, naturally.
** Tear is quickly reduced to hysterics upon seeing and hearing Sonic's infamous 'AAAH!' in the cutscene where Tails' plane crashes.
--> *cackles madly, his first word punctuated with an explosion* "AAH! ... had the face of a man who's trying to eat a really big burger, that's true terror!"
** "Rescue Tails... What if I don't want to, though?"
** "Did I just clip through Free Willy? I feel like I just clipped through Free Willy!"
** After beating the first boss:
--> '''Sonic:''' Hey, I'll play with you some other time!
--> '''Tear:''' Sonic, this is the man that in-intends to end the world, and you'll play with him some other time? Will you just be the smart man and kill him? Christ, you're like Daredevil, just kill the bad guy so they don't come back!
** His reaction straight afterwards, when Robotnik/Eggman takes the Chaos Emerald from Tails.
--> "Tails... *sees the Chaos Emerald get nabbed* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Seconds ago (Eggman) said "Those Chaos Emeralds, I will take them from you by force." I beat him in a boss battle and you walk up, present it to him on a plate and he takes it and now he's gonna fly off! Tails, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING GOOD FOR ME SO FAR!! YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
** Eggman's odd gesturing catches Tear's eye
--> Is he motioning to suck a dick? 'Scuse me. Pause the cutscene! Was Eggman... just motioning... to suck a dick? ... I think he was. And if he wasn't, that's how I'm going to interpretative it!
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** After having his game crash on him twice Tears reloads it and notes that the third time's the charm, turns around...and the game immediately crashes on him.
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** After having his game crash on him twice Tears reloads it and notes that the third time's the charm, turns around...and the game immediately crashes on him.him.
** Tear finds a skeleton that appears to be staring at him and...
--> *whacks the skeleton with his bat* "Know you place bitch!" *skeleton fixes itself* "You ain't nothing but a-oh god! Fuck me, that actually creeped me out! Jesus Christ!"
** Tear finds a skeleton that appears to be staring at him and...
--> *whacks the skeleton with his bat* "Know you place bitch!" *skeleton fixes itself* "You ain't nothing but a-oh god! Fuck me, that actually creeped me out! Jesus Christ!"
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** After going to the trouble of stealing Old Longfellow's coat in the previous episode Tear decides to swap it out for a bathrobe he found at a spa infested with super mutants. A shot time later he comes across a trapper with a lobster trap helmet and decides to replace his head sack with it. The resulting combination of clothes was so good it became the thumbnail for the episode.
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** After going to the trouble of stealing Old Longfellow's coat in the previous episode Tear decides to swap it out for a bathrobe he found at a spa infested with super mutants. A shot time later he comes across a trapper with a lobster trap helmet and decides to replace his head sack with it. The resulting combination of clothes was so good it became the thumbnail for the episode.episode.
** In his rush to take refuge in one of the Polowski Preservation Shelters Tear comes face to face with a mannequin placed inside.
-->"Well, this [[SarcasmMode isn't creepy at all..."]]
** After having his game crash on him twice Tears reloads it and notes that the third time's the charm, turns around...and the game immediately crashes on him.
** In his rush to take refuge in one of the Polowski Preservation Shelters Tear comes face to face with a mannequin placed inside.
-->"Well, this [[SarcasmMode isn't creepy at all..."]]
** After having his game crash on him twice Tears reloads it and notes that the third time's the charm, turns around...and the game immediately crashes on him.
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrawJ5RcNT4 only]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdqUwRq-VY about]] half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrawJ5RcNT4 only]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdqUwRq-VY about]] half [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugYu8K2sufQ half]] a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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** Near the end of his first Far Harbor video Tear momentarily loses his mind and just goes crazy with mods, summoning a deathclaw, a super mutant, a synth gorilla and LIBERTY PRIME!
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** Near the end of his first Far Harbor video Tear momentarily loses his mind and just goes crazy with mods, summoning a deathclaw, a super mutant, a synth gorilla and LIBERTY PRIME!PRIME!
** After going to the trouble of stealing Old Longfellow's coat in the previous episode Tear decides to swap it out for a bathrobe he found at a spa infested with super mutants. A shot time later he comes across a trapper with a lobster trap helmet and decides to replace his head sack with it. The resulting combination of clothes was so good it became the thumbnail for the episode.
** After going to the trouble of stealing Old Longfellow's coat in the previous episode Tear decides to swap it out for a bathrobe he found at a spa infested with super mutants. A shot time later he comes across a trapper with a lobster trap helmet and decides to replace his head sack with it. The resulting combination of clothes was so good it became the thumbnail for the episode.
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-->'''Tear''': "Are you, the person who has lost most of their hair, wearing rags and machines...trying to convince me that you're the sane and sensible one? [[DisproportionateRetribution The moment I'm out of this dialogue I'm shooting you in the face!"]] *cut to tear doing just that* "I'm taking all your shit just to prove a point and I'm gonna wiggle your ass around a bit just to remind you that you are the [[IncrediblyLamePun butt]] of my jokes!
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-->'''Tear''': "Are you, the person who has lost most of their hair, wearing rags and machines...trying to convince me that you're the sane and sensible one? [[DisproportionateRetribution The moment I'm out of this dialogue I'm shooting you in the face!"]] *cut to tear doing just that* "I'm taking all your shit just to prove a point and I'm gonna wiggle your ass around a bit just to remind you that you are the [[IncrediblyLamePun butt]] of my jokes!jokes!
** Tear meeting DiMA:
-->'''DiMA''': "Tell me, what is the first thing you can remember?"
-->'''Tear''': "The insatiable urge to get bitches and riches."
** Near the end of his first Far Harbor video Tear momentarily loses his mind and just goes crazy with mods, summoning a deathclaw, a super mutant, a synth gorilla and LIBERTY PRIME!
** Tear meeting DiMA:
-->'''DiMA''': "Tell me, what is the first thing you can remember?"
-->'''Tear''': "The insatiable urge to get bitches and riches."
** Near the end of his first Far Harbor video Tear momentarily loses his mind and just goes crazy with mods, summoning a deathclaw, a super mutant, a synth gorilla and LIBERTY PRIME!
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** *while chasing Old Longfellow* "I want your coat. You will be the first person I kill for a new set of clothes. I want your coat. He ain't gonna last long."
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** *while chasing Old Longfellow* "I want your coat. You will be the first person I kill for a new set of clothes. I want your coat. He ain't gonna last long.""
** Tear's first encounter with a Child Of Atom:
-->'''Child Of Atom''': "You. I suggest you go no further. Acadia is a nest of snakes. Beasts that subvert the will of Atom."
-->'''Tear''': "Are you, the person who has lost most of their hair, wearing rags and machines...trying to convince me that you're the sane and sensible one? [[DisproportionateRetribution The moment I'm out of this dialogue I'm shooting you in the face!"]] *cut to tear doing just that* "I'm taking all your shit just to prove a point and I'm gonna wiggle your ass around a bit just to remind you that you are the [[IncrediblyLamePun butt]] of my jokes!
** Tear's first encounter with a Child Of Atom:
-->'''Child Of Atom''': "You. I suggest you go no further. Acadia is a nest of snakes. Beasts that subvert the will of Atom."
-->'''Tear''': "Are you, the person who has lost most of their hair, wearing rags and machines...trying to convince me that you're the sane and sensible one? [[DisproportionateRetribution The moment I'm out of this dialogue I'm shooting you in the face!"]] *cut to tear doing just that* "I'm taking all your shit just to prove a point and I'm gonna wiggle your ass around a bit just to remind you that you are the [[IncrediblyLamePun butt]] of my jokes!
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* While fighting with the Gunner Lieutenant in Vault 95 Tear is having fun mocking him and toying with him...right up until the guy runs over to a bag and grabs something out of it.
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** While looting a house Tear comes across a goo pile with a short assault rifle next to it and has a brief moment of sadness that he was probably supposed to defend the place and failed...and then the family who lives there shows up alive and well, causing tear to wonder just what the hell happened.
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** While looting a house Tear comes across a goo pile with a short assault rifle next to it and has a brief moment of sadness that he was probably supposed to defend the place and failed...and then the family who lives there shows up alive and well, causing tear to wonder just what the hell happened.happened.
** [[BlackComedy "Corpse of my son, could you direct me to the exit, I'm a little bit new around here."]]
** While trying to relearn the controls after taking a break from the game for a while Tear accidentally kills a man by throwing a bottlecap mine in the middle of the street.
** *while chasing Old Longfellow* "I want your coat. You will be the first person I kill for a new set of clothes. I want your coat. He ain't gonna last long."
** [[BlackComedy "Corpse of my son, could you direct me to the exit, I'm a little bit new around here."]]
** While trying to relearn the controls after taking a break from the game for a while Tear accidentally kills a man by throwing a bottlecap mine in the middle of the street.
** *while chasing Old Longfellow* "I want your coat. You will be the first person I kill for a new set of clothes. I want your coat. He ain't gonna last long."
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrawJ5RcNT4 only]] about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrawJ5RcNT4 only]] about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdqUwRq-VY about]] half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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-->"Dear lord, nuclear wasteland [[TheWalkingDead Negan]] is immortal!
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-->"Dear lord, nuclear wasteland [[TheWalkingDead Negan]] is immortal!immortal!
* While fighting with the Gunner Lieutenant in Vault 95 Tear is having fun mocking him and toying with him...right up until the guy runs over to a bag and grabs something out of it.
-->"Uh, did you just [[BerserkButton take some of my future loot?!]] Oh that is-that is it, I'm fucking done with you!" *cue beatdown and Tear throwing the guy's head into a burning trashcan*
** While looting a house Tear comes across a goo pile with a short assault rifle next to it and has a brief moment of sadness that he was probably supposed to defend the place and failed...and then the family who lives there shows up alive and well, causing tear to wonder just what the hell happened.
* While fighting with the Gunner Lieutenant in Vault 95 Tear is having fun mocking him and toying with him...right up until the guy runs over to a bag and grabs something out of it.
-->"Uh, did you just [[BerserkButton take some of my future loot?!]] Oh that is-that is it, I'm fucking done with you!" *cue beatdown and Tear throwing the guy's head into a burning trashcan*
** While looting a house Tear comes across a goo pile with a short assault rifle next to it and has a brief moment of sadness that he was probably supposed to defend the place and failed...and then the family who lives there shows up alive and well, causing tear to wonder just what the hell happened.
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] only [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrawJ5RcNT4 only]] about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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*** [[IncrediblyLamePun "You really are quite the mess, officer."]]
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*** [[IncrediblyLamePun "You really are quite the mess, officer."]]"]]
** While out exploring the wasteland Tear comes across a trapped Sentry Bot and begins attacking it, thinking it'll be an easy kill. Then the thing hits him through the side of its container and forces him to break out his Gauss Rifle to destroy. As soon as its down he then gets bitten on the ass by a Legendary Rabid Mongrel. Poor Tear just can't catch a break.
** At one point Tear is forced to fire a Fat Man at point blank range...and somehow survives it with only a few scratches.
-->"Dear lord, nuclear wasteland [[TheWalkingDead Negan]] is immortal!
** While out exploring the wasteland Tear comes across a trapped Sentry Bot and begins attacking it, thinking it'll be an easy kill. Then the thing hits him through the side of its container and forces him to break out his Gauss Rifle to destroy. As soon as its down he then gets bitten on the ass by a Legendary Rabid Mongrel. Poor Tear just can't catch a break.
** At one point Tear is forced to fire a Fat Man at point blank range...and somehow survives it with only a few scratches.
-->"Dear lord, nuclear wasteland [[TheWalkingDead Negan]] is immortal!
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] is only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4]] is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClq8qIIdZ4 is]] only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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** "You've been caught stealing the owner is now hostile. Yes, because they were all hugs and kisses a second ago."
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** "You've been caught stealing the owner is now hostile. Yes, because they were all hugs and kisses a second ago.""
*** "No Nuka Cola in the machine? These guys are Hitler!"
*** [[IncrediblyLamePun "You really are quite the mess, officer."]]
*** "No Nuka Cola in the machine? These guys are Hitler!"
*** [[IncrediblyLamePun "You really are quite the mess, officer."]]
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-->"I think his works were: "please sir, can I have some more?"
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-->"I think his works words were: "please "Please sir, can I have some more?"more?"
** While clearing out Gunner H.Q. Tear decides to breach the main news room with a [[NukeEm Fat Man.]] The resulting explosion causes [[LudicrousGibs gibs]] to fly around the room and land everywhere, including on the crotch of a man in his underwear.
** When Tear begins phase two of his assault on the Brotherhood he gets swarmed by a squad of soldiers shooting enough laser weapons to put on a fireworks show and promptly closes the door...right on someone's foot.
** "You've been caught stealing the owner is now hostile. Yes, because they were all hugs and kisses a second ago."
** While clearing out Gunner H.Q. Tear decides to breach the main news room with a [[NukeEm Fat Man.]] The resulting explosion causes [[LudicrousGibs gibs]] to fly around the room and land everywhere, including on the crotch of a man in his underwear.
** When Tear begins phase two of his assault on the Brotherhood he gets swarmed by a squad of soldiers shooting enough laser weapons to put on a fireworks show and promptly closes the door...right on someone's foot.
** "You've been caught stealing the owner is now hostile. Yes, because they were all hugs and kisses a second ago."
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*** "CHOOOOCOLAAAAATE!" *BOOM* "Who-" *gets shot*
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*** "CHOOOOCOLAAAAATE!" *BOOM* "Who-" *gets shot*shot*
** [[BerserkButton His completely irrational hate for the Brotherhood Of Steel]] seemingly because they dared to park an airship right next to him. In retaliation, he hunts them all down with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] and then storms the Prydwen itself, [[DisproportionateRetribution killing everyone on board.]]
** After killing his first brotherhood soldier:
--->"And may they never question how he ended up halfway through the floor. I just hope they never question how the hell he ended up dead, otherwise all eyes are gonna be on me."
** At one point Tear sneaks up on a freaking [[EliteMook Brotherhood Knight-Captain]] and smacks them so hard with his bat that they go flying off into the distance...and then walk back to their post like nothing is wrong, all while staring at Tear's character [[FailedASpotCheck HOLDING A BLOODY BASEBALL BAT.]] Tear then hits them a few more times to finish them off, including breaking a piece of their armor, and they just stand there until dropping dead from the blunt force trauma that apparently came from nowhere.
-->"I think his works were: "please sir, can I have some more?"
** [[BerserkButton His completely irrational hate for the Brotherhood Of Steel]] seemingly because they dared to park an airship right next to him. In retaliation, he hunts them all down with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] and then storms the Prydwen itself, [[DisproportionateRetribution killing everyone on board.]]
** After killing his first brotherhood soldier:
--->"And may they never question how he ended up halfway through the floor. I just hope they never question how the hell he ended up dead, otherwise all eyes are gonna be on me."
** At one point Tear sneaks up on a freaking [[EliteMook Brotherhood Knight-Captain]] and smacks them so hard with his bat that they go flying off into the distance...and then walk back to their post like nothing is wrong, all while staring at Tear's character [[FailedASpotCheck HOLDING A BLOODY BASEBALL BAT.]] Tear then hits them a few more times to finish them off, including breaking a piece of their armor, and they just stand there until dropping dead from the blunt force trauma that apparently came from nowhere.
-->"I think his works were: "please sir, can I have some more?"
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-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that.
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-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that."
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** *deep demonic voice* "PEACE AND QUIET AT LAST.
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** *deep demonic voice* "PEACE AND QUIET AT LAST."
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** "Did you just...did you just cough on me?! The hell was th-alright, nope, I've had enough of him already. This is...this is some bullshit!" *bang* *smash*
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** "Did you just...did you just cough on me?! The hell was th-alright, nope, I've had enough of him already. This is...this is some bullshit!" *bang* *smash**smash*
** *deep demonic voice* "PEACE AND QUIET AT LAST.
*** "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! HHHOOOTTT!"
*** "CHOOOOCOLAAAAATE!" *BOOM* "Who-" *gets shot*
** *deep demonic voice* "PEACE AND QUIET AT LAST.
*** "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! HHHOOOTTT!"
*** "CHOOOOCOLAAAAATE!" *BOOM* "Who-" *gets shot*
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-->"War...war never changes. Except for that time we dropped bombs on each other, lost our military equipment, preparation and general finesse and -->prowess...y'know except for that little ol' chestnut. Unless, of course, you were just referring to the part where we all kill ourselves, in
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-->"War...war never changes. Except for that time we dropped bombs on each other, lost our military equipment, preparation and general finesse and -->prowess...prowess...y'know except for that little ol' chestnut. Unless, of course, you were just referring to the part where we all kill ourselves, in
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-->immediate amount of trust you've put in me! I mean, that's commendable!" *beat* "STUPID." *cocks shotgun* "But it is commendable." *cue killing montage set to heavy metal with distorted visuals*
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-->immediate amount of trust you've put in me! I mean, that's commendable!" *beat* "STUPID." *cocks shotgun* "But it is commendable." *cue killing montage set to heavy metal with distorted visuals*visuals* "You, my good sir, just got wolf-ganged fucked! Never trust a man with a sack on his head!"
** "Did you just...did you just cough on me?! The hell was th-alright, nope, I've had enough of him already. This is...this is some bullshit!" *bang* *smash*
** "Did you just...did you just cough on me?! The hell was th-alright, nope, I've had enough of him already. This is...this is some bullshit!" *bang* *smash*
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* His playthrough of Fallout 4 is only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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* His playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E Fallout 4 4]] is only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
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-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that.
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-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that.that.
** Tear meeting up with some drug dealers asking for his help assaulting a small diner:
-->'''Wolfgang''': "Wanna make some easy money? Help me out. If things go south we'll back you up."
-->'''Tear''': "That's what I like to hear! Thank you very much! I mean, honest to god, I really appreciate that from you! The cooperation, the
-->immediate amount of trust you've put in me! I mean, that's commendable!" *beat* "STUPID." *cocks shotgun* "But it is commendable." *cue killing montage set to heavy metal with distorted visuals*
** Tear meeting up with some drug dealers asking for his help assaulting a small diner:
-->'''Wolfgang''': "Wanna make some easy money? Help me out. If things go south we'll back you up."
-->'''Tear''': "That's what I like to hear! Thank you very much! I mean, honest to god, I really appreciate that from you! The cooperation, the
-->immediate amount of trust you've put in me! I mean, that's commendable!" *beat* "STUPID." *cocks shotgun* "But it is commendable." *cue killing montage set to heavy metal with distorted visuals*
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TearOfGrace has done quite a few crazy videos during his time as a Youtuber so it was inevitable that there would be at least a few hilarious gems of rage, frustration and glitches amid all the craziness...
* His playthrough of Fallout 4 is only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
** Tears opening narration:
-->"War...war never changes. Except for that time we dropped bombs on each other, lost our military equipment, preparation and general finesse and -->prowess...y'know except for that little ol' chestnut. Unless, of course, you were just referring to the part where we all kill ourselves, in
-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that.
* His playthrough of Fallout 4 is only about half a dozen videos long, but the laughs didn't stop with the destruction of civilization. A few highlights:
** Tears opening narration:
-->"War...war never changes. Except for that time we dropped bombs on each other, lost our military equipment, preparation and general finesse and -->prowess...y'know except for that little ol' chestnut. Unless, of course, you were just referring to the part where we all kill ourselves, in
-->which case you don't even need a war for that, you just need a mild mid-alley mugging. Uncle Ben's rice can attest to that.
