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[[AC: Arc 13 - Recollection, Baifeng Mountain, Buyetian]]

[[AC: Arc 14 - Yunmeng]]

[[AC: Arc 15 - Yunping City, Guanyin Temple]]

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* Extra 1: The Banquet.

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!! Novel (Extras)

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Extra 1: The Banquet.Banquet]]



* Extra 4: Taking The Door (3 parts)
** More like, the couple goes on holiday and drag their (adopted) son along for extra training by the side.
** Lan Wangji's version of good advice to keep zombies out: [[BoringButPractical "Change your door bolt."]]
** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the final barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at ''Lan Wangji''. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.

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* [[folder: Extra 4: Taking The Door (3 parts)
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Gatecrashing]]

*
More like, the couple goes on holiday and drag their (adopted) son along for extra training by the side.
** * Lan Wangji's version of good advice to keep zombies out: [[BoringButPractical "Change your door bolt."]]
** * A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the final barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at ''Lan Wangji''. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.



** Wei Wuxian's "Cannot" ("不可以。"), now spoken in the exact same tone as Lan Wangji.

* Extra 5: Iron Hook
** Also known as: The Yiling Patriarch's Night-Hunting Supplementary Class.
** TheReveal that... Lan Wangji keeps marking papers with Wei Wuxian in his lap. In front of their adopted son.
** And the result: in order for the ghost to be exorcised, it needs to keep yelling out as much as possible. Since most cultivators only act when there is a threat to human life, the ghost kept yelling at night, keeping up the house's occupants... for a month.

* Extra 6: Recollection
** The fact that Wei Wuxian claims that scorched watermelon skins would taste better than the food served at the Cloud Recesses.
** The Twin Jades of Lan practicing their handstands (for copying and extra arm muscle power). Then one of the two rabbits Lan Wangji keeps crawled up to Lan Wangji and started to pester him.

* Extra 7: Yunmeng
** The pair go on a date, and play ring-toss where you get whatever you hook with the three rings. Wei Wuxian wins a porcelain tortoise. Lan Wangji wins a stuffed donkey. [[SickeninglySweethearts Lan Wangji then uses the last ring to hook Wei Wuxian]].
*** The tortoise ends up on Lan Wangji's desk in the Cloud Recesses classroom. Nobody dares to ask why was it there.

!! The Manhua
* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian.
* The depiction of Wei Wuxian hugging a donkey (to prevent himself from being dragged into the Cloud Recesses the first time around).

!! The Audio Drama

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** * Wei Wuxian's "Cannot" ("不可以。"), now spoken in the exact same tone as Lan Wangji.

* [[folder: Extra 5: Iron Hook
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Hook]]

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Also known as: The Yiling Patriarch's Night-Hunting Supplementary Class.
** * TheReveal that... Lan Wangji keeps marking papers with Wei Wuxian in his lap. In front of their adopted son.
** * And the result: in order for the ghost to be exorcised, it needs to keep yelling out as much as possible. Since most cultivators only act when there is a threat to human life, the ghost kept yelling at night, keeping up the house's occupants... for a month.

* [[folder: Extra 6: Recollection
**
Lotus Seed Pod]]

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The fact that Wei Wuxian claims that scorched watermelon skins would taste better than the food served at the Cloud Recesses.
** * The Twin Jades of Lan practicing their handstands (for copying and extra arm muscle power). Then one of the two rabbits Lan Wangji keeps crawled up to Lan Wangji and started to pester him.

* [[folder: Extra 7: Yunmeng
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Yunmeng / Dream Come True]]

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The pair go on a date, and play ring-toss where you get whatever you hook with the three rings. Wei Wuxian wins a porcelain tortoise. Lan Wangji wins a stuffed donkey. [[SickeninglySweethearts Lan Wangji then uses the last ring to hook Wei Wuxian]].
*** ** The tortoise ends up on Lan Wangji's desk in the Cloud Recesses classroom. Nobody dares to ask why was it there.

!! The Manhua
* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian.
* The depiction of Wei Wuxian hugging a donkey (to prevent himself from being dragged into the Cloud Recesses the first time around).

!! The
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* "Sleeping Together": In another of his attempts to annoy Lan Wangji into sending him away, Wei Wuxian moves to sleep on top of Lan Wangji by claiming he doesn't have a pillow, which he ''casually threw out the window'' a minute ago.
* "Blind Date": MXTX previously stated that after three blind dates, Jiang Cheng was blacklisted by the female cultivators. This extra gives you a good idea ''why''.
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!! Meta

* One of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZAQLcLe5bA behind-the-scenes footage]] for ''The Untamed'' has the cast and crew struggling to shoot their scenes in the forest due to having to deal with [[RunningGag mosquitoes, mosquitoes, and mosquitoes]].
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* One of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZAQLcLe5bA behind-the-scenes footage]] for ''The Untamed'' has the cast and crew struggling to shoot their scenes in the forest due to having to deal with mosquitoes, mosquitoes, and mosquitoes.

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* One of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZAQLcLe5bA behind-the-scenes footage]] for ''The Untamed'' has the cast and crew struggling to shoot their scenes in the forest due to having to deal with [[RunningGag mosquitoes, mosquitoes, and mosquitoes.mosquitoes]].
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!! Meta

* One of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZAQLcLe5bA behind-the-scenes footage]] for ''The Untamed'' has the cast and crew struggling to shoot their scenes in the forest due to having to deal with mosquitoes, mosquitoes, and mosquitoes.
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* The entire scene where Jiang Cheng suspects Wei Wuxian's true identity is HilariousInHindsight, since it becomes clear that Wei Wuxian was fooling no one even when he pretended to act like a lunatic.



--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' [thinking] ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''

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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' [thinking] ''Good ''[thinking]'' Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''spirits?!
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* "Paper Balls": Lan Wangji keeps intercepting the paper balls that Wei Wuxian would try to throw to Nie Huaisang, leading to Wei Wuxian getting scolded. The next time, Wei Wuxian lets himself get caught doing the same trick, but this time reads the contents of the paper out loud, and it turns out to be a hilarious letter to Lan Wangji, which left the latter storming off, Lan Qiren coughing blood, and the rest of the class breaking in laughter.

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* "Paper Balls": Lan Wangji keeps intercepting the paper balls that Wei Wuxian would try to throw to Nie Huaisang, leading to Wei Wuxian getting scolded. The next time, Wei Wuxian lets himself get caught doing the same trick, but this time reads the contents of the paper out loud, and it turns out to be a hilarious letter to Lan Wangji, which left the latter storming off, Lan Qiren coughing blood, and the rest of the class breaking out in laughter.
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* "Paper Balls": Lan Wangji keeps intercepting the paper balls that Wei Wuxian would try to throw to Nie Huaisang, leading to Wei Wuxian getting scolded. The next time, Wei Wuxian lets himself get caught doing the same trick, but this time reads the contents of the paper out loud, and it turns out to be a hilarious letter to Lan Wangji, which left the latter storming off, Lan Qiren coughing blood, and the rest of the class breaking in laughter.

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* Extra 1, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBkWLpnQG8 "No"]]. The sheer range of expressions that Lan Wangji can expressed with one 'no' is telling.
* Extra 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrvnt0uemY "Escape"]]. After being able to leave the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian tries to repeatedly escape from Lan Wangji on their way to locate the rest of the dismembered body. Here be the 12th escape attempt recorded.

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* Extra 1, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBkWLpnQG8 "No"]]. "No": The sheer range of expressions that Lan Wangji can expressed with one 'no' is telling.
* Extra 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrvnt0uemY "Escape"]]. "Escape": After being able to leave the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian tries to repeatedly escape from Lan Wangji on their way to locate the rest of the dismembered body. Here be the 12th escape attempt recorded.recorded.
* "Fear of Dogs": The priceless moment when Wei Wuxian has a complete FreakOut and screams for dear life when Jin Zixuan's dog chases him up a tree.
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--> "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."

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--> "In ''In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."
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--> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."

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--> "Although ''Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t wouldn't eat it...it... If it didn’t didn't eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t wouldn't budge, and it’d it'd lose its temper and kick around."''



--> '''Lan Wangji''': “Mark your words.”
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “Hmm?”
--> '''Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else)''': “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “...”
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “...Huh?”

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--> '''Lan Wangji''': “Mark Wangji:''' Mark your words.”
words.
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “Hmm?”
Wuxian:''' Hmm?
--> '''Lan Wangji, to Wangji:''' ''(to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else)''': “I else)'' I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”
Sect.
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “...”
Wuxian:''': ...
--> '''Wei Wuxian''': “...Huh?”
Wuxian:''': ... Huh?



--> '''Lan Wangji''': Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.
--> '''Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.

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--> '''Lan Wangji''': Wangji:''' Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.
--> '''Wei ''Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.''



--> '''Wei Wuxian, in his mind''': ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''

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--> '''Wei Wuxian, in his mind''': Wuxian:''' [thinking] ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''



---> ''''Wei Wuxian:''' I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at [=HanGuang=]-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!

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---> ''''Wei Wuxian:''' I didn’t didn't see! I didn’t didn't see anything! I’m I'm definitely not here to peep at [=HanGuang=]-Jun [Lan Wangji] Hanguang-Jun bathing!



--->'''Lan Wangji:''' (ThousandYardStare) ... Get off.

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--->'''Lan Wangji:''' (ThousandYardStare) ...''(ThousandYardStare)'' ... Get off.



---> For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.

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---> --->'' For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.''



--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' "Okay, if alcohol is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, then I won’t go in. I’ll drink it standing on the wall. That wouldn’t count as violating the rules, would it?"

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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' "Okay, Okay, if alcohol is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, then I won’t go in. I’ll drink it standing on the wall. That wouldn’t count as violating the rules, would it?" it?

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* Extra 5: Iron Hook
** Also known as: The Yiling Patriarch's Night-Hunting Supplementary Class.


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* Extra 5: Iron Hook
** Also known as: The Yiling Patriarch's Night-Hunting Supplementary Class.
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[[caption-width-right:266: Chibi [[FanNickname Wi-Fi]]]]



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---> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Can you do me upside down?
---> '''Lan Wangji:''' Let's try.
---> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Hahahahahaha... what d'you say?
---> '''Lan Wangji:''' Tonight, let's try.

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---> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Can you You can even do me upside down?
upside-down?
---> '''Lan Wangji:''' Let's I can try.
---> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Hahahahahaha... what d'you What did you say?
---> '''Lan Wangji:''' Tonight, let's try.I can try tonight.
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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Han Guang-Jun! I, just now, I really wanted to go to bed (have sex) with you!]]

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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Han Guang-Jun! I, just now, I really wanted to go to bed (have sex) with you!]]you!



** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the finall barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at [[HappilyMarried ''Lan Wangji'']]. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.

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** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the finall final barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at [[HappilyMarried ''Lan Wangji'']].Wangji''. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.
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The whole book itself is a roller coaster of funny moments, but some still stand out.

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The whole book itself is a roller coaster rollercoaster of funny moments, but some still stand out.
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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?
--> '''Lan Wangji:''' No, I can't.
--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.
--> '''Lan Wangji''': (smile) No, I can't.

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--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Just now, the bit about sleeping Wuxian:''': Lan Zhan, when I said I wanted to sleep with you everyday, every day, can you pretend that like you didn't didn’t hear that?
it?
--> '''Lan Wangji:''' No, I can't.
No.
--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' How can could you be like do this? You didn't reject any of my proposals You’ve never turned me down before.
--> '''Lan Wangji''': (smile) No, I can't.Wangji:''' ''(smiles)'' No.



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--> '''Lan Wangji''': “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.”

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--> '''Lan Wangji''': “Let Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.



** It starts with him investigating Lan Wangji's bedroom, where he finds the wine that Lan Wangji hid under the floorboards [[spoiler: in a sad attempt to commemorate Wei Wuxian while the latter was deceased]].

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** It starts with him investigating Lan Wangji's bedroom, where he finds the wine that Lan Wangji hid under the floorboards [[spoiler: in a sad attempt to commemorate Wei Wuxian while the latter was deceased]].deceased.



* The fearsome [=YiLing=] Patriarch... [[spoiler: is afraid of dogs.]]

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* The fearsome [=YiLing=] Yiling Patriarch... [[spoiler: is afraid of dogs.]]



* [[spoiler: The first (on-screen) time Lan Wangji gets drunk. He slams a mind-controlled zombie-like Wen Ning away, and confiscates Wei Wuxian's flute before Wei Wuxian persuades him to go back to their shared inn room. Lan Wangji then proceeds to drink the water used for washing one's face by dunking his whole head into the water, forcing Wei Wuxian to intervene. Wei Wuxian decides to play InVinoVeritas and interrogate Lan Wangji only to receive expressive yet monosyllabic replies, before Lan Wangji's ClockKing body clock steps in, and the drunk pulls Wei Wuxian into bed with him, and when Wei Wuxian protests, attempts to remove Wei Wuxian's clothes.]]

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* [[spoiler: The first (on-screen) time Lan Wangji gets drunk. He slams a mind-controlled zombie-like Wen Ning away, and confiscates Wei Wuxian's flute before Wei Wuxian persuades him to go back to their shared inn room. Lan Wangji then proceeds to drink the water used for washing one's face by dunking his whole head into the water, forcing Wei Wuxian to intervene. Wei Wuxian decides to play InVinoVeritas and interrogate Lan Wangji only to receive expressive yet monosyllabic replies, before Lan Wangji's ClockKing body clock steps in, and the drunk pulls Wei Wuxian into bed with him, and when Wei Wuxian protests, attempts to remove Wei Wuxian's clothes.]]



* [[spoiler: “I just thought, if I have to [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce eat]] [[MasochistsMeal this (Wei Wuxian's cooking)]] everyday, I choose to die.”]]

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* [[spoiler: “I just thought, if I have to [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce eat]] [[MasochistsMeal this (Wei Wuxian's cooking)]] everyday, I choose to die.”]]




* Lan Wangji [[spoiler: gets drunk for the second time in the plot. Wen Ning makes two more [[ImpactSilhouette human-shaped pits in the ground]], before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].

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* Lan Wangji [[spoiler: gets drunk for the second time in the plot. Wen Ning makes two more [[ImpactSilhouette human-shaped pits in the ground]], before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].juniors.



* Wei Wuxian [[spoiler: panics when he finds out the meaning of the Lan Sect's forehead ribbon. The ribbon cannot be taken off just by anybody, only by the wearer and the person that the wearer loves. Wei Wuxian stole Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon in their youth and was nearly beaten up for it...]]

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* Wei Wuxian [[spoiler: panics when he finds out the meaning of the Lan Sect's forehead ribbon. The ribbon cannot be taken off just by anybody, only by the wearer and the person that the wearer loves. Wei Wuxian stole Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon in their youth and was nearly beaten up for it...]]
it...



* It is confirmed that Mo Xuanyu [[spoiler: is the illegitimate son of Jin Guangshan]], and was chased out of Koi Tower supposedly for making overtures on the married [[SiblingIncest Jin Guangyao, his half-brother]]. In order to keep the cover story, Wei Wuxian fibs that he (Mo Xuanyu) has moved on to another person: ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} Lan Wangji]]''.

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* It is confirmed that Mo Xuanyu [[spoiler: is the illegitimate son of Jin Guangshan]], Guangshan, and was chased out of Koi Tower supposedly for making overtures on the married [[SiblingIncest Jin Guangyao, his half-brother]]. In order to keep the cover story, Wei Wuxian fibs that he (Mo Xuanyu) has moved on to another person: ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} Lan Wangji]]''.



* [[spoiler: The third and last of Lan Wangji's (recorded) drunken escapade, involving theft of fowls, vandalism, and a wild night.]]
* [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian could never confess normally, could he...]]

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* [[spoiler: The third and last of Lan Wangji's (recorded) drunken escapade, involving theft of fowls, vandalism, and a wild night.]]
night.
* [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian could never confess normally, could he...]]



** Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'' and right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]

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** Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'' and right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], brother, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, they act as a BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]



* The revelation that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji stole the scented pouch that a girl gave to Wei Wuxian,and used it as his money pouch all along.]]

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* The revelation that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji stole the scented pouch that a girl gave to Wei Wuxian,and used it as his money pouch all along.]]
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---> '''Wei Wuxian:''' What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].

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---> --> '''Wei Wuxian:''' What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].



---> Lan Sizhui: "I knew it was like this! I knew Elder (Wei Wuxian) is really very poor!"
---> Wei Wuxian: "..."

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---> Lan Sizhui: "I --> '''Lan Sizhui:''' I knew it was like this! I knew Elder (Wei Wuxian) is really very poor!"
---> Wei Wuxian: "..."
poor!
--> '''Wei Wuxian:''' ...



---> [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Han Guang-Jun! I, just now, I really wanted to go to bed (have sex) with you! (“蓝湛!蓝忘机!含光君!我,我刚才,是真心想跟你上床的!”)]]
* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'' and right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]

to:

---> [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian: --> '''Wei Wuxian:''' Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Han Guang-Jun! I, just now, I really wanted to go to bed (have sex) with you! (“蓝湛!蓝忘机!含光君!我,我刚才,是真心想跟你上床的!”)]]
*
you!]]
**
Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'' and right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]



--> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]-]
--> [-[[spoiler: '''Lan Wangji''': Cannot.]]-]
---> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.]]-]
---> [-[[spoiler:'''Lan Wangji''': *smile* Cannot.]]-]
* "Everyday is everyday." ("天天就是天天.")

to:

--> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': '''Wei Wuxian:''' Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]-]
--> [-[[spoiler:
that?
-->
'''Lan Wangji''': Cannot.]]-]
---> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''':
Wangji:''' No, I can't.
--> '''Wei Wuxian:'''
How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.]]-]
---> [-[[spoiler:'''Lan
before.
--> '''Lan
Wangji''': *smile* Cannot.]]-]
(smile) No, I can't.
* Then when Wei Wuxian suggests that they do it every three or four days, Lan Wangji merely replies, "Everyday is means everyday." ("天天就是天天.")
"



---> Wei Wuxian: Can you do me upside down?
---> Lan Wangji: Try.
---> Wei Wuxian: Hahahahahaha... what d'you say?
---> Lan Wangji: Try, tonight.
---> Wei Wuxian: ...

to:

---> Wei Wuxian: '''Wei Wuxian:''' Can you do me upside down?
---> Lan Wangji: Try.
'''Lan Wangji:''' Let's try.
---> Wei Wuxian: '''Wei Wuxian:''' Hahahahahaha... what d'you say?
---> Lan Wangji: Try, tonight.
'''Lan Wangji:''' Tonight, let's try.
---> Wei Wuxian: ...
'''Wei Wuxian:''' ...



---> Wei Wuxian: ???

to:

---> Wei Wuxian: '''Wei Wuxian:''' ???



---> Wei Wuxian: "No! Han Guang-Jun, you have a cheating face!"

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---> Wei Wuxian: "No! '''Wei Wuxian:''' No! Han Guang-Jun, you have a cheating face!"
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--> [-"In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."-]

to:

--> [-"In "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."-]
"



----> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."

to:

----> --> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."



--> [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Mark your words.”-]
--> [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “Hmm?”-]
--> [-'''Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else)''': “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”-]
--> [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
--> [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…Huh?”-]

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--> [-'''Lan '''Lan Wangji''': “Mark your words.”-]

--> [-'''Wei '''Wei Wuxian''': “Hmm?”-]
“Hmm?”
--> [-'''Lan '''Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else)''': “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”-]

--> [-'''Wei '''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
“...”
--> [-'''Wei '''Wei Wuxian''': “…Huh?”-]
“...Huh?”



---> [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.”-]
---> [-'''Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.-]

to:

---> [-'''Lan --> '''Lan Wangji''': “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.”-]
---> [-'''Wei

--> '''Wei
Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.-]



---> [-'''Wei Wuxian, in his mind''': ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''-]

to:

---> [-'''Wei --> '''Wei Wuxian, in his mind''': ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!''-]spirits?!''



---> [-Wei Wuxian: “I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at [=HanGuang=]-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!”-]

to:

---> [-Wei Wuxian: “I ''''Wei Wuxian:''' I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at [=HanGuang=]-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!”-]bathing!



--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': “Get off.”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “No.”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': *thousand-yard stare* “… Get off.”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “No. If you allowed me to sleep here, you should have known that something like this would happen.”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': “Are you sure that this is what you want?”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
---> [-'''For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.'''-]

to:

--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': “Get off.”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “No.”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': *thousand-yard stare* “…
--->'''Lan Wangji:''' Get off.”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “No.
off.
--->'''Wei Wuxian:''' No.
--->'''Lan Wangji:''' (ThousandYardStare) ... Get off.
--->'''Wei Wuxian:''' No.
If you allowed me to sleep here, you should have known that something like this would happen.”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''': “Are
happen.
--->'''Lan Wangji:''' Are
you sure that this is what you want?”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
want?
--->'''Wei Wuxian:''': ...
---> [-'''For For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.'''-]



---> [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Then stay like this for the whole night.”-]

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---> [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Then ----> '''Lan Wangji:''' Then stay like this for the whole night.”-]



---> Wei Wuxian: "It’s Emperor’s Smile! If I share a jar with you, can you pretend that you never saw me?"
---> Lan Wangji: "… Alcohol is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses. That’s a worse crime."
---> Wei Wuxian: "Okay, if alcohol is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, then I won’t go in. I’ll drink it standing on the wall. That wouldn’t count as violating the rules, would it?"

to:

---> Wei Wuxian: "It’s --> '''Wei Wuxian:''' It’s Emperor’s Smile! If I share a jar with you, can you pretend that you never saw me?"
---> Lan Wangji: "…
me?
--> '''Lan Wangji:''' ...
Alcohol is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses. That’s a worse crime."
---> Wei Wuxian:
crime.
--> '''Wei Wuxian:'''
"Okay, if alcohol is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, then I won’t go in. I’ll drink it standing on the wall. That wouldn’t count as violating the rules, would it?"



---> [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”-]

to:

---> [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “What '''Wei Wuxian:''' What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”-]



[[AC: Arc 12 - Second siege of Luanzang Hill]]

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[[AC: Arc 12 - Second siege Siege of Luanzang Hill]]



---> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]-]
---> [-[[spoiler: '''Lan Wangji''': Cannot.]]-]

to:

---> --> [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]-]
---> --> [-[[spoiler: '''Lan Wangji''': Cannot.]]-]



* Extra 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrvnt0uemY "Escape"]]. After being able to leave the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian tries to repeatedly escape from Lan Wangji on their way to locate the rest of the dismembered body. Here be the 12th escape attempt recorded.

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* Extra 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrvnt0uemY "Escape"]]. After being able to leave the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian tries to repeatedly escape from Lan Wangji on their way to locate the rest of the dismembered body. Here be the 12th escape attempt recorded.recorded.
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* So far, Wei Wuxian.

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* So far, The depiction of Wei Wuxian.Wuxian hugging a donkey (to prevent himself from being dragged into the Cloud Recesses the first time around).

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* Extra 1, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBkWLpnQG8 "No"]]. The sheer range of expressions that Lan Wangji can expressed with one 'no' is telling.
* Extra 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrvnt0uemY "Escape"]]. After being able to leave the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian tries to repeatedly escape from Lan Wangji on their way to locate the rest of the dismembered body. Here be the 12th escape attempt recorded.
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--> "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."

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* The text on Wei Wuxian running wild:
--> "In [-"In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."
"-]



---> Wei Wuxian: “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”

to:

---> Wei Wuxian: [-'''Wei Wuxian''': “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”-]



* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'', right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]

to:

* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'', ''temple'' and right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together right after...]]



* Extra 2: The Incense Burner (two parts)
** First half: The main pair find an incense burner which allows them to share dreams. The first dream, the shameless Wei Wuxian's, is a comparatively normal fantasy of their life together in seclusion. The second dream gets more interesting [[spoiler: because it's TheStoic Lan Wangji's, featuring the younger versions of themselves in the Lan sect's library in a fight which ends in sex. And he did extra work on the dream details!]]
** Second half: Dream-sharing continues. Besides Wei Wuxian finding another inappropriate use for Bichen (Lan Wangji's sword), there's also Wei Wuxian teasing the young Lan Wangji (in his dreams), as well as a repeat of their first/second meeting in their youth, complete with NSFW aforementioned inappropriate use of Bichen.



* So far, Wei Wuxian's RunningCommentary.

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* So far, Wei Wuxian's RunningCommentary.Wuxian.

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** The prose [[PurpleProse ''never lets up a chance'']] to mention [[EvenTheGuysWantHim how handsome/immortal-like/glamourous Lan Wangji is]] every time he's reintroduced back to the plot.
* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter because Wei Wuxian is number four,]] [[GreenEyedMonster and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died'']].

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** The prose [[PurpleProse ''never ''[[PurpleProse never lets up a chance'']] chance]]'' to mention [[EvenTheGuysWantHim how handsome/immortal-like/glamourous [[{{Biseinen}} handsome]]/[[TheBeautifulElite immortal-like]]/[[EvenTheGuysWantHim glamourous Lan Wangji is]] every time is]]. This continues ''every time'' he's reintroduced back to the plot.
* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody dares to mentions this in earshot [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter because Wei Wuxian is number four,]] [[GreenEyedMonster and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died'']].



--> Lan Wangji: “Mark your words.”
--> Wei Wuxian: “Hmm?”
--> Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else): “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”
--> Wei Wuxian: “…”
--> Wei Wuxian: “…Huh?”

to:

--> Lan Wangji: [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Mark your words.
”-]
--> Wei Wuxian: “Hmm?”
[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “Hmm?”-]
--> Lan [-'''Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else): else)''': “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.
”-]
--> Wei Wuxian: “…”
[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
--> Wei Wuxian: “…Huh?”
[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…Huh?”-]



---> Lan Wangji: “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.”
---> Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.

to:

---> Lan Wangji: [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.
”-]
---> Wei [-'''Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.-]



---> Wei Wuxian, in his mind: Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!

to:

---> Wei [-'''Wei Wuxian, in his mind: Good mind''': ''Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!spirits?!''-]



---> Wei Wuxian: “I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at HanGuang-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!”
** The third and final attempt involved Wei Wuxian ambushing Lan Wangji... in bed... to try and steal the exit pass. The following exchange occurs:
--->Lan Wangji: “Get off.”
--->Wei Wuxian: “No.”
--->Lan Wangji: *thousand-yard stare* “… Get off.”
--->Wei Wuxian: “No. If you allowed me to sleep here, you should have known that something like this would happen.”
--->Lan Wangji: “Are you sure that this is what you want?”
--->Wei Wuxian: “…”
--> For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.

to:

---> Wei [-Wei Wuxian: “I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at HanGuang-Jun [=HanGuang=]-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!”
bathing!”-]
** The third and final attempt involved Wei Wuxian ambushing Lan Wangji... in bed... Wangji ''in bed'' to try and steal the exit pass. The following exchange occurs:
--->Lan Wangji: --->[-'''Lan Wangji''': “Get off.
--->Wei Wuxian:
”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''':
“No.
--->Lan Wangji:
”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''':
*thousand-yard stare* “… Get off.
--->Wei Wuxian:
”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''':
“No. If you allowed me to sleep here, you should have known that something like this would happen.
--->Lan Wangji:
”-]
--->[-'''Lan Wangji''':
“Are you sure that this is what you want?”
--->Wei Wuxian: “…”
--> For
want?”-]
--->[-'''Wei Wuxian''': “…”-]
---> [-'''For
some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.'''-]



---> Lan Wangji: “Then stay like this for the whole night.”

* The Lan Sect has a precise schedule of sleeping at nine in the evening and rising at five in the morning. This would become a constant reminder later...

to:

---> Lan Wangji: [-'''Lan Wangji''': “Then stay like this for the whole night.

”-]

* The Lan Sect has a precise schedule of sleeping at nine in the evening and rising at five in the morning. This would become morning - very accurate and systematic. Wei Wuxian has a constant reminder habit of sleeping at one and waking at nine - equally systematic, but four hours later...




to:

* Wei Wuxian riles up Lan Qiren in order to get a GetOutOfJailFreeCard and skip class.
* The first description of the (then) three thousand rules of the Lan sect, [[{{Doorstopper}} compiled into a book of two sections]]. Copying it ''once'' (by hand, mind) would make the copier ''ascend to the heavens''.



* Wei Wuxian switched his tactics from trying to escape Lan Wangji, to annoying Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji's newfound tolerance has Wei Wuxian stumped, to the point where he suspects that [[HoYay Lan Wangji and Mo Xuanyu (the body's original owner) has some torrid affair going on]]. Wei Wuxian is, of course, ObliviousToLove and the fact that Lan Wangji pays for everything they eat out and use on their trip like an indulgent husband.

to:

* Wei Wuxian switched his tactics from trying to escape Lan Wangji, to annoying Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji's newfound tolerance has Wei Wuxian stumped, to the point where he suspects that [[HoYay Lan Wangji and Mo Xuanyu (the body's original owner) has some torrid affair going on]]. on]].
**
Wei Wuxian is, of course, ObliviousToLove and [[{{Foreshadowing}} the fact that Lan Wangji pays for everything they eat out and use on their trip like an indulgent husband.trip...]]



** The pair meet Jin Ling - again, following Arc 2 - and Jin Ling has a dog, which causes Wei Wuxian to flee in terror and climb up onto Lan Wangji (like a tree). Then ''Jin Ling'' flees in terror from Lan Wangji because Lan Wangji had punished him once with the Lan clan's Silence Spell and he did not want another punishment.

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** The pair meet Jin Ling - again, following Arc 2 - and Jin Ling has a dog, which causes Wei Wuxian to flee in terror and climb up onto Lan Wangji (like a tree). Then ''Jin Ling'' flees in terror from Lan Wangji Wangji, because Lan Wangji had punished him once with the Lan clan's Silence Spell before and he did not want another punishment.




to:

* The use of the magic sword Bichen... to cut the pants off corpses. And strip them off. Before the Nie ancestral hall. The Nie ancestors were definitely rolling in their graves there...



* Every time that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji gets drunk. This being only the first time.]]

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* Every time that [[spoiler: The first (on-screen) time Lan Wangji gets drunk. This being He slams a mind-controlled zombie-like Wen Ning away, and confiscates Wei Wuxian's flute before Wei Wuxian persuades him to go back to their shared inn room. Lan Wangji then proceeds to drink the water used for washing one's face by dunking his whole head into the water, forcing Wei Wuxian to intervene. Wei Wuxian decides to play InVinoVeritas and interrogate Lan Wangji only to receive expressive yet monosyllabic replies, before Lan Wangji's ClockKing body clock steps in, and the first time.drunk pulls Wei Wuxian into bed with him, and when Wei Wuxian protests, attempts to remove Wei Wuxian's clothes.]]
* The aftermath of said drunken ramble can be funny too, if one is into misunderstandings...



* Lan Wangji [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Wen Ning makes two more human-shaped pits, before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].

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* Lan Wangji [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. drunk for the second time in the plot. Wen Ning makes two more [[ImpactSilhouette human-shaped pits, pits in the ground]], before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].



* A wild story supposedly involving Wei Wuxian trying to look at the true face of a flower fairy in a garden. He'd stand on the garden wall and loudly recite a poem wrongly, getting himself thrown out ten to twenty times before the flower fairy personally came out to chuck him away. He got what he wanted, but now whenever the fairy sees him in the region, she'd create [[PetalPower a storm of flower petals]] just for Wei Wuxian, an event even stranger than strange events.




to:

* It is confirmed that Mo Xuanyu [[spoiler: is the illegitimate son of Jin Guangshan]], and was chased out of Koi Tower supposedly for making overtures on the married [[SiblingIncest Jin Guangyao, his half-brother]]. In order to keep the cover story, Wei Wuxian fibs that he (Mo Xuanyu) has moved on to another person: ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} Lan Wangji]]''.



---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: Cannot.]]
---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.]]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: *smile* Cannot.]]

to:

---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]
that?]]-]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: [-[[spoiler: '''Lan Wangji''': Cannot.]]
]]-]
---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: [-[[spoiler:'''Wei Wuxian''': How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.]]
]]-]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: [-[[spoiler:'''Lan Wangji''': *smile* Cannot.]]]]-]



* Extra 2: The Incense Burner

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* Extra 2: The Incense BurnerBurner (two parts)



* Extra 4: Taking The Door

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* Extra 4: Taking The DoorDoor (3 parts)



** Lan Wangji's version of good advice to keep zombies out: "Change your door bolt."

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** Lan Wangji's version of good advice to keep zombies out: [[BoringButPractical "Change your door bolt.""]]



** Wei Wuxian's "Cannot" ("不可以。"), now spoken in the exact same tone as Lan Wangji.
** TheReveal that... Lan Wangji keeps marking papers with Wei Wuxian in his lap. In front of their adopted son.



** The Twin Jades of Lan practicing their handstands. Then one of the two rabbits Lan Wangji keeps crawled up to him and started to pester him.

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** The Twin Jades of Lan practicing their handstands. handstands (for copying and extra arm muscle power). Then one of the two rabbits Lan Wangji keeps crawled up to him Lan Wangji and started to pester him.

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* Nie Huaisang. "I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know!!!"

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* Nie Huaisang. Huaisang: "I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know!!!"



* Lan Zhan [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Wen Ning makes two more human-shaped pits, before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].

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* Lan Zhan Wangji [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Wen Ning makes two more human-shaped pits, before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].




to:

* Wei Wuxian describing Jin Guangyao as having a "cheap face" - not handsome enough for people to be jealous of him, but not ugly enough to offend people either.



** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the finall barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at ''Lan Wangji''. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.

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** Lan Wangji's version of good advice to keep zombies out: "Change your door bolt."
** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the finall barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at [[HappilyMarried ''Lan Wangji''.Wangji'']]. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.




to:

** And the result: in order for the ghost to be exorcised, it needs to keep yelling out as much as possible. Since most cultivators only act when there is a threat to human life, the ghost kept yelling at night, keeping up the house's occupants... for a month.




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** The Twin Jades of Lan practicing their handstands. Then one of the two rabbits Lan Wangji keeps crawled up to him and started to pester him.



** The pair go on a date, and play ring-toss where you get whatever you hook with the three rings. Wei Wuxian wins a porcelain tortoise. Lan Wangji wins a stuffed donkey. Lan Wangji then uses the last ring to hook [[SickeninglySweethearts Wei Wuxian]].

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** The pair go on a date, and play ring-toss where you get whatever you hook with the three rings. Wei Wuxian wins a porcelain tortoise. Lan Wangji wins a stuffed donkey. [[SickeninglySweethearts Lan Wangji then uses the last ring to hook [[SickeninglySweethearts Wei Wuxian]].



* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian.

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* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian.Wuxian.
* So far, Wei Wuxian's RunningCommentary.
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* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this because Wei Wuxian is number four, and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died''.

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* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter because Wei Wuxian is number four, four,]] [[GreenEyedMonster and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died''.''died'']].
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* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this because Wei Wuxian is number five, and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died''.

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* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this because Wei Wuxian is number five, four, and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died''.

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** The prose ''never lets up a chance'' to mention [[EvenTheGuysWantHim how handsome/immortal-like/glamourous Lan Wangji is]] every time he's reintroduced back to the plot.

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** The prose [[PurpleProse ''never lets up a chance'' chance'']] to mention [[EvenTheGuysWantHim how handsome/immortal-like/glamourous Lan Wangji is]] every time he's reintroduced back to the plot.plot.
* Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian's martial junior (''shidi'') is number five on the list of gentlemen cultivators. Nobody mentions this because Wei Wuxian is number five, and Jiang Cheng never managed to surpass Wei Wuxian even before or after the latter ''died''.




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* Jiang Cheng catches (what he suspects, and actually is) Wei Wuxian. To keep Wei Wuxian in place, he uses [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment the dog]].




* Every time that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji gets drunk.]]

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\n* Every time that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji gets drunk. This being only the first time.]]




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* [[spoiler: “I just thought, if I have to [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce eat]] [[MasochistsMeal this (Wei Wuxian's cooking)]] everyday, I choose to die.”]]



* Lan Zhan [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Before a bunch of juniors]].

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* Lan Zhan [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Before Wen Ning makes two more human-shaped pits, before Lan Wangji ties up Wei Wuxian's hands and drag him to show off before a bunch of juniors]].juniors]].
** Poor Lan Jingyi's chicken...




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* Wei Wuxian's defence of how he could not have kidnapped several junior disciples: everyone knows that he has no money, and Lan Wangji is holding his purse strings.
---> Lan Sizhui: "I knew it was like this! I knew Elder (Wei Wuxian) is really very poor!"
---> Wei Wuxian: "..."



* [[spoiler: The third and last of Lan Wangji's (recorded) drunken escapade, involving theft of fowls, vandalism, and a wild night.]]



* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'', right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together and leave their (adopted) son right after...]]

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* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'', right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together and leave their (adopted) son right after...]]
* The following exchange:
---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: Just now, the bit about sleeping with you everyday, can you pretend that you didn't hear that?]]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: Cannot.]]
---> [[spoiler:Wei Wuxian: How can you be like this? You didn't reject any of my proposals before.]]
---> [[spoiler:Lan Wangji: *smile* Cannot.]]
* "Everyday is everyday." ("天天就是天天.")



** The Lan family banquet, according to Wei Wuxian, is ''more depressing than a funeral''. The first course starts off with medicinal soup of which one spoon nearly causes Wei Wuxian to retch. Then, when he turns his head, the bowl is mysteriously empty.
--> Wei Wuxian: ???

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** Wei Wuxian's mouth moves faster than his brain in [[PowerPerversionPotential thinking up bedroom games]]:
---> Wei Wuxian: Can you do me upside down?
---> Lan Wangji: Try.
---> Wei Wuxian: Hahahahahaha... what d'you say?
---> Lan Wangji: Try, tonight.
---> Wei Wuxian: ...

** The Lan family banquet, according to Wei Wuxian, is ''more depressing than a funeral''. The first course starts off with medicinal soup of which one spoon nearly causes Wei Wuxian to retch. Then, after when he turns his head, the bowl is mysteriously empty.
--> ---> Wei Wuxian: ???



** Second half: Dream-sharing continues. Wei Wuxian finds another inappropriate use for Bichen (Lan Wangji's sword).

* Extra 4: Taking The Door

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** Second half: Dream-sharing continues. Besides Wei Wuxian finds finding another inappropriate use for Bichen (Lan Wangji's sword).

sword), there's also Wei Wuxian teasing the young Lan Wangji (in his dreams), as well as a repeat of their first/second meeting in their youth, complete with NSFW aforementioned inappropriate use of Bichen.

* Extra 4: 4: Taking The Door




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** A client found the couple for a case of a vengeful corpse coming after him. The corpse already got through two of the natural defences that houses have against non-human entities, and the finall barrier is the bedroom door. A (virgin) boy is needed to guard the final door, while Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji looks after the client inside. Lan Sizhui - who had been dragged out alone for this extra training - is nominated as the boy. Then the client asks 'why can't it be him?' - while pointing at ''Lan Wangji''. Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he nearly hit the floor.
---> Wei Wuxian: "No! Han Guang-Jun, you have a cheating face!"



* Extra 6: Recollection
** The fact that Wei Wuxian claims that scorched watermelon skins would taste better than the food served at the Cloud Recesses.

* Extra 7: Yunmeng
** The pair go on a date, and play ring-toss where you get whatever you hook with the three rings. Wei Wuxian wins a porcelain tortoise. Lan Wangji wins a stuffed donkey. Lan Wangji then uses the last ring to hook [[SickeninglySweethearts Wei Wuxian]].
*** The tortoise ends up on Lan Wangji's desk in the Cloud Recesses classroom. Nobody dares to ask why was it there.



* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian sticking his tongue out while hiding behind Sizhui.

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[[caption-width-right:266: Chibi [[FanNickname Wi-Fi]]]]
* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian sticking his tongue out while hiding behind Sizhui.Wuxian.

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[[AC: Arc 1]]

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[[AC: Arc 1]]1 - Mo Family Village]]



* --> "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."

[[AC: Arc 2]]

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* --> "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."

[[AC: Arc 2]]2 - Dafan Mountain]]



--> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."

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--> ----> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."



--> "Although all of the clans in the cultivation world used extravagant words to describe the GusuLan Sect’s uniform as the best looking uniform, and [Lan Wangji] as a an incomparable beauty who only appeared once in a blue moon, nothing could help his bitter facial expression, as if his wife had passed away."

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--> "Although all of the clans in the cultivation world used extravagant words to describe the GusuLan Gusu Lan Sect’s uniform as the best looking uniform, and [Lan Wangji] as a an incomparable beauty who only appeared once in a blue moon, nothing could help his bitter facial expression, as if his wife had passed away.""
** The prose ''never lets up a chance'' to mention [[EvenTheGuysWantHim how handsome/immortal-like/glamourous Lan Wangji is]] every time he's reintroduced back to the plot.



[[AC: Arc 3]]

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[[AC: Arc 3]]3 - Cloud Recesses]]



[[AC: Arc 4]]

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[[AC: Arc 4]]4 - Recollection Part 1, Cloud Recesses]]



[[AC: Arc 5]]

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[[AC: Arc 5]]5 - Bu Jing Shi]]



---> Wei Wuxian: “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s HanGuang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”

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---> Wei Wuxian: “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s HanGuang-Jun Han Guang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”



* Wei Wuxian switched his tactics from trying to escape Lan Wangji, to annoying Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji's newfound tolerance has Wei Wuxian stumped, to the point where he suspects that [[HoYay Lan Wangji and Mo Xuanyu (the body's original owner) has some torrid affair going on]]. Wei Wuxian is, of course, ObliviousToLove and the fact that Lan Wangji pays for everything they eat out and use on their trip like an indulgent husband.




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** The pair meet Jin Ling - again, following Arc 2 - and Jin Ling has a dog, which causes Wei Wuxian to flee in terror and climb up onto Lan Wangji (like a tree). Then ''Jin Ling'' flees in terror from Lan Wangji because Lan Wangji had punished him once with the Lan clan's Silence Spell and he did not want another punishment.
*** The dog is named Fairy (仙子)!!!
* Nie Huaisang. "I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know!!!"

[[AC: Arc 6 - Yueyang, The Chang clan massacre]]

* Every time that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji gets drunk.]]

[[AC: Arc 7 - Shudong, Yi City Arc]]
* AKA The Yiling Patriarch and Han Guang-Jun class trip, with corpses!

[[AC: Arc 8 - Tanzhou, Piecing Together (Most of) the Body]]
* Lan Zhan [[spoiler: gets drunk... again. Before a bunch of juniors]].
* Wei Wuxian [[spoiler: panics when he finds out the meaning of the Lan Sect's forehead ribbon. The ribbon cannot be taken off just by anybody, only by the wearer and the person that the wearer loves. Wei Wuxian stole Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon in their youth and was nearly beaten up for it...]]

[[AC: Arc 9 - Jinlin Tower]]

[[AC: Arc 10 - Escape]]

[[AC: Arc 11 - Recollection, Qishan]]

[[AC: Arc 12 - Second siege of Luanzang Hill]]

[[AC: Arc 13 - Recollection, Baifeng Mountain, Buyetian]]

[[AC: Arc 14 - Yunmeng]]

[[AC: Arc 15 - Yunping City, Guanyin Temple]]
* [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian could never confess normally, could he...]]
---> [[spoiler: Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Han Guang-Jun! I, just now, I really wanted to go to bed (have sex) with you! (“蓝湛!蓝忘机!含光君!我,我刚才,是真心想跟你上床的!”)]]
* Ignoring the fact that [[spoiler: 1. they're being held hostage under armed guard without access to spiritual energy, and 2. they're in a Buddhist ''temple'', right in front of Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji's older brother]], Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji immediately become SickeninglySweethearts. Wei Wuxian sits on Lan Wangji's lap, BattleCouple, [[spoiler: they even elope together and leave their (adopted) son right after...]]

[[AC: Arc 15 - Epilogue, Guangling]]
*The revelation that [[spoiler: Lan Wangji stole the scented pouch that a girl gave to Wei Wuxian,and used it as his money pouch all along.]]
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The whole book itself is a roller coaster of funny moments, but some still stand out.

!! Book

[[AC: Arc 1]]
* Wei Wuxian calls the Lan sect's (all-white) uniform as ''mourning clothes''.
* --> "In terms of running wild, Wei Wu Xian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run wild, he would have to keep his status in mind, but now, he was a lunatic anyways, which meant that he could do whatever he wanted to, whichever way he wanted."

[[AC: Arc 2]]
* The donkey that Wei Wuxian picked up near the end of the first arc:
--> "Although it was only a donkey, it would exclusively eat fresh, young grass with dewdrops still hanging off them. If the tip of the grass had a streak of yellow, it wouldn’t eat it...If it didn’t eat high-quality food, it wouldn’t budge, and it’d lose its temper and kick around."
** And it would continue to be a pain in the neck of whoever was unlucky enough to end up with it, throughout the whole book.
* Lan Wangji's first appearance in the novel, as opposed to merely being referenced:
--> "Although all of the clans in the cultivation world used extravagant words to describe the GusuLan Sect’s uniform as the best looking uniform, and [Lan Wangji] as a an incomparable beauty who only appeared once in a blue moon, nothing could help his bitter facial expression, as if his wife had passed away."
* Wei Wuxian tries to disgust Jiang Cheng to distract him from suspecting that Wei Wuxian's current body (because he came back from the dead by being offered the summoner's body through a dark rite) does not hold its original occupant by claiming (sexual) attraction to Lan Wangji.
--> Lan Wangji: “Mark your words.”
--> Wei Wuxian: “Hmm?”
--> Lan Wangji, to Jiang Cheng (and everyone else): “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”
--> Wei Wuxian: “…”
--> Wei Wuxian: “…Huh?”

[[AC: Arc 3]]
* We cut immediately to the Lan Sect headquarters, the Cloud Recesses. Outside it, Wei Wuxian is making a ruckus to avoid being dragged inside against his will.
---> Lan Wangji: “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.”
---> Wei Wuxian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.
* Lan Xichen, leader of the Lan sect and Lan Wangji's elder brother, can divine his brother's mood by looking at the latter. Keep in mind that at no point in the text was there any change in Lan Wangji's face.
---> Wei Wuxian, in his mind: Good spirits? How could he [Lan Xichen] tell that he [Lan Wangji] was in good spirits?!
* Wei Wuxian's increasingly ridiculous attempts to find an exit pass and escape the Cloud Recesses.
** It starts with him investigating Lan Wangji's bedroom, where he finds the wine that Lan Wangji hid under the floorboards [[spoiler: in a sad attempt to commemorate Wei Wuxian while the latter was deceased]].
** Second attempt:
---> Wei Wuxian: “I didn’t see! I didn’t see anything! I’m definitely not here to peep at HanGuang-Jun [Lan Wangji] bathing!”
** The third and final attempt involved Wei Wuxian ambushing Lan Wangji... in bed... to try and steal the exit pass. The following exchange occurs:
--->Lan Wangji: “Get off.”
--->Wei Wuxian: “No.”
--->Lan Wangji: *thousand-yard stare* “… Get off.”
--->Wei Wuxian: “No. If you allowed me to sleep here, you should have known that something like this would happen.”
--->Lan Wangji: “Are you sure that this is what you want?”
--->Wei Wuxian: “…”
--> For some reason, Wei Wu Xian felt that he should carefully consider his reply.
*** Then Lan Wangji uses a spell to freeze Wei Wuxian atop his body, and went back to sleep.
---> Lan Wangji: “Then stay like this for the whole night.”

* The Lan Sect has a precise schedule of sleeping at nine in the evening and rising at five in the morning. This would become a constant reminder later...

[[AC: Arc 4]]
* A recollection of their past, and how they met: Wei Wuxian evaded the curfew at the Cloud Recesses (where he had been sent on a study program) to buy two jars of Gusu's famous wine Emperor's Smile. On his way back while jumping over the wall, he was caught red-handed by Lan Wangji.
---> Wei Wuxian: "It’s Emperor’s Smile! If I share a jar with you, can you pretend that you never saw me?"
---> Lan Wangji: "… Alcohol is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses. That’s a worse crime."
---> Wei Wuxian: "Okay, if alcohol is prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, then I won’t go in. I’ll drink it standing on the wall. That wouldn’t count as violating the rules, would it?"
** So they fought, breaking a jar in the process.

[[AC: Arc 5]]
* The morning after... and the wake-up call.
---> Wei Wuxian: “What is wrong? I got done by your sect’s HanGuang-Jun [Lan Wangji].”
* The revelation that Lan Wangji loves rabbits. Just the image of him holding a rabbit with a straight face will cause many readers to roll in laughter.
* The fearsome [=YiLing=] Patriarch... [[spoiler: is afraid of dogs.]]

[[AC: The Extra Chapters]]
* Extra 1: The Banquet.
** We finally see the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment upside-down copying]]!
** The Lan family banquet, according to Wei Wuxian, is ''more depressing than a funeral''. The first course starts off with medicinal soup of which one spoon nearly causes Wei Wuxian to retch. Then, when he turns his head, the bowl is mysteriously empty.
--> Wei Wuxian: ???
** In order to guard against Wei Wuxian (because Wei Wuxian was that troublemaking student who's a bad influence on every other student in school, and seduced the honour student Lan Wangji), the Lan family elder Lan Qiren (who, on top of being Lan Wangji's uncle, was also their teacher in school) made all the younger-generation Lan disciples stay away from Wei Wuxian [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment on threat of copying the entire set of Lan sect rules upside-down]].

* Extra 2: The Incense Burner
** First half: The main pair find an incense burner which allows them to share dreams. The first dream, the shameless Wei Wuxian's, is a comparatively normal fantasy of their life together in seclusion. The second dream gets more interesting [[spoiler: because it's TheStoic Lan Wangji's, featuring the younger versions of themselves in the Lan sect's library in a fight which ends in sex. And he did extra work on the dream details!]]
** Second half: Dream-sharing continues. Wei Wuxian finds another inappropriate use for Bichen (Lan Wangji's sword).

* Extra 4: Taking The Door
** More like, the couple goes on holiday and drag their (adopted) son along for extra training by the side.

* Extra 5: Iron Hook
** Also known as: The Yiling Patriarch's Night-Hunting Supplementary Class.

!! The Manhua
* The chibi version of Wei Wuxian sticking his tongue out while hiding behind Sizhui.

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