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'''Enclave Soldier''': The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!

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'''Enclave Soldier''': The ''The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. United-fucking-States-of-America.'' Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who ''Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who ass,'' '''''who is this?!this?!'''''
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-->'''Chosen One''': [[AskAStupidQuestion The President of the United States?]]
-->'''Enclave Soldier''': The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!

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-->'''Chosen --->'''Chosen One''': [[AskAStupidQuestion The President of the United States?]]
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States?]]\\
'''Enclave
Soldier''': The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!
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* Golgotha,the graveyard outside of New Reno, has some comedy gold in its tombstones:
--> ''Charles Cuevas: He once said, 'Give me hockey or give me death.' [[ForegoneConclusion He didn't quite get hockey.]]''
--> ''"Doug Avery. Hated the war for destroying his trailer park lifestyle."''
--> ''"Here lies Ezekial Aikle, age 102. The good die young."''
--> ''"Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising."''
--> ''"Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803. His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, [[ComfortingTheWidow and yearns to be comforted.]]"''
--> ''"Nitsa - The reason Charles [[BrickJoke didn't quite get hockey.]]"''
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** The best part about it is how genuinely confused and frustrated the Enclave solider sounds.

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** The best part about it is how genuinely confused and frustrated the Enclave solider soldier sounds.
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* Going to see Valerie in Vault City with Vic will reveal that she is his estranged daughter. The two will then engage in SnarkToSnarkCombat for so long the Chosen One will scream "Shut up! Shut up both of you!"

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* Myron when he's irradiated.
-->'''Myron:''' I need some Rad-away before the radiation eats my Gnads-away.!!



-->'''Frank:''' Well, [[MoodWhiplash it's a little past 12. Anyone up for lunch?]]\\

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-->'''Frank:''' Well, [[MoodWhiplash it's a little past 12. 12]]. [[VillainsOutShopping Anyone up for lunch?]]\\

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* If you get too irradiated, your character sprouts a sixth toe. If you have this toe surgically removed, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's possible to eat it]]. The game's response? [[WhatTheHellPlayer "You just ate your fucking toe!"]]

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* If you get too irradiated, your character sprouts a sixth toe. If you have this toe surgically removed, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's possible to to]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} eat it]]. The game's response? [[WhatTheHellPlayer "You just ate your fucking toe!"]]
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* In the otherwise [[NightmareFuel creepy]] GameOver screen, there is cut dialogue ranging from Ron Perlman mocking your point allocation and telling you that you should just start the game over or him recounting that your body was found near the outhouse in Modoc and how nobody would retrieve you because the stench was too terrible.

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* In the otherwise [[NightmareFuel creepy]] GameOver screen, there is cut dialogue ranging from Ron Perlman mocking your point allocation and telling you that you should just start the game over or him recounting that your body was found near the outhouse in Modoc and how nobody would retrieve you because the stench was too terrible.terrible.
** Also, there's a very rare chance where [[HaveANiceDeath you'll get a rather amusing response as he breaks the fourth wall]] especially if you keep repeatedly dying.
--> "You're dead. Again."
--> "Hope you saved your game, 'cause you're dead."
--> "Here's a picture of your corpse. [[CaptainObvious Not pretty]]."
--> "Boy, are you stupid. And dead."
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* The very fact you can target at the groin has lead one reviewer to point out you can [[https://youtu.be/Zb5U_ElVT-E?t=422 punch a rat in the balls]]

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* The very fact you can target at the groin has lead one reviewer to point out you can [[https://youtu.be/Zb5U_ElVT-E?t=422 punch a rat in the balls]]balls]].



* '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKkHmFOfKE SERGEANT ARCH DORNAN]]''' is guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off on accout of his glorious DrillSergeantNasty LargeHam voice acting. It is impossible to hear him and not crack up with just how ballistic he goes with every line of dialogue. There's a reason he's an EnsembleDarkhorse.

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* '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkKkHmFOfKE SERGEANT ARCH DORNAN]]''' is guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off on accout account of his glorious DrillSergeantNasty LargeHam voice acting. It is impossible to hear him and not crack up with just how ballistic he goes with every line of dialogue. There's a reason he's an EnsembleDarkhorse.
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** Immediately after talking to him, your character is sent to stand guard outside the hangar. The first thing you see is them scratching their head, as if wondering "what the hell did I get myself into?".
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** The best part about it is how genuinely confused and frustrated the Enclave solider sounds.
-->'''Chosen One''': [[AskAStupidQuestion The President of the United States?]]
-->'''Enclave Soldier''': The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!
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Well, ''this'' would've been useful at the beginning of the goddamn game.

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Well, ''this'' would've been useful at the beginning of the goddamn game.game.
* In the otherwise [[NightmareFuel creepy]] GameOver screen, there is cut dialogue ranging from Ron Perlman mocking your point allocation and telling you that you should just start the game over or him recounting that your body was found near the outhouse in Modoc and how nobody would retrieve you because the stench was too terrible.
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Chosen One doesn't deliver the nuke-death line in a killed mid sentence way.


--> '''Chosen One:''' [[OhCrap Mother of go-]] '''[[KilledMidSentence *BOOM!*]]'''

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--> '''Chosen One:''' [[OhCrap Mother of go-]] '''[[KilledMidSentence *BOOM!*]]'''God...]]
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* If you take your car to New Reno, it gets stolen when you leave it. Getting it back involves interrogating Jules, the nearby drug dealer.
-->'''Jules:''' Your car? You sure you parked it here? I ain't seen it.\\
'''Chosen One:''' What, you suddenly gone BLIND? You see my FIST, motherfucker? You see it? Now tell me again you haven't seen my car! I fucking DARE you!
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* Sulik then points you to a man named Torr whom the player can have low intelligence conversations with (Complete with subtitles!). The implication being that the two idiots understand one another perfectly. Here's a transcript:

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* Sulik then points you to a man named Torr whom the player can have low intelligence conversations with (Complete with subtitles!). The implication being that the two idiots understand one another perfectly. Here's a the transcript:



* In Redding, your final quest from the sheriff is to take down a guy named Frog Morton. When you're told that he got that nickname for croaking people, this i your reaction.

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* In Redding, your final quest from the sheriff is to take down a guy named Frog Morton. When you're told that he got that nickname for croaking people, this i is your reaction.
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* As a random encounter, you can run into the Guardian of Forever. [[ShoutOut The same one]] from ''LiveActionTV/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''. Entering through it apparently sends you back into the past and into Vault 13, where you accidentally break the water chip and cause the events of the first game.

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* As a random encounter, you can run into the Guardian of Forever. [[ShoutOut The same one]] from ''LiveActionTV/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''.''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''. Entering through it apparently sends you back into the past and into Vault 13, where you accidentally break the water chip and cause the events of the first game.
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* As a random encounter, you can run into the Guardian of Forever, which is some sort stone ring in the middle of the desert. Entering through it apparently sends you back into the past and into Vault 13, where you accidentally break the water chip and cause the events of the first game.

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* As a random encounter, you can run into the Guardian of Forever, which is some sort stone ring in the middle of the desert.Forever. [[ShoutOut The same one]] from ''LiveActionTV/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''. Entering through it apparently sends you back into the past and into Vault 13, where you accidentally break the water chip and cause the events of the first game.
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* The very fact you can target at the groin has lead one reviewer to point out you can [[https://youtu.be/Zb5U_ElVT-E?t=422 punch a rat in the balls]]
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The same thing happened to me with my 9 INT character so it doesn't just happens with low intelligence. Also fixed some typos and grammatical errors.


* As a low-intelligence character, you can ask the guard of the commander's office to learn that cleaner stuff is allowed to enter the room. If you quit the dialogue and try to pretend to be a cleaner right after that, the guard ends up less than impressed with your attempts to enter the office.

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* As a low-intelligence character, you You can ask talk to the guard of the commander's office to learn that cleaner stuff cleaning staff is allowed to enter the room. room but they're supposed to come in an hour. If you quit the dialogue dialogue, use your pip-boy to wait an hour while in his line of sight and try to pretend to be a cleaner right after that, the guard ends up less than impressed with your attempts to enter the office.
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** Myron is a companion with a talking head, too, so he has voiced dialogue for a couple of special occasions such as telling him to wait in a spooky cave. He doesn't even try to hide how mortified and scared he is!

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** Myron is a companion with a talking head, too, so he has voiced dialogue for a couple of special occasions such as telling him to wait in a spooky cave. wait. He doesn't even try to hide how mortified and scared he is! is of you leaving him, and this is especially better if the background happens to be a spooky cave...
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* Speaking of Myron, a lot of his battle dialogue as a companion is hilarious. Most of it consists of him trying to come up with comebacks, whining when he gets injured, and he even laughs at an enemy if they miss attacking him at times.
** Myron is a companion with a talking head, too, so he has voiced dialogue for a couple of special occasions such as telling him to wait in a spooky cave. He doesn't even try to hide how mortified and scared he is!

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