History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxyTheTelltaleSeries

* When young Peter meets Yondu for the first time, he can asks whether this blue guy with the red mohawk is his dad. Yondu simply [[HaHaHaNo laughs at him before saying no]].

* During the above argument, if you tell the two of them to shut up, Rocket responds by telling ''you'' to shut up'' and if so inclined, you can get into a rather juvenile back-and-forth with Rocket in an effort to get him to shut up.
-->'''Rocket'''

* The "helping [[spoiler:Mantis]] concentrate" montage, featuring Star-Lord "convincing" his fellow Guardians to be quiet through quick-time events, all set to "Shambala" by Three Dog Night.
** If [[spoiler:Nebula]] is still with you, she will have an arm-wrestling contest with Drax. Even when Gamora joins in the two can't even budge her. [[spoiler:Then Rocket pokes her in the cybernetics with an electric prod, causing her to fall over comically. Rocket stands on the table triumphantly... before Star-Lord yanks him away]].
* A possible option when Gamora is hesitant to enter the church:
-->'''Peter:''' If anything goes wrong, I've got you to protect me, right?
-->'''Gamora:''' ''(rolls eyes and walks ahead)''
-->'''Peter:''' You're not saying anything, and that's extremely worrying.
* The entrance of [[spoiler:Mantis]], majestically rising out of a stasis unit...and then unceremoniously flopping onto the floor.

* If Drax is the last team member to rejoin the group, he will express annoyance at the fact that you didn't come for him first as he is, in his words, "Your favorite and most loyal friend. Who has never done you any harm and has harmed all of your enemies. Repeatedly."

* Once the team is reunited, Rocket devises a plan to infiltrate Hala's ship and defeat her for good. You are tasked with assigning roles for each of the Guardians to play in the final mission: a Hacker to hack the security terminal, a Protector to protect the Hacker, a Distractor to well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin create a distraction]] and a Retriever to steal Hala's helmet. You can assign any of the Guardians to a given role no matter how ill-suited they are and the plan works anyway.

** Alternatively, you can task [[HopelessWithTech Drax]] with hacking the computer, with [[PercussiveMaintenance predictable results]]. Thankfully, this still achieves the intended outcome of disabling Hala's shields.

Vylly

---->What are you talking about? The museum was already that way when we got there! You know what? I bet it was Nebula! That's the risk you take when you get such a valuble piece like Thanos' corpse. But I'm sure the Collector has some kind of space insurance for all that, right?\\

*** Peter's response:

---->'''SUBJECT''': NEVER AGAIN!\\

** Furthermore, Rocket's suggests to sell [[spoiler: Thanos' body]] to the Collector. Peter comments how weird that is, and Rocket responds how weird is the new norm. As well as how odd that his plan is weirdest thing he's heard when they have a [[spoiler: dead titan]] on their table and Groot's puking in the bathroom.
* Choosing to take [[spoiler:Thanos' body]] to the Nova Corps will result in a rather hilarious situation. As the Corps are scanning the body to confirm its identity, the Guardians have to wait quite some time until Rocket decide s to break the tension. One of the Nova Corp member will then mention he is a fan of Star Lord and Peter can reply by stating he is a fan of them too only for Rocket to say "Nova Corps suck" on the Milano's speaker.

* [[spoiler:Mantis]] calls Peter a "hero the legends foretold. So brave and handsome," but not in the classical way. This earns Peter a chuckle from Gamora.
** When [[spoiler:Mantis]] meets the rest of the Guardians, she will describe all the virtues Peter has that made him the "Celestial One". In response, Peter can say that the description of a wise, emotionally mature leader describes him perfectly, prompting laughter from the other Guardians.

----->Dude, it's called SPELL CHECK! Look into it!

--->Hey, boy! I bin heerin all sorta crazyness around teh name "Peter Quill" latelee. Like peeple sayin ya friggin' killed Thanos??! I don't beleeve it.

---->Petee I ain't too pleased wit the mess u and ur crew left allover my safehouse. Dead leves and fer erverywear! Y'know my Ravagers got allergys theyr very perticuler to. This is da final time I stick my craw out for ya.\\

*** Peter's response in Episode 3.

** Alternatively, you can task Drax with hacking the computer, with [[PercussiveMaintenance predictable results]]. Thankfully, this still achieves the intended outcome of disabling Hala's shields.

*** After you visit him in Episode 2, he sends you an email complaining about you leaving a mess in his house.

*** In Episode 3, Yondu invites you (and "Gimonda") to a barbecue.

*** Peter's response in Episode 3.

** If Gamora is chosen as the Hacker, she makes a new "friend" who agrees to disarm the weapons' fail-safes for her. Said friend is evidently a terrified Kree whom Gamora was holding at knifepoint. When Peter asks Gamora to put her friend on the line so he can thank him personally, Gamora says that she already killed him.

*** Peter's response in Episode 3.

** Drax sends you an email for the first time.
--->'''SUBJECT:''' I am no one's subject. My legs are sturdy and I am independent.\\
'''FROM:''' I am Drax the Destroyer, steadfast warrior and sworn enemy of the Mad Titan Thanos! Together with my ambitiously-named brothers-in-arms "The Guardians of the Galaxy" we have slain many foes, and overcome many worthwhile challenges together. My physical strength and battle prowess makes me a valuable ally to this group.\\
'''TO:''' [=PQuill=]\\

----->'''Peter''': Dude, it's called SPELL CHECK! Look into it!

--->SUBJECT: I am no one's subject. My legs are sturdy and I am independent.\\
FROM: I am Drax the Destroyer, steadfast warrior and sworn enemy of the Mad Titan Thanos! Together with my ambitiously-named brothers-in-arms "The Guardians of the Galaxy" we have slain many foes, and overcome many worthwhile challenges together. My physical strength and battle prowess makes me a valuable ally to this group.\\
TO: [=PQuill=]\\

----->Dude, it's called SPELL CHECK! Look into it!

Tell Gumaonda I m very available

** There's also a message from ComicBook/HowardTheDuck, who's complaining that Rocket owes him money from their last poker night and hasn't ponied up.

--->Quill --\\
Hey, how's it going? Having a good day? I'm real happy that you're cranking around checking your mesSAGES INSTEAD OF JUST CALLING THE COLLECTOR.\\

** There's also a message from Howard the Duck, who's complaining about Rocket not paying him money owed to him from their last poker night.

* Once the team is reunited, Rocket devises a plan to infiltrate Hala's ship and defeat her for good. You are tasked with assigning roles for each of the Guardians to play in the final mission: a Hacker to hack the security terminal, a Protector to protect the Hacker, a Distractor to well, create a distraction and a Retriever to steal Hala's helmet. You can assign any of the Guardians to a given role no matter how ill-suited they are and the plan works anyway.

** Alternatively, you can task Drax with hacking the computer, with predictable results. Thankfully, this still achieves the intended outcome of disabling Hala's shields.

** If Peter remains silent, Drax will continue listing Pete's various enemies.

--->'''Drax''': Oh, the blood! It is everywhere! Even in my mouth! HAHAHAHA!\\
'''Peter''': ''[audibly [[TooMuchInformation uncomfortable]]]'' Okay. Good to know.
*** If the role is given to Rocket, he can be heard laughing maniacally, prompting Peter to comment "Aw! He sounds so happy."

* Before the final battle with Hala Peter gives a rousing speech to the Guardians. He turns to each member of the team and you're given four options to say about each one. You have the option of ''wildly insulting'' any member of the group, such as saying Rocket is riddled with pests in front of everyone.
** One option lets you refer to Rocket as the "Number One Smartass in the Galaxy", which he takes as a compliment.
** You can describe Drax as "a perfect murdering machine who despite all odds has become more bloodthirsty than ever before." Drax is moved to tears by your kind words.

''Peter''': What do you mean "done"? The Kree're all dead?\\

''Peter''': Oh. That was fast.

--->'''Drax''': You told me to hack the computer. I have hacked it to pieces!\\

'''Drax''': Hahaha! You were wise to entrust this task to me!

--->Ah! The blood! It is everywhere! Even in my mouth!
*** If the role is given to Rocket, he can be heard laughing maniacally, with Peter happily commenting that he sounds so happy.

* Once the team is reunited, Rocket devises a plan to infiltrate Hala's ship and defeat her for good. You are tasked with assigning roles for each of the Guardians to play in the final mission: one to create a distraction, one to hack the ship's security terminal, one to protect the hacker and of course, one to steal Hala's helmet. You can assign any of the Guardians to each role and the plan works anyway.

* During the flashback Peter is shown sporting a moustache. Groot can even lament his lack of one.
** Rocket dubs Peter "Stache Lord".
** An optional line of dialogue has Rocket refer to Pete's mustache as an "upper lip atrocity".