History Funny / JeevesAndWoosterSeries

--> '''Sir Watkyn:''' [facepalm] Oh, my God.

--> '''Sir Watkyn:''' Oh, my God.

[[caption-width-right:350:A masterclass in how to escape an annoying dog, by Bertie and Jeeves]]

* Bertie grumbles about Motty following him around "to enliven proceedings by standing at my elbow like a wet weekend in Chantfont St. Giles."

* Bertie greets Aunt Agatha and Mr. Prysock with "[[CatchPhrase What ho!]]"

** Bertie tells Claude and Eustace he met "someone called Rainsby in the hall with a moose". The twins tell him it's a statue of an ''elk'', not a moose. Then they reveal they stole it from "some big museum".

** It doesn't help that she was the ''fifth'' person to sing that song that night, behind Tuppy, Bertie, and two others.

* The elevator attendant pointedly trying not to notice Jeeves carrying unconscious Motty to Wooster's apartment. It doesn't help that in their first meeting the attendant seemed to have gotten the impression that the position of a valet is sexual in nature.

* Bertie says he have to act normal, then almost walks out without his jacket.

* Bertie says his life flashed before his eyes when Honoria started talking about the wedding. But the things that he saw include [[NoobleIncident Barmy getting his foot caught in a cake stand and the time Tuppy raffled his trousers to buy another drink]].

--> '''Bertie:''' [...] Let us know suppose that you biffed that tiger cub. And let us further suppose that word reached its mother that you'd done so. Now, what would you expect the attitude of that mother to be?

* The mayhem of the last few minutes. Tuppy sneaks down to the kitchen and steals food, then narrows escapes being caught by Anatole. Anatole starts sorting out his knives. Aunt Dahlia walks in, jumps to conclusions, and screams. Tuppy drops the plates of food. Uncle Tom wakes up and runs out holding a gun. Everyone else in the house comes to see what's happening. Then Uncle Tom hands the gun to Gussie, who panics and hands it to Bertie, who accidentally fires it.

--> '''Judge:''' This is one of the most shameful cases ever to come before this bench! In all my years as a magistrate, I have seldom heard a tale of such heinous iniquity.

--> '''Judge:''' Be quiet! This parasite can think of no better way to end an evening's hooliganism, on the night of the university boat-race! Can our seats of learning produce barbarians so lost to decency that their highest ambition is [[FelonyMisdemeanor to steal a hard-working police constable's helmet and make off with it?]]
* Bertie goes to the bar and finds a statue of an elk blocking the door. To get in he has to climb under it, and he gets stuck in the process.