History Funny / JohnWickChapter4

* The Harbinger's response to the Marquis' dead body is to simply go "Hmm", [[TheFriendNobodyLikes not even trying to pretend he's sad about the man's death]].

--->'''Caine:''' ''[in Cantonese]'' I knew you were a cheating prick.
--->'''Wick:''' ''[in Cantonese]'' Yeah... total prick.

-->'''Chidi:''' You can't [[ExactWords shoot me]].
-->'''Caine:''' ''[frustrated sigh]'' Yeah, you're right.
-->''[Later]''
-->'''Caine:''' ''[nails Chidi with a messy hook]'' But I can hit you, motherfucker. ''[spits]''

** Caine's irritated reaction to Chidi boasting that Caine's not allowed to shoot him. The second Chidi brags he can shoot John though, they get into another struggle. While being single-handedly strangled out, Caine grabs the pencil he stashed away from earlier, stabs Chidi in the hand, then brings him to his knees. The messy cross punch Caine delivers clearly wasn't meant to knock him out, wanting to give his own little comeback,
-->'''Caine:''' But I can hit you, motherfucker. ''(spits)''

'''John:''' [[Sandbox/CoolGunsRevolvers Vintage]].\\

* After an incredibly satisfying end to the duel, where Winston reminds the Marquis that John "...didn't shoot." his last shot. The Marquis turns to face John with a horrified OhCrap look on his face like he knows whats coming next. John mutters in a tense tone "Consequences." and gives the Marquis a shot to the forehead before he can react and evade. It cuts to Mr. Nobody, sitting on a nearby bench chuckling and saying, "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny That's fuckin good!]]"

'''Babushka:''' ''(After watching [[WalkingArmory John put his third handgun]] into her basket)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Everything?]]

-->'''Klaus:''' I am Klaus.\\
''(whacks John across the face with a blackjack)''\\
'''John:''' ''(wincing in pain)'' ...John.\\
'''Klaus:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis AM]]. [[PokemonSpeak KLAUS!]]\\
''(smacks John again)''

** After John fires the gun with the Dragon's Breath rounds loaded, he briefly sets the gun down, as if in brief wonderment.

** When John acquires the gun with the Dragon's Breath rounds loaded, he briefly sets the gun down, as if wondering why he never invested in such things before.

*** What's funnier is that the subtitles downplay the severity of [[ForeignCussWord the language employed]] by both Caine and Wick here. Both of them say "踣街咸家鏟", which literally translates to "Drop dead, may your whole family be bulldozed" and figuratively to "You're a piece of shit, fuck you", thus also making it a PresicionFStrike moment for Wick.