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* Pretty much anything said or done by Buck in the third movie.

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* Pretty much anything said or done by Buck in the third movie.Buck.



--> '''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.

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--> '''Manny''': --->'''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.weeks.
** His skull ventriloquism act, which escalates into a self-argument.
--->'''"Skull 1":''' They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day.\\
'''"Skull 2":''': But it's even worse at night.\\
'''"Skull 1:''' And plus, their guide is a lunatic!\\
'''Buck:''' What?!\\
'''"Skull 2":''' You mean Buck? Oh, he's whacko!\\
'''Buck:''' I am not!\\
'''"Skull 1":''' Totally bonkers!\\
''(a third skull on Buck's foot appears)''\\
'''"Skull 3":''' And his feet smell.\\
'''Buck:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]\\
'''"Skull 3":''' [[NoYou You shut up.]]\\
'''Buck:''' Why, you little--! ''(starts strangling his foot with the skull, dropping the other two skulls)''

-->'''Buck:''' Now, who's hungry?\\
'''"Skull 3":''' I am!\\
'''Buck:''' ''You'' don't need the calories!



''(Eddie does exactly that)''

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''(Eddie does exactly that)''that)''\\

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* The third film, after Peaches is born:
--> '''Sid''': It's a boy!
--> '''Diego''': That's its tail.
--> '''Sid''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's a girl!]]

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* The third film, after After Peaches is born:
--> '''Sid''': -->'''Sid''': It's a boy!
-->
boy!\\
'''Diego''': That's its tail.
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tail.\\
'''Sid''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's a girl!]]



* "[[DopeSlap Can someone slap him for me?!?]]"

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* "[[DopeSlap When Ellie goes into labor:
-->'''Crash:''' Can you try to hold it in?!\\
'''Ellie:''' ''(offscreen, irritated)'' [[DopeSlap
Can someone slap him for me?!?]]"me?!?]]\\
''(Eddie does exactly that)''
'''Eddie:''' ''(dusting his hands)'' Done and done.\\
''(Crash scowls at his brother and tackles him)''



--> '''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.

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--> '''Buck''': -->'''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.



--> '''Manny''': ''(helium voice)'' You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! ''(He, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh.)''
--> '''Crash''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!
--> '''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)'' Who does? He's an idiot!
--> '''Diego''': ''(helium voice)'' Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
--> '''Manny''': Thank ''you'' for deserting the herd! That was totally super!
--> ''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin laughing again)''

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--> '''Manny''': ''(helium voice)'' You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! ''(He, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh.)''
-->
)''\\
'''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!\\
'''Crash''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!
--> '''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)''
Who does? He's an idiot!
-->
idiot!\\
'''Diego''': ''(helium voice)'' Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
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years!\\
'''Manny''': Thank ''you'' for deserting the herd! That was totally super!
-->
super!\\
''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin laughing again)''



'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... Don't make me say "three"! (''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'') There we are. A picture of health.\\

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'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... Don't make me say "three"! (''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'') a'' Gastornis ''chick'') There we are. A picture of health.\\



'''Ostrich Mom''': (''scooping up the baby ostrich'') Madison!

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'''Ostrich '''Gastornis Mom''': (''scooping up the baby ostrich'') chick'') Madison!



* At the climax during the final battle with Rudy, Diego passes by the same Ankylosaurus that attacked him and the others earlier, whimpering in utter fear behind a bush.

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* At the climax during the final battle with Rudy, Diego passes by the same Ankylosaurus ''Ankylosaurus'' that attacked him and the others earlier, whimpering in utter fear behind a bush.



-->'''Ellie''': Push! ''Push!''
-->'''Diego''': ''[trying to push the Guanlongs off a cliff]'' I'm trying! You have no idea what I'm going through!
--> ''[Pushes the Gualongs with a log, sending them off the cliff]''
-->'''Diego''': Whoo! [[MeaningfulEcho My paws are burning, baby! They're burnin'! I got tip toe. Tippy toe! Tippy toe!]]
-->'''Ellie''': Excuse me, twinkle-toes! Givin' birth here!
-->'''Diego''': Sorry. [[AskAStupidQuestion You okay?]]
-->'''Ellie''': "Am I okay?" "Am I okay?!" Do you even know anything about childbirth?!
-->'''Diego''': Uh... no, not really. But Manny's on his way here right now.

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-->'''Ellie''': Push! ''Push!''
-->'''Diego''': ''[trying to push the Guanlongs off a cliff]'' I'm trying! You have no idea what I'm going through!
--> ''[Pushes the Gualongs with a log, sending them off the cliff]''
-->'''Diego''': Whoo! [[MeaningfulEcho My paws are burning, baby! They're burnin'! I got tip toe. Tippy toe! Tippy toe!]]
-->'''Ellie''':
toe!]]\\
'''Ellie''':
Excuse me, twinkle-toes! Givin' birth here!
-->'''Diego''':
here!\\
'''Diego''':
Sorry. [[AskAStupidQuestion You okay?]]
-->'''Ellie''': "Am
okay?]]\\
'''Ellie''': ''Am
I okay?" "Am I okay?!" okay?!'' Do you even know anything ''anything'' about childbirth?!
-->'''Diego''':
childbirth?!\\
'''Diego''':
Uh... no, not really. But Manny's on his way here right now.now.

-->'''Ellie''': You can do it! Push! ''Push!''\\
'''Diego''': ''[in a pose that looks like a woman's giving birth]'' I can't do it!\\
'''Ellie:''' Just one more big push!\\
'''Diego:''' You have no idea what I'm going through!\\
''(cut to a shot where it's revealed Diego is pushing the Guanlongs with a log)''


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* The Herd tracks down Momma Dino to the entrance to the underground world.
-->'''Manny:''' Sid must be down there.\\
'''Crash:''' Well, he's dead.\\
'''Eddie:''' Real shame.\\
'''Crash:''' He will be missed.\\
''(the two opossums [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere start to walk off]], but Ellie stops them with her trunk)''\\
'''Ellie:''' Oh, no no no no. Not so fast.\\
'''Manny:''' Hey, Ellie. This is where I draw the line. You, Crash, and Eddie back to the village.\\
'''Ellie:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah. That's gonna happen.]]\\
'''Manny:''' Ellie! You saw that thing! This is gonna be dangerous!\\
'''Ellie:''' Talk to the trunk.\\
'''Manny:''' Oh, great. After we save Sid, [[IllKillYou I'm gonna kill him]].\\
'''Crash:''' Ladies first.\\
'''Eddie:''' Age before beauty.\\
'''Crash:''' No pain, no gain.\\
'''Eddie:''' What pain?\\
'''Crash:''' This! ''(pushes Eddie into the hole, only to be dragged along by Eddie's tail)''
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* That pterodactyl. "WHO'S DRIVING THIS THING?!"

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* That pterodactyl. "WHO'S DRIVING "I don't wanna panic anybody, but WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!"
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* When going to rescue Sid, Manny and Ellie try to think of codenames for the baby coming, and Manny suggests "Peaches", and his response to comparing peaches and Ellie is hilarious.
--> '''Manny''': Oh, we need a code word. Yeah, something that says, "the baby's coming."
--> '''Ellie''': [thinks a moment] How about, "AAAH! The baby's coming!" How's that?
--> '''Manny''': Nah, too long. We need something short and punchy, like, uh... "peaches"!
--> '''Ellie''': Peaches?
--> '''Manny''': I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy, just like you.
--> '''Ellie''': You think I'm round?
--> '''Manny''': Uh... Round is good. Round is foxy!
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-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, and Yoko.\\

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-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, Shelley and Yoko.\\



'''Sid''': Why not?!\\

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'''Sid''': Why not?!\\not?\\



'''Sid''': No! They were underground in ice! If it wasn't for me, they'd be... [[{{Pun}} eggcicles]]\\

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'''Sid''': No! They were underground in ice! If it wasn't for me, they'd be... [[{{Pun}} eggcicles]]\\



'''Sid''': No, no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone... by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\

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'''Sid''': No, no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone... by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\
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'''Pudgy Beaver''': Oh, ''I'M NOT PREGNANT!'' [''whacks Sid on the head with a stick'']\\

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'''Pudgy Beaver''': Oh, Oh! ''I'M NOT PREGNANT!'' [''whacks Sid on the head with a stick'']\\
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* When Crash and Eddie encounter the trashed playground

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* When Crash and Eddie encounter the trashed playgroundplayground.
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'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... don't make me say three. (''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'') There we are. A picture of health.\\

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'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... don't Don't make me say three. "three"! (''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'') There we are. A picture of health.\\
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* Pretty much anything said by Buck in the third movie.

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* Pretty much anything said or done by Buck in the third movie.
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'''Sid''': No no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone... by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\

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'''Sid''': No No, no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone... by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\
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** The look on Scrat’s face when Scratte reveals (while they’re both falling from a tremendous height) that she’s a ''flying'' squirrel, as he [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar nonverbally]] screams ''Fucking BITCH!!!!''

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** The look on Scrat’s face when Scratte reveals (while they’re both falling from a tremendous height) that she’s a ''flying'' squirrel, as he continues to fall, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar nonverbally]] screams ''Fucking BITCH!!!!''''"Fucking BITCH!!!!"''
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** The look on Scrat’s face when Scratte reveals (while they’re both falling from a tremendous height) that she’s a ''flying'' squirrel, as he [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar nonverbally]] screams ''Fucking BITCH!!!!''
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-->'''Sid''': ''♪Hush, you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my... milk♪'' ''(Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something]] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face; cut to Sid being chased by the angry ox)'' AAAAH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!

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-->'''Sid''': ''♪Hush, you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my... milk♪'' ''(Pulls ''(pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something]] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face; cut to Sid being chased by the angry ox)'' AAAAH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!



-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, & Yoko.\\

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-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, & and Yoko.\\



(''Sid is offended by Manny's words'')\\

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(''Sid is scowls, offended by Manny's words'')\\
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'''Sid''' (insulted): No no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\

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'''Sid''' (insulted): '''Sid''': No no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone... by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\

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-->'''Sid''': ''Hush, you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my...milk''
--->''(Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something]] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face)'';
-->'''Sid''': (''running from the angry ox'') AAAAH!! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]

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-->'''Sid''': ''Hush, ''♪Hush, you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my...milk''
--->''(Pulls
milk♪'' ''(Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something]] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face)'';
-->'''Sid''': (''running from
face; cut to Sid being chased by the angry ox'') ox)'' AAAAH!! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]FEMALE!!!

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--> ''[[Pushes the Gualongs with a log, sending them off the cliff]]''

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--> ''[[Pushes ''[Pushes the Gualongs with a log, sending them off the cliff]]''cliff]''



-->'''Ellie''': Excuse me, twinkle-toes--givin' birth here!
-->'''Diego''': Sorry.

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-->'''Ellie''': Excuse me, twinkle-toes--givin' twinkle-toes! Givin' birth here!
-->'''Diego''': Sorry. [[AskAStupidQuestion You okay?]]
-->'''Ellie''': "Am I okay?" "Am I okay?!" Do you even know anything about childbirth?!
-->'''Diego''': Uh... no, not really. But Manny's on his way here right now.

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'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One...two...don't make me say three.\\
(''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'')\\
'''Sid''': There we are. A picture of health.\\

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'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One...two... two... don't make me say three.\\
three. (''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'')\\
'''Sid''':
chick'') There we are. A picture of health.\\



'''Ostrich Mom''' (''scooping up the baby ostrich''): Madison!

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'''Ostrich Mom''' Mom''': (''scooping up the baby ostrich''): ostrich'') Madison!
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-->'''Sid''': ''Hush you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my...milk''

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-->'''Sid''': ''Hush ''Hush, you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my...milk''



-->'''Sid''' (''running from the angry ox''): AAAAH!! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]

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-->'''Sid''' -->'''Sid''': (''running from the angry ox''): ox'') AAAAH!! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]



'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude, in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\

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'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! no, I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away'') A fortress of solitude, solitude in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (''begins to leave'')\\



'''Sid''': There we are, a picture of health.\\

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'''Sid''': There we are, a are. A picture of health.\\
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* Ellie: [Talking about Sid being missing] This isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid
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* This exchange between Manny and Diego whilst they are trapped inside a carnivorous plant. If you've seen the movie, you know what I mean. Also a moment of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar getting crap past the radar]]:

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* This exchange between Manny and Diego whilst they are trapped inside a carnivorous plant. If you've seen the movie, you know what I mean. Also a moment of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar getting crap past the radar]]:
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* Ellie: [Talking about Sid being missing] This isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid
* Buck overhears Manny's concerns about not being a good friend to Sid and chimes in with this glorious comment.
-->'''Buck:''' Better friend, are you pluckin' my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy! Not the best husband or father... but a darn good friend!
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-->'''Diego''': ''[trying to push the Guanlongs off a cliff]'' I'm trying! You have no idea what I'm going through! ''[looks back at Ellie and remembers she's in labor]'' Sorry.

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-->'''Diego''': ''[trying to push the Guanlongs off a cliff]'' I'm trying! You have no idea what I'm going through! ''[looks back at Ellie and remembers she's in labor]'' through!
--> ''[[Pushes the Gualongs with a log, sending them off the cliff]]''
-->'''Diego''': Whoo! [[MeaningfulEcho My paws are burning, baby! They're burnin'! I got tip toe. Tippy toe! Tippy toe!]]
-->'''Ellie''': Excuse me, twinkle-toes--givin' birth here!
-->'''Diego''':
Sorry.
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* Diego fighting Guanlongs while Ellie is in labor.
-->'''Ellie''': Push! ''Push!''
-->'''Diego''': ''[trying to push the Guanlongs off a cliff]'' I'm trying! You have no idea what I'm going through! ''[looks back at Ellie and remembers she's in labor]'' Sorry.
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*At the climax during the final battle with Rudy, Diego passes by the same Ankylosaurus that attacked him and the others earlier, whimpering in utter fear behind a bush.
-->'''Diego''': Wuss!
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*When Crash and Eddie encounter the trashed playground
-->'''Crash''': This place is totaled!\\
'''Eddie''': And we ''didn't'' wreck it!\\
'''Crash''': Gee, we're losing our touch, bro.
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*The Scrat vs. Scratte rivalry
**When Scrat first encounters Scratte for the first time LouRawls' ''You'll Never Find'' starts playing as Scrat gazes smitten with her...followed by a RecordNeedleScratch as soon as he sees her holding his acorn.
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'''Manny''': Sid, whatever you're doin' it's a bad idea.\\

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'''Manny''': Sid, whatever you're doin' doin', it's a bad idea.\\



'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking One of them almost became an omelet.]]\\

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'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign sign: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking One one of them almost became an omelet.]]\\



'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away) A fortress of solitude, in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (begins to leave)\\

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'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (puts (''puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away) away'') A fortress of solitude, in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (begins (''begins to leave)\\leave'')\\
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--->''Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something'']] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face'';
-->'''Sid''' (''running from the angry ox''): AAAAH!! "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]"

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--->''Pulls --->''(Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something'']] something]] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face'';
face)'';
-->'''Sid''' (''running from the angry ox''): AAAAH!! "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]"FEMALE!!!]]
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* This exchange between Manny and Diego whilst they are trapped inside a carnivorous plant. If you've seen the movie, you know what I mean. Also a moment of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar getting crap past the radar]]:
-->'''Diego:''' I feel… tingly.
-->'''Manny:''' (rolls eyes) Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!
-->'''Diego:''' Not THAT kind of tingly!
* Pretty much anything said by Buck in the third movie.
** Especially him using a rock like a cell phone.
--> '''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.
* Scrat, Scratte, and the Nutty Tango.
* The third film, after Peaches is born:
--> '''Sid''': It's a boy!
--> '''Diego''': That's its tail.
--> '''Sid''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's a girl!]]
* Sid trying to milk a sleeping ox for the dino babies.
-->'''Sid''': ''Hush you mean vicious animal. I'm your baby, and this is my...milk''
--->''Pulls [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar something'']] that makes the ox wake up with a disgruntled face'';
-->'''Sid''' (''running from the angry ox''): AAAAH!! "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!!!]]"
* "[[DopeSlap Can someone slap him for me?!?]]"
* That pterodactyl. "WHO'S DRIVING THIS THING?!"
** Particularly the MidAirRepair.
--> '''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.
* The Chasm of Death scene with these lines from Manny, Crash, Eddie, and Diego when they get affected by the fumes, which seem to be a mix of helium/laughing gas.
--> '''Manny''': ''(helium voice)'' You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! ''(He, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh.)''
--> '''Crash''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!
--> '''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)'' Who does? He's an idiot!
--> '''Diego''': ''(helium voice)'' Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
--> '''Manny''': Thank ''you'' for deserting the herd! That was totally super!
--> ''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin laughing again)''
* When Buck makes his debut, everyone gives him a WTF? reaction. ''Even the dinosaurs''.
* When Sid Shows Manny & Ellie the eggs
-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, & Yoko.\\
'''Manny''': Sid, whatever you're doin' it's a bad idea.\\
'''Sid''': Shh. My kids'll hear you.\\
'''Manny''': They're not your kids, Sid. Take 'em back. You're not meant to be a parent.\\
'''Sid''': Why not?!\\
'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking One of them almost became an omelet.]]\\
'''Ellie''': Sid, somebody's probably worried sick looking for them.\\
'''Sid''': No! They were underground in ice! If it wasn't for me, they'd be... [[{{Pun}} eggcicles]]\\
'''Manny''': Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with...uh, low standards...no real options...or sense of smell...\\
(''Sid is offended by Manny's words'')\\
'''Ellie''': What Manny means to say is--\\
'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away) A fortress of solitude, in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (begins to leave)\\
'''Manny''': That's a ''lot'' of aloneness.\\
'''Sid''': ''PRECISELY!''
* This gem:
-->'''Sid''': I see somebody else who has a bun in the oven!\\
'''Pudgy Beaver''': Oh, ''I'M NOT PREGNANT!'' [''whacks Sid on the head with a stick'']\\
'''Sid''': Ouch! That's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother! \\
[''gets hit again'']
** What's better is that Sid is in 100% SincerityMode towards the rude fat beaver.
* When Sid demands the baby dino to spit out the kid he just swallowed
-->'''Sid''': Spit him out.\\
'''Baby Dino''': Uh-uh.\\
'''Sid''': If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant! One...two...don't make me say three.\\
(''Baby Dino spits out an ostrich chick'')\\
'''Sid''': There we are, a picture of health.\\
'''Aardvark Mom''': That's not Little Johnny!\\
'''Sid''': Well, better than nothing.\\
'''Ostrich Mom''' (''scooping up the baby ostrich''): Madison!
** Then when Manny arrives, the baby dino promptly spits out Johnny, looking very dazed.
* "For the record, I blame you for this!"
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