History Funny / LiloAndStitch2002

* At the end of Cobra's first visit to Lilo and Nani, he has this to say about the latter's precarious position in the eyes of social services:
-->'''Cobra:''' In case you're wondering, [[CaptainObvious this did not go well]]. ''(effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door)''
::: And as soon as he exits, Nani shoots Lilo a [[DeathGlare dagger-shooting look]]. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].
* Lilo and Nani's fight afterwards is as [[TruthInTelevision hysterically relatable]] as it is [[TearJerker depressing]].
-->'''Nani:''' Answer me!\\
'''Lilo:''' No!\\
'''Nani:''' No, you don't understand??\\
'''Lilo:''' NO!!\\
'''Nani:''' NO, ''WHAT!?''\\
'''Lilo:''' (Her voice cracking as she whines) ''[[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]]''\\
''(Lilo [[FaceFault collapses face-down on the floor]] and continues ranting while a confused Nani tries to make out her mumbles)''
** "[[GoToYourRoom GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!!!!]]" "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!" Cue both sisters [[CatharticScream screaming into their respective pillows]].

* When Lilo and Nani witness Stitch crash landing near their house, Lilo starts pushing her sister of her bedroom to make a wish on it. Nani decides to pretend that gravity is decreasing on her. She manages to sound serious as she tries to convince Lilo the same thing happened the night before.

'''Lilo:''' And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a ''tuna'' sandwich. I can't give Pudge ''tuna''! ''(whispers)'' Do you know what tuna ''is?''\\

--> '''Cobra:''' In case you're wondering, [[CaptainObvious this did not go well]]. ''(effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door)''
** And as soon as he exits, Nani shoots Lilo a [[DeathGlare dagger-shooting look]]. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].

--> '''Lilo:''' Did you ever kill anyone?\\

** The {{Exact Words}}. He never ''denied'' killing anyone.

--> '''Nani:''' Answer me!\\

--> '''Jumba:''' ''(while stirring a fruity tourist drink)'' "Haha! When you're ready to give up, just let us know, eh?"

-->'''Nani:''' Did you catch fire ''[[NoodleIncident again??]]''\\

'''Bubbles:''' Lilo! Don't hang-\\

--->'''Gantu:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're vile! You're foul!]] You're '''[[PunctuatedPounding flawed]]!''' ''(all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words)''\\

** Then, when the Grand Councilwoman hears her and looks around surprised. It takes her a second to realize that she should look down.

** The Grand Councilwoman even recognizes Cobra. They met at Roswell back in 1973. "Ah, yes. You had hair then."

''([[ScreamDiscretionShot The camera cuts away to a distant view as Pleakley screams in pain!]])''

* At the end of Cobra's first visit to Lilo and Nani, he has this to say about the latter's precarious position in the eyes of social services:
--> '''Cobra:''' In case you're wondering, [[CaptainObvious this did not go well]]. ''(effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door)''
** And as soon as he exits, Nani shoots Lilo a [[DeathGlare dagger-shooting look]]. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].
* Lilo and Nani's fight afterwards is as [[TruthInTelevision hysterically relatable]] as it is [[TearJerker depressing]].
--> '''Nani:''' Answer me!\\
'''Lilo:''' No!\\
'''Nani:''' No, you don't understand??\\
'''Lilo:''' NO!!\\
'''Nani:''' NO, ''WHAT!?''\\
'''Lilo:''' (Her voice cracking as she whines) ''[[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]]''\\
''(Lilo [[FaceFault collapses face-down on the floor]] and continues ranting while a confused Nani tries to make out her mumbles)''
** "[[GoToYourRoom GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!!!!]]" "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!" Cue both sisters [[CatharticScream screaming into their respective pillows]].

* At the end of Cobra's first visit to Lilo and Nani, he has this to say about the latter's precarious position in the eyes of social services:
--> '''Cobra:''' In case you're wondering, [[CaptainObvious this did not go well]]. ''(effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door)''
** And as soon as he exits, Nani shoots Lilo a [[DeathGlare dagger-shooting look]]. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].
* Lilo and Nani's fight afterwards is as [[TruthInTelevision hysterically relatable]] as it is [[TearJerker depressing]].
--> '''Nani:''' Answer me!\\
'''Lilo:''' No!\\
'''Nani:''' No, you don't understand??\\
'''Lilo:''' NO!!\\
'''Nani:''' NO, ''WHAT!?''\\
'''Lilo:''' (Her voice cracking as she whines) ''[[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]]''\\
''(Lilo [[FaceFault collapses face-down on the floor]] and continues ranting while a confused Nani tries to make out her mumbles)''
** "[[GoToYourRoom GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!!!!]]" "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!" Cue both sisters [[CatharticScream screaming into their respective pillows]].

* When Lilo and Nani witness Stitch crash landing near their house, Lilo starts pushing her sister of her bedroom to make a wish on it. Nani decides to pretend that gravity is decreasing on her. She manages to sound serious as she tries to convince Lilo the same thing happened the night before.
* Stitch's landing on Earth.
-->'''Lilo:''' ''(wishing upon the shooting star that is Stitch's stolen ship)'' Maybe send me an angel! [[TemptingFate The nicest angel you have]].\\
''(626 hops out of the burning wreckage of his ship and laughs maniacally)''

* The revelation of Cobra Bubbles' previous employment. He is a former [=CIA=] agent that saved the world once when he "Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes are an endangered species." Suddenly Pleakley's claims at the start that humans are intellectually inferior become doubly hilarious.
** The Grand Councilwoman even recognizes Cobra. They met at Roswell back in 1973. "Ah yes. You had hair then."

-->'''Jumba:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ''Just like that?!''\\

--->'''Gantu:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're vile! You're foul! You're]] '''[[PunctuatedPounding flawed!]]''' ''(all while trying to pound at Stitch at the end of every two words)''\\
'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Gantu's hand)'' Also cute, and '''FLUFFY'''! ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome (and tosses him out of his ship)]]''

'''Pleakley:''' [[OhCrap There's no need to alert the authorities!]] ''(snatches the phone from her)'' [[BlatantLies Everything's under control]].\\

'''Lilo:''' Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw! [''Stitch cackles in the background as we hear a chainsaw revving'']\\

* The deleted Tsunami scene. After feeling the brunt of racist white tourists asking if she speaks English and then mangling basic Hawaiian, Lilo learns that a siren test will be going off soon, then goes down to the beach and begins ranting about tsunamis whose giant waves "move faster than the speed of sound," with the siren being the only warning, concluding with [[ChewingTheScenery an incredibly dramatic]] "TOURISTS, PREPARE TO DIE!" Cue the siren test and all of the beachgoers (plus Jumba and Pleakley) [[LaserGuidedKarma running for their lives]].

** The clerk says there's a two-dollar license fee, so Nani hands her the money. Lilo promptly says she wants to buy Stitch, and asks Nani if she can borrow two dollars. Nani takes the money back and gives it to Lilo...who's so short she can barely reach the top of the counter, so Nani takes Lilo's money and hands it back to the confused clerk.

* After Stitch steals a tricycle, Jumba talks about how his programming will draw him to large cities, where he'll cause chaos (back-up sewers, reverse street signs, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal everyone's left shoe]].....). Stitch cycles around the island trying to find a city, only for Lilo to tell him that there isn't one and [[FreakOut he has a fit]].

-->'''Pleakley:''' ''(gasps)'' Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch! She's so...beautiful...look! Another one! And another one... ''(Pleakley gets swarmed by them)'' why, it's a whole flock! And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! And now they're, uh... [[OhCrap they're]]... ''[[ScreamDiscretionShot (The camera cuts away to a distant view as Pleakley screams in pain!)]]''

'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Jumba and hands the gun back)'' Uh, uh...Merry Christmas!\\

'''Stitch:''' Inga tu shmeeshta!\\

'''Stitch:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I LIKE FLUFFY!]]

--->'''Jumba:''' ''(to Stitch)'' Using that little girl [[HumanShield for a shield]]...'''''[[EvenEvilHasStandards THIS IS LOW, EVEN FOR YOU!]]'''''

'''Lilo:''' It's '''[[SuddenlyShouting FISH!]]''' If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an ''abomination''! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get some peanut butter, cause all we have is... is '''STINKING TUNA'''!\\

** Doubles as a {{Tearjerker}} and RewatchBonus; the former when you learn about what happened to Lilo and Nani's parents -- they died in a car crash during a rainstorm. It becomes the latter if you watch Moses' expression. He knows ''exactly'' why she said this.

* "BLUE PUNCH BUGGY!" ''(Stitch whacks Jumba with a blue punch bug car, owner: Nani)'' "NO PUNCH BACKS!"

* The ending montage, with moments such as Stitch exchanging a lollipop for a bottle with a baby, and then dressing as Batman using a recently-cleaned pair of undies as a cowl. Nani is not amused.

'''Lilo:''' Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw!\\

'''Councilwoman:''' ''(display zooms in on a very small [[UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} chain of islands]])'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe No...]]\\
'''Councilwoman:''' ''(touchdown)'' [[LampshadeHanging Of course.]]

* At the very start we see a bunch of fish, something flashes by the screen blink and you'll miss it, what is it? A random fish with a peanut butter sandwich in its mouth... or so it seems. [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent That fish is Pudge, who controls the weather.]]

-->'''Lilo:''' ''(wishing upon the shooting star that is Stitch's stolen ship)'' Maybe send me an angel! [[TemptingFate The nicest angel you have.]]\\

'''David:''' ''(covered in soot)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Nah, just the stage.]]

'''Lilo:''' ''(quietly)'' [[SarcasmBlind I knew it.]]

'''Pleakley:''' [[OhCrap There's no need to alert the authorities!]] ''(snatches the phone from her)'' [[BlatantLies Everything's under control.]]\\

'''Stitch:''' [[LameComeback Stupid-head.]]

* '''Cobra:''' In case you're wondering, [[CaptainObvious this did not go well]]. ''(effortlessly pulls open the previously nailed-up door)'' And as soon as he exits, Nani shoots Lilo a [[DeathGlare dagger-shooting look]]. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].

** Doubles as a {{Tearjerker}} and RewatchBonus; the former when you learn about what happened to Lilo and Nani's parents - they died in a car crash during a rainstorm. It becomes the latter if you watch Moses' expression. He knows ''exactly'' why she said this.

* The look on David's face when Lilo asks him to give everyone a lift to the shore - Lilo, Stitch, Nani, Pleakley, Jumba, and Gantu (although the last one is probably big enough to just wade).