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* When Harry goes to Ollivander's to get his wand, he tries two wands before finding the correct one, and they both caused a mess, with the second one destroying a vase and startling him, leading him to give it back like he was carrying glass. Considering that he had try out a whole stack of wands to find the perfect one for him in the book and that Ollivander took the wands away from him before something happened, would those wands wreck his entire shop?
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*Dudley's {{establishing character moment}} which involves pestering poor Harry by stomping on top of the stairs where Harry sleeps underneath.
-->'''Dudley''': '''''WAKE UP, COUSIN! WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO!'''''
** And just after this, Dudley's reaction to his birthday presents that literally take up half of the living room.
--->'''Dudley''': How many ''are'' there?!
--->'''Vernon''': Thirty-six, counted them myself.
--->'''Dudley''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THIRTY-SIX?!?!]]''''' '''''[[SpoiledBrat BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY-SEVEN!!!!]]'''''
--->'''Vernon''': Ah y-yes! W-well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year-
--->'''Dudley''': '''''I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!!!!'''''
--->'''Petunia''': Now, now, now. This is what we're going to do, is that when we go out, [[PushoverParents we're going to buy you two new presents!]] How's that, Popkin?
*** All while during Dudley's rant, [[SeenItAll Harry is shown glaring at Dudley and shaking his head in resignation]]. His non-verbal way of saying "I'm real sick of your shit, Dudley".
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* When Dumbledore announces that the third-floor corridor is out-of-bounds to anyone who "does not wish to die a most painful death" (and does so in the same businesslike tone he uses for all of the other announcements), the other students whisper amongst each other in curiosity. Meanwhile, Harry's face is pure WTF.

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* When Dumbledore announces that the third-floor corridor is out-of-bounds to anyone who "does not wish to die a most painful death" (and does so in the same businesslike tone he uses for all of the other announcements), the other students whisper amongst each other in curiosity. Meanwhile, [[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0lrjlo56ttwz.jpg Harry's face face]] is pure WTF.
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** The fact that you can ''see'' the snake look down at Dudley, then decide that, no, he's actually ''not'' worth the effort of dealing with, and promptly decides to leave as quick as possible.
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** One wonders if any students succumbed to CutenessProximity and tried to pet the kitty on the desk.
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* The Hogwarts school song is sung to the tune of"whatever melody any given individual likes, resulting in everyone finishing at different times. Mention is made of the Weasley twins being the last people singing, as they decided to sing along to "a very slow funeral march".

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* The Hogwarts school song is sung to the tune of"whatever of whatever melody any given individual likes, resulting in everyone finishing at different times. Mention is made of the Weasley twins being the last people singing, as they decided to sing along to "a very slow funeral march".

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* The Hogwarts school song is sung to the tune of "whatever melody any given individual likes", resulting in everyone finishing at different times. Mention is made of the Weasley twins being the last people singing, as they decided to sing along to "a very slow funeral march".

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* The Hogwarts school song is sung to the tune of "whatever of"whatever melody any given individual likes", likes, resulting in everyone finishing at different times. Mention is made of the Weasley twins being the last people singing, as they decided to sing along to "a very slow funeral march".



* When Harry gets the idea to have Charlie Weasley take Norbert off of their hands, he first launches the idea by glancing at Ron and muttering "Charlie". Ron's response?
-->"Now you're losing it too. I'm Ron, remember?"
** Hagrid before this is cooing at Norbert with baby talk.
--->'''Hagrid:''' Norbert, where's Mummy?\\
'''Ron:''' He's lost his marbles.
* Hagrid tells Harry and Hermione that he's given Norbert a teddy bear:
-->''From inside the crate came ripping noises that sounded to Harry as though the teddy was having his head torn off.''

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* When Harry gets the idea to have Charlie Weasley take Norbert One Quidditch practice sees Oliver Wood tell off of Fred and George for pretending to fall off their hands, he first launches brooms because Snape's refereeing the idea by glancing at Ron next game and muttering "Charlie". Ron's response?
-->"Now you're losing it too. I'm Ron, remember?"
** Hagrid before this is cooing at Norbert with baby talk.
--->'''Hagrid:''' Norbert, where's Mummy?\\
'''Ron:''' He's lost
they don't need to give him excuses to take points off Gryffindor. Upon hearing this, George falls off his marbles.
* Hagrid tells Harry and Hermione that he's given Norbert a teddy bear:
-->''From inside the crate came ripping noises that sounded to Harry as though the teddy was having his head torn off.''
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* Neville interrupts the discussion of Snape refereeing Quidditch by suddenly falling into the common room with a curse sticking his legs together. By the narration's reckoning, Neville "must have had to bunny hop all the way up to Gryffindor tower" in that state.
* Once the trio pieces together where they've heard of Nicolas Flamel before, Hermione rushes off to her dormitory and returns with a very large book she says she borrowed from the library "for a bit of light reading."
-->'''Ron:''' ''Light?''
* Hermione announces via dramatic whisper that Flamel made the Philosopher's Stone, [[FailedAttemptAtDrama only for Harry and Ron to respond with "The what?" because they've never heard of it before]].
* When Harry gets the idea to have Charlie Weasley take Norbert off of their hands, he first launches the idea by glancing at Ron and muttering "Charlie". Ron's response?
-->"Now you're losing it too. I'm Ron, remember?"
** Hagrid before this is cooing at Norbert with baby talk.
--->'''Hagrid:''' Norbert, where's Mummy?\\
'''Ron:''' He's lost his marbles.
* Hagrid tells Harry and Hermione that he's given Norbert a teddy bear:
-->''From inside the crate came ripping noises that sounded to Harry as though the teddy was having his head torn off.''

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