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[[caption-width-right:350:You ''don't'' want to know what it smells like in there.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:You ''don't'' want to know what it smells like
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--->'''[=YouTube=] comment:''' Step aside Master Chief and Locke. This army of Creator/{{Nathan Fillion}}s gonna show how things get done.

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--->'''[=YouTube=] comment:''' Step aside Master Chief and Locke. This army of Creator/{{Nathan Fillion}}s gonna show how things get done.done.
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** So you probably put down 60 bucks for some to get more [[Creator/NathanFillion Buck]], but in case that wasn't enough [[RuleOfThree Buck]] for your [[RunningGag buck]], 343 gives you [[OverlyLongGag 60 Bucks]] for your [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 60 bucks...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRP_zL6WG38&ab_channel=Halo Yeah, we don't know either...]]

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** So you probably put down 60 bucks for some to get more [[Creator/NathanFillion Buck]], but in case that wasn't enough [[RuleOfThree Buck]] for your [[RunningGag buck]], 343 gives you [[OverlyLongGag 60 Bucks]] for your [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 60 bucks...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRP_zL6WG38&ab_channel=Halo Yeah, we don't know either...]]]]
--->'''[=YouTube=] comment:''' Step aside Master Chief and Locke. This army of Creator/{{Nathan Fillion}}s gonna show how things get done.
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** The IWHBYD Skull lines for the Promethean Soldiers in particular turn them into stereotypical trash-talking gamers, but it's still in their deep mechanical voices.
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "My trickshots are immeasurably dank!"[[note]]This one is extremely ironic if said Soldier is using a homing weapon like the Boltshot or Suppressor.[[/note]]
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "HACKS!"
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "I call hacks on that!"
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "It would seem you cannot even."
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "You what mate?!"
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "Get wrecked, scrub!"
--->'''Promethean Soldier''': "You nerds are getting wrecked."
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* From the E3 2015 playthrough, the Covenant are back to speaking English. Torturing the Grunts has never been so missed:

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* From the E3 2015 playthrough, the Covenant are back to speaking English. [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Torturing the Grunts has never been so missed:missed]]:
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** Even better, the character's voice actress is Jennifer Hale, aka [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]], who has her own alien boyfriends and is a WalkingDisasterArea.
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-->The Goblin mech suit is armed with a Needle Cannon that can fire off swarms of heavy explosive crystalline shards and a back-mounted Shardstorm launcher that unleashes [[MoreDakka entire clouds of Needles]] that is an impressive sight – even if it [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy doesn’t actually hit anyone]] – and is equipped with a Power Wrist and Furious Feet for close-quarters combat, though “Goblin jockeys” prefer to keep enemies far away, [[DirtyCoward preferably on different battlefields]], if possible.
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-->"The Goblin is a Balaho-born battlesuit that embodies the pillars that Unggoy themselves universally agree their species is known for: [[BlatantLies ruggedness, agility, and lethality]]. Created in the likeness of the Forerunner’s pre-ascension form (as popularized by famous Unggoy theologian Ang’napnap The Enlightened)[[note]]the joke being that it's actually just shaped like a Grunt[[/note]], the Goblin combines exotic engineering acumen (so that it doesn’t explode upon activation), Covenant manufacturing technology (for push-button assembly), and Unggoy user interface design (so the operator can hit lots of buttons) into a bipedal mech that UNSC forces universally agree is deadlier than an entire combat lance of unsuited Grunts (but a little less than a file, if you want to get technical). All agree the Goblin can handle even the most dire combat experience, with the Grunt jockey inside cowering – er, protected by a dedicated energy shield and thick plates of armor."

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-->"The -->The Goblin is a Balaho-born battlesuit that embodies the pillars that Unggoy themselves universally agree their species is known for: [[BlatantLies ruggedness, agility, and lethality]]. Created in the likeness of the Forerunner’s pre-ascension form (as popularized by famous Unggoy theologian Ang’napnap The Enlightened)[[note]]the joke being that it's actually just shaped like a Grunt[[/note]], the Goblin combines exotic engineering acumen (so that it doesn’t explode upon activation), Covenant manufacturing technology (for push-button assembly), and Unggoy user interface design (so the operator can hit lots of buttons) into a bipedal mech that UNSC forces universally agree is deadlier than an entire combat lance of unsuited Grunts (but a little less than a file, if you want to get technical). All agree the Goblin can handle even the most dire combat experience, with the Grunt jockey inside cowering – er, protected by a dedicated energy shield and thick plates of armor."

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* The Grunt [[MiniMecha Goblin]] is a masterpiece of RefugeInAudacity; the pilot's attempts at trash-talking and his tendency to [[CallingYourAttacks call out his attacks]] like he's in a SuperRobot anime are absolutely hilarious, especially when it becomes clear he's speaking through what's basically a loudspeaker.

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* The Grunt In Firefight, the [[MiniMecha Goblin]] is a masterpiece of RefugeInAudacity; the Grunt pilot's attempts at trash-talking and his tendency to [[CallingYourAttacks call out his attacks]] like he's in a SuperRobot anime are absolutely hilarious, especially when it becomes clear he's speaking through what's basically a loudspeaker.loudspeaker. [[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/canon-fodder-buzz-generating Its backstory]] is pretty hilarious too:
-->"The Goblin is a Balaho-born battlesuit that embodies the pillars that Unggoy themselves universally agree their species is known for: [[BlatantLies ruggedness, agility, and lethality]]. Created in the likeness of the Forerunner’s pre-ascension form (as popularized by famous Unggoy theologian Ang’napnap The Enlightened)[[note]]the joke being that it's actually just shaped like a Grunt[[/note]], the Goblin combines exotic engineering acumen (so that it doesn’t explode upon activation), Covenant manufacturing technology (for push-button assembly), and Unggoy user interface design (so the operator can hit lots of buttons) into a bipedal mech that UNSC forces universally agree is deadlier than an entire combat lance of unsuited Grunts (but a little less than a file, if you want to get technical). All agree the Goblin can handle even the most dire combat experience, with the Grunt jockey inside cowering – er, protected by a dedicated energy shield and thick plates of armor."
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* The Grunt [[MiniMecha Goblin]] is a masterpiece of RefugeInAudacity; the pilot's attempts at trash-talking and his tendency to [[CallingYourAttacks call out his attacks]] like he's in a SuperRobot anime are absolutely hilarious, especially when it becomes clear he's speaking through what's basically a loudspeaker.
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--->'''Exuberant Witness''': (After friendly fire) "[[CallBack Unacceptable!]] [[MythologyGag Absolutely]] [[IronicEcho unacceptable!]]"
--->'''Exuberant Witness''': (After friendly fire) "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Your aim is quite commendable!]]"
--->'''Exuberant Witness''': [[RuleOfThree (After friendly fire)]] "Are you shooting at me? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How invigorating!]]
--->'''Exuberant Witness''': [[OverlyLongGag (After friendly fire)]] "Friendly Fire! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What an experience!]]"
--->'''Warden Eternal''': (After killing a mook) "*annoyed* Cut it ouuuut! I just made those!"
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**[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9phBkkqCo_o&ab_channel=CJKIES Here's another comp]] [[FunWithSubtitles that adds subtitles]] as well as funny things that happen along the way.
--->'''Meridian Militia''': "[[FilmNoir The Spartan fixed me with a steamy gaze...]] [[ThinkingOutLoud Well, some type of gaze.]] I couldn't really tell with the helmet."
--->'''Meridian Marine''': "[[FilmNoir The Spartan clawed greedily at my weapon and I let it go.]] [[DumbassHasAPoint No piece was worth a slug in the skull.]]"
--->'''Enemy Grunt''': "[[SuicidalOverconfidence On your knees human! Beg for mercy!]]"
--->'''Enemy Elite''': "'''''[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ROAR OF FRUSTRATION!]]'''''"
--->'''Enemy Elite''': "I'm hit! And you hurt my feelings, too!"
--->'''Enemy Grunt''': (After [[ActionBomb Suicide Grunt]] fails a kill) "I'll never hurt humans again!"
--->'''Enemy Elite''': "Pretty sure I shot-[[KilledMidSentence AAAGH!!!]]"
--->'''Friendly Elite''': (After friendly fire) "[[MachoMasochism There is glory in suffering!]]"
--->'''Enemy Elite''': "It's time for dying! You're dying! [[TemptingFate I'm dying]][[KilledMidSentence -UAGH!]]"
--->'''WE'RE ALL DYING!'''
--->'''Master Chief''': (while witnessing the Singing Grunt EasterEgg) "[[FlatWhat It's...]] [[SarcasmFailure unique...]]"
--->'''Linda''': "Care to Elaborate?"
--->'''Master Chief''': "[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain No.]]"
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*An EasterEgg on the Warzone map "Urban" features a painting of a Spartan triumphantly holding a smoking handgun with a Halo in the background... [[http://www.halopedia.org/images/3/31/H5G-UrbanPainting.png Oh, and there's a sword-wielding Elite riding a unicorn.]]
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I miss Bungie too, but they stopped making Halo games years ago.


** So you probably put down 60 bucks for some to get more [[Creator/NathanFillion Buck]], but in case that wasn't enough [[RuleOfThree Buck]] for your [[RunningGag buck]], Bungie gives you [[OverlyLongGag 60 Bucks]] for your [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 60 bucks...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRP_zL6WG38&ab_channel=Halo Yeah, we don't know either...]]

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** So you probably put down 60 bucks for some to get more [[Creator/NathanFillion Buck]], but in case that wasn't enough [[RuleOfThree Buck]] for your [[RunningGag buck]], Bungie 343 gives you [[OverlyLongGag 60 Bucks]] for your [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 60 bucks...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRP_zL6WG38&ab_channel=Halo Yeah, we don't know either...]]

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