History Funny / RoboCop1987

** And then when he's finally brought to [=RoboCop's=] precinct, the first thing he does at the arraignment desk is spit blood on the paperwork.

* It is an absolute guilty-pleasure to laugh at an arogant bully and sociopath like Clarence Boddicker crying and screaming like a little girl for Robocop to ''stop'' throwing him through plate-glass windows.... While reading him his underserved Miranda Rights.

** PeterWeller considers this his favorite line of the film.

* During a riot after the cops go on strike, Emil is just casually drinking some whiskey and watching a TV through the window of an electronics store, ironically acting better behaved than the rioters. When some of the rioters toss a newspaper box through the window of another store, Emil actually reacts in shock at the noise before deciding "Screw it", throws his bottle at the window, before knocking enough out with a crowbar to turn on the volume and continue watching the show.

* After ED-209 malfunctions horribly wrong and blasts Kinney to death, the Old Man quips, "Dick...I'm very disappointed."

* During a riot after the cops went on strike, Amil is just casually drinking some whiskey and watching a TV through the window of an electronics store, ironically acting better behaved than the rioters. When some of the rioters toss a newspaper box through the window of another store, Amil actually reacts in shock at the noise before deciding "Screw it" throws his bottle at the window, before knocking enough out with a crowbar to turn on the volume and continue watching the show.

* In a blink and you'll miss it moment, we see that a board member has pissed himself in his hurry to leave the bathroom prior to Bob Morton's confrontation with Dick Jones at the sinks.

* The best example of BlackComedy in the entire film: When ED-209 malfunctions during a demonstration and shoots a hapless board member to death. [[BloodyHilarious And then continues to shoot up his lifeless body]]. When it finally runs out of ammunition, Morton gives us this gem:

* The best example of BlackComedy in the entire film: When ED-209 malfunctions during a demonstration and shoots a hapless board member to death. [[BloodyHilarious And then continues to shoot up his lifeless body]]. When it finally runs out of ammunition, another horrified board member gives us this gem:
--> '''Board Member''': Somebody call a paramedic!
* In a blink and you'll miss it moment, we see that a board member has pissed himself in his hurry to leave the bathroom before a confrontation between Bob Morton and Dick Jones.

*** I'd buy '''that''' for a dollar!!

** ''It's Not My Problem'', the [[StylisticSuck trashy sitcom]] that everyone, both good guys and bad guys, watches. It's not the sitcom itself, but more the scene right before Murphy's brutal death where [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny Emil and his friend immediately switch to the channel and start laughing uproariously, even if no joke's been made.]]

* The hostage situation scene at City Hall is funny when [=RoboCop=] tells the negotiator to keep Miller talking while he's going upstairs to take him down. Our favorite line is when Miller demands a new car, specifically "something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!" The negotiator suggests the 6000 SUX. There's a BrickJoke: We get to see a 6000 SUX commercial (with a very terrible looking CGI dinosaur chasing terrorized civilians through a city street), and are shown that it has an 8.2 mpg average.

* Robo bending the party store robber's gun barrel 90 degrees.
* ED-209 falling down a flight of stairs and throwing a temper tantrum; helpfully, his programmers taught him to squeal like a pig when he can't get up.

** The crappy sitcom that the bad guys watch. It's not the sitcom itself, it's how [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny the bad guys immediately switch to the channel and start laughing uproariously, even if no joke's been made.]]

* The 6000 SUX car commercial has people being chased through city streets by a very uncanny CGI dinosaur.
-->'''Announcer:''' "It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition!"\\
''[caption on the bottom of the screen reads "An American Tradition. '''8.2 MPG'''"]''
** The 8.2 mpg note becomes HilariousInHindsight due to the advent of the Hummer H-class of [=SUV=]s, which are notorious for their poor gas mileage.
* Blasting the ED-209 outside OCP HQ. Robo walks away from the apparently intact ED-209, the camera gradually zooming out to reveal just the legs staggering around drunkenly for a few moments.

** "[[TheSpock Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.]]"

* [[GroinAttack Your move, creep!]]

* "Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!"
* "Dick...I'm very disappointed."

* It is an absolute guilty-pleasure to laugh at arogant bully and sociopath like Clarence Boddicker crying and screaming like a little girl for Robocop to ''stop'' throwing him through plate-glass windows.... While reading him his underserved Miranda Rights.

* "It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition!" ''[caption on the bottom of the screen reads "An American Tradition. '''8.2 MPG'''"]''
** The tag on the bottom at the end becomes HilariousInHindsight after the production of Hummer SUVs, which are notorious for their poor gas mileage.

** PeterWeller considers this is favorite line of the film.