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--> '''L:''' ... However many there may be.

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--> '''L:''' ... However many there they may be.
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--> '''Light:''' I believe we came here to investigate the supposedly haunted house, not our mental issues.

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--> '''Light:''' I believe we came here to investigate the supposedly haunted house, not ''not'' our mental issues.



--> '''Light:''' Next you're going to start sticking out your tongu- just like that! L, I saw that!

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--> '''Light:''' Next you're going to start sticking out your tongu- just ''just like that! that!'' L, I saw that!



--> '''Near:''' I want ChocoPops. And I grew tired of waiting for you two to finish your relationship drama, so I interrupted you. You may proceed once I have had my bowl of ChocoPops.

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--> '''Near:''' I want ChocoPops.Chocopops. And I grew tired of waiting for you two to finish your relationship drama, so I interrupted you. You may proceed once I have had my bowl of ChocoPops.Chocopops.
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* L's incredibly childish rivalry with Beyond Birthday.
--> '''Light:''' Next you're going to start sticking out your tongu- just like that! L, I saw that!

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* When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt [[WoundedGazelleGambit turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.]]

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* When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt [[WoundedGazelleGambit turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.]] ]]
* Kelly's reaction to L laughing so hard that he almost stops breathing. And Watari's reaction. And Light, and Misa, and Matt's reaction. But especially Kelly's.
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* Misa visits the Whammy House, and Near announces that Mello is seducing Light while in drag. Every single girl immediately rushes to the windows.
--> '''Matt:''' Don't even try to explain! It's over between us, you hear me – over! And to steal the boyfriend of your own brother – you really are the lowest! Shame on you!
--> '''Mello:''' ... What has he eaten?
--> '''L:''' Apparently, you have seduced my boyfriend. According to my knowledge of social relationships, we are not on speaking terms for now.
--> '''Mello:''' ... ''WHAT?''
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--> '''Matt:''' Mello, Mels, my sweet, darling beloved Mello... ''how come you are so very familiar with Barbie and her relationships?'' Because I know for a fact that we never played with Barbie.
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* Light and L getting into an extended metaphor, where L loves cake and would cherish anybody who brought him one, but if Matt is cake then Mello would eat him, but the point of the metaphor is not that Mello would cherish Matt, but Mello isn't a cannibal... unless Matt is covered with chocolate syrup?
--> '''L:''' I am no longer sure what we're talking about.
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* During the haunted house.
--> '''Light:''' I believe we came here to investigate the supposedly haunted house, not our mental issues.
--> '''L:''' ... However many there may be.
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* This;
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--> '''Near:''' Yes, I'm planning on infiltrating among the ghosts and becoming their king.

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* Almost anything with Near is this, with a side order of adorable.
--> '''Near:''' I want ChocoPops. And I grew tired of waiting for you two to finish your relationship drama, so I interrupted you. You may proceed once I have had my bowl of ChocoPops.
--> '''L:''' You mean Mello's Chocopops.
--> '''Near:''' Yes, that's why I want them.
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--> '''little girl:''' Mr. Light, tell us more about the lesbian princess!

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--> '''little girl:''' Mr. Light, tell us more about the [[{{Xenafication}} lesbian princess! princess!]]
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** When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt [[WoundedGazelleGambit turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.]]
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** * When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt [[WoundedGazelleGambit turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.]]
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** This:

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* Kira tells the Wammy kids a bedtime story in which the brave and mighty [[MeaningfulName Sir Luminare rescues the lovely and quarrelsome Princess Elle]] and L's comments on and the "enhancements" he adds to the story.
--> '''little girl:''' Mr. Light, tell us more about the lesbian princess!
--> '''Light''' (to L): What have you been teaching these kids!
** When L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his room Matt [[WoundedGazelleGambit turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.]]
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--> '''Matt''' (to Light and L): No morning sex! ({{Beat}}) or afternoon sex, or evening sex or...
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--> '''L:''' Where's Near?
--> '''Mello:''' Oh, he's safe...
--> '''Matt:''' ... in a closet.
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--> '''Light:''' There's no such thing as ghosts!
--> '''L:''' Light-kun is right. [[LampshadeHanging Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous.]]

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