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** While his team is about to use lights to trigger a seizure from the patient, House shows up with a ''massive'' stereo speaker, claiming sound to be just as effective. He proceeds to turn it on and [[DreadfulMusician the patient's music]] starts blasting through the room.
--->'''House:''' ''[yelling over the music]'' Now remind me of your influences here? I wanna say... Thelonious Monk and the sound a trash compactor makes when you crawl inside it.\\
''[Patient glares at him]''\\
'''House:''' I don't do it for you, I do it for me.\\
''[Patient starts convulsing]''\\
'''House:''' ''[to Kutner]'' What do you think, is he seizing or dancing?
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--->'''House:''' Oops, my bad.

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--->'''House:''' Oops, ({{Beat}}, as Cuddy gives him a DeathGlare) ...my bad.
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'''House:''' (''{{Beat}} as he immediately goes for his medicine bottle and pops a couple Vicodin'')

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'''House:''' (''{{Beat}} as he [[ThisIsGonnaSuck immediately goes for his medicine bottle bottle]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink and pops a couple Vicodin'')Vicodin]]'')

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* A little later, Foreman barges into House's office.

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* ** A little later, Foreman barges into House's office.



* House finally identifies the culprit, a tapeworm, which he promptly cuts out of Hannah. Without anesthetic. As an awed nurse takes a picture on her phone.

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* ** House finally identifies the culprit, a tapeworm, which he promptly cuts out of Hannah. Without anesthetic. As an awed nurse takes a picture on her phone.


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* Wilson's victory dance in "The Fix", when he went to charge $50 from a bet he made with House.
** House later goes to his office to pay up... and trashes the whole place out of spite.
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*** Followed by House's reaction to the... amateur surgery.

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*** Followed by House's reaction [[{{Squick}} reaction]] to the... amateur surgery.
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--->'''Cuddy:''' Hi. I'm the dean of medicine.\\

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--->'''Cuddy:''' Hi. I'm the dean Dean of medicine.Medicine.\\
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* In "Unwritten" a famous author is brought into the hospital after suffering a seizure. When House figures out that she actually tried to kill herself, she becomes defensive and gets up to leave despite House's protests, with her daring him to try and stop her. House proceeds to do exactly that, loudly declaring that he's placing her on a 72 hour psychiatric hold and that if she tries to leave she will be sedated.

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* In "Unwritten" a famous author is brought into the hospital after suffering a seizure. When House figures out that she actually tried to kill herself, herself she becomes defensive and gets up to leave despite House's protests, leave, with her daring him to try and stop her. House proceeds to do exactly that, loudly declaring that he's placing her on a 72 hour psychiatric hold and that if she tries to leave she will be sedated.
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* In "Unwritten" a famous author is brought into the hospital after suffering a seizure. When House figures out that she actually tried to kill herself, she becomes defensive and gets up to leave despite House's protests, with her daring him to try and stop her. House proceeds to do exactly that, loudly declaring that he's placing her on a 72 hour psychiatric hold and that if she tries to leave she will be sedated.
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** When they’re first discussing the patient, a young supermodel, we get this exchange.
--->'''Chase:''' She’s never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me.\\
'''Cameron:''' Or bulimia, or her age. Some girls don’t start till their mid to late teens.\\

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** When they’re they're first discussing the patient, a young supermodel, we get this exchange.
--->'''Chase:''' She’s She's never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me.\\
'''Cameron:''' Or bulimia, or her age. Some girls don’t don't start till their mid to late teens.\\



'''Chase:''' Implants. I’ve seen some of her photos. They’ve grown dramatically since last summer.\\

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'''Chase:''' Implants. I’ve I've seen some of her photos. They’ve They've grown dramatically since last summer.\\



'''Foreman:''' I thought you didn’t believe in God.\\

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'''Foreman:''' I thought you didn’t didn't believe in God.\\
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* "Maternity":
** A clinic comes in complaining of symptoms. House diagnoses her with a parasite.
--->'''House:''' Now, don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites. ...It has your eyes.
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** House deducing from one clinic patient's embarrassment and inability to sit down that there's something stuck inside his butt. House assures him that he won't be shocked. Turns out an [=MP3=] player is in there. Cue {{beat}} from House.
--->'''House:''' Is it because of the size, or the shape, or is it the pounding bass line?

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** House deducing from one clinic patient's embarrassment and inability to sit down that there's something stuck inside his butt. House assures him that he won't be shocked. Turns out an [=MP3=] player is in there. Cue long {{beat}} from House.
--->'''House:''' Is it...Is it because of the size, or the shape, or shape? Or is it the pounding bass line?
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* House preventing Foreman's authority by playing charades with his team in "The Tyrant".

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* House preventing undermining Foreman's authority by playing charades with his team in "The Tyrant".



** House's male patient has started lactating for unknown reasons. While in the midst of a differential, House takes a sample of the patient's milk the team had collected and ''pours it into his coffee''. Cue collective stares of abject horror from the team as prepares several times to take a drink.

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** House's male patient has started lactating for unknown reasons. While in the midst of a differential, House takes a sample of the patient's milk the team had collected and ''pours it into his coffee''. Cue collective stares of abject horror from the team as he prepares several times to take a drink.
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-->'''House''': Walking looks good in camera. [[LampshadeHanging Gives the illusion of the story moving forward.]]

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-->'''House''': Walking looks good in on camera. [[LampshadeHanging Gives the illusion of the story moving forward.]]



** Wilson's reaction to hearing punk rock music is to ask, "A profit-seeking entity released this?"

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** Wilson's reaction to hearing punk rock music is to ask, "A profit-seeking entity released this?"this?!"



** After a conversation with Wilson about how he's screwing with his team through the SecretSanta, they walk off together

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** After a conversation with Wilson about how he's screwing with his team through the SecretSanta, they walk off togethertogether.



** Believing he's on to something, House stops the others from wheeling Kaneshiro to the O.R. By locking himself, Thirteen, and Kaneshiro in the room with the rest outside.

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** Believing he's on to something, House stops the others from wheeling Kaneshiro to the O.R. By by locking himself, Thirteen, and Kaneshiro in the room with the rest outside.

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'''House:''' Yes, they are all irreplaceable. If only this country had figured out a way to somehow to teach people to interpret PET scans.\\

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'''House:''' Yes, they are all irreplaceable. If only this country had figured out a way to somehow to teach people to interpret PET scans.\\



''[House calls Chase]''\\
'''House:''' Chase. If you know what's on the PET scan, call me back.\\

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''[House calls Chase]''\\
'''House:''' ''[calls Chase]]'' Chase. If you know what's on the PET scan, call me back.\\ ''[hangs up]''\\

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