History Funny / JungleCruise

'''Frank:''' (''grinning'') Nope, I'm good. Thank you.\

** Fridge Humor: This gets even funnier after TheReveal that Frank [[spoiler: [[Really700YearsOld is an immortal being that lived in the jungle for a few hundred years]] because he can't leave it]]. He should know there's no hippos in the Amazon if he lived in the jungle for that long, so Frank most likely was hoping the tourists are ignorant enough to not notice it, but unfortunately, a child proves him wrong.

* Frank casually tossing [=MacGregor’s=] luggage into the river, as he brought so much that would not only weigh the boat down severely but are also mostly useless belongings. The one thing that Frank ''does'' allow is [=MacGregor’s=] stash of liquor.

-->'''Mud Conquistador''': We're disgusting.
-->'''Beeswax Conquistador''': Speak for yourself. I'm delicious.
* It's more dark comedy but still funny how Frank [[spoiler: is completely nonchalant giving Lily advice on how to remove the sword sticking out of his body and her not believing this is happening]].

-->'''Lily''': Look at it [[spoiler: (''the sword'')]]. It's just hanging out like that...
-->'''Frank''': Well, it's just how it's made...
-->'''Lily''': It's got a very strange shape. Have you seen it out the back, it's like...(''mimicking a wiggly shape'') wooh... like that.
-->'''Frank''': It's kinda actually just straight.
-->'''Lily''': (''groaning'') One hand, two hand, what do you want?
-->'''Frank''': Let's try one. (''Lily grabs [[spoiler: the sword's handle]], covering about half of it'') You're gonna need two hands.
-->'''Lily''': [[spoiler: (''yanks out the sword as hard as she can'')]]
-->'''Frank''': No, no, no! Ouch! It hurts!
-->'''Lily''': No, it doesn't.
-->'''Frank''': ...how do you know?

-->'''[=MacGregor=]''': Frank, would you like to bite down on my stick? (''points at his makeshift crutch'')
-->'''Frank''': (''grinning'') Nope, i'm good. Thank you.
-->'''Lily''': (''embarassed'') N-no, for the pain...
-->'''Frank''': I understand what he means... but no.

-->'''Frank''': It's ok to be nervous, it's your first time. It is your first time, right?
-->'''Lily''': Yes, you know it is, Frank!
-->'''Frank''': I know, i know. (''smirking'') I can tell. I've done this hundreds of times.
-->'''Lily''': I don't know how to take that, Frank...
-->'''Frank''': This is special... [[spoiler: (''Lily yanks the sword again'')]] SLOW! That's way too hard!
-->'''[=MacGregor=]''': ...would you like me to give it a wiggle?
-->'''Lily''': Yes, yes!
-->'''Frank''': Absolutely no!
-->'''[=MacGregor=]''': I could pop around the back and give it a once-over.

-->'''Trader Sam''': (''completely deadpan'') You know what always helps? If you put your foot on it.

* [=MacGregor=] rejecting the Society's invitation on Lily's behalf by telling them to "take your invitation and [[AssShove shove it up your ass]]ociation."

* When his job of taking too rich idiots on a wild goose chase suddenly turns into him being chased through town by a submarine, Frank's reaction is a completely deadpan "The price just went up."

** Fridge Humor: This gets even funnier after TheReveal that Frank [[spoiler: [[Really700YearsOld is an immortal being that lived in the jungle for a few hundred years]] because he can't leave it]]. He out of all people should know there's no hippos in the Amazon if he lived in the jungle for that long, so Frank most likely was hoping the tourists are ignorant enough to not notice it, but unfortunately, a child proves him wrong.

** The entire scene sounds like they're talking about... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something else]].

-->'''[=MacGregor=]''': I could pop around the back and give it a once over.

-->'''Frank''': (''smirking'') I know, i know. I can tell. I've done this hundred of times.

-->'''Frank''': Let's try one. [[spoiler: (''Lily grabs the sword with one hand, covering about half the handle'')]] You're gonna need two hands.

-->'''Frank''': I understand what it means... but no.

* [=MacGregor=] summing up Lilly's adventure at the museum: "breaking and entering, larceny and, worst of all, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking forced to take public transport!]]".

** Before that, Frank was rolling his eyes at Lilly bringing along roughly twenty bags. She just smirks to hold up a simple traveling bag and all the rest of the luggage is her brother's.

* The 400-year-old Conquistadores referring to Lilly as "The woman in pants" with absolutely no inferrence of decorum, contrasting [=MacGregor's=] aghastness and Frank's bemusement.

* It's more dark comedy but still funny how Frank [[spoiler: is completely nonchalant giving Lilly advice on how to remove the sword sticking out of his body and her not believing this is happening]].

-->'''Lilly''': Look at it [[spoiler: (''the sword'')]]. It's just hanging out like that...

-->'''Lilly''': It's got a very strange shape. Have you seen it out the back, it's like...(''mimicking a wiggly shape'') wooh... like that.

-->'''Lilly''': (''groaning'') One hand, two hand, what do you want?
-->'''Frank''': Let's try one. [[spoiler: (''Lilly grabs the sword with one hand, covering about half the handle'')]] You're gonna need two hands.
-->'''Lilly''': [[spoiler: (''yanks out the sword as hard as she can'')]]

-->'''Lilly''': No, it doesn't.

** It gets cranked up to eleven when [=MacGregor=] starts offering help. Remember that, at this point of the story, both Frank and Lilly are aware of [=MacGregor=]'s [[GayEuphemism "interests" lying "elsewhere"]]:

-->'''Lilly''': (''embarassed'') N-no, for the pain...

-->'''Lilly''': Yes, you know it is, Frank!

-->'''Lilly''': I don't know how to take that, Frank...
-->'''Frank''': This is special... [[spoiler: (''Lilly yanks the sword again'')]] SLOW! That's way too hard!

-->'''Lilly''': Yes, yes!

-->'''[=MacGregor=]''': Frank, would you like to bite down on my stick?

-->'''Frank''': Let's try one. [[spoiler: (''Lilly grabs the sword with one hand'')]] You're gonna need two hands.

** The entire scene sounds like they're talking about... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything something else]].

-->'''Lilly''': (''groaning'')One hand, two hand, what do you want?

-->'''Lilly''': One hand, two hand, what do you want?

-->'''Frank''': Let's try one. [[spoiler: (Lilly grabs the sword with one hand)]] You're gonna need two hands.
-->'''Lilly''': [[spoiler: *yanks out the sword as hard as she can*]]

-->'''Frank''': (grinning) Nope, i'm good. Thank you.
-->'''Lilly''': (embarassed) N-no, for the pain...

-->'''Frank''': (smirking) I know, i know. I can tell. I've done this hundred of times.

-->'''Frank''': This is special... [[spoiler: (Lilly yanks the sword again)]] SLOW! That's way too hard!

-->'''Trader Sam''': (completely deadpan) You know what always helps? If you put your foot on it.

-->'''Lilly''': It's got a very strange shape. Have you seen it out the back, it's like...(''mimicking a wiggly shape'')wooh... like that.

-->'''Frank''': This is special... [[spoiler: (Lilly yanks the sword again)] SLOW! That's way too hard!

-->'''Lilly''': N-no, for the pain.

-->'''Lilly''': N-no, for the pain

-->'''Lilly''': Yes, you know it is, Frank!'''
-->'''Frank''': (smirking) I know, i know. I can tell. I've done this hundred of times.'''

** The last one is accompanied by [=MacGregor=] making ''little jerking movements'' with his hand

** The last one is accompanied by [=MacGregor=] making little jerking movements with his hand

-->'''Trader Sam''': (completely serious) You know what always helps? If you put your foot on it.

** It gets cranked up to eleven when [=MacGregor=] starts offering help. Remember that, at this point of the story, both Frank and Lilly are aware of [=MacGregor=]'s [[GayEuphemism "interests" lying "elsewhere"...]]:

-->'''Frank''': I understand what it means...but no.

-->'''Frank, grinning''': Nope, i'm good. Thank you.

** It gets cranked up to eleven when [=MacGregor=] starts offering help. Remember that, at this point of the story, both Frank and Lilly are aware of [=MacGregor=]'s "interests" lying "elsewhere"...: