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-->'''Dinozo''': ''(staring at the collage in question)'' It's like one of those hidden eye posters where if you stare at it for long enough it makes a picture...''(Gibbs come in and dope slaps him)'' That's it! It's out of focus! ''(camera focuses on his face, his eyes are unfocused)'' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} It's dolphins! In moonlight!]]

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-->'''Dinozo''': -->'''Dinozzo''': ''(staring at the collage in question)'' It's like one of those hidden eye posters where if you stare at it for long enough it makes a picture...''(Gibbs come in and dope slaps him)'' That's it! It's out of focus! ''(camera focuses on his face, his eyes are unfocused)'' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} It's dolphins! In moonlight!]]moonlight!]]
* From "Kill Screen", an episode about PC games (subgenre zombie-shooter):
-->'''Ducky:''' I'm not sure I follow. You kill the zombie...
-->'''Palmer:''' And then, you kill their brains.
-->'''Ducky:''' Wouldn't hypovolemic shock render the second step unnecessary?
-->'''Palmer:''' No, no, no, because when you shoot a zombie in the head, sometimes the brains sneak out through the hole. And then, you have to kill that separately.
-->'''Ducky:''' I see. I think.
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--->'''TONY:''' Don't do this to me! Don't make me kiss you, Boss!

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--->'''TONY:''' Don't do this to me! Don't make me kiss you, Boss!Boss!
* From the episode with the savant girl who put the military signal in a collage:
-->'''Dinozo''': ''(staring at the collage in question)'' It's like one of those hidden eye posters where if you stare at it for long enough it makes a picture...''(Gibbs come in and dope slaps him)'' That's it! It's out of focus! ''(camera focuses on his face, his eyes are unfocused)'' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} It's dolphins! In moonlight!]]
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-->'''{=McGee=}:''' Its no longer in...

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-->'''{=McGee=}:''' What mystery? Who the dead guys were?

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-->'''{=McGee=}:''' -->'''[=McGee=]:''' What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
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-->'''McGee:''' Its no longer in...

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-->'''McGee:''' -->'''{=McGee=}:''' Its no longer in...



-->'''McGee:''' What mystery? Who the dead guys were?

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-->'''McGee:''' -->'''{=McGee=}:''' What mystery? Who the dead guys were?

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** Speaking of, when it reappears a few years later as evidence in a crime, what's Abby's priority? Finding out how it got it out of that basement.

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** Speaking of, when it reappears a few years later as evidence in a crime, crime scene, what's Abby's priority? Finding priority?
-->'''Tony:''' That's...
-->'''Abby:''' Uh huh.
-->'''McGee:''' Its no longer in...
-->'''Abby:''' Uh huh.
-->'''Ziva:''' This is Gibbs' boat.
-->'''Abby:''' This is the crime scene. It was flown here on a C 130 cargo plane along with two bodies and all the evidence and now it is mine. It is aaaaaaaaaaall mine! So I can figure out the mystery.
-->'''McGee:''' What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
-->'''Ziva:''' Or who killed them?
-->'''Tony:''' Or how they ended up on the boat?
-->'''Abby:''' Sure, you guys should work on that. While I figure
out how it he got it out of that the basement.
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** Speaking of, when it reappears a few years later as evidence in a crime, what's Abby's priority? Finding out how it got it out of that basement.
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--->'''Tony''': ...So he really ''is'' a beef jerky.

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--->'''Tony''': ...So he really ''is'' a [[BrickJoke beef jerky.
jerky.]]

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** That can be found here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMLT9DYhYFY&feature=related



*** '''McGee''': Hey! The "Tommy Lee Jones Speech", everytime we have a fugitive, really?
** That can be found here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMLT9DYhYFY&feature=related

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*** '''McGee''': '''Tim''': Hey! The "Tommy Lee Jones Speech", everytime we have a fugitive, really?
** That can be found here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMLT9DYhYFY&feature=related
really?
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** And the beginning of that episode with Tony quoting from TheFugitive.
*** '''McGee''': Hey! The "Tommy Lee Jones Speech", everytime we have a fugitive, really?
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** Earlier in the same episode:
--->'''Tony''': Guy looks like a piece of beef jerky, Duck.
--->''(some non-relevant dialogue)''
--->'''Gibbs''': How'd he die?
--->'''Ducky''': Well, the "how" I'm still working on...It's made particularly difficult by the means by which his body was preserved. He was, quite literally, smoked inside that chimney.
--->'''Ziva''': ''Smoked?''
--->'''Ducky''': Yea, like a fine cut of meat.
--->'''Tony''': ...So he really ''is'' a beef jerky.
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* From "Requiem", Tony is visibly distraught, having just [[spoiler: saved Gibbs from drowning]], attempts to [[spoiler: resuscitate Gibbs through CPR]].

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* From "Requiem", Tony is visibly distraught, Even distraught Tony, having just [[spoiler: saved Gibbs from drowning]], attempts to [[spoiler: resuscitate Gibbs through CPR]].avoid administering CPR.
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* From "Requiem", Tony, [[spoiler: visibly distraught]], having just [[spoiler: saved Gibbs from drowning]], attempts to [[spoiler: resuscitate Gibbs through CPR]].

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* From "Requiem", Tony, [[spoiler: Tony is visibly distraught]], distraught, having just [[spoiler: saved Gibbs from drowning]], attempts to [[spoiler: resuscitate Gibbs through CPR]].
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* From "Requiem", Tony, visibly distraught, has just pulled Gibbs from under water and while attempting to resuscitate him.
--->'''TONY:''' Cmon. Don't make me kiss you Boss.

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* From "Requiem", Tony, [[spoiler: visibly distraught, has distraught]], having just pulled [[spoiler: saved Gibbs from under water and while attempting drowning]], attempts to [[spoiler: resuscitate him.
Gibbs through CPR]].
--->'''TONY:''' Cmon. Don't do this to me! Don't make me kiss you Boss.you, Boss!
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* The reaction of the first person to go into Gibbs's basement after he has finished and ''removed'' his first boat.

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* The reaction of the first person to go into Gibbs's basement after he has finished and ''removed'' his first boat.boat.
* From "Requiem", Tony, visibly distraught, has just pulled Gibbs from under water and while attempting to resuscitate him.
--->'''TONY:''' Cmon. Don't make me kiss you Boss.
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** The aforementioned episode ends with Tony finding the photo of Kate in the wet T-shirt contest, which in one of the next episodes he lords over her, much to her embarrassment. At the end of that episode, she reveals a Photoshopped pic (courtesy of Abby) of two dudes in cheesecake poses, one with Tony's head. They agree to delete the pics together...but when they do, Gibbs' e-mail chime goes off twice. Both realize what's happened and beat a hasty retreat. Gibbs, looking a bit puzzled, checks his e-mail. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcnoK7aPOEQ The expression on his face just before the credits is priceless.]]

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** The aforementioned episode ends with Tony finding the photo of Kate in the wet T-shirt contest, which in one of the next episodes he lords over her, much to her embarrassment. At the end of that episode, she reveals a Photoshopped pic (courtesy of Abby) of two dudes in cheesecake poses, one with Tony's head. They agree to delete the pics together...but when they do, Gibbs' e-mail chime goes off twice. [[OhCrap Both realize what's happened happened]] and beat a hasty retreat. Gibbs, looking a bit puzzled, checks his e-mail. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcnoK7aPOEQ The expression on his face just before the credits is priceless.]]
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--->'''DUCKY:''' As I just explained, the shrinkage of the flesh is deceptive. Most likely it was an ice pick or a Phillips-head screwdriver.

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--->'''DUCKY:''' As I just explained, the shrinkage of the flesh is deceptive. Most likely it was an ice pick or a Phillips-head screwdriver.screwdriver.
*The reaction of the first person to go into Gibbs's basement after he has finished and ''removed'' his first boat.
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*** To truly appreciate the funny, the second speaker above is [[spoiler: CompleteMonster Ari Haswari, who just murdered one team member, shot at another, and for all Ducky, whose clutch is being destroyed, knows, is about to kill him.]] Ruining a lovingly-restored vintage Morgan makes even a CompleteMonster weep.
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** In that same episode, Abby gets drunk while hiding out in Gibbs' basement. On top of her slurred ramblings, [[OhCrap his expressions as she clumsily swings his sharp tools around]], then ''breaks off a piece of his boat'', are priceless. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6aWZYljVyc As can be seen here]].
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--->'''Tony:''' "No you said ''pirate's''. A pirate a person like [[PiratesOfTheCarribean Captain Jack Sparrow]].

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--->'''Tony:''' "No you said ''pirate's''. A pirate a person like [[PiratesOfTheCarribean [[PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]].

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--->'''Tony:''' "How did we get here?"

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--->'''Ziva:''' "After we find the pirate's copy of Ares.
--->'''Tony:''' "How "''Pirated''."
--->'''Ziva:''' "That's what I said."
--->'''Tony:''' "No you said ''pirate's''. A pirate a person like [[PiratesOfTheCarribean Captain Jack Sparrow]].
--->'''Ziva:''' "Who's Captain Jack Sparrow?"
--->'''Tony:''' "JohnnyDepp."
--->'''Ziva:''' [in a dreamy voice] "''He's a pirate?''"
--->'''Tony:''' "No, he's a- ...How
did we get here?"
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** Actually, Ziva says she was just on a 6 month or so mission in the UK, which explains her driving on the wrong side. Also, she drives fast because it's the 'best way to avoid IUDs'.

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** Actually, Ziva says she was just on a 6 month or so mission in the UK, which explains her driving on the wrong side. Also, she drives fast because it's the 'best best way to avoid IUDs'.IEDs.
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**Actually, Ziva says she was just on a 6 month or so mission in the UK, which explains her driving on the wrong side. Also, she drives fast because it's the 'best way to avoid IUDs'.
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--->'''Ducky:''' My dear fellow, I never believed it for a moment. Welcome home.

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--->'''Ducky:''' My dear fellow, I never believed it for a moment. Welcome home.home.
*From "Smoked", which revolved around a body found in a chimney in said condition.
--->'''DUCKY:''' Well, as the moisture was lost, the victim’s tissue – which protected the vital organs – shrank. You see these little black dots?
--->'''FORNELL:''' Um…. um…. Oh, yeah.
--->'''DUCKY:''' He was stabbed repeatedly and fatally.
--->'''FORNELL:''' With '''[[FlatWhat what?]]''' '''''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe A safety pin?]]''''''
--->'''DUCKY:''' As I just explained, the shrinkage of the flesh is deceptive. Most likely it was an ice pick or a Phillips-head screwdriver.
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--->'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!

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--->'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!Probie!
* Everyone fessing up to raiding Tony's things after his supposed death mere hours before in 'Bury Your Dead.'
--->'''Abby:''' Everybody else gave you up for dead, even Ziva.
--->'''Ziva:''' OK, so I may have acted a little hastily.
--->'''Tony:''' That's my letter opener.
--->'''Ziva:''' Excellent balance and weight. The edge is a little dull, but I've always admired it.
--->'''Tony:''' Where's my American Pie coffee mug?
--->'''Abby:''' Palmer.
--->'''Tony:''' Mighty Mouse stapler?
--->'''Abby:''' Ducky... Hey, Ducky.
--->'''Ducky:''' My dear fellow, I never believed it for a moment. Welcome home.
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** What's weird is that Israelis drive on the right, so this can't be attributed to her Not Doing The Research.
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* How has no one mentioned the first episode, with Ducky and Tony scrambling to get photos at the President's desk, while Gibbs isn't looking (even though he's well aware of it).

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* How has no one mentioned Early in the first episode, with Ducky and Tony scrambling to get photos at the President's desk, while Gibbs isn't looking (even though he's well aware of it).
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* Kate singing 'Outrageous' by BritneySpears in the shower. And Tony mocking her for it.

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* Kate singing 'Outrageous' by BritneySpears in the shower. And Tony mocking her for it.it.
* A flashback from when Gibbs was Franks's probie:
--->'''Franks:''' My brother and I married the same woman twice.
--->'''Gibbs:''' Twice?
--->'''Franks:''' She was a ''hell'' of a woman, Probie!
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* How has no one mentioned the first episode, with Ducky and Tony scrambling to get photos at the President's desk, while Gibbs isn't looking (even though he's well aware of it).

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* How has no one mentioned the first episode, with Ducky and Tony scrambling to get photos at the President's desk, while Gibbs isn't looking (even though he's well aware of it).it).
* Kate singing 'Outrageous' by BritneySpears in the shower. And Tony mocking her for it.
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* Season 6: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4H9GbSIOM&feature=feedrecmore The team's reaction to the Numa Numa guy]]

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* Season 6: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4H9GbSIOM&feature=feedrecmore The team's reaction to the Numa Numa guy]]guy]]
* How has no one mentioned the first episode, with Ducky and Tony scrambling to get photos at the President's desk, while Gibbs isn't looking (even though he's well aware of it).
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** "This is too painful, Doctor."

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** "This is too painful, Doctor.""
*Season 6: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4H9GbSIOM&feature=feedrecmore The team's reaction to the Numa Numa guy]]

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