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-->'''Jerry''': ''(To Schillinger, O'Reilly and Augustus)'' Whoever goes the longest without committing male rape wins the Contest.
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* From the 1999 episode hosted by Creator/JerrySeinfeld, Seinfeld after being sent to prison in the ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' finale is transferred to the one seen on the prison series ''Series/{{Oz}}''. The fastidious Jerry blithely goes through his daily routine while interacting with that show's characters like white supremacist Schillinger and his bitch/nemesis Tobias Beecher. Things like PrisonRape are talked about like about the mundane minutia on his own show:
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* From the 1999 episode hosted by Creator/JerrySeinfeld, Seinfeld after being sent to prison in the ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' finale is transferred to the one seen on the prison series ''Series/{{Oz}}''. Which was filmed on the actual set used for the show, with the very same actors who appear in it - making it a rare moment where instead of just being a parody like most ''Saturday Night Live'' sketches about movies or TV show, it instead ends up coming off as an unofficial {{Crossover}} between ''Oz'' and ''Seinfeld''. The fastidious Jerry blithely goes through his daily routine while interacting with that show's characters like white supremacist Schillinger and his bitch/nemesis Tobias Beecher. Things like PrisonRape are talked about like about the mundane minutia on his own show:
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*** The first person to fold out of the bet? '''''[[WheelchairAntics Augustus.]]'''''
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* February 6, 1993: The "Weekend Update" segment has a "Point/Counterpoint" segment between Music/MickJagger (Creator/MikeMyers) and Music/KeithRichards (played by the real Mick), that culminates with Mick!Keith yelling "Mick, you ignorant slut!".
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** As many have pointed out, Swayze does a great job [[OhCrap acting concerned]] that he could really lose. It makes the bit even funnier.
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* Another fun movie spoof for a guest host monologue: Creator/BillPaxton mentions how nice the cast has been to him all week, but cutting to backstage we learn that it's a cruel setup for the old ''Film/{{Carrie}}'' pig's blood prank (complete with split-screens). They didn't count on Paxton having psychic powers of his own...once he's managed to set the studio and the conniving cast members on fire, he cheerfully assures the audience (apparently spared from the extra-crispy treatment) that there's a great show coming up!
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* Another fun movie spoof for a guest host monologue: Creator/BillPaxton mentions how nice the cast has been to him all week, but cutting to backstage we learn that it's a cruel setup for the old ''Film/{{Carrie}}'' ''Film/{{Carrie|1976}}'' pig's blood prank (complete with split-screens). They didn't count on Paxton having psychic powers of his own...once he's managed to set the studio and the conniving cast members on fire, he cheerfully assures the audience (apparently spared from the extra-crispy treatment) that there's a great show coming up!
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* From the Creator/GwynethPaltrow episode: Jack Perkins (Hammond) announces that A&E is going to replace him as host of ''Biography'' with former ''CBS This Morning'' host Harry Smith. So, he presents "The Biography of Harry Smith," in which Smith is accused of being the son of Adolf Hitler and a baboon, responsible for the Manson family becoming drug-crazed murderers, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking addicted to sniffing other people's farts]]. Hell, practically every moment of this skit.
-->'''Paula Zahn:''' Of all the things that impress me about Harry, I would have to say the most compelling is his integrity, both as a journalist and as a man.\\
'''Perkins:''' ''(behind the camera, drunk)'' Why do you lie so much?\\
'''Zahn:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Perkins:''' He stinks, and so do you!\\
'''Zahn:''' Hey, what the hell is going on here?
-->'''Paula Zahn:''' Of all the things that impress me about Harry, I would have to say the most compelling is his integrity, both as a journalist and as a man.\\
'''Perkins:''' ''(behind the camera, drunk)'' Why do you lie so much?\\
'''Zahn:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Perkins:''' He stinks, and so do you!\\
'''Zahn:''' Hey, what the hell is going on here?
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* The [[https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/schmitts-gay/3505912 Schmitts Gay fake commercial]]. Where it is filmed as shot for shot parody of the original Schmidt's beer commercial. Where the dialog and opening intro match the original exactly, except instead of a group of athletic women rising out of the pool, it's a bunch of athletic men which reveals the twist about the [[StraightGay two protagonists]].
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* From the Creator/SharonStone episode. Aside from her monologue being a parody of the interrogation scene from ''Film/BasicInstinct'', in one skit, she plays a beautiful woman sitting at a bar, completely lonely because all the men are so intimidated by her beauty that they turn into babbling idiots everytime they try to talk to her. Until one guys--who's considerably less attractive than she is--finally works up the nerve to do so and suddenly ''she's'' the moron who can't string a sentence together.
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* From the Creator/SharonStone episode. Aside from her monologue being a parody of the interrogation scene from ''Film/BasicInstinct'', in one skit, she plays a beautiful woman sitting at a bar, completely lonely because all the men are so intimidated by her beauty that they turn into babbling idiots everytime they try to talk to her. Until one guys--who's guy--who's considerably less attractive than she is--finally works up the nerve to do so and suddenly ''she's'' the moron who can't string a sentence together.
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* February 7, 1998: Moses (Creator/JohnGoodman) presents the Ten Commandments to the Israelites, but when he gets to the Seventh Commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery", UsefulNotes/BillClinton (Creator/DarrellHammond) asks whether some things would count as adultery, but eventually, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Moses gets so sick of Clinton's questions he breaks the Commandment tablets and leaves]].
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-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be ''a lot of things'' we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about!
* "Unforgivable" a commercial spoofing Natalie Cole's duet with her dead father Nat King Cole "Unforgettable". This time, Natalie (Ellen Cleghorne) sings along with recordings of her dad's old dead friends, like Creator/SammyDavisJr (Creator/TimMeadows), Creator/EthelMerman (Creator/JuliaSweeney), Creator/JudyGarland (Creator/MikeMyers), [[Music/TheMamasAndThePapas Mama Cass]] (Creator/ChrisFarley), young (Creator/RobSchneider) AND old Music/ElvisPresley (Creator/JohnGoodman) and even Tammy Wynette (Creator/MelanieHutsell) who's actually still alive, and she's '''pissed''':
* "Unforgivable" a commercial spoofing Natalie Cole's duet with her dead father Nat King Cole "Unforgettable". This time, Natalie (Ellen Cleghorne) sings along with recordings of her dad's old dead friends, like Creator/SammyDavisJr (Creator/TimMeadows), Creator/EthelMerman (Creator/JuliaSweeney), Creator/JudyGarland (Creator/MikeMyers), [[Music/TheMamasAndThePapas Mama Cass]] (Creator/ChrisFarley), young (Creator/RobSchneider) AND old Music/ElvisPresley (Creator/JohnGoodman) and even Tammy Wynette (Creator/MelanieHutsell) who's actually still alive, and she's '''pissed''':
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-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - -- there's gonna be ''a lot of things'' we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about!
*"Unforgivable" "Unforgivable," a commercial spoofing Natalie Cole's duet with her dead father Nat King Cole "Unforgettable". This time, Natalie (Ellen Cleghorne) sings along with recordings of her dad's old dead friends, like Creator/SammyDavisJr (Creator/TimMeadows), Creator/EthelMerman (Creator/JuliaSweeney), Creator/JudyGarland (Creator/MikeMyers), [[Music/TheMamasAndThePapas Mama Cass]] (Creator/ChrisFarley), young (Creator/RobSchneider) AND old Music/ElvisPresley (Creator/JohnGoodman) and even Tammy Wynette (Creator/MelanieHutsell) who's actually still alive, and she's '''pissed''':
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* Caray's interview with Linda Ham (Joan Allen) is similar, but adding to the surrealism, the real Harry Caray had actually died nine months earlier. A deeply confused Ham struggles with her prepared remarks for a few seconds and then just gives up:
-->'''Linda Ham:''' Please, please forgive me for asking this, but didn't you ''die''?
-->'''Harry Caray:''' Yes I did. What's your point?
-->'''Linda Ham:''' Uh... oh, nothing.
-->'''Linda Ham:''' Please, please forgive me for asking this, but didn't you ''die''?
-->'''Harry Caray:''' Yes I did. What's your point?
-->'''Linda Ham:''' Uh... oh, nothing.
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* Creator/BarbraStreisand [[https://youtu.be/oiJkANps0Qw?t=7m6s dropping in]] on an episode of "Coffee Talk with Linda Richman". Note that Streisand wasn't even a guest that week-- she dropped in entirely by surprise after a nearby performance and Creator/MikeMyers, Music/{{Madonna}}, and Roseanne Barr [[EnforcedMethodActing screamed like fangirls]], with Madonna even channeling [[Film/WaynesWorld Garth]] by bowing to Barbra.
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* Creator/BarbraStreisand [[https://youtu.be/oiJkANps0Qw?t=7m6s dropping in]] on an episode of "Coffee Talk with Linda Richman". Note that Streisand wasn't even a guest that week-- week -- she dropped in entirely by surprise after a nearby performance and Creator/MikeMyers, Music/{{Madonna}}, and Roseanne Barr [[EnforcedMethodActing screamed like fangirls]], with Madonna even channeling [[Film/WaynesWorld Garth]] by bowing to Barbra.
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* The 1993 sketch where newly-elected president UsefulNotes/BillClinton (Phil Hartman) stops by a [=McDonald=]'s while jogging. He talks with every diner in there while taking a bite out of their food.
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* The 1993 1992 sketch where newly-elected president President-elect UsefulNotes/BillClinton (Phil Hartman) (Creator/PhilHartman) stops by a [=McDonald=]'s while jogging.jogging with his Secret Service agents (Creator/KevinNealon and Creator/TimMeadows). He talks with every diner in there while taking a bite out of their food.
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-->'''Secret Service Agent''': Fine. But please don't tell Mrs. Clinton.
-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about!
-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about!
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-->'''Secret Service Agent''': Agent #1''': Fine. But please don't tell Mrs. Clinton.
-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna bea ''a lot of things things'' we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about!
-->'''Clinton:''' Jim, let me tell you something - there's gonna be
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** From the same episode, an alternate ending to ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' where Paxton's character and his salvage crew get tired of listening to Old Rose' story and beat her up.
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** From the same episode, an alternate ending to ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' where Paxton's character and his salvage crew get tired of listening to Old Rose' story and beat her up. Then, we cut to Creator/JamesCameron, who reveals that this ending was scrapped after a poor test screening, and the sketch ends with Cameron smoking a cigar lit by a burning dollar bill.
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--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' I thought you were, um...trying to lose weight...?\\
'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(grabbing Spade, with Farley briefly dropping the teenage girl routine)'' LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING! ...ahaha, diet starts Monday!
'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(grabbing Spade, with Farley briefly dropping the teenage girl routine)'' LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING! ...ahaha, diet starts Monday!
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--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' God I love these fries.
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(laughing)'' If you love 'em so much why don't ya marry them?! Can I have some?
--->(''Cindy starts shoveling down fries before Kristy even responds'')
--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' Uh sure, Cindy, go ahead.
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' Oh God these are ''good!''
--->'''Lucy (Sandler):''' Uh, Cindy can you leave some for us?
--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' I thought you were, um...trying to lose weight...?\\
'''Cindy?
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(grabbing Spade, with Farley briefly dropping the teenage girl routine)'' LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING! ...ahaha, diet starts Monday!
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(laughing)'' If you love 'em so much why don't ya marry them?! Can I have some?
--->(''Cindy starts shoveling down fries before Kristy even responds'')
--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' Uh sure, Cindy, go ahead.
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' Oh God these are ''good!''
--->'''Lucy (Sandler):''' Uh, Cindy can you leave some for us?
--->'''Kristy (Spade):''' I thought you were, um...trying to lose weight...
'''Cindy
--->'''Cindy (Farley):''' ''(grabbing Spade, with Farley briefly dropping the teenage girl routine)'' LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING! ...ahaha, diet starts Monday!
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--->'''Lucy''': That's not fair! You guys already convicted him! All his charges are based on hearsay and conjenture! It's all circumstantial, anecdotal evidence!
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--->'''Lucy''': That's not fair! You guys already convicted him! All his charges are based on hearsay and conjenture! It's all circumstantial, circumstantial and anecdotal evidence!
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--->'''Kristy''': Do you even know what any of those words mean?
--->'''Lucy''': ...no! ''(Starts giggling)''
--->'''Lucy''': ...no! ''(Starts giggling)''
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--->'''Kristy''': Do you even know what any of those words mean?
--->'''Lucy''': ...no! --->'''Lucy''': No! ''(Starts giggling)''
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* "Unforgivable" a commercial spoofing Natalie Cole's duet with her dead father Nat King Cole "Unforgettable". This time Natalie sings along with recordings of her dad's old dead friends like Sammy Davis Jr (Tim Meadows), Ethel Merman (Julia Sweeney), Judy Garland (Mike Myers), Mama Cass (Chris Farley), young (Rob Schneider) AND old Elvis (John Goodman) and even Tammy Wynette (Creator/MelanieHutsell) who's actually still alive, and she's '''pissed''':
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* "Unforgivable" a commercial spoofing Natalie Cole's duet with her dead father Nat King Cole "Unforgettable". This time time, Natalie (Ellen Cleghorne) sings along with recordings of her dad's old dead friends friends, like Sammy Davis Jr (Tim Meadows), Ethel Merman (Julia Sweeney), Judy Garland (Mike Myers), Creator/SammyDavisJr (Creator/TimMeadows), Creator/EthelMerman (Creator/JuliaSweeney), Creator/JudyGarland (Creator/MikeMyers), [[Music/TheMamasAndThePapas Mama Cass (Chris Farley), Cass]] (Creator/ChrisFarley), young (Rob Schneider) (Creator/RobSchneider) AND old Elvis (John Goodman) Music/ElvisPresley (Creator/JohnGoodman) and even Tammy Wynette (Creator/MelanieHutsell) who's actually still alive, and she's '''pissed''':
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'''Natalie Cole:''' (singing) ''I am not dead''\\
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'''Natalie Cole:''' (singing) ''I ''[[RepeatAfterMe I am not dead''\\dead]]''\\
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* [[https://youtu.be/9iDOCLOqFyw Jingleheimer Junction.]] The Junction Gang's [[GenreBlindness inability to see what the big deal is]] and Jingleheimer Joe's [[GenreSavvy increasingly-violent reactions to what's going on]] make it even funnier.
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* [[https://youtu.be/9iDOCLOqFyw Jingleheimer Junction.]] The Junction Gang's [[GenreBlindness inability to see what the big deal is]] and [[OnlySaneMan Jingleheimer Joe's Joe]]'s [[GenreSavvy increasingly-violent reactions to what's going on]] make it even funnier.
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* From a 1995 "Hollywood Minute" segment of "Weekend Update", Creator/DavidSpade says [[TakeThat "Look, kids, a falling star! Make a wish!"]] as he mocks Creator/EddieMurphy's (then-)lackluster career. Even though this ''really'' [[BerserkButton pissed Murphy off]] (and it was met with shocked groans from the audience), it's hilariously scathing.
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* From a 1995 "Hollywood Minute" segment of "Weekend Update", Creator/DavidSpade says [[TakeThat "Look, kids, children, it's a falling star! Make a wish!"]] as he mocks Creator/EddieMurphy's (then-)lackluster career. Even though this ''really'' [[BerserkButton pissed Murphy off]] (and it was met with shocked groans from the audience), it's hilariously scathing.
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* Wayne and Garth's special report on the Gulf War, where they award a Best/Worst list of media coverage. Worst correspondent name goes to Wolf Blitzer because "[[RealityIsUnrealistic It's so obvious the guy made it up for the war]]."
-->'''Wayne:''' Yeah! I know, it's like, "Hi, we now take you to our war correspondent, Howitzer Explosion Guy."
-->'''Wayne:''' Yeah! I know, it's like, "Hi, we now take you to our war correspondent, Howitzer Explosion Guy."
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-->'''Chris Farley:''' ''Film/TheTenCommandments'' was awesome!
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-->'''Chris Farley:''' ''Film/TheTenCommandments'' ''{{Film/The Ten Commandments|1956}}'' was awesome!
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* From the Creator/SharonStone episode. Aside from her monologue being a parody of the interrogation scene from ''Film/BasicInstinct'', in one skit, she plays a beautiful woman sitting at a bar, completely lonely because all the men are so intimidated by her beauty that they turn into babbling idiots everytime they try to talk to her. Until one guys--who's considerably less attractive than she is--finally works up the nerve to do so and suddenly ''she's'' the moron who can't string a sentence together.
