History Funny / JamesAndTheGiantPeach

* When James brings up his plan to use seagulls to make the peach fly, he also states they'll need bird bait. The Earthworm wonders where they're going to find bird bait...as the other bugs creep up behind him. Ms. Ladybug pulls out a cowbell.

** Given how James was able to release the Miss Spider and have a long conversation with the old man before the aunts come out looking for him, one can easily make the assumption that they spent several minutes arguing offscreen.

-->'''Earthworm:''' Oh no...no, no...have you lost your minds? ''(GilliganCut to Earthworm with the bell on)'' They've lost their minds! Anything but birds!

'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an asp!]]

'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an ass!]]

'''Sponge:''' The boy?\\

* The New Yorkers getting hit by large dripping peach juice.

-->'''Sponge:''' [[NarratingTheObvious You hit me in the face! You hit me in the face!]]\\

'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an arse!]]

'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an asp!]]

--> We could wind up in Jersey!

'''Centipede:''' Sorry. Thought you were the spider.\\

'''Miss Spider:''' Excuse me. I thought you were the Centipede.

* During the introduction of the bugs to New York City:
-->'''James:''' ... and the Glow-worm!
-->'''Glow-worm [facing the wrong way]:''' God bless the colonies!

* This gem before they discover that they landed in the ocean.
-->'''Earthworm:''' ''(Centipede pinches him)'' OW! Somebody pinched me!\\
'''Centipede:''' Sorry. Thought you were the spider.\\
''(Miss Spider gasps indignantly and accidentally smacks Grasshopper.)''\\
'''Grasshopper:''' Ouch! What was that?\\
'''Miss Spider:''' Excuse me. I thought you were the Centipede.
* This exchange between Grasshopper and Centipede when they wind up in the Arctic:
-->'''Grasshopper:''' '''''THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!''''' You're a disgrace to your phylum, class, order, genus, and species!\\
'''Centipede:''' Say it in English!\\
'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an asp!]]

* This exchange from the aunts:
-->'''Spiker:''' It's... it's growing!\\
'''Sponge:''' The boy?\\
'''Spiker:''' No! The peach, you idiot!
* As the aunts charge people to view the peach.
-->'''Spiker:''' Sorry Father, but it will cost you double.\\
'''Priest:''' May God forgive you.\\
'''Spiker:''' [[InsultBackfire Thank you, Father]].
** One onlooker takes pictures of the peach. The aunts offer to pose for snapshots before confiscating the camera.

* Centipede getting tied down and then stretched by the pirates:
-->'''Centipede:''' ''(Sees a hulking undead pirate approaching him with a massive axe)'' It's Paul Bunyan, coming to cut me some slack! [[DullSurprise Whoa, hey pal, you're aiming a little low.]] '''[[OhCrap HE'S GONNA CUT ME IN HALF!]]'''
** The fact that two of the pirates are played by Jack Skellington and Donald Duck.
* After James wakes up in the Arctic, the camera pans up to the Gloworm shivering and trying to warm up her hands by hovering them over her glowing tail!
* The New Yorkers getting hit by large dripping peach juice.

* After James and co. hear the sound of the mechanical shark for the first time:
-->'''James:''' ''(Audibly frightened)'' Sounds like a rhinoceros!\\
'''Grasshopper:''' In the ocean? Scientifically impossible!

--> "It'll never come off," the Earthworm said brightly. "Our Centipede will never move again. He will turn into a statue and we shall be able to put him in the middle of the lawn with a bird-bath on the top of his head."

--> "Now if he suck out his tongue," the Earthworm said, [[WhenHeSmiles smiling a little]] [[PerpetualFrowner for perhaps the first time in his life,]] "if he stuck it out really far, then we could all catch hold of it and [[TongueTrauma start pulling.]] And if we pulled hard enough, we could [[BodyHorror turn him inside out]] and he would have a new skin!"

'''Grasshopper:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell You, sir, are an ass!]]

--> We could wind up in Jersey!

* [[SophisticatedAsHell "You, sir, are an ass!"]]

-->'''Centipede:''' "We are not lost!"
-->'''Grasshopper:''' "Then where are we?"
-->'''Centipede:''' "Somewhere north!" ({{Beat}}) "Or, possibly, very, very far south."

'''Miss Spider:''' Excuse. I thought you were the Centipede.

* The New Yorkers getting hit by large dripping peach juice.

'''Spiker:''' Thank you, Father.

* "COME AND GET IT! GET YOUR NICE HOT WEENIE!"

("Small wonder," said a Fireman, "they're no longer on the throne.")\\