History Funny / Hitman3

* Like usual, [=NPCs=] will say a random voiceline if you get too close to them, but one stands out in particular:

--> '''Imogen Royce:''' [[CasualDangerDialog So... have you seen any good films recently?]]

* If you pick the Block starting location, the three guards in front of you in The Block talk about how adorable kids look when they're sleeping, then about how adults look like imbeciles when ''they'' sleep. One guard denies this - by pointing out that one of their compatriots who is currently sleeping [[BaitAndSwitchComment "looks like an imbecile when he's awake" too]]. This is par for the course for NPC conversations in ''Hitman''...except that this conversation has ''subtitles'', reserved only for some (not even all!) mission-relevant voice lines. This conversation leads nowhere useful, and is generally a bit of an oddity, that it comes off as hilarious. There is also no telling how many players stuck around listening to tir when they spawn in [[CowTools expecting someone to say something useful]] and get nothing but people bickering.

* Three guards in The Block talk about how adorable kids look when they're sleeping, then about how adults look like imbeciles when ''they'' sleep. One guard denies this - [[BaitAndSwitchComment by pointing out that one of their compatriots "looks like an imbecile when he's awake" too]]. This is par for the course for NPC conversations in ''Hitman''...except that the conversation has ''subtitles'', reserved only for some (not even all) mission-relevant voice lines. There is no telling how many players stuck around listening to this conversation [[CowTools expecting someone to say something useful]] and get nothing but people bickering.

* Talking to Diana and Vidal as Tobias Rieper too many times will cause the latter to invite 47 for a private meeting. Despite being an obvious trap, 47 continues his "corporate liquidator" ruse. During said meeting, Vidal boasts about the confrontation being "five against one", resulting in 47 quipping one of two answers.

* Talking to Diana and Vidal as Tobias Rieper too many times will cause the latter to invite 47 for a private meeting. Despite being an obvious trap, 47 continues his "corporate liquidator" ruse.
** During said meeting, Vidal boasts about the confrontation being "five against one", resulting in 47 quipping one of two answers.

--> [[Series/TheMandalorian "I like those odds."]]

* An out of universe example is the fact that many players will fix the laboratory in the conservatory just because they can and be completely shocked when it results in Alexa's death, not realizing that it is the final thing necessary for Emma to kill their shared target. There's no Opportunity for this, making it even less likely to figure out, but you still get an Achievement for it. One can just imagine Agent 47 going IMeantToDoThat and taking credit for Emma's murder.

* Outside the club is a rather suspicious man wearing sunglasses and overalls asking you to obtain his "allergy pills" (clearly party drugs). If he's handed them, he gets you a place in the club as his number two, while continuing to emphasize the double entendres in his speech. Despite his weirdness, he actually isn't one of the undercover agents.

* Three guards in The Block talk about how adorable kids look when they're sleeping, then about how adults look like imbeciles when ''they'' sleep. One guard denies this - [[BaitAndSwitchComment by pointing out that one of their compatriots "looks like an imbecile when he's awake" too]]. This is par for the course for NPC conversations in ''Hitman''...except that the conversation has ''subtitles'', reserved only for some (not even all) mission-relevant, unique voicelines. There is no telling how many players stuck around listening to this conversation [[CowTools expecting someone to say something useful]].

* If guards catch you trying to walk past them into a restricted area wearing something a ninja suit like the White Shadow, they will have dialogue admonishing you for [[DoWrongRight not being stealthy enough to just sneak past them]] like the ninja you’re supposed to be.