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** At the beginning of the dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in for three years by leaping into the air and exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falls down as the music cuts off.
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[IncomingHam I've come to make an announcement:]] Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out-
-->'''[[HarmfulToMinors "Innocent Child"]]:''' (gripping her mother's hand as Eggman rants) Mommy?
-->'''Eggman:''' -and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) t h i s b i g (regular voice) and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my [[InsistentTerminology Twitter dot com]]: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, [[{{Dissimile}} except WAY smaller.]] And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong, He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss [[TrillingRs d r o p l e t s]] hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!]]
** At the beginning of the dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in for three years by leaping into the air and exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falls down as the music cuts off.
-->'''[[HarmfulToMinors "Innocent Child"]]:''' (gripping her mother's hand as Eggman rants) Mommy?
-->'''Eggman:''' -and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) t h i s b i g (regular voice) and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my [[InsistentTerminology Twitter dot com]]: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, [[{{Dissimile}} except WAY smaller.]] And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong, He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss [[TrillingRs d r o p l e t s]] hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!]]
** At the beginning of the dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in for three years by leaping into the air and exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falls down as the music cuts off.
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--->'''Alfred:''' (In tune with the explosions) [[SoundtrackDissonance THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THERE THERE GOES HAWAII.]] [[RefugeInAudacity OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE]] [[KilledOffMidSentence THERE GOES HAWAII--]]
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--->'''Alfred:''' (In tune with the explosions) [[SoundtrackDissonance THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THERE THERE GOES HAWAII.]] [[RefugeInAudacity OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE]] [[KilledOffMidSentence [[KilledMidSentence THERE GOES HAWAII--]]
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--->'''Alfred:''' (In tune with the explosions) [[SoundtrackDissonance THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THERE THERE GOES HAWAII.]] [[RefugeInAudacity OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE]] [[KilledOffMidSentence THERE GOES HAWAII--]]
--->'''Alfred:''' (In tune with the explosions) [[SoundtrackDissonance THERE GOES HAWAII, THERE THERE THERE GOES HAWAII.]] [[RefugeInAudacity OH THERE GOES HAWAII, THE ISLAND IS GONE]] [[KilledOffMidSentence THERE GOES HAWAII--]]
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** There's also the reveal that Omega was counting in millions and concludes there are 30 million sand particles in the desert.
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* There's also Eggman getting fed up with Elise's escapes:
-->'''Eggman:''' How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!
-->'''Elise:''' I feel like it's gonna be at least 18.
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-->'''Eggman:''' ...The caucasity of this bitch. You run and run. I am an ''ALPHA MALE GAMER.''
-->'''Eggman (to himself):''' She be like "This asshole..."
-->'''Eggman (back to Elise):''' I love Fortnite. Without me, you wouldn't even exist! Without me, you wouldn't be able to contain the demon because of gaming! Look around you, imagine: [[Music/ImagineDragons dragons]]. Now, imagine it. Gaming, on Fortnite BR.
-->'''Elise:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I'm imagining the ocean, because, I've established that when I don't want to be somewhere, that's what I think of]].
-->'''Eggman:''' Music/FrankOcean can't save you now, sweetheart.
** Which is then followed by Eggman trying to log in to his Epic Games account:
-->'''Eggman:''' If someone hacked into my Fortnite account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole.
-->'''Eggman's Computer:''' Currently being hacked.
-->'''Eggman:''' [[[HellIsThatNoise inhuman sounds]]]
-->'''Eggman:''' How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!
-->'''Elise:''' I feel like it's gonna be at least 18.
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-->'''Eggman:''' ...The caucasity of this bitch. You run and run. I am an ''ALPHA MALE GAMER.''
-->'''Eggman (to himself):''' She be like "This asshole..."
-->'''Eggman (back to Elise):''' I love Fortnite. Without me, you wouldn't even exist! Without me, you wouldn't be able to contain the demon because of gaming! Look around you, imagine: [[Music/ImagineDragons dragons]]. Now, imagine it. Gaming, on Fortnite BR.
-->'''Elise:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I'm imagining the ocean, because, I've established that when I don't want to be somewhere, that's what I think of]].
-->'''Eggman:''' Music/FrankOcean can't save you now, sweetheart.
** Which is then followed by Eggman trying to log in to his Epic Games account:
-->'''Eggman:''' If someone hacked into my Fortnite account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole.
-->'''Eggman's Computer:''' Currently being hacked.
-->'''Eggman:''' [[[HellIsThatNoise inhuman sounds]]]
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-->'''Mephiles:''' You see, not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. That's okay.\\
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-->'''Mephiles:''' You see, not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. That's okay.frequently, but that's okay...\\
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** This leads Shadow to realise that [[IncestIsRelative ''he had sex with and pissed on his own mother!'']] Or to put it another way - [[MemeticMutation Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass]] [[IncrediblyLamePun motherfucker]]
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** This leads Shadow to realise that [[IncestIsRelative ''he ''[[IncestIsRelative he had sex with with, and pissed on on, his own mother!'']] mother!]]'' Or to put it another way - [[MemeticMutation Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass]] [[IncrediblyLamePun motherfucker]]
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* When Shadow boards Eggman's train, the doctor has this to say:
-->'''Eggman''': [[LukeIAmYourFather Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time for the battle royale.]]
** This leads Shadow to realise that [[IncestIsRelative ''he had sex with and pissed on his own mother!'']] Or to put it another way - [[MemeticMutation Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass]] [[IncrediblyLamePun motherfucker]]
-->'''Eggman''': [[LukeIAmYourFather Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time for the battle royale.]]
** This leads Shadow to realise that [[IncestIsRelative ''he had sex with and pissed on his own mother!'']] Or to put it another way - [[MemeticMutation Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass]] [[IncrediblyLamePun motherfucker]]
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'''Mephiles:'': It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item! I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\\
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'''Mephiles:''' [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck.]] [The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.] That's the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
'''Mephiles:''' Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.\\
'''Mephiles:''' Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.\\
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'''Mephiles:''' [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck.]] [The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.] That's the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
'''Mephiles:'''and- *Laughs for a few seconds, before pushing a button on the keyboard* Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.\\
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'''Mephiles:''' Gimme my thing back. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
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'''Mephiles:''' Gimme back my thing back.thing. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
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-->'''Eggman:''' Alright, since Team [=FurAffinity=] fucked my wife, I'm gonna have to have both of you be a part of my team. Why is the camera zooming in!?!?\\
'''Rouge:''' Alright, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care.\\
'''Shadow:''' I don't have a character motive.\\
'''Eggman:''' Listen! You are going to find Sonic! He has all the weed that you need. He has all the gonja, the Mary Jane, Marij Jamij, all in his pockets! He is your local drug dealer, and I am going to BLOW UP THE ISLAND. Now go look for Sonic, and hurry up, you... fucking cuckhogs!
-->'''Eggman:''' Alright, since Team [=FurAffinity=] fucked my wife, I'm gonna have to have both of you be a part of my team. Why is the camera zooming in!?!?\\
'''Rouge:''' Alright, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care.\\
'''Shadow:''' I don't have a character motive.\\
'''Eggman:''' Listen! You are going to find Sonic! He has all the weed that you need. He has all the gonja, the Mary Jane, Marij Jamij, all in his pockets! He is your local drug dealer, and I am going to BLOW UP THE ISLAND. Now go look for Sonic, and hurry up, you... fucking cuckhogs!
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-->'''Eggman:''' (activates goggles) Alright now, [[MemeticMutation Sans]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale]], go into my eyes.
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-->'''Eggman:''' (activates goggles) Alright now, [[MemeticMutation Sans]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale]], VideoGame/{{Undertale}}, go into my eyes.
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-->'''Eggman:''' (activates goggles) Alright now, [[MemeticMutation Sans]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale]], go into my eyes.
-->'''Everyone else:''' (various noises of confusion and laughter)
-->'''Chase:''' What the fuck? Since when? ''Since when?!?''
-->'''Eggman:''' (activates goggles) Alright now, [[MemeticMutation Sans]] [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale]], go into my eyes.
-->'''Everyone else:''' (various noises of confusion and laughter)
-->'''Chase:''' What the fuck? Since when? ''Since when?!?''
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'''Mephiles:''' [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck.]] <The [The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.> ] That's the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
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-->'''Eggman''': Martha, what have you been tweeting about..... [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK!?]] IS THAT'S SHADOW'S DICK!?!?
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-->'''Vocals''': [[Music/TearsForFears All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans, worn out Eggmaaans... Bright and-]]\\
'''Eggman''': I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!!
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'''Eggman''': I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!!
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-->'''Eggman''': [[EvilLaugh Hehehahahahahaha...]] You fool! I have SEVENTY '''ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!''' YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT MY MAIN!
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** When Rogue introduces herself on the ARK:
-->'''Rouge:''' Hey bitches, what's up? Eggman, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man.\\
'''Eggman:''' I told you, I have alternatives!\\
'''Rouge:''' Anyway, I also saw that this guy over here fucked your wife. That's sucks a lot, dude. You must be pretty shaken up about that.\\
'''Eggman:''' How do you think I feel about being '''''cucked'' by a HEDGEHOG'''?\\
'''Rouge:''' Well, it might upset you to know that I ''also'' fucked your wife. [pulls out Chaos Emerald]\\
'''Eggman:''' AND SHE HAD A ''DIAMOND'' IN HER ''VAGINA''?\\
'''Shadow:''' Good job.
-->'''Rouge:''' Hey bitches, what's up? Eggman, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man.\\
'''Eggman:''' I told you, I have alternatives!\\
'''Rouge:''' Anyway, I also saw that this guy over here fucked your wife. That's sucks a lot, dude. You must be pretty shaken up about that.\\
'''Eggman:''' How do you think I feel about being '''''cucked'' by a HEDGEHOG'''?\\
'''Rouge:''' Well, it might upset you to know that I ''also'' fucked your wife. [pulls out Chaos Emerald]\\
'''Eggman:''' AND SHE HAD A ''DIAMOND'' IN HER ''VAGINA''?\\
'''Shadow:''' Good job.
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-->'''Mephiles''': Welcome to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tilted Towers]]. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is, Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part lizard. Nice to [[GratuitousJapanese yoroshiku onegaishimasu]], as they say in Nippon.
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-->'''Mephiles''': You see, not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. That's okay.\\
'''Silver''': I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!\\
'''Mephiles''': It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item! I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\\
'''Silver''': Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!\\
'''Mephiles''': [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck.]] <The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.> That's the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
'''Mephiles''': Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.\\
'''Blaze''': Did you ever actually interact with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?\\
'''Mephiles''': That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I found on [=eBay=] for 7 dollars.\\
'''Silver''': It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?\\
'''Sonic''' (in a fiery landscape): OH, OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!\\
'''Mephiles''': Gimme my thing back. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
'''Silver''': I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!\\
'''Mephiles''': It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item! I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\\
'''Silver''': Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!\\
'''Mephiles''': [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck.]] <The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.> That's the difference between you and me, Silver the Hedgehog! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
'''Mephiles''': Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added... and a newspaper.\\
'''Blaze''': Did you ever actually interact with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?\\
'''Mephiles''': That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I found on [=eBay=] for 7 dollars.\\
'''Silver''': It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?\\
'''Sonic''' (in a fiery landscape): OH, OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!\\
'''Mephiles''': Gimme my thing back. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
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-->'''Rouge''': Do you want some weed?\\
'''Omega''': I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed. But I will take it anyway, and place it directly into my brain cells. Here we go. *Inserts the gem into his system*\\
'''Omega's system''': Downloading Weed.exe.\\
'''Omega''': Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.[[labelnote:*]]This went on for approximately 10 seconds.[[/labelnote]] Wow.\\
'''Ryan''': [Losing his composure while Alfred holds the syllable] keep going, keep going!\\
'''Rouge''': How does it feel? Enjoy it?\\
'''Omega''': I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed. But I will take it anyway, and place it directly into my brain cells. Here we go. *Inserts the gem into his system*\\
'''Omega's system''': Downloading Weed.exe.\\
'''Omega''': Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.[[labelnote:*]]This went on for approximately 10 seconds.[[/labelnote]] Wow.\\
'''Ryan''': [Losing his composure while Alfred holds the syllable] keep going, keep going!\\
'''Rouge''': How does it feel? Enjoy it?\\
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'''Omega''': What planet am I on? What's today? My brain cell destroyed. [[NonSequitur My wig is gone!]]
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-->'''Shadow''': The desert. Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission.\\
'''Omega''': Okay. One, two, three...\\
'''Rouge''': (''As Omega continues counting in the background'') [[WhatTheHellHero Why the fuck would you make him do that?!]]\\
'''Shadow''': It passes the time.\\
'''Rouge''': It's going to take so long! Shadow... it's going to be so annoying!\\
'''Shadow''': I'm curious what the biggest number is!\\
'''Rouge''': No! He's just gonna be counting forever!
'''Omega''': Okay. One, two, three...\\
'''Rouge''': (''As Omega continues counting in the background'') [[WhatTheHellHero Why the fuck would you make him do that?!]]\\
'''Shadow''': It passes the time.\\
'''Rouge''': It's going to take so long! Shadow... it's going to be so annoying!\\
'''Shadow''': I'm curious what the biggest number is!\\
'''Rouge''': No! He's just gonna be counting forever!
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-->'''Mephiles''': (rises from the ground; to Sonic and Elise) What the fu- what are you people doing on my front lawn?! Get out of here! (impales Sonic with a energy beam)
-->'''Sonic''': (screams in pain)
-->'''Mephiles''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone (horrified) Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?! Holy shit!]] I-I-I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. (dispels beam) Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my God. Oh-
-->'''Sonic''': (grabs chest; collapses slowly) You were right! I'm bleeding out!
-->'''Sonic''': (screams in pain)
-->'''Mephiles''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone (horrified) Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?! Holy shit!]] I-I-I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. (dispels beam) Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my God. Oh-
-->'''Sonic''': (grabs chest; collapses slowly) You were right! I'm bleeding out!
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-->'''Eggman''': ''Finally God, take me.'' (someone snickers) ''I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic.''
-->'''Shadow''': Satan, if you're out there, I want a piece of that pie too.
-->'''Shadow''': Satan, if you're out there, I want a piece of that pie too.
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-->'''Eggman''': ''Finally God, take me.'' (someone snickers) ''I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic.''
-->'''Shadow''': Satan, if you're out there, I want a piece of that pie too.
-->'''Eggman''': ''Finally God, take me.'' (someone snickers) ''I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic.''
-->'''Shadow''': Satan, if you're out there, I want a piece of that pie too.
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'''Mephiles''': That just makes you a beta cuck! That's the difference between you and me, Silver! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
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'''Mephiles''': [[RefugeInAudacity That just makes you a beta cuck! cuck.]] <The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.> That's the difference between you and me, Silver! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
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-->'''Mephiles''': (rises from the ground; to Sonic and Elise) What the fu- what are you people doing on my front lawn?! Get out of here! (impales Sonic with a energy beam)
-->'''Sonic''': (screams in pain)
-->'''Mephiles''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone (horrified) Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?! Holy shit!]] I-I-I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. (dispels beam) Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my God. Oh-
-->'''Sonic''': (grabs chest; collapses slowly) You were right! I'm bleeding out!
** As part of his dying words, Sonic comments on [[BlatantLies all of the blood that is in fact pouring out of him]].
-->'''Mephiles''': (rises from the ground; to Sonic and Elise) What the fu- what are you people doing on my front lawn?! Get out of here! (impales Sonic with a energy beam)
-->'''Sonic''': (screams in pain)
-->'''Mephiles''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone (horrified) Oh my God. Oh my God, are you okay?! Holy shit!]] I-I-I don't think I should pull it out. I think if I pull it out, he'll bleed out. (dispels beam) Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't mean to do that. Oh my God. Oh-
-->'''Sonic''': (grabs chest; collapses slowly) You were right! I'm bleeding out!
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-->'''Ryan:''' You know what's funny about this?
-->'''All:''' What?
-->'''Ryan:''' [[GoldenSuperMode Super Sonic.]]
-->'''Penny:''' [[OhCrap No.]] [[NoJustNoReaction Stop.]]
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! Administrivia/SpoilersOff for Moments pages. You have been warned.
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* ''Everything'' that comes out of Alfred's mouth as Dr. Eggman in the Dark/Last Story video. The guy seriously carries the entire thing. As a cherry on top, Alfred had ''never'' seen the plot of Sonic Adventure 2 before taking part in the dub, so as a result he ends up making either absolutely perfect guesses or just gets blindsided by things like Eggman's pyramid base having a space shuttle inside it.
**Most famously, [[https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0?t=12m59s his rant about Shadow pissing on his wife]], the most famous moment in RTFD history. It gets so ridiculous that, for once, the crew ends up laughing so hard that they have to pause the video to catch their breaths. Big props to Alfred for not {{corpsing}} either.
**At the beginning of the dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in for three years by leaping into the air and exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falls down as the music cuts off.
**Eggman logs into his Twitter([[InsistentTerminology .com]]) account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone...
-->'''Eggman''': Martha, what have you been tweeting about..... [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK!?]] IS THAT'S SHADOW'S DICK!?!?
**As Eggman sits on an elevator while Rouge logs into his twitter account:
-->'''Vocals''': [[Music/TearsForFears All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans, worn out Eggmaaans... Ridin-]]\\
'''Eggman''': I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!!
**"I'm going to kill you... <{{beat}}> ...and then kill you again!"
**When Shadow threatens to delete Eggman's twitter account:
-->'''Eggman''': [[EvilLaugh Hehehahahahahaha...]] You fool! I have SEVENTY '''ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!''' YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT MY MAIN!
**"WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?!?!?
*"Maria..." <[[StuffBlowingUp Explosion happens in the background]]>
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[[AC:Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]
*Chase as Mephiles is almost as good as Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2. The fact that he can say most of his lines with a straight face makes it even better.
** Mephiles' introduction to Shadow and Rouge after he got freed.
-->'''Mephiles''': Welcome to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tilted Towers]]. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is, Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part lizard. Nice to [[GratuitousJapanese yoroshiku onegaishimasu]], as they say in Nippon.
**Mephiles talking with Silver and Blaze after bringing them to his gamer pad.
-->'''Mephiles''': You see, not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. That's okay.\\
'''Silver''': I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!\\
'''Mephiles''': It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item! I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\\
'''Silver''': Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!\\
'''Mephiles''': That just makes you a beta cuck! That's the difference between you and me, Silver! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
<The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.>\\
'''Mephiles''': Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added.\\
'''Blaze''': Did you ever actually interact with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?\\
'''Mephiles''': That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I found on [=eBay=] for 7 dollars.\\
'''Silver''': It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?\\
'''Sonic''' (in a fiery landscape): OH, OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!\\
'''Mephiles''': Gimme my thing back. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
** "You silly, feeble-minded little gay... I am ''so far beyond'' Fortnite!"
* "Ha ha, ha, One!"
* Omega's reaction to the weed crystal.
--->'''Rouge''': Do you want some weed?\\
'''Omega''': I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed. But I will take it anyway, and place it directly into my brain cells. Here we go. *Inserts the gem into his system*\\
'''Omega's system''': Downloading Weed.exe.\\
'''Omega''': Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.[[labelnote:*]]This went on for approximately 10 seconds.[[/labelnote]] Wow.\\
'''Ryan''': [Losing his composure while Alfred holds the syllable] keep going, keep going!\\
'''Rouge''': How does it feel? Enjoy it?\\
<{{beat}}>\\
'''Omega''': What planet am I on? What's today? My brain cell destroyed. [[NonSequitur My wig is gone!]]
* Shadow telling Omega to count how much sand is in the desert, much to Rouge's horror.
--->'''Shadow''': The desert. Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission.\\
'''Omega''': Okay. One, two, three...\\
'''Rouge''': (''As Omega continues counting in the background'') [[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck, why do you made him do that?!]]\\
'''Shadow''': It passes the time.\\
'''Rouge''': It's going to take so long! Shadow... it's going to be so annoying!\\
'''Shadow''': I'm curious what the biggest number is!\\
'''Rouge''': No! He's just gonna be counting forever!
* When Elise revives Sonic by kissing him, the entire cast is reacting with disgust in the background.
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[[folder:Real Time Fandub games]]
[[AC:Sonic Adventure 2]]
* ''Everything'' that comes out of Alfred's mouth as Dr. Eggman in the Dark/Last Story video. The guy seriously carries the entire thing. As a cherry on top, Alfred had ''never'' seen the plot of Sonic Adventure 2 before taking part in the dub, so as a result he ends up making either absolutely perfect guesses or just gets blindsided by things like Eggman's pyramid base having a space shuttle inside it.
**Most famously, [[https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0?t=12m59s his rant about Shadow pissing on his wife]], the most famous moment in RTFD history. It gets so ridiculous that, for once, the crew ends up laughing so hard that they have to pause the video to catch their breaths. Big props to Alfred for not {{corpsing}} either.
**At the beginning of the dub, Eggman starts his escape from the military building he's been trapped in for three years by leaping into the air and exclaiming "Going uuuuup!"... And then falls down as the music cuts off.
**Eggman logs into his Twitter([[InsistentTerminology .com]]) account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone...
-->'''Eggman''': Martha, what have you been tweeting about..... [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK!?]] IS THAT'S SHADOW'S DICK!?!?
**As Eggman sits on an elevator while Rouge logs into his twitter account:
-->'''Vocals''': [[Music/TearsForFears All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn out Eggmans, worn out Eggmaaans... Ridin-]]\\
'''Eggman''': I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!!
**"I'm going to kill you... <{{beat}}> ...and then kill you again!"
**When Shadow threatens to delete Eggman's twitter account:
-->'''Eggman''': [[EvilLaugh Hehehahahahahaha...]] You fool! I have SEVENTY '''ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!''' YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT MY MAIN!
**"WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?!?!?
*"Maria..." <[[StuffBlowingUp Explosion happens in the background]]>
[[AC:Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus]]
[[AC:Marvel's Spiderman]]
[[AC:Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]
*Chase as Mephiles is almost as good as Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2. The fact that he can say most of his lines with a straight face makes it even better.
** Mephiles' introduction to Shadow and Rouge after he got freed.
-->'''Mephiles''': Welcome to [[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} Tilted Towers]]. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is, Memphis Tennessee, and I'm part lizard. Nice to [[GratuitousJapanese yoroshiku onegaishimasu]], as they say in Nippon.
**Mephiles talking with Silver and Blaze after bringing them to his gamer pad.
-->'''Mephiles''': You see, not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. That's okay.\\
'''Silver''': I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!\\
'''Mephiles''': It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item! I wish I could be more than just an accessory for these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.\\
'''Silver''': Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!\\
'''Mephiles''': That just makes you a beta cuck! That's the difference between you and me, Silver! I'm an... alpha... gamer... and-\\
<The entire crew starts {{corpsing}}, including Chase himself.>\\
'''Mephiles''': Anyway, where are we dropping, boys? *Pushes a button* These are all the newest maps they've added.\\
'''Blaze''': Did you ever actually interact with a woman in your life before, Mephiles?\\
'''Mephiles''': That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I found on [=eBay=] for 7 dollars.\\
'''Silver''': It's so cool! Can I add it to my rock collection?\\
'''Sonic''' (in a fiery landscape): OH, OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!\\
'''Mephiles''': Gimme my thing back. You see, [[DisproportionateRetribution I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers.]]
** "You silly, feeble-minded little gay... I am ''so far beyond'' Fortnite!"
* "Ha ha, ha, One!"
* Omega's reaction to the weed crystal.
--->'''Rouge''': Do you want some weed?\\
'''Omega''': I do not have lungs, so I cannot smoke weed. But I will take it anyway, and place it directly into my brain cells. Here we go. *Inserts the gem into his system*\\
'''Omega's system''': Downloading Weed.exe.\\
'''Omega''': Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.[[labelnote:*]]This went on for approximately 10 seconds.[[/labelnote]] Wow.\\
'''Ryan''': [Losing his composure while Alfred holds the syllable] keep going, keep going!\\
'''Rouge''': How does it feel? Enjoy it?\\
<{{beat}}>\\
'''Omega''': What planet am I on? What's today? My brain cell destroyed. [[NonSequitur My wig is gone!]]
* Shadow telling Omega to count how much sand is in the desert, much to Rouge's horror.
--->'''Shadow''': The desert. Count how many sand is here, Omega. That's your first mission.\\
'''Omega''': Okay. One, two, three...\\
'''Rouge''': (''As Omega continues counting in the background'') [[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck, why do you made him do that?!]]\\
'''Shadow''': It passes the time.\\
'''Rouge''': It's going to take so long! Shadow... it's going to be so annoying!\\
'''Shadow''': I'm curious what the biggest number is!\\
'''Rouge''': No! He's just gonna be counting forever!
* When Elise revives Sonic by kissing him, the entire cast is reacting with disgust in the background.
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