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** "Oh no. Not the clouds! Not the stock footage! NOT [[Franchise/TheSimpsons THE SIMPSONS]] LOGO!"
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** "Oh no. Not the clouds! Not the stock footage! NOT [[Franchise/TheSimpsons [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons THE SIMPSONS]] LOGO!"
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-->'''Tear''': "Wow! Uh, I don't know what the game's gonna do now, I'm not even really sure if they bothered to add collision to these things. Are we gonna keep going? Oh please! Ohhh, so this is Christmas! Ha ha! Whuh. Ha ha ha! Everything that could break, did break. So now I'm just in my snowglobe of a skybox... floating forever. Little did we know that the solution to all of Shadow's problems was in his hovercar. Ha ha. I'm slightly dying. Okaaay, yeah. [[GoodBadBugs I don't know how this happened but I'm very glad that it did."]]
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-->'''Tear''': "Wow! Uh, I don't know what the game's gonna do now, I'm not even really sure if they bothered to add collision to these things. Are we gonna keep going? Oh please! Ohhh, so this is Christmas! Ha ha! Whuh. Ha ha ha! Everything that could break, did break. So now I'm just in my snowglobe of a skybox... floating forever. [[LittleDidIKnow Little did we know know]] that the solution to all of Shadow's problems was in his hovercar. Ha ha. I'm slightly dying. Okaaay, yeah. [[GoodBadBugs I don't know how this happened but I'm very glad that it did."]]
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--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's the PowerRangers, and the black guy's been removed from the scene because whitewashing. That makes sense to me! Didn't know we were getting a behind the scenes look at Hollywood during this campaign!
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--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's the PowerRangers, Franchise/PowerRangers, and the black guy's been removed from the scene because whitewashing. That makes sense to me! Didn't know we were getting a behind the scenes look at Hollywood during this campaign!
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-->'''Tear:''' ''(laughing)'' He killed himself! He managed to glitch his way into invincibility, living up to the name ''Lucky-Shot'' again! And what does he do? He summons himself a gaggle of pre-ejaculatory goddamn [=IEDs=] and pop goes the weasel and he's dead. ''(snickers)'' He killed his own teammate, he watched the other one get humiliated, and then he successfully blew his own load. ''(laughs)'' After breaking the universe and finding a way to just be unkillable.
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-->'''Tear:''' ''(laughing)'' He killed himself! He managed to glitch his way into invincibility, living up to the name ''Lucky-Shot'' again! And what does he do? He summons himself a gaggle of pre-ejaculatory goddamn [=IEDs=] and pop goes the weasel and he's dead. ''(snickers)'' He killed his own teammate, he watched the other one get humiliated, and then he successfully blew his own load. ''(laughs)'' After breaking the universe and finding a way to just be unkillable.
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-->'''Tear:''' (To the tune of the overworld theme from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld)'' Knobs!(X13) Please just shitting die, I don't wanna have to cry! DI-IE YOU SACKOUS CLOWNY FUCKING CUNT! (A Knockout!) HALLELUJAH, SUPER MARIO 2! My head, it really hurts, but 'least I've done that! And now I don't have to fight the (unintelligible) twat!
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-->'''Tear:''' (To the tune of the overworld theme from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld)'' Knobs!(X13) Please just shitting die, I don't wanna have to cry! DI-IE YOU SACKOUS CLOWNY FUCKING CUNT! (A Knockout!) HALLELUJAH, SUPER MARIO 2! My head, it really hurts, but 'least I've done that! And now I don't have to fight the (unintelligible) face-painting twat!
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* Tear calling Baroness Von Bon Bon a "squinty whore".
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* Tear calling Baroness Von Bon Bon a "squinty whore".whore", for context Tear is calling her this after dying by getting directly shot by her with her shotgun which her animation has her squint while aiming.
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** In the final episode, Tear goes looking in the jungle for Big's house
--->'''Tear:''' Where's Big the hut's... Big the Hutt?! '''*bringing up images of Big the Cat and Jabba the Hutt, he wheezes*''' There's a fan-fiction. There's a fan-fiction I could likely Google, and find a search result for!
--->'''*Sad music plays* Sadly, no such Fan-fic was ever found... '''
** Tear runs through a tunnel, starts running on the ceiling - and then falls through it and dies.
--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's SOOOOOON - '''*starts running on the spot on the roof of the tunnel*'''... oh. '''*Sonic then glitches through the ceiling, falls through the map and dies* OHHH - EXCUSE MY ARSEHOLE!!! *Cackles* HOW?!''' I lost a life cause of that! '''*laughs*''' I mean... every single time I come down this tunnel, it breaks a bit more. It's fitting on the final chapter, it FINALLY completely went kaput and off I fucked! ''Gorgeous!''
** Tear has a slight rant at the end of Sonic's flashback - only to go off on another one when Tails checks in on Sonic.
--->'''Tikal:''' The 7 Emeralds can change our thoughts into power. If this Emerald controls that power... Please, you must stop him!
--->'''Tear:''' It changes your thoughts into power? Well then why wasn't Tails flying his heart's content out when he got them? When Knuckles got them, why didn't the world just fall asleep cause he's that sodding boring?
--->'''Tails:''' Sonic! Wake up!
--->'''Sonic:''' Ahhh... I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!
--->'''*Tear cackles wildly over the following shot of Tails looking horrorfied*'''
--->'''Tails *his expression returning to normal in a split second*:''' Good thing you're okay.
--->'''Tear:''' Wait, what?! Wh- '''*erupts into laughter*''' I thought that was going to be a reveal like 'Oh no! The world had died while you were daydreaming!' but no, he just maintained that expression, was like 'oh no, he's fine! I'm just gonna look mortified for a bit, my pal's woken up and now my facial animation's caught up to my brain!' Oh, good! Synapses are firing on all cylinders again! ''Tails needs a fucking doctor!'' Can we get him one? I think the gas from the first chapter's really affected him!
--->'''Tear:''' Where's Big the hut's... Big the Hutt?! '''*bringing up images of Big the Cat and Jabba the Hutt, he wheezes*''' There's a fan-fiction. There's a fan-fiction I could likely Google, and find a search result for!
--->'''*Sad music plays* Sadly, no such Fan-fic was ever found... '''
** Tear runs through a tunnel, starts running on the ceiling - and then falls through it and dies.
--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's SOOOOOON - '''*starts running on the spot on the roof of the tunnel*'''... oh. '''*Sonic then glitches through the ceiling, falls through the map and dies* OHHH - EXCUSE MY ARSEHOLE!!! *Cackles* HOW?!''' I lost a life cause of that! '''*laughs*''' I mean... every single time I come down this tunnel, it breaks a bit more. It's fitting on the final chapter, it FINALLY completely went kaput and off I fucked! ''Gorgeous!''
** Tear has a slight rant at the end of Sonic's flashback - only to go off on another one when Tails checks in on Sonic.
--->'''Tikal:''' The 7 Emeralds can change our thoughts into power. If this Emerald controls that power... Please, you must stop him!
--->'''Tear:''' It changes your thoughts into power? Well then why wasn't Tails flying his heart's content out when he got them? When Knuckles got them, why didn't the world just fall asleep cause he's that sodding boring?
--->'''Tails:''' Sonic! Wake up!
--->'''Sonic:''' Ahhh... I was on a snooze cruise, I guess!
--->'''*Tear cackles wildly over the following shot of Tails looking horrorfied*'''
--->'''Tails *his expression returning to normal in a split second*:''' Good thing you're okay.
--->'''Tear:''' Wait, what?! Wh- '''*erupts into laughter*''' I thought that was going to be a reveal like 'Oh no! The world had died while you were daydreaming!' but no, he just maintained that expression, was like 'oh no, he's fine! I'm just gonna look mortified for a bit, my pal's woken up and now my facial animation's caught up to my brain!' Oh, good! Synapses are firing on all cylinders again! ''Tails needs a fucking doctor!'' Can we get him one? I think the gas from the first chapter's really affected him!
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** Tear attempts to catch Froggy again in the Ice Cap stage:
--->'''Tear *In a goofy voice*:''' Come on, Froggy! Come on, ehhh that's it... '''*Latches into Froggy, his voice goes back to normal*''' I fucking figured it out, I think! Aah, I hope it works next time I fucking do that, otherwise Brett's literally never gonna how the hell this works! Froggy, come on! '''''WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A COCK?!'''''
** Tear finds one of Tikal's help orbs, which circles around Big
--->'''Tikal:''' There's a secret passage somewhere. Go and find it.
--->'''Tear:''' Thank you. You gave me, errr, '''*Sped-up footage of Big's eyes circling around*''' darting cocaine paranoid eyes, but at least you told me where I need to goddamn go!
--->'''Tear *In a goofy voice*:''' Come on, Froggy! Come on, ehhh that's it... '''*Latches into Froggy, his voice goes back to normal*''' I fucking figured it out, I think! Aah, I hope it works next time I fucking do that, otherwise Brett's literally never gonna how the hell this works! Froggy, come on! '''''WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A COCK?!'''''
** Tear finds one of Tikal's help orbs, which circles around Big
--->'''Tikal:''' There's a secret passage somewhere. Go and find it.
--->'''Tear:''' Thank you. You gave me, errr, '''*Sped-up footage of Big's eyes circling around*''' darting cocaine paranoid eyes, but at least you told me where I need to goddamn go!
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*** The 'FIN' card for Gamma's story shows two Flickies (the parents of Birdie). Tear is noticeably confused:
--->'''Tear:''' FIN! '''*wheezes*''' FIN! I would love to fucking show this to you at the beginning and confuse the shit out of you, but that would be a spoiler! FIN for the robot's campaign: couple of birds! ... eh, YOU WOT, MATE?!
** Even before Tear starts on Big the Cat's campaign, he knows just what he's in for.
--->'''Tear:''' I actually have to play this fucking campaign... I've heard nothing but bad things about the fishing and I have no idea how it controls... I'm gonna be doing this for fucking ''days''!
** Tear's quick to find out just why Froggy has a tail
--->'''Tear:''' There we go... OK... so the story of this campaign is Chaos merged with a frog... ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
** Tear struggles with the controls when he attempts to real in a fish - and then reacts in dread when he discovers that the line breaking results in him losing a life.
** When he catches one:
--->'''Big:''' I got a fish!
--->'''Tear: *wheezes with laughter and squeals, then mimics Big*''' I got a fish! '''*in his normal voice*''' You're trying to catch your friend that you've known for years, and you're fucking happy you caught a fish! If I catch enough, will they stop taking the fucking bait and he will?!
--->'''Tear:''' FIN! '''*wheezes*''' FIN! I would love to fucking show this to you at the beginning and confuse the shit out of you, but that would be a spoiler! FIN for the robot's campaign: couple of birds! ... eh, YOU WOT, MATE?!
** Even before Tear starts on Big the Cat's campaign, he knows just what he's in for.
--->'''Tear:''' I actually have to play this fucking campaign... I've heard nothing but bad things about the fishing and I have no idea how it controls... I'm gonna be doing this for fucking ''days''!
** Tear's quick to find out just why Froggy has a tail
--->'''Tear:''' There we go... OK... so the story of this campaign is Chaos merged with a frog... ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
** Tear struggles with the controls when he attempts to real in a fish - and then reacts in dread when he discovers that the line breaking results in him losing a life.
** When he catches one:
--->'''Big:''' I got a fish!
--->'''Tear: *wheezes with laughter and squeals, then mimics Big*''' I got a fish! '''*in his normal voice*''' You're trying to catch your friend that you've known for years, and you're fucking happy you caught a fish! If I catch enough, will they stop taking the fucking bait and he will?!
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--->'''Gamma:''' No data found. Location unknown. This presents a problem.
--->'''Tear: *wheezes and cackles*''' This pres... '''*wheezes further*''' That's the- '''*coughs*''' excuse me, that's the first legitimately fucking funny that I think was supposed to be funny in the whole game!
*** Tear requests a quick techno remix of Eggman yelling "Dummies, dummies, dummies, dummies!" when the other robots bring him things that aren't Froggy.
--->'''Tear:''' Oh that's it, do the hump! '''*sees Gamma suddenly shake up and down quickly*''' Oh Jesus, he's excited!
*** Upon Beta being rebuilt with the parts of the destroyed E-Series robots:
--->'''Tear:''' Is that... the black one, being superpowered with the parts from all the other ones that just got murdered? Is that the canon now... oh, I don't mean his arm that's his weapon, I mean the story...
--->'''Gamma:''' BETA?
--->'''Tear:''' Yes, that's Beta, as you glitch-walk. [[SarcasmMode WELL FUCKING DONE, ANIMATORS!]]
*** A line of dialogue from Sonic cracks Tear up:
--->'''Sonic:''' I'll nail that Eggman!
--->'''Tear: *laughs*''' Has - has he said that before? I'm sorry, is that a line of dialogue that I've either A: missed, or B: has never been uttered before? Sonic, is gonna nail Eggman! Never in my life did I think I'd hear the protagonist just threaten to fuck the fucking villain!
*** Tear then cracks up further when Amy runs off clutching tight to Birdie, with the latter being completely motionless to the point where he's not even being properly grasped by Amy.
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** The E-102 Gamma playthrough has some great moments, despite being only one episode long
*** Tear's reaction to the first level
--->'''Tear:''' The first level is called 'Final Egg'! I know it's just cause it's the stage that I'm in but fuck me if that isn't a complete goddamn contradiction of my expectations!
--->'''*Loads into a target shooting level with the objective 'Destroy the "Sonic Doll"!*'''
--->'''Tear:''' Wh - ooooooohhhh, it's the creepy goddamn Sonic dummies again! Oh THAT'S why they exist, I finally got closure on that! Eggman isn't a weird plush toy fucking fetishist, he just made these for the shooting range. Makes sense... I'm completely OK with this! Also please - do bear no never mind to the fact that this was a time trial, and I was stood still monologing, as the frame rate dies in probably one of the least graphically intensive eggments... EGGMENTS! Fuck it, [[ThrowItIn keep it in, makes sense]], that we've been in so far!
*** His first boss battle against Beta ends rather quickly:
--->'''Tear:''' Don't worry, though, Eggman's money was on Beta! Even in the robot world, [[BlackDudeDiesFirst the black guy dies first!]]
*** When he sees Gamma standing alongside other robots of different colours:
--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's the PowerRangers, and the black guy's been removed from the scene because whitewashing. That makes sense to me! Didn't know we were getting a behind the scenes look at Hollywood during this campaign!
*** Tear's reaction to the first level
--->'''Tear:''' The first level is called 'Final Egg'! I know it's just cause it's the stage that I'm in but fuck me if that isn't a complete goddamn contradiction of my expectations!
--->'''*Loads into a target shooting level with the objective 'Destroy the "Sonic Doll"!*'''
--->'''Tear:''' Wh - ooooooohhhh, it's the creepy goddamn Sonic dummies again! Oh THAT'S why they exist, I finally got closure on that! Eggman isn't a weird plush toy fucking fetishist, he just made these for the shooting range. Makes sense... I'm completely OK with this! Also please - do bear no never mind to the fact that this was a time trial, and I was stood still monologing, as the frame rate dies in probably one of the least graphically intensive eggments... EGGMENTS! Fuck it, [[ThrowItIn keep it in, makes sense]], that we've been in so far!
*** His first boss battle against Beta ends rather quickly:
--->'''Tear:''' Don't worry, though, Eggman's money was on Beta! Even in the robot world, [[BlackDudeDiesFirst the black guy dies first!]]
*** When he sees Gamma standing alongside other robots of different colours:
--->'''Tear:''' Oh, it's the PowerRangers, and the black guy's been removed from the scene because whitewashing. That makes sense to me! Didn't know we were getting a behind the scenes look at Hollywood during this campaign!
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--->'''Tear:''' Did she just say she's gonna go all the way?! '''*Tear is completely beside himself at this point*''' I can't fucking deal with this, man! I've just been carrying a bird around that has harbored a Chaos Emerald for the past hour! It has a pendant on it with a picture of its family, fuck knows who they are and how it took the picture, and Amy says she's gonna go all the way and now we're in the middle of the Mystic Ruins! I mean just fuck me up, Daddy, Jesus Christ! This game's a fucking roller coaster, it starts at one mile per hour and it just fucking blasts off to Back To The Future speeds before you god damn know it!
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--->'''Tear:''' Did she just say she's gonna go all the way?! '''*Tear is completely beside himself at this point*''' I can't fucking deal with this, man! I've just been carrying a bird around that has harbored a Chaos Emerald for the past hour! It has a pendant on it with a picture of its family, fuck knows who they are and how it took the picture, and Amy says she's gonna go all the way and now we're in the middle of the Mystic Ruins! I mean just fuck me up, Daddy, Jesus Christ! This game's a fucking roller coaster, it starts at one mile per hour and it just fucking blasts off to Back To The Future ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' speeds before you even god damn know it!
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--->'''Tear:''' What the fuck is this nightmarish game? Get me out of here as I wriggle my hips and wait for Sonic to fucking stick his dick in me so I can ride him like '''*Zero rockets through the floor and past Amy*''' a bron..co... Uhhhh... '''*wheezes and squeaks as he breaks down into helpless laughter*''' What was that? '''*sniffles*''' What just happened to my arch-nemesis of Rapey McGrabbyhands? Did he just blast off right through my skirt, keep going up to the skies, and was never heard of or seen from again? '''*He cackles once more*'''
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*** Tear breaks down rather violently when Amy delivers the line "I may as well go all the way!"
--->'''Amy:''' I'll help you find your family! I've come this far. I may as well go all the way!
--->'''Tear:''' Did she just say she's gonna go all the way?! '''*Tear is completely beside himself at this point*''' I can't fucking deal with this, man! I've just been carrying a bird around that has harbored a Chaos Emerald for the past hour! It has a pendant on it with a picture of its family, fuck knows who they are and how it took the picture, and Amy says she's gonna go all the way and now we're in the middle of the Mystic Ruins! I mean just fuck me up, Daddy, Jesus Christ! This game's a fucking roller coaster, it starts at one mile per hour and it just fucking blasts off to Back To The Future speeds before you god damn know it!
--->'''Amy:''' I'll help you find your family! I've come this far. I may as well go all the way!
--->'''Tear:''' Did she just say she's gonna go all the way?! '''*Tear is completely beside himself at this point*''' I can't fucking deal with this, man! I've just been carrying a bird around that has harbored a Chaos Emerald for the past hour! It has a pendant on it with a picture of its family, fuck knows who they are and how it took the picture, and Amy says she's gonna go all the way and now we're in the middle of the Mystic Ruins! I mean just fuck me up, Daddy, Jesus Christ! This game's a fucking roller coaster, it starts at one mile per hour and it just fucking blasts off to Back To The Future speeds before you god damn know it!
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** Tear loses his shit when he hears some of the lyrics to "Unknown from M.E.", Knuckles's theme song.
--->'''Vocalist:''' My duty is to save the flower...
--->'''Tear:''' '''*Absolutely cracks up with laughter*''' I fucking called it! The song's lyric is "My duty to save the flower!" '''*slams something down* Oh my FUCKING God, TEN OUT OF TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!'''
--->'''Vocalist:''' My duty is to save the flower...
--->'''Tear:''' '''*Absolutely cracks up with laughter*''' I fucking called it! The song's lyric is "My duty to save the flower!" '''*slams something down* Oh my FUCKING God, TEN OUT OF TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!'''
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--> '''Tear:''' '''*literally howls with laughter for several seconds*''' Fuck off! You've got to be shitting me! I... '''*takes a deep breath*''' mmm... I, protector of the Chaos Emeralds, found some Shovel Claws, did a digging, found a ... '''*snorts*''' ... button called 'Monkey Destroyer Switch', put it down, and MURDERED a monkey! There was... '''*tries to compose himself again*''' ... there was an otherworldly button buried, with the capacity to just randomly spontaneously combust primates... WHY? I '''*cracks up again* I don't know! '''*wheeze*''' But I've got it! And nothing could open that door that I... '''*laughs even more*''' that I found before and didn't know how to open! '''*snickers*''' 'Monkey Destruction Switch'... This is a fucking ''children's'' game, that's not alright!
*** Knuckles points out the obvious:
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--> '''Tear:''' '''*literally howls with laughter for several seconds*''' Fuck off! You've got to be shitting me! I... '''*takes a deep breath*''' mmm... I, protector of the Chaos Emeralds, found some Shovel Claws, did a digging, found a ... '''*snorts*''' ... button called 'Monkey Destroyer Switch', put it down, and MURDERED a monkey! There was... '''*tries to compose himself again*''' ... there was an otherworldly button buried, with the capacity to just randomly spontaneously combust primates... WHY? I '''*cracks up again* again*''' I don't know! '''*wheeze*''' But I've got it! And nothing could open that door that I... '''*laughs even more*''' that I found before and didn't know how to open! '''*snickers*''' 'Monkey Destruction Switch'... This is a fucking ''children's'' game, that's not alright!
*** ** Knuckles points out the obvious:
