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-->'''Kerry''': '''''PEANUT BUTTER!!!'''''

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-->'''Kerry''': '''''PEANUT BUTTER!!!'''''BUTTER!!!'''''
* In "Closure," Kerry kisses her ex-boyfriend Bruno, then races out of the attic.
-->'''Kerry''': Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
-->'''Bridget''': You shot him?
-->'''Kerry''': Worse. I kissed him.
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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and start BackingAwaySlowly.

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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate compliment Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), [[ComplimentBackfire only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins.raisins]]. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and start BackingAwaySlowly.
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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and inch away from the kitchen as quietly but quickly as they can.

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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and inch away from the kitchen as quietly but quickly as they can.start BackingAwaySlowly.
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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction to Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and inch away from the kitchen as quietly but quickly as they can.

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* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction to from Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and inch away from the kitchen as quietly but quickly as they can.

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** "I've never met this guy in my whole life!"

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** "I've never met this guy him in my whole life!"



* "Rory Hennessy doesn't serve cold lasagne!"

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* "Rory Hennessy doesn't serve cold lasagne!"lasagna!"



--> '''CJ:''' The thief, the druggie or the biker chick?

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--> '''CJ:''' The thief, the druggie druggie, or the biker chick?chick?
* Cate's attempt at [[FoodAsBribe currying favor with Kerry by baking cookies]] ends up failing because she can't remember Kerry's favorite flavor (peanut butter) -- the cookies she bakes turn out to be butterscotch flavor (Bridget's favorite) instead. She tries once more (this time to commiserate Kerry for helping Bridget out with her studies), only to fail again because the cookies this time are oatmeal & raisins. Worse yet, Cate herself is the only one in the family that fail to remember Kerry's favorite cookie flavor, as the mere mention of the oatmeal & raisins flavor prompts an OhCrap reaction to Jim, Rory, C.J., and Bridget, who immediately drop the cookie each of them is holding and inch away from the kitchen as quietly but quickly as they can.
-->'''Kerry''': '''''PEANUT BUTTER!!!'''''
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** And in the same episode, the fake ID Bridget gets for Kerry is of a 31-year-old woman. Made even more hilarious with the knowledge that Kerry was played by a [[DawsonCasting 26-year-old]].

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---> '''Kerry:''' Yeah, that's how it happens (!)
** Was Kerry being sarcastic by that last remark?

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---> '''Kerry:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's how it happens (!)
happens]]
** Was And earlier in the episode:
--> '''Bridget:''' (''notices
Kerry being sarcastic by that last remark?wearing her earrings'') First you steal my popularity and now my earrings?
--> '''Kerry:''' You forgot about your boyfriend.
--> ''[[CatFight Bridget screams and jumps on top of Kerrie]]''.



'''Bridget/Kerry/C.J.:''' ''[get cellphone out]'' Grandpa, I'm scared.

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'''Bridget/Kerry/C.J.:''' ''[get cellphone out]'' Grandpa, I'm scared.scared.
* While Cate is performing "Daddy's Girl" in a Heartwarming Moment in a bar one guy buys Kerry a beer. Cate gets down off the stage, takes the beer away and shakes her head at the guy ''without stopping singing''.
* Cate trying to cheer her sister up after a divorce:
--> '''Cate:''' Taking a bath always makes me feel like a new woman.
--> '''Maggie:''' Ted found a new woman.
--> '''Cate:''' I meant when I'm taking a bath, I'm always a nude woman.
--> '''Maggie:''' I found Ted with a nude woman.
--> '''Cate:''' You know, it's probably best not to dwell on Ted.
--> '''Maggie:''' I found Ted with a nude woman in a dwelling.
* "Rory Hennessy doesn't serve cold lasagne!"
* From the very first episode:
--> '''Paul:''' I'm mad at something you said.
--> '''Cate:''' What?
--> '''Paul:''' Let's start a family.
--> '''Cate:''' Well you're the one that wanted to keep going until we had a boy.
* Kerry is forced to avoid being sarcastic and so Paul wears a hideously patterned sweater to annoy her.
--> '''Kerry:''' Mom, I'm going to write something down on a piece of paper and I want you to say it to Dad.
--> '''Paul:''' If it's sarcastic, you're still out.
--> ''Kerry crumples up the piece of paper''
* Cate has just discovered Kerry has pot in her school bag (while Rory kidnapped a police dog and Bridget is dating a guy with a motorcycle).
--> '''Cate:''' I'm just trying to figure out what's happening to my good child.
--> '''CJ:''' The thief, the druggie or the biker chick?
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** Was Kerry being sarcastic by that last remark?
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* In one episode, Bridget, Kerry, and EVEN C.J. calls Grandpa whenever they get scared.

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* In one episode, Bridget, Kerry, and EVEN C.J. calls Grandpa Jim whenever they get scared.

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* In one episode ''Pauland'' his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry and Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response?
---> '''Paul:''' Can you rent kids?

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\n* In one episode ''Pauland'' "Pauland" his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry and Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response?
---> '''Paul:''' Can you rent kids?kids?
* In one episode, Bridget, Kerry, and EVEN C.J. calls Grandpa whenever they get scared.
-->''[A scary-looking guy stares at her/them/him and bought something for her/them/him.]''\\
'''Bridget/Kerry/C.J.:''' ''[get cellphone out]'' Grandpa, I'm scared.
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** "I've never met this guy in my whole life!"
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* "I am looking for a gorgeous blonde named CJ"

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* "I am looking for a gorgeous blonde named CJ"C.J."



* In one episode Pauland his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry a Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response?

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* In one episode Pauland ''Pauland'' his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry a and Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response?
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---> '''Kerry:''' Yeah, that's how it happens (!)

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---> '''Kerry:''' Yeah, that's how it happens (!)(!)

* In one episode Pauland his family is invited to a famous athlete's house for dinner so he can write a book about him when he's talking about how he'll rent a suit, Kerry a Bridget run down the stairs as Bridget gives Kerry a wedgie. Paul's response?
---> '''Paul:''' Can you rent kids?

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