History Funny / SamuraiJack

* ''Scotsman Saves Jack'' has a number of highlights. On of note is when the Scotsman is trying to look for people that remember Jack, he breaks into a bar and screams "Has anybody hear seen this man before?!" The whole building turns out to be full of bounty hunters, and there's a wanted poster of Jack right on the wall, forcing the Scotsman to fight them all off. Later when Jack and the pirates start getting entranced by the Siren's song, we see everyone with HypnoEyes, except the Scotsman, whose annoyed and says "Sounds like someones step'en on a cat. Sounds like someones stepp'en on a lot cats."

-->'''Scissorsmith:''' At the fork in the road, follow the rocky path! It will take you to the [[DragonsLair dragon's lair]]!

-->'''Scissorsmith:''' ''SpaceAce!''

---> '''Vendor''': Welcome back. The chicken again?
---> '''Jack''': [[BerserkButton NO!]] [[RageBreakingPoint NO CHICKEN!!]] (''Pounds the counter and sends a spoon flying'') I mean, thank you but no. I will have the shrimp instead.

* Jack, while liberating the talking dog archeologists, says to them that "[[FantasticRacism Even dogs]] [[MistakenForRacist shouldn't be]] [[FridgeLogic treated like dogs]]." Que awkward silence.

--> '''Aku:''' It's like they always say; if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''(suddenly looks very sorry for himself)''

**** Speaking about the chain reaction, at one point they cut to Aku while the robot army is being blown up to pieces, and his silent look of sheer disbelief is so totally priceless.

* In "Jack and the Gangsters", [[OhCrap Aku's face when the gangsters tell him they got the Neptune Jewel thanks to their newest member]] ''[[OhCrap Jackie]]''.

* When Jack breaks Da Samurai's masquerade, he gives them most appropriate confused look ever.

* Aku's epic LampshadeHanging during "Aku VS Jack".

*** Round 1: A ogre like minion practically five times taller than Jack is the first to arrive. He roars, Jack merely jumps up and slashes. Cue *boom* and Aku commenting on how stupid that was.
**** What was really funny about the scene. When Aku told the first minion to destroy Jack, the minion roared, then split cut later then minion is driving car that was too small for the minion. The minion drove the car right up Jack and then the minion smashed his way out of the car.
*** Round 2: A giant robot begins extending a chest cannon so long it's basically no bigger than a gun barrel when it's fully extended is only less than a meter away from Jack as it fires... a pea-sized shell which just bounces off of Jack's sword. Cue Jack staring in surprise and the giant trying to regain its former standing posture only to slip, fall and blow up. Aku comments on how stupid it is. Again.

** STUPID FAULTY UNDERLIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!

'''Aku:''' ...I can give you a ride if you--\\

** Then a moment or two after that we have several cuts back and forth of Jack and Aku just staring at each other awkwardly, before Aku smiles, and Jack responds with the most forced and awkward looking smile ever.

-->'''Aku''': [[CaptainObvious Yes it is I samurai Jack]], [[DeadpanSnarker how incredibly observant of you]].

* ''Scotsman Saves Jack'' has a number of highlights. On of note is when the Scotsman is trying to look for people that remember Jack, he breaks into a bar and screams "Has anybody hear seen this man before?!" The whole building turns out to be full of bounty hunters and that Scotsman then beats the crap out of them. Later when Jack and the pirates start getting entranced by the Siren's song, we see everyone with HypnoEyes, except the Scotsman, whose annoyed and says "Sounds like someones step'en on a cat. Sounds like someones stepp'en on a lot cats."

---> '''Aku:''' Samurai fool. Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway into the past is once more (''Jack springs far into the air'') beyond your reaaa- ''YOU CAN FLY!?!''\\

** At the end of the episode, when [[GenreSavvy Jack says he knew Aku would cheat and goes to grab his sword.]] [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Aku reveals that he knew Jack knew he would cheat and brought an evil minion to find the sword and breaks it.]] The sword turns out to be fake and [[UpToEleven Jack says that he knew that Aku knew that he would cheat and he hid a fake sword]], [[CrazyPrepared but Aku reveals that he knew that Jack knew that he would cheat and had another minion find the real sword]], but that sword also turns out to fake. Jack then says this line "You see Aku, I am smart, and you are pure evil. I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you would cheat. So I hid fake swords all over this place." We then see that Aku had an army of minion searching for Jack's sword, and not a single one of them managed to find it.

---> '''Jack''': [[BerserkButton NO!]] [[RageBreakingPoint NO CHICKEN!!]] (''Pounds the counter and sends a spoon flying'') I mean, I will have the shrimp instead.

** Coupled with Jack's complete failure to retort or indeed ''[[TheStoic react in any way whatsoever]]''.

*** Then a moment or two after that we have several cuts back and forth of Jack and Aku just staring at each other awkwardly, before Aku smiles, and Jack responds with the most forced and awkward looking smile ever.

-->'''Aku:''' Oh, put that thing away. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword at me, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, samurai!" And then I'll flutter away over the horizon, and [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall we won't see each other for about a week]]. And then, we'll do the same thing all over again.

* There's one moment in "Jack and the Hunters" that always gets this troper: Jack, cornered by the Emikandi, runs into a nearby ambiguously tall building, and discovers an [[ContextSensitiveButton orange button with an arrow pointing upwards]]. Figuring out what it's used for, Jack presses the button, and the room he's in starts to move up (turns out it's an elevator). This forces the Emikandi to follow him into the next available elevator and pursue him in a hilariously long, silent chase sequence where Jack continuously foils the Emikandi by getting off his elevator and simply walking into another.

**** What was really funny about the secene. When Aku told the first minion to destroy Jack, the minion roared, then split cut later then minion is driving car that was too small for the minion. The minion drove the car right up Jack and then the minion smashed his way out of the car.

* Jack, after liberating the talking dog archeologists, says to them that "[[FantasticRacism Even dogs]] [[MistakenForRacist shouldn't be]] [[FridgeLogic treated like dogs]]." Que awkward silence.