History Funny / NonePiece

'''Usopp:''' *also whispering* "Nami, my nose is six inches long, I'm wearing a hair-net, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan 'B'?"\\

** The entire flashback with kid Luffy and Shanks in general. Special mention goes to the two of them being described as [[Film/{{Arthur 1981}} an alcoholic millionaire playboy on the brink of an arranged marriage to a wealthy single woman]] and [[Film/FieldOfDreams a young Iowa corn farmer with an Oscar-winning wife & paranoid delusional tendencies]] [[Film/LethalWeapon2 who fight illegal narcotics and crime lords in the mean streets of LA]], CoolShades being handed out at a bar, Shanks loudly declaring he had an epiphany which leads to the waffle coming out of his hand followed by giving Luffy some sage advice, a bird constantly interrupting Luffy as he tells the story and to top it all off, Shanks is voiced by none other than Creator/LittleKuriboh.

* Fire a warning shot. ''[[BoomHeadshot Into his face.]]''
* "You saved me yet again baby seal!" "But you still have all your hair..." [absurdly long pause, in which Luffy notices that Zoro somehow escaped his binds] "Okay."

** Morgan's Rant before that
--> '''Morgan''': That's it, you pirate bastards! You're all going to die! I'm going to chop you limb from limb! You're going to have a little bit of the captain in you! You will die so badly you will be dead and then you will stay dead and - he's not listening, is he?
* Luffy runs at Morgan through a crowd of Marines.

--> '''Marine 4:''' (unimpressed) Eh, I've seen faster.

* Nami attempts to introduce herself...only to accidentally break her leg resulting in quite the ClusterFBomb.

-->'''Luffy:''' [[CloudCuckoolander Clowns are from space]].
-->'''Buggy:''' *''thinking''* [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Dammit he knows]]!
-->'''Luffy:''' Dammit I know!
-->'''Pirate:''' [[NonSequitur I'm from Georgia]]!

-->'''Morgan:''' ''(cuts him off) Then you deserved it!''

-->''(Beat)''

--> '''Luffy:''' [[UnusualEuphemism This place is built like a librarian's mini-skirt!]] *[[AsideGlance stars at the camera]]* [[BreakingTheFourthWall The f*ck are you lookin' at?]]

-->'''Luffy:''' WOAH! She snuck up on us like a, like a-

-->'''Luffy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting CODY!]] Don't you EVER say that word again!

-->'''Luffy:''' [[SeriousBusiness EVER!]]

--> '''Zoro:''' That's for wearin' a purple suit in public! Eh. Bored now. ''(Drops his sword)''

-->(''jump-cut to Luffy with Zoro'')

-->'''Morgan:''' (''interrupting'') ''Then you deserved it!''

-->'''Morgan:''' Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's some guy running around who sounds like Creator/SeanConnery. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

--> '''Luffy:''' [[UnusualEuphemism This place is built like a librarian's mini-skirt!]] *turns toward camera* [[BreakingTheFourthWall The f*ck are you lookin' at?]]

-->'''Luffy:''' Sorry for punching you in the face and breaking your daddy's statue! Think we can still be friends?

* Immediately after Zoro punches Helmeppo for wearing a purple suit...
-->'''Zoro:''' ''Eh, bored now.'' *drops his sword*
** Before that,

--> '''Rika:''' '''(While swinging around a broom)''' Stop it you big mean wolf!

--> '''(Zoro punches Soro)'''

--> '''(Zoro punches Helmeppo)'''
--> '''Zoro:''' That's for wearin' a purple suit in public!

-->'''Luffy:''' WHO KNOWS?! Maybe I'll switch it up a bit and punch him in the face too!

-->'''Luffy:''' Oh my god, Cody! You'll never guess what I'm looking at! They're filming ''The Hangover 2'' over here!

** Morgan's Rant

* [[WhosOnFirst "What does the D stand for?"]]

* Nami attempts to introduce herself.....only to accidentally break her leg resulting in quite the ClusterFBomb.

-->'''Pirate:''' [[NonSequiturThud I'm from Georgia]].

--> '''Mohji:''' (deadpan) I have a spastic colon.

-->'''Lelouch:''' '''AAAAAAARGH'''!!!

* When Luffy finally realizes just what the fuck is going on, [[OhCrap it]] [[HeroicBSOD stuns]] [[YourWorstNightmare him.]]

* This:

--> '''Luffy & Zolo:''' [[StunnedSilence O_O]]
--> '''Mohji:''' [[DudeNotFunny Go ahead. Make your.... make your jokes.]]
--> '''Luffy & Zolo:''' [[StunnedSilence O_O]]
* It's Taco day. Of course it's Taco Day...
** Even funnier is the follow-up to that story.

--> '''Ritchie:''' [[NeverSayThatAgain DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD!]] *smashes Luffy's cage*

-->'''Luffy:''' HI-YA! (''smashes his way out of the barrel, then sees the pirate he knocked out'') [[OhCrap Oh god, I killed him!]] [[NoodleIncident I won't go back to prison!]] [[PrisonRape My butthole]] can't take that abuse! Looks like I've got to kill all the witnesses!

-->'''Luffy:''' HI-YA! (''smashes his way out of the barrel, then sees the pirate he knocked out'') [[OhCrap Oh god, I killed him!]] [[NoodleIncident I won't go back to prison!]] My butthole can't take that abuse! Looks like I've got to kill all the witnesses!

** The entire flashback with kid Luffy and Shanks in general. Special mention goes to the two of them being described as [[Film/{{Arthur}} an alcoholic millionaire playboy on the brink of an arranged marriage to a wealthy single woman]] and [[Film/FieldOfDreams a young Iowa corn farmer with an Oscar-winning wife & paranoid delusional tendencies]] [[Film/LethalWeapon2 who fight illegal narcotics and crime lords in the mean streets of LA]], CoolShades being handed out at a bar, Shanks loudly declaring he had an epiphany which leads to the waffle coming out of his hand followed by giving Luffy some sage advice, a bird constantly interrupting Luffy as he tells the story and to top it all off, Shanks is voiced by none other than Creator/LittleKuriboh.

-->'''Zoro:''' ''(casually)'' Hey. Who the fuck shot me?