History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga

'''Goku:''' STUFFED CRUST, KING KAI! YOU CAN EAT IT ''IN REVERSE''. ''(Inside Goku's eye is an actual stuffed crust pizza being ripped apart)''\\

** And Freeza even lampshades how easy it was for Goku to let him power up to 100%.
--> '''Freeza:''' I just love just how easy it is to get away with this s**t with you people! I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just sit there and let me. I want to reach 100% power, and you just sit right there and let me!\\
'''Goku:''' So can I get a meat lovers?\\
(Goku gets kneed in the face by Freeza.)\\
'''King Kai:''' ...And that is my star pupil... I don't even know why I bother.

* King Kai's attempt to talk to [[HumanoidAbomination Mr. Popo]] telepathically. His antennae explode. And Mr. Popo then gets to fire off the best line in the saga:
--> '''King Kai:''' How the hell do you work with this guy?\\
'''Kami:''' It's easier than you think.\\
''(Cut to Mr. Popo about to summon the dragon)''\\
'''Mr. Popo''': I'M SO F**KING HIGH RIGHT NOW.
* Freeza becomes upset when Goku stops speaking and, after going into a rant about how superior he is to the now-Super Saiyan, decides to blow up Namek.
-->'''Freeza:''' You think now that you're this so-called "Super Saiyan" that you're better than me, Lord Freeza?! ''(losing his shit)'' Well, you're not! I own you! I own your planet! I own ''this planet!'' In fact... ''(charges up a large orange energy sphere)'' '''''[[EarthShatteringKaboom F**K THIS PLANET!!!]]''''' ''(throws Death Ball directly at Namek)''
** Goku's response to this?
---> '''Goku:''' Wait, I zoned out there for a second. Wha?\\
('''*EXPLOSION*''')\\
'''King Kai:''' ... No...! NO, NO- SONUVABITCH! GAAAH!!

* When Freeza fails to blow up Namek
--> '''Goku:''' D-Did you miss?\\
'''Freeza:''' How could I ''miss''?!\\
'''Goku:''' I dunno, how ''did'' ya?\\
'''Freeza:''' I know I hit the core... God, this ''always'' happens when I try and perform under stress.
* When Gohan is carrying Bulma back to the ship she angrily bitching at him as she's been prone to the entire trip to Namek but she forgets that Gohan is flying, and even he is sick of her shit at this point.
-->'''Bulma:''' Oh, well how nice of you to finally come and get me! Only left me stranded all on my own to fend for myself! Planet is going to hell, I almost die, ''AND I'M FREAKING THE F**K OUT!''\\
'''Gohan:''' ''(utterly unphased)'' Bulma, [[BewareTheNiceOnes how high would you have to fall from to hit terminal velocity?]]\\
'''Bulma:''' ''(glares, but stays silent)''\\
'''Gohan:''' I thought so.
** Beforehand, Gohan finds a stranded and very irate Bulma, who is making what can only be described as [[FunWithSubtitles Unearthly Eldritch Sounds]].
* King Kai snapping at the Z fighters for assuming he'd keep them all informed, and Tien lampshading that it reflects how little they've accomplished.
-->'''King Kai:''' I don't have to tell you everything! I don't have to tell you ''anything!''
-->'''Tien:''' And that pretty much sums up our time spent here.
** When Yamcha asks King Kai what's going on Namek, King Kai says they could just hold onto his shoulders, but Yamcha complains he smells:
-->'''King Kai:''' That's my natural musk. ''Mmmmusk... mmmmmmusk...''
-->'''Tien:''' Stop saying 'Musk'.
-->'''King Kai:''' Stop eating my food.

--> '''Freeza:''' Dirty monkey... Huh? Where-- ''[Goku appears in front of him, two heads higher and with his abs in front of Freeza's face]'' [[HoYay Oh, my]] ''[[HoYay god]]'', [[DistractedByTheSexy you could grind meat on th]]-- ''[stumbles back]'' AH!

'''Piccolo:''' [[PowerCreepPowerSeep That concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?]]

'''Guru''' ''(gurgling and fading)''''':''' Choke on... them...! [[RegretEatingMe Choke on them...!]] [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 Choke on them...!]]\\

'''Guru:''' NOOOOO! NAAAAAAAAAAAIL!

'''Guru''' ''(gurgling and fading)'' ''':''' Choke on... them...! [[RegretEatingMe Choke on them...!]] [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 Choke on them...!]]\\