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* After Hermione cast a full body-bind curse on Neville
-->"Anyone else want to be a hero?"
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!!''HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''
* When Cedric Diggory (played by Robert Pattinson) shows up the first time:
--> '''Mike''':"Ahh! [[{{Twilight}} Undead]]!"
--> '''Kevin''':"Quick! Fall in love with it! Ahh!"
--> '''Bill''':"Make that love codependent and brooding! Ahh!"
--> '''Mike''':"I'm very mumbly and pause-filled! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
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Since ''{{Rifftrax}}'' is essentially an UnCanceled ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' with the same cast as the later years of that show, funny moments are almost-entirely guaranteed.
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** The whole thing is so bizarre and hysterical that it is one of the best shorts they've ever riffed on.

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** The whole thing is so bizarre and hysterical that it is one of the best shorts they've ever riffed on.on.
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* "Big deal; JackieChan did this stuff [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs drunk]]."

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* "Big deal; JackieChan did this stuff [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs [[DrunkenMaster drunk]]."
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** "All these people do is get stoned out of their gourd and laugh like ''ThePredator''!"

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** "All these people do is get stoned out of their gourd and laugh like ''ThePredator''!"
the ''{{Predator}}''!"
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** "All these people do is get stoned out of their gourd and laugh like the [[Predator]]!"

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** "All these people do is get stoned out of their gourd and laugh like the [[Predator]]!"
''ThePredator''!"

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* "BatSkates, BatBombs, what's next, Shark Repellant?"

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* "BatSkates, BatBombs, "Bat Skates, Ba tBombs, what's next, Shark Repellant?"Repellant?"
* Also, this bit:

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!![[AC: Star Trek: Generations]]
* "Onscreen." (A group of Klingons appear) "Aah! Offscreen! Offscreen!"
* Then there's that priceless moment when Bill asks about the female Klingons "Do you think we're seeing the only hairless part of their breasts?" and Mike can't help but scream.
--> '''Picard:''' Warp One, engage!
--> '''Kevin:''' Go that way!
* [[TheWizardofOz "Romulan, Breen, and Kilingon!" "Oh my!"]]
* "Doctor... Sauron..." "[[LordoftheRings The Dark Lord?]]" "...Doctor Tarien Sauron..." "Oh, ''Doctor'' The Dark Lord."


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* [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank]], they're not."

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* [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank]], they're not."



* "I'm going to tell her everything." "Even the sex change." "What?" "Nothing!"

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* "I'm going to tell her her... everything." "Even the sex change." "What?" "Nothing!"



* "It's been happening again..." "I'll have Alfred fetch the rubber pants."

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* "It's been happening again..." "I'll have Alfred fetch get the rubber pants."



* "Hey, it's Two and a Half Men."
* "Edward Nigma has been screaming for hours that he knows the true identity of Batman." "Who is thism 'Adam West' he speaks of?"

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* "Hey, it's [[TwoandaHalfMen Two and a Half Men.Men]]."
* "Edward Nigma has been screaming for hours that he knows the true identity of Batman." "Who is thism this 'Adam West' he speaks of?"of?"
* [[HoYay "Uh... are they holding hands?]] "There's nothing ambigious about it anymore..."


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* "Quick Robin, he's heading into [[TheChroniclesofNarnia Narnia!]]"
* "BatSkates, BatBombs, what's next, Shark Repellant?"
--> '''Bruce''': Is it always my way or the highway?
--> '''Alfred''': Why yes, actually.
--> '''Bill''': PWNED!
--> '''Mike''': Uh, actually, you don't pronounce the P, it's just "Owned".
--> '''Bill''': ...And how do you know that, Mike?
--> '''Mike''': I-I was guessing...
--> '''Bill''': Yeah right! NERD! (laughs) PWNED!
--> '''Mike''': Okay, now you're just doing that on purpose!
* "Uh oh, they're gonna start humping the aquarium..."
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-->'''Bill''':Wait, read or write? Pick one.

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-->'''Bill''':Wait, read or write? Pick one.one.
* From "Grass", which was shown at the ReeferMadness live riff:
** "IS CORN GRASS?" and "IS BAMBOO CORN?" The question is never actually answered.
** The terrified reaction to the clay doll.
** Kevin running around on stage in a grass headdress and bowing to the kids in the grass masks. Later, he tries to pawn the headdress off to the other riffers. It doesn't work.
** The whole thing is so bizarre and hysterical that it is one of the best shorts they've ever riffed on.

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* Neytiri, after she meets Jake: You are like a baby! Always making noise, don't know what to do.
-->'''Bill:''' Poopin in da Huggies, eatin da strained peas!
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--> '''Kevin''': [[{{Squick}} WHOA!!!]]

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--> '''Kevin''': [[{{Squick}} WHOA!!!]]WHOA!!!]]
* From Reading:Who Needs it?
-->'''Coach''':You can't read, right?
-->'''Basketball Player''':What are you talking about?
-->'''Coach''':You haven't been leveling with me. You can't read, right? Well, right?
-->'''Basketball Player''':Yeah, right.
-->'''Bill''':Wait, read or write? Pick one.
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-->'''Mike''':So he ate his money.

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-->'''Mike''':So he ate his money.money.
* From "Christmas Rhapsody":
** Kevin combining "Angels We Have Heard on High" with "Poker Face" by LadyGaga.
** The running gag involving the tree constantly referring itself as being "small and of no account", to the point that Mike, Kevin, and Bill keep referencing in the other Xmas shorts that they've riffed.
* From "The Night Before Christmas"
** A running gag involving Santa leaving a toy shovel in the stockings of one of the kids.
* From "Christmas Dream"
--> '''Kevin''': '''I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!'''
** As the rag doll is blowing away some paper with an electric fan:
--> '''Kevin''': Oh no, my manuscript about [[{{Twilight}} a sparkly boy vampire and the dull girl obsessed with him]].
* From the Max Fleisher version of RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer:
** The following line resulted in such a huge laugh at the live riffing of the short that the Rifftrax crew ended up missing a few lines due to the audience still laughing:
--> '''Santa Claus''': (to Rudolph) I need you tonight.
--> '''Kevin''': [[{{Squick}} WHOA!!!]]

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* --> '''Alice''': It's just a little...blood.

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* This exchange:
--> '''Alice''': It's just a little...blood.
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* "The Kelvin is also known as the USS {{Redshirt}}."
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** Bill's reaction, a dark little chuckle and an understated "Utini, guys, utini" makes it the funniest thing to ever happen.

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** Bill's reaction, a dark little chuckle and an understated "Utini, guys, utini" "Utini" makes it the funniest thing to ever happen.
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** Bill's reaction, a dark little chuckle and an understated "Utini, guys, utini" makes it the funniest thing to ever happen.



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** "Alright, men, ready your six-packs! And if you haven't done so already, oil up those pecs!"
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* (in regards to the first appearance of [[spoiler:Spock!Prime]]) "[[MoneyDearBoy Alright, let's get this over with...Vulcan sign; 'Live Long and Prosper'; where's my check?"

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* (in regards to the first appearance of [[spoiler:Spock!Prime]]) "[[MoneyDearBoy Alright, let's get this over with...Vulcan sign; 'Live Long and Prosper'; where's my check?"check?]]"
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* (in regards to the first appearance of [[spoiler:Spock!Prime]]) "[[MoneyDearBoy Alright, let's get this over with...Vulcan sign; 'Live Long and Prosper'; where's my check?"
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--->'''[=McCoy=]''': Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!\\

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--->'''[=McCoy=]''': -->'''[=McCoy=]''': Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!\\
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'''Bill''': No-no, more phlegm; let's hear those giant throat nodes and smoker's hack!\\\

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'''Bill''': No-no, more phlegm; let's hear those giant throat nodes and smoker's hack!\\\hack!\\

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* "No, more phlegm: 'Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a human grizzly bear!'"

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* "No, After [[spoiler:planet Vulcan is destroyed]]
--->'''[=McCoy=]''': Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!\\
'''Bill''': No-no,
more phlegm: 'Damn it Jim, phlegm; let's hear those giant throat nodes and smoker's hack!\\\
'''Kevin''': ''('''extremely''' gravelly)'' Damn it, man,
I'm a doctor, not a human grizzly bear!'"bear!\\
'''Bill''': There you go!

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* Early scene mentioning the investigation into mysterious deaths.
--->: Sheriff: Well, another hiker got attacked by something in the woods.
--->: Mike (as Sheriff): ... we think it was a bear because it sucked all the blood out of the corpse.
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'''Luke''': Hello there.\\

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'''Luke''': Hello there.Hello.\\
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* "Good guys are dropping left and right, the Stormtroopers have no idea how to react. This has never happened to them before!"

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* "Good guys are dropping left and right, the Stormtroopers have no idea how to react. This Nothing like this has never ever happened to them before!"

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* "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, [[GeorgeLucas a film maker]] said, 'I WILL create a character named Kit Fisto!'"



* "Good guys are dropping left and right, the Stormtroopers have no idea how to react."
* "I stood next to your mother as she ''died''."

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* "Good guys are dropping left and right, the Stormtroopers have no idea how to react."
* "I stood next
This has never happened to your mother as she ''died''."them before!"




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* One of [[GallowsHumor the most callous and hilarious one-liners]] in the entire riff:
-->'''C-3PO''': I'm C-3P0, human cyborg relations. And this is my counterpart, R2-D2.\\
'''Luke''': Hello there.\\
'''Kevin''': I stood next to your mother as she ''died''.
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*At the end when the camera pans from 1997 Rose past a series of pictures of her in her cabin meant to show her life after the Titanic accident they point out how narcissistic it makes her look and have her talking about her cropping other people out of her pictures and objecting even to the presence of a horse in one.
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*Used as a RunningGag, they keep trying to catch Bella actually making it through a sentence without a Shatnerian pause. Sometimes she actually manages what would count as a whole sentence only to continue the sentence after a long pause.
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* When the [[FanNickname Popeye robot]] is after Sam:
--> '''Sam''': He's gonna kill me!
--> The robot pulls his pants down
--> '''Kevin''': [[RapeAsComedy I think he has something else in mind..]]

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