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* Glory's bait-and-switch at the end of chapter 49. She tricks Blackjack into thinking that they're about to have sex...then proceeds to [[spoiler: beat the ever-loving crap out of her over her infidelity.]]

** Illustrated [[http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/124464 here.]]

* Chapter 34: again, Blackjack gets hammered drunk, and again she manages to intimidate a group of winged ponies into giving her a piggyback ride. [[spoiler: Only this time it's the alicorns instead of the Enclave, [[Fanfic/FalloutEquestria Littlepip]] is along for the ride, she's wearing a crown made of taped-together whiskey bottles, and she manages to exasperate the Goddess to the point of a mental breakdown.]]

* Blackjack and co. take cover from a fierce storm, and she uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter [[spoiler: between Rarity and Vanity]]. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends staring at her. [[JizzedInMyPants For some reason]].

* Blackjack and friends take cover from a fierce storm, and she uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter [[spoiler: between Rarity and Vanity]]. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends staring at her. [[JizzedInMyPants For some reason]].

* Blackjack and friends take cover from a fierce storm, and BJ uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter [[spoiler: between Rarity and Vanity]]. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends awkwardly staring at her. [[JizzedInMyPants For some reason]].

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Rubber hoof brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga wooga!"]]

* Blackjack and co. need spark batteries to buy passage on a boat. The only trader nearby who is [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Charity]], and Blackjack is broke. Cue PuppyEyes and [[AdultChild whining]].

-->'''Deus:'''[[spoiler:“Gonna give me a blow job?”]]\\
'''Blackjack''':[[spoiler:*''MagicMissile GroinAttack''*]]

* Finding out that Princess Luna's first Grand Galloping Gala as ruler was organised by [[spoiler: ''Pinkie Pie''.]]

* Recovering from a hangover in Chapter 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one and promptly vomits. [[VomitIndiscretionShot All over P-21.]]

* Scotch Tape tries Glory's cooking.
-->“Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad. I’ve had poo water in my mouth,” Scotch said with a snort at the other two as I stepped out. There was a loud gulp and then, a second later, a thud.

--> '''Blackjack:''' “I like to imagine her as some big, tough, take-no-shit kind of mare. [...] Big and tough and strong and doesn’t let anything cross her. She probably dual wields miniguns with missile launchers strapped to them. She’s probably got some kind of power armor too. Like magical super heavy plate that blasts lightning from her horn. And flies!

* Any discussion of Blackjack's 'compact' horn, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything and her envy of Lacunae's larger one.]]

* Recovering from a hangover in Chapter 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one and promptly vomits. [[VomitIndiscretionShot All over P-21.]]

--> '''Blackjack:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck “So, am I going to]] [[NaughtyTentacles grow tentacles?]] [[EyeScream A third eye?]] [[GenderBender A penis?]] [[BeyondTheImpossible Eye tentacle penises?”]]

* Recovering from a hangover in Part 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one and promptly vomits. [[VomitIndiscretionShot All over P-21.]]

* Recovering from a hangover in Part 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one and promptly vomits. All over P-21.

* Recovering from a hangover in Part 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one and promptly vomits. All over P-21

* Recovering from a hangover in Part 17, Blackjack is offered a HideousHangOverCure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[HealingFactor immortal,]] [[ImmuneToDrugs drug-immune]] [[{{Badass}} reaper]], tries one, then promptly vomits all over P-21 and takes a mouthful of [[FantasticDrug mint-als]] to recover.

* [[DrunkenMaster Whenever Blackjack gets drunk.]] Often overlaps with CrowningMomentOfAwesome.