History Funny / MetalGearSolid

--->'''Naomi:''' Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me.
--->'''Snake (smirking):''' I'll hold you to that, doctor.

** Not to mention Otacon [[BringMyBrownPants pissing himself]] earlier.

* Liquid gets few (intentionally) humorous moments, but this one referring to his ally Gurlokovich is pretty amusing. He just sounds so disdainful.
-->'''Liquid:''' Gurlokovich is no soldier! He's a...''politician!''

* After escaping the gas room, and before confronting Liquid at the Metal Gear Rex (before the cutscene starts), get out your sniper rifle and shoot at Liquid's head. Liquid responds by rubbing his face, as if scratching an itch. [[MadeOfIron Of course, this fits with Liquid's ability to absorb a ridiculous amount of damage]]. [[note]]This only works in the [=PS1=] version. The ''Twin Snakes'' has the cutscene begin as soon as Snake escapes the gas room.[[/note]]

*** Even funnier when you remember that in both [=MGS2=] and [=MGS3=], the latter taking place decades ''before'' this one, he was spinning a gun around with his left hand without an issue in most of his appearances, so this was a legit clumsy moment from Ocelot.

* While in jail, you could do anything you can think of to annoy the guard. "Shut up in there, will ya!!!"
** Also, "(What) the hell are you doing?"

** Ocelot also does a [[NoFourthWall Fourth Wall banger]] to the player during the interrogation stage. ''The Twin Snakes'' had Ocelot specifically point to the camera during this, to add to it.
--->'''Ocelot:''' [[NoFairCheating Don't even think of using autofire... I'll know.]]
** Ocelot dropping his revolver while trying to twirl it with his left hand in ''The Twin Snakes''. Especially with how he [[OhCrap just stares at Snake for a second]] before picking it back up.

* In the [=PS1=] version, when Snake sees Liquid walking towards him and Meryl/Otacon while they're trapped under the Jeep, and just mutters "Uh-oh", as if this isn't the ''very worst thing that could possibly happen''.

** Not to mention Otacon [[BringMyBrownPants pissing himself]] earlier. ''Twice''.
* Near the end of their conversation Snake suddenly asks Otacon if he's feeling well. Otacon is confused by his sudden concern, and Snake awkwardly explains he's just nervous because the last two people he rescued suddenly died in front of him.
* If you call Snake's codec team after interacting with Johnny, you'll hear Snake talk with a cold. The original even has Snake sound very, very bunged up.

* If you call Miller while on a noisy floor, he'll give the player advice for sneaking around in real life. In a nice riff on the [=PlayStation=]'s lack of finer analog stick control, Snake then remarks, flustered, that he literally ''can't'' do what Miller advised (''Twin Snakes'' omits this bit and simply has Snake acknowledge the advice, referencing the [=GameCube=]'s improved control stick tech and Snake's ability to walk slowly). Then Miller suggests that Snake put his socks over his shoes - or just crawl.

* Vulcan Raven suddenly bringing up the Eskimo-Indian Olympics during his pre-fight taunts, with Snake sarcastically quipping that he must be really good at the muktuk eating contest. Raven ''confirms this'' with the same gravity he uses in the rest of the conversation. You are now picturing Vulcan Raven at the Eskimo equivalent of a pie-eating contest (except you are eating a raw slab of whale skin and blubber). TTS changed Snake's quip into a belief that Raven excelled at the "Stick Pull" and "Four Man Carry" events.
** Raven immediately afterward compares the upcoming fight to an ear pulling contest. [[AluminumChristmasTrees Which happens to be a very real event in said olympics.]] For that matter, so's the muktuk eating contest.

* Calling Nastasha while having weapons and gear equipped will have her give you some helpful information about them. Call her while you're hiding in a cardboard box, and she'll give a much longer and ludicrously well-detailed spiel about corrugated cardboard's history, construction, and its many practical applications, [[TheComicallySerious all with a completely straight face]]. Additionally, calling her while smoking leads to one of the few times someone talks with Snake about cigarettes while not rebuking him for smoking (take a good look at the smoke Nastasha's equipped with). Apparently compared to the dangers of nuclear...anything, Nastasha just sees smoking as the lesser of two evils.

'''Snake''': [[DeadpanSnarker I hope everyone is enjoying a live broadcast?]]

* In the scene before the torture mini game, Sniper Wolf in the remake tries to seduce Solid Snake by caressing his body, only to get frustrated that he isn't reacting. Not a moment later, Ocelot leans in expecting a kiss from Wolf, which grosses her out and she storms out of the room.
* If you fail to follow Meryl's footsteps across the small minefield, and set off a mine, Meryl will shrug her arms as if to say, "Well, I tried."

* In the Briefing videos, Snake is annoyed that he was stripped naked to make sure he didn't have any weapons. When he mentions it over CODEC, Naomi flirts with him for some reason (which becomes ''very'' ironic [[TheMole later]]).