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'''Sharpe''': ''[to Gilliland]'' It's either that, or wear a dress, [[UsefulNotes/EltonJohn Rocketman]]!

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'''Sharpe''': ''[to Gilliland]'' It's either that, or wear a dress, [[UsefulNotes/EltonJohn [[Music/EltonJohn Rocketman]]!



* Harper's wedding. Father Curtis has been getting on at him to marry his lover Ramona all episode. During the battle at the episode's climax, Harper takes a knock and the priest tells him he will die and asks if he has any last wishes. After expressing his regrets that he never married Ramona, Harper is given a battlefield wedding. Father Curtis slaps Harper on the shoulder and tells him to get up and kiss the bride. When Harper protests that he was going to die, Curtis tells him "sure, we're '''all''' going to die, Patrick" with a roll of the eyes. Cue laughter from Sharpe and the others.

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* Harper's wedding. Father Curtis has been getting on at him to marry his lover Ramona all episode. During the battle at the episode's climax, Harper takes a knock and the priest tells him he will die and asks if he has any last wishes. After expressing his regrets that he never married Ramona, Harper is given a battlefield wedding. Father Curtis then slaps Harper on the shoulder and tells him to get up and kiss the bride. When Harper protests that he bride.
-->'''Harper''': ...I thought you said I
was going to die, Curtis tells him "sure, Father!\\
'''Curtis''': Sure,
we're '''all''' going to die, Patrick" with a roll of the eyes. Cue Patrick.\\
''[Cue
laughter from Sharpe and the others.
others.]''

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* Before infiltrating Adrados, Sharpe has to deal with complaints from Perkins, who is being made to wear a dress, and from Gilliland, whose rockets are being broken up to make improvised satchel charges from their powder.
-->'''Perkins''': Why can't Harris wear the dress, sir?!\\
'''Sharpe''': Harris hasn't got the figure for it.\\
...\\
'''Sharpe''': ''[to Gilliland]'' It's either that, or wear a dress, [[UsefulNotes/EltonJohn Rocketman]]!
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* Wellington finds it amusing when it turns out that Sharpe has been fired by the Prince of Orange, remarking that he'd basically warning the Prince that Sharpe was effectively uncontrollable (the only exception to this rule is Wellington himself).


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!!Sharpe's Assassin

* Following immediately on from the last book, Sharpe ends up meeting with Wellington and Rebecque, the Prince of Orange's Chief of Staff/general minder. It's made clear in the conversation, which features Sharpe's [[BlatantLies confident barefaced lying]], that everyone ''knows'' that [[UnfriendlyFire Sharpe shot the Prince]], and absolutely no one can prove it. Even better? Wellington finds it ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny hilarious]]'' and basically tells Sharpe that [[DoWrongRight it was a very well placed shot]] because it got the Prince off the field without serious injury and thereby prevented further screw-ups. He might have been a bit less amused had the Prince actually been killed, but even so.

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