History Funny / RoboCop2

** The first one steps out, to very [[SoundtrackDissonance triumphant fanfare]]. It is.....a clunky looking brown machine which then lifts up its face plate to reveal the face. The face then sparks and flinches its face in anger, realizing that he's lost his humanity. He draws his gun and shoots the two scientists overseeing the test, starting with the one on his right who dies, then says "stop or I'll shoot,". Then he turns and shoots Schenk, on his left in the arm (we see that in the present day, Schenk is wearing a sling. He clutches his wounded arm and winces uncomfortably when seeing himself get shot on tape), then turns the gun on himself.
*** And then, as if to add insult to injury, the prototype's signal lights and sirens kick in.
*** Also consider that, despite the ED-209 fiasco, OCP ''still'' [[TooDumbToLive hasn't learned that giving prototypes live ammunition is a phenomenally stupid idea.]]

--> '''Surgeon General's Warning''': Frequent use will cause skin cancer.
** Especially when you realise that you're left with two choices if sunbathing in California: [[MortonsFork Skin cancer from overexposure to the sun or skin cancer from the carcinogenic Sunblock 5000]]. The latter means you get it while trying to do your best to cosplay as Mystique.

* All the ads were pretty great, just like those in the first movie.
* The news seller's quote as [[AllOfThem many, many police cars]] drive past.

** All the ads were pretty great, just like those in the first movie.

** The first one steps out, to very [[SoundtrackDissonance triumphant fanfare]]. It is.....a clunky looking brown machine which then lifts up its face plate to reveal the face. The face then sparks and flinches its face in anger, realizing that he's lost his humanity. He says "stop or I'll shoot," then draws his gun and shoots the two scientists overseeing the test, starting with the one on his right, who is killed. Then he turns and shoots Schenk, on his left in the arm (we see that in the present day, Schenk is wearing a sling. He clutches his wounded arm and winces uncomfortably when seeing himself get shot on tape), then turns the gun on himself.

** All the ads were pretty great, just like those in the first movie.

* "OCP proudly presents the next step in urban pacification: [=RoboCop=] 2." The prototypes are [[EpicFail spectacular failures]]. Each one of them is DrivenToSuicide from the BodyHorror. Specifically:

** Especially when you realise that you're left with two choices if sunbathing in California: [[MortonsFork Skin cancer from overexposure to the sun or skin cancer from the carcinogenic Sunblock 5000]].

--> '''Surgeon General's Warning''': Frequent use will cause skin cancer.

** The Old Man simply states "$90 million" with regards to cost overruns.

** The second one comes out. It looks much sleeker and more friendlier than the first one....only to suddenly take off its helmet, revealing a screaming skull with all sorts of wires coming out of it, then collapses to the ground and dies [[TooDumbToLive from inadvertently severing it's life support]] with a loud crash. You can see the Old Man [[{{Facepalm}} burying his face in his hands watching this]].

--> '''Cain:''' -Slurring- Frank. The Benzedrine's got my teeth wiggling. Cut it with sc - Scopalomine. 5 mills per.

** The Old Man simply states "$90 million" with regards to cost overruns.

* When [=RoboCop=] starts his fight with [=RoboCop=] 2, The Old Man shouts ''''[[LargeHam BEEEEHAAAAVEEE YOURSELVES!!!]]''''' One of the most corrupt executives in movie history witnesses a huge battle between two cyborgs armed to the teeth, and all he does is discipline them like two bickering children.

* When [=RoboCop=] starts his fight with [=RoboCop=] 2, The Old Man shouts '''''[[LargeHam BEEEEHAAAAVEEE YOURSELVES!!!]] One of the most corrupt executives in movie history witnesses a huge battle between two cyborgs armed to the teeth, and all he does is discipline them like two bickering children.

* When [=RoboCop=] was fighting [=RoboCop=] 2, The Old Man shouted "Behave yourselves!!" One of the most corrupt executives in movie history witnesses a huge battle between two cyborgs armed to the teeth, and all he does is discipline them like two bickering children.

*** And then, as if to add insult to injury, the prototypes signal lights and sirens kick in.

* "OCP proudly presents the next step in urban pacification: [=RoboCop=] 2." The prototypes are [[EpicFail spectacular fails]]. Each one of them is DrivenToSuicide from the BodyHorror. Specifically:

** The first one steps out, to very [[SoundtrackDissonance triumphant fanfare]]. It is.....a clunky looking brown cyborg which reveals the human face inside the body — which then flinches its face in anger, complete with sparks, realizing that he's lost his humanity. It says "stop or I'll shoot," then draws his gun and shoots the two scientists overseeing the test, starting with the one on his right, who is killed. Then he turns and shoots the guy on his left in the arm (we see that in the present day, this one is wearing a sling. He clutches his wounded arm and winces uncomfortably when seeing himself get shot on tape), then turns the gun on himself.

** The second one comes out. It looks much sleeker and more friendlier than the first one....only to suddenly take off its helmet, revealing a screaming skull with all sorts of wires coming out of it, then collapses to the ground and dies [[TooDumbToLive from inadvertently severing it's life support]] with a loud crash. You can see the Old Man [[{{Facepalming}} burying his face in his hands watching this]].

* The promotional videos for the failed [=RoboCop=] 2 prototypes. Each one of them is DrivenToSuicide from the BodyHorror. Specifically:
** The first one steps out, to very [[SoundtrackDissonance triumphant fanfare]]. It is.....a clunky looking brown cyborg which reveals the human face inside the body — which then flinches its face in anger, complete with sparks, realizing that he's lost his humanity. Saying "stop or I'll shoot," he draws his gun and shoots the two scientists overseeing the test, starting with the one on his right. Then he turns and shoots the guy on his left in the arm (we see that in the present day, he is wearing a sling. He clutches his wounded arm and winces uncomfortably when seeing himself get shot on tape), then turns the gun on himself.
** The second one comes out. It looks much sleeker and more friendlier than the first one -- but then it takes off its helmet, revealing a screaming skull with all sorts of wires coming out of it, then collapses to the ground and dies [[TooDumbToLive from inadvertently severing it's life support]] with a loud crash.

** During said fight, [=RoboCop=] blows up [=RoboCop=] 2's shoulder mounted cannon. When he does so, it gives a little video game/cartoony sound effect.

* The promotional videos for the failed [=Robocop=] 2 prototypes. Each one of them is DrivenToSuicide from the BodyHorror. Specifically:
** The first one shoots the two scientists overseeing the test (the survivor was hit in the arm and is wearing a sling, and clutches his wounded arm and winces when seeing himself get shot on tape) before shooting himself.
** The second one pulls its helmet off, revealing a screaming skull, then collapses to the ground.

* The promotional videos for the failed [=Robocop=] 2 prototypes. Each one of them is DrivenToSuicide from the BodyHorror. One of them shoots the two scientists overseeing the video (the surviving one can be seen in a sling, clutching his wounded arm and wincing when seeing himself get shot) before shooting himself. The Old Man simply states "Ninety Million."