History Funny / LiveALive

* After entering the Crystal Saloon for the first time, one of the first things you can do is walk into Annie's room [[NakedFirstImpression while she's changing]].

--> '''Oersted:''' ''(when afflicted with a status effect)'' "What trickery is this?!"

* Whenever fighting Crusaders, Akira makes use of Teleport, which is like Fleeing but sometimes sending him back to the Orphanage. At one point he either ends up in the kitchen sink or the bath tub. One instance might even have him appear in the tub while Taeko is washing herself naked.

* Zaki's weapon of choice is a lizard acting as a makeshift codpiece.

** In contrast, her Sing Hurt actually sounds beautiful but hurts all enemies in its field of effect. in other words, in this time period, poor singing is art while beautiful singing is garbage.

* O. Dio's Gatling Barrage was one of the most infamous attacks in the Super Famicom original, being the only enemy technique likely to hit the damage cap; the tradeoff is that he can only fire it at diagonals, leaving him a sitting duck if Sundown and Mad Dog corner him at his sides. The remake, in one of its few mechanical changes, lets Gatling Barrage target cardinal directions too, seemingly just to trip up veterans. Needless to say, many stories have cropped up of fans of the original playing the remake and attempting their old strategy, only to see Sundown/Mad Dog get instantly turned into swiss cheese.
* After defeating Dio, it's revealed that he was actually a horse possessed by malevolence this entire time. Mad Dog's reaction sells it.

-->'''Great Aja:''' [[IncomingHam Well if it isn't the]] [[PrecisionFStrike mother***]] [[IncomingHam himself!]]

--->'''Lucretius:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You jest, most surely!]] And if not, oh dear...

-->'''Great Aja:''' [[IncomingHam Well if it isn't the]] [[PrecisionFStrike mother***]] [[IncomingHam himself!]]

* Zaku’s weapon of choice is a lizard acting as a makeshift codpiece.

* Talking to Lucretius for some information after his fight has him tell you about the several Trials that are in Lucrece, but refuses to tell you exactly where they are since that would eschew any effort in finding them. He then tells you that if you're really struggling after searching on your own, [[BreakingTheFourthWall you can go read a strategy guide]].

* In the Archon's Roost, the Warudark enemies (souped-up versions of the Liquid Human W-1 from Akira’s chapter) have a chance to drop [[MoodWhiplash Taeko’s Panties]].

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your final character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]] and because Cube is just too ''cute'' to be fought.

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your final character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]] and because Cube is just to ''cute'' to be fought.

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your final character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]].

** As scary as the Death Prophet is, even he has his weakness. Attacking him from the back on a diagonal will cause him to freak out and let out a BigNo as he uses a counter called "Not the Tail". Not only does it barely do any damage, it somehow mortally wounds the Death Prophet, a {{Superboss}}, in the process.

* After going through the whole process of activating the secret elevator to Steel Titan, you can pull the five levers in the cockpit. From left-to-right, the first one [[AnvilOnHead throws a kettle at Akira's head]], the second one turns the lights off, the third one spins Akira around in the driver's seat, the fourth one [[AshFace causes an explosion to go off in Akira's face]], and the fifth one just makes a Ding-Dong! noise.

* When Beru gets kidnapped after the trio are exiled, Pogo gestures Gori to try to knock down the hidden passage since his weaker rams failed. Gori has [[ForTheLulz a more trolly idea]] though that still gets the job done: a FastballSpecial.

* When Bru gets kidnapped after the trio are exiled, Pogo gestures Gori to try to knock down the hidden passage since his weaker rams failed. Gori has [[ForTheLulz a more trolly idea]] though that still gets the job done: a FastballSpecial.

* After beating the T. Rex Pogo takes Beru into his room and kicks Gori out. Moments later, the screen goes slightly ''pink'' and Pogo can be heard screaming: "Aieee!!!". [[SexyDiscretionShot One has to wonder what he was doing with Beru…]] Meanwhile, Gori gets pulled by his harem into the neighbouring room.

* The Cola Bottle. It's a ridiculously-busted battle item/accessory which launches a plethora of lizards at the target, often dealing [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 999]] damage in one use. The official localisation even calls the move when using it in battle "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fast Fast Die]]".

** After the pitfall, Pogo jumps over the hole, then looks to Gori and expect him to do the same thing. Instead, he pulls a classic comedy trope by walking back the way the duo came from and then ''reappearing on the opposite side''. Pogo makes no surprise or reaction to this, and this is done ''every time you jump over the same pit hole''.

* The Cola Bottle. It's a ridiculously-busted battle item which launches a plethora of lizards at the target, often dealing [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 999]] damage in one use. The official localisation even calls it "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fast Fast Die]]".

** After beating the T. Rex Pogo takes Beru into his room and kicks Gori out. Moments later, the screen goes slightly ''pink'' and Pogo can be heard uttering his first word: "L-L-LOOOOVE!". [[SexyDiscretionShot One has to wonder what he was doing with Beru…]] Meanwhile, Gori gets pulled by his harem into the neighbouring room.
** Later in the GoldenEnding of the game, after we see Pogo return to his time period and sees his newborn child, Gori then sees the baby, smirks mischievously and calls in his harem of female gorillas [[BabiesEverAfter whom reveal that he also had children with all of them]], shocking Beru and Pogo while he laughs.