History Funny / FragmentsOfChaldea

* Iri gets a papercut, setting up Nightingale's Madness Enhancement and leading the Berserker to chase Iri around the medical bay. This becomes even funnier when you remember that Irisviel is a Holy Grail given flesh and likely powerful enough to knock Florence on her ass, yet she still flees the insane physician.

* Fou is given a christmas sweater and it seems very uncomfortable. [[spoiler:It's funny seeing the former Primate Murder struggle with a sweater.]]

* And just as he's about to run away, he sees Da Vinci standing right in front of him... with his laptop... that contains a message from his Internet Idol...[[spoiler:revealing Roman had asked for lewd pics.]]

* The Epilogue's author notes: in reference to Grand Order's gameplay mechanics, Gudao has achieved [[RelationshipValues Bond Level 10]] with Gilgamesh thanks to [[spoiler: reuniting him with Enkidu]], prompting the King of Heroes to finally accept him fully as a Master, the closest thing to friendship Gil's pride will permit. Gabby, who Gil almost never obeys unless it's convenient or suits his whim? "Sorry, you're still like 1."

** After [[spoiler: losing]] the match, Ozymandias owns the outcome with his usual bombastic aplomb, and completely humiliates Gilgamesh for the third time running: [[spoiler: he serves his week-long sentence as Gilgamesh's servant while wearing a French Maid uniform (clearly cut for a woman) and bringing [[WholesomeCrossdresser Astolfo]] along for the ride, making Gil extremely uncomfortable in the process]].

** Angra got his hands on an RPG that lets him be as evil as he wants. On his tumblr, the author stated it could be any one of many morally decisive games, but in response to a guess that it was VideoGame/{{Undertale}}, he admitted that Angra would've found [[spoiler: meeting Chara and selling them Frisk's soul]] to be quite amusing.

* Cu's "Lancer Luck" and losing streak against Sabers is still biting him in the ass even at Chaldea: after helping Medb de-stress Gabby with a threesome, he finds out [[spoiler: that despite being the object of Medb's lust for most of her life, now that she's tasted him, he's still second best compared to her husband Fergus]], which burns his pride severely. That Scathach finds out later and rubs it in by laughing at [[spoiler: his disappointment]] ''really'' doesn't help.

*** And during that scene, Asako still looks dumbfounded while her male personality, Zayd, laughed at the Avenger with Beowulf.
* Yedda, the youngest member of Hundred Face's gestalt, addresses King Hassan as "Grandpa Hassan", a subtle reference to the fancomics by Eirri. Asako (the gestalt's primary face), Cursed Arm, and Serenity all freeze in utter terror... [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments only for King Hassan to gently permit Yedda's irreverence]]. He of course instantly warns the rest of Hundred Face that heads will literally roll should anyone else use that nickname.

* [[spoiler: Mephistopheles, Nobunaga, and Merlin]] all conspire to forcibly convert Shakespeare's newest play from a tragedy into a comedy, with their efforts aided by random accidents along the way. Indeed, the author's insights state that the main premise of this fragment was to give the Bard a taste of his own medicine. Every time something goes wrong, it sends him further into fury and fits. There are too many to list, but here are some highlights:
** A shipping crate falls on one of the extras (one of Hundred Face's bodies, thankfully), splitting open to reveal a pile of Fou plushies created by Medea and Naomi - even Fou himself is confused, but it gives everyone a great laugh.
** Yedda gets trapped on stage by her dress getting caught on the set. She manages to successfully hide for most of the scene, until Phantom's cape causes her to sneeze and knock over the bush piece she was hiding behind. She quickly flees the stage as Mata Hari and Arash manage to salvage the moment brilliantly.

** The culprits manage to trigger one final trap as they're captured, ultimately resulting in the sprinklers going off and slicking up the stage, which manages to completely derail the finale: [[spoiler: Mata Hari slips [[AccidentalKiss and crashes into Arash's lips]], which quickly [[RelationshipUpgrade ceases to be accidental]].]]

* The way the crowd rooting for [[spoiler:Merlin going one-on-one against Goetia]]
-->'''Get him, [[spoiler:Merlin]]!'''\\

Is he even hurting [[spoiler:Goetia]]?\\

-->'''David:''' Da Vinci's right, Roman. I've come to realize you're quite the unbelievable idiot... Pretty selfish, unbelievably vulgar, a good-for-nothing womanizer... [[spoiler: LikeFatherLikeSon,]] huh?\\

* The first thing that Marie looks up on her new iPad, amidst warnings from her salon staff about the dangers of the Internet? [[spoiler:Cat videos!]]

* Ishtar gets possessive of Parvati, loudly proclaiming that Ereshkigal won't steal her sister away from her. It's funny and kind of adorable, especially given this is likely Rin's BigSisterInstinct coming out to protect Sakura, Parvati's current host and Rin's half-sister.

** Mashu gets drunk again in the last part of the chapter, resulting in Gabby videotaping the drunken Mashu (in her "Dangerous Beast" costume) trying to make a move on the panicking Gudao as a form of blackmail.