History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedAndroidsCellSaga

-->'''Android 18:''' Wait a sec, did you build a ''ginger'' Android?! Man, there's a "Soulless Machine" Joke there, [[BlatantLies but that's]] [[StealthJoke beneath me.]]

-->'''Android 18:''' Wait a sec, did you build a ''ginger'' Android?! Man, there's a "Soulless Machine" Joke there, [[BlatantLies but that's beneath me.]]

'''Vegeta:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why?! It's a goddamn ''door''!]]

'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? ... Shit, that's good...

'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? ... Shit, that's good...\\

-->'''Tienshinhan:''' Did you hear the name of his attack?
'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?

-->'''Tienshinhan:''' Did you hear the name of his attack?
'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? ... Shit, that's good...

-->'''Nail:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Uh, I dunno, this coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?]]\\

* Android 17 wants to steal a truck, when one finally arrives,
-->'''17:''' Aw, yeah! A tru--\\

* Vegeta calling 18 a [[CountryMatters cunt]]. Everyone gives shocked silence. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Including 17.]] 18 [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown does not]] [[CurbStompBattle take it well]].

* Yamcha volunteers to take Goku back to his house, also noting that he will just get killed if he stays fighting, to which everyone agrees.
--> '''Vegeta:''' Why are you even here!?

''(Flashback to Super Saiyan Goku straing him down)''\\

** Freeza going into a full VillainousBreakdown at the sight of Trunks going Super Saiyan, with a brief flashback to Goku on Planet Namek (''[[BrickJoke "Pizza"]]'').
-->'''Freeza:''' No. No! NO! ''NO!!'' '''NO!!!''' '''KILL!!!''' ''(zap)'' '''MURDER!!!''' ''(bzzt)'' '''DESTROY!!!''' ''(kssh)'' '''''[[Series/DoctorWho EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!]]'''''

** And the following dialogue to the above:
--->'''Dr. Gero:''' Why is dodging a subroutine!? It's not that complex!\\
---> [[CallBack (Picollo turns to Gohan and just stares at him)]]\\
---> ''Gohan''(innocently): [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What? WHAT?]]

--> '''Dr. Gero:''' You lime-colored, son of a bitch! It's gonna take me at least 2 hours to program a new hand! No, wait, I'm right handed! '''3 HOURS'''!

--> '''Speaking of which... Soldiers, the scavenger hunt will proceed as such. Normal human heads are worth one point. Namekian heads are worth twenty. Filthy half-Saiyan brats: Fifty. And if you find any miserable, odious, insubordinate full-blooded monkey garbage... You win.

-->'''Chi-Chi:''' Alright! I demand to know who has been spreading rumors that I have been forcing Gohan to, and I quote, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis POUND. MY. TUNA!]]'''
-->'''Krillin:''' Look Chi-Chi, if it really upsets you, [[InnocentInnuendo we'll all take turns pounding your tuna]], ok? But, [[UpToEleven only if we get to eat it together.]]

-->'''Krillin (Off-Screen):''' Hey Gohan! Goin' fishin'?
-->'''Gohan (after catching four rare Paozu Tuna):''' Yup! With Dad gone, I'm the bread-winner now. ''(Seeing Krillin's new get-up)'' What's with the weird clothes, Krillin?
-->'''Krillin:''' Ah, ah, ah! My name is no longer "Krillin." My new name is ''"Juan Sanchez."''
-->'''Gohan (slightly deadpan):''' ...I'm compelled to ask ''"Why"''.

--> '''Krillin:''' She says I have a very rich personality.
--> '''Maron:''' And a wealth of knowledge.
--> '''Krillin:''' And her boobs are as big as my head.
--> '''Gohan:''' I have made the comparison.

--> '''Kami:''' What does that have to do with-
--> '''Popo:''' 'CAUSE IT WAS NOTHIN' BUT GARLIC!

--> Kami: You do know that [fusing] technique is forbidden, Piccolo.
--> Piccolo: [[LameComeback Your face is forbidden]]!
--> Nail: Sadly, that ''was'' the best one up here.
--> Piccolo: SHUT IT NAIL!

-->'''Bulma:''' He's probably running out of fuel soon, so ''(Vegeta's ship dropping into frame in the background and crashing)'' god knows if he'll ever make it back here.
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[IncomingHam I'M BACK]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCHES!!]]

--> '''Yamcha:''' So, where did you bury me anyway?
--> '''Bulma:''' Bury? (cut to Yamcha's body still decaying in the pit he died in)

-->'''Mrs. Briefs:''' Sweetie! Roll out the cot, I think we have a visitor!
-->'''Dr. Briefs:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Is he colored?]]
-->'''[[EyesAlwaysShut Mrs. Briefs:]]''' I'm not sure, [[LampshadeHanging I never open my eyes!]]

-->'''Vegeta:''' Why don't all you idiots just start showing up?!
-->'''Krillin:''' Hey, Vegeta!
-->'''Vegeta:''' I WAS F**KING KIDDING!!

-->'''Vegeta:''' ''(slams a fist down on the table)'' Son of a bitch!
-->'''Yamcha:''' What, are you still ticked off about the shirt?
-->'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm - well yes actually, I'm absolutely livid - but that's not the point! That idiot Kakarot failed! FREEZA'S STILL ALIVE!
-->'''Tien:''' Chiatzou, do you feel that? There are two enormous power levels approaching the planet.
-->'''Chiatzou:''' Yeah, see, last time this happened...I blew myself up.
-->'''Tien:''' Yeah. I was gonna ask you to hold off on that this time.

-->'''Vegeta:''' Earth woman! Where's the cleansing powder?
-->'''Bulma:''' We don't have that here. We have soap.
-->'''Vegeta:''' The hell is "soap"?
-->'''Bulma:''' It's that yellow block there made of animal fat.
-->'''Vegeta:''' That sounds awesome! *Chomp* Blagh! This tastes nothing like you just said!

-->'''Vegeta:''' Is that the ''beta-male''?
-->'''Bulma:''' No, [[ButtMonkey Krillin]] just got here.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Oh, God! They're breeding!

-->'''Bulma:''' ''(Walks out onto the deck where Yamcha and Krillin are)'' Ok, so I just got a look at Vegeta's ass, and besides being surprisingly nice, he's got this weird hole.
-->'''Yamcha:''' Uh, yeah, even boys have those, Bulma
-->'''Bulma:''' No, you idiot! I mean a hole above that one.
-->'''Yamcha:''' [{{Beat}}] You mean he's a chick?

-->'''Gohan:''' Now, are you sure it's him?
-->'''Krillin:''' Gohan, once you've had a man inside of you, you know when he's coming.

--> '''Bulma:''' So hey, like just gonna throw this out there. You're really cute.
--> '''Trunks:''' Well, you know, my mom always said I was a cute kid.
--> '''Bulma:''' Oh a momma's boy huh? [[AccidentallyAccurate I'll be your mommy]]. *winks*
--> '''Trunks:''' [''[[TheUnSmile Strained smile]]''] (thinking) '''[[ScreamingAtSquick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[SickAndWrong AAAAAAAAAAA]][[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!]]'''
--> '''Krillin:''' Can I have another Hetap?
--> '''Trunks:''' ''(hysterically)'' YES. YES YOU CAN.

--> '''Vegeta:''' ''If he's never met him before, how the hell does this kid know where Kakarot is going to land? And he can't actually be a damn Saiyan. Either he's a liar, or... maybe... wait a second!'' Did someone drink the last Hetap!? I'll kill you!
--> '''Krillin:''' [[Film/TheThreeStooges Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!]]

---> '''GPS:''' Fly 300 metres north-west, then land near [[MadLibsDialogue IDIOT ROCK]].
---> '''Trunks:''' So that's what they called it before "Idiot Crater".

---> '''Gohan:''' Guys, I think that person is a Super Saiyan.
---> '''Vegeta:''' Like hell he is!
---> '''Krillin:''' Spiky gold hair, incredible power...
---> '''Vegeta:''' You don't know that he's a Super Saiyan. [[CommanderContrarian Maybe he's Super Human, huh?!]] Maybe you slackers haven't been trying hard enough!
---> '''Tien:''' Says the ''non''-Super Saiyan.
---> '''Vegeta:''' FUCK OFF!

--> '''Tien:''' Isn't it a little early to start drinking?
--> '''Bulma:''' Hey, 5 o'clock was 20 hours ago! *downs a can*

--> '''Trunks:''' Hey guys!
--> '''Vegeta:''' Fuck this guy!

--> (''When Yamcha is questioning why they brought Bulma to the battle'')
--> '''Yamcha:''' Personally, I don't think Bulma should be here, a battlefield is no place for a lady.
--> '''Vegeta:''' ...And yet you're sticking around.
--> '''Yamcha:''' I'm serious, I worry about her safety, and as her close and personal friend, possibly the bestie, I think we need to-Aaagh!
--> (''Bulma grabs his ear.'')
--> '''Bulma:''' Anyone want to explain to Yamcha what ten pounds of torque does to a human ear?
--> '''Gohan:''' ...Rips it off?
--> '''Bulma:''' Very good, Gohan!
--> (''Everyone laughs'')
--> '''Krillin:''' (''laughter dies down'') Oooh... we're gonna fucking die.

--> '''Freeza:''' Impudent little... These are not spare parts! What you are looking at is the ultimate culmination of science and nature!
--> '''Trunks:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, wow! I've... never seen that before.]]

--> '''Trunks:''' So, you must be Frieza ("Fry-za").
--> '''Freeza:''' Actually It's Lord Freeza.
--> '''Trunks:''' Really? Then why is there an I in it?
--> '''Freeza:''' There isn't.
--> '''Trunks:''' Huh. Gonna have to fix that when I get back then.

--> '''Krillin:''' Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs? (awkward silence)
--> '''Krillin:''' Really? I'm the only one?
--> '''Vegeta:''' Yes! (thinking) ''He must never know.''

--> '''Krillin:''' Where's Freeza! Oh, there he is...
--> (Trunks dices Freeza up and blows him up.)
--> '''Krillin:''' And there...and there...(scorched piece of Freeza hits him in the head)...and here...Is that his brain?

-->'''Trunks:''' Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here.
-->'''Krillin:''' Snacks!
-->'''Yamcha:''' To kill us!
-->'''Vegeta:''' ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs To kill snacks!]]''

--> '''King Cold:''' (angrily) You murdered my princess...! (calmly) Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
--> [{{Beat}}]
--> '''Trunks:''' ...children?
--> '''King Cold:''' Yeah!
--> '''Trunks:''' Okay...sorta thought you'd be a little more pissed.
--> '''King Cold:''' [[TranquilFury Oh, blindingly so]]. Mind if I see your sword?
--> '''Trunks:''' What? Why?
--> '''King Cold:''' I just wish to hold it.
--> '''Trunks:''' No!
--> '''King Cold:''' Oh, come on, be neighborly.
--> '''Trunks:''' I'm not your neighbor. I also think I hate you.
--> '''King Cold:''' Look, after what you did, I can fit what's left of my son into a meat pie. ''Let me see your stupid sword!''
--> '''Trunks:''' ...
--> '''King Cold:''' >:(
--> '''Trunks:''' [sighs] Fine. ''(lobs sword at King Cold, who catches it)''
--> '''King Cold:''' See~? Nothing nefarious, I just wanted to inspect the craftsmanship...admire the temper...test the edge ON YOU, YOU INSUBORDINATE HICK--''(charges Trunks, only for Trunks to catch the sword with one hand...and then he powers up)'' Huh...still not sure if you hate me?
--> '''Trunks:''' Actually...that pretty much sealed it. ''(blasts a hole through King Cold's chest)''
-->'''King Cold:''' N-no! No, wait! We could work out a deal! If you spare my life...I'll give you a planet! Three planets! Two and a half?
-->'''Trunks:''' You just went down.
-->'''King Cold:''' I'm a haggler...?
-->''(Trunks blasts King Cold to atoms, then does the same to his ship)''

--> '''Freeza:''' ''(chuckle)'' My, my! Not five minutes on this wayward rock, and we already have a volunteer-teer-teer-''(zap)'' dead man. Soldiers! Do your jobs.
--> '''Soldier:''' [[WithDueRespect Lord Freeza, with all due respect]]...
--> '''Freeza:''' [[BadBoss This sounds like insubordination]]...
--> '''Soldier:''' [[OnlySaneMan He just turned an entire squad into a]] ''[[LudicrousGibs PILE OF LIMBS]]''.
--> '''Freeza:''' [[SomeoneElsesProblem And THAT sounds like it's not my problem]].
--> '''Soldier 2:''' Man, move your [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitchin' bitch ass over bitch!]] *uses scouter on Trunks* What, power level of five? Shit, [[MemeticMutation ain't nobody got time for that]]. *Shoots at Trunks, who easily deflects it into a [[RunningGag mount-plateau.]]*
--> '''Soldier 2:''' Well that ain't right... *Falcon Punched by Trunks into Freeza's ship.*
--> '''Trunks:''' Consider that a warning. Either leave now or die.
--> '''Freeza:''' Ooh, is that an ultimatum? I love ultimatums! Here's mine. Either die to him or die to me! *Trunks takes a stance as the soldiers rush him...and slashes them all faster then can be seen. All the soldiers are still standing, immobile.*
--> '''Freeza:''' What...What just happened?
--> '''Trunks:''' [[{{Badass}} Give it a second.]]
--> '''Freeza:''' No, really. They're just...
--> '''Trunks:''' No, no hang on... *Trunks sheathes his sword and the bodies all drop.*
--> '''Trunks:''' Yeah, took me a whole three months to get that one down. [[{{Lampshaded}} They make it look a lot easier then it really is.]] *One soldier is shown still alive, visibly terrified of Trunks* REAL hard part was that guy's armor. *Said soldier's scouter breaks in half, and his armor follows suit as Trunks keeps talking.* Went through a dozen mannequins before I cinched that one. *The soldier backs away slowly from Trunks...*
--> '''Freeza:''' You missed a spot. *impales the soldier with his arm.*
--> '''Soldier 3:''' Lord Freeza... the [[PrecisionFStrike f*ck?]] *Freeza pulls his arm out and the soldier drops.*

-->'''Goku:''' What happened to your hair? It's yellow!
-->'''Trunks:''' Um... so's yours.
-->'''Goku:''' ''It is?!''

-->'''Goku:''' Muffin butto--
-->'''Gohan:''' Don't say muffin button!
-->'''Goku:''' But it ''was''! There's science and stuff.

--->'''Bulma:''' Oh, no! The Prince is getting all huffy! [[CallBack What are you gonna do, try to blow up Earth again?]] Because I have Goku on speed dial.
--->'''Vegeta:''' You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to work a phone!
--->'''Bulma:''' Don't you call me stupid!
--->'''Vegeta:''' Okay, then how about BITCH?!
--->'''Bulma:''' Arrogant dick!
--->'''Vegeta:''' Spoiled sow!
--->'''Bulma:''' F*** you!
--->'''Vegeta:''' F*** ''you''!
--->'''Bulma:''' F*** ''YOU''!
--->'''Vegeta:''' '''F***... YOU!'''
--->'''Bulma:''' ...my room, 10 minutes.

-->'''Goku:''' Sooooo... Wanna go drive cars?
-->'''Piccolo:''' Bitchin'!

-->'''Trunks:''' ''(thinking)'' Father, I hope to get to know you a little better next time. Mother, [[{{Squick}} I hope to get to know you a little]] ''[[{{Squick}} less]]''.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Get the hell outta here!

-->'''Piccolo:''' Hahahahahahahahaha!
-->'''Vegeta:''' What's so funny!?
-->'''Piccolo:''' Your shirt!
-->'''Vegeta:''' Arrrrrrgh!

-->'''Trunks:''' (thinking) OK, Trunks. Don't be nervous. He's just a normal guy. Just introduce yourself.
-->'''Trunks:''' So, you're Sun Wukong, right? (thinking) Dammit!
-->'''Goku:''' I am Son Goku, yes.
-->'''Trunks:''' (thinking) Roll with it.

-->'''Trunks:''' (to Goku) According to the coroner, too much bacon.
-->'''Goku:''' [[BerserkButton *turns Super Saiyan*]] '''[[TranquilFury You take that back.]]'''
-->'''Trunks:''' But listen. In the future, my mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.
-->'''Goku:''' Is it grape-flavored?
-->'''Trunks:''' I don't know. Yes?
-->'''Goku:''' 'Cause I don't like grape.
-->'''Trunks:''' Then it's bacon-flavored.
-->'''Goku:''' Yaaay.

-->'''Goku:''' Wait, Yamcha?
-->'''Yamcha:''' Yeah?
-->'''Goku:''' You're my friend.
-->'''Yamcha''' Oh! Uh... thank you, man.

-->'''Goku:''' Oh, hey Vegeta! Nice shirt.
-->'''Vegeta:''' I...''you''!
-->'''Goku:''' Pink is a good colour on you!
-->'''Vegeta:''' (thinking) ...Just take the compliment.

-->'''Piccolo:''' I heard everything.
-->'''Goku:''' Please don't tell everybody.
-->'''Piccolo:''' Ohohohoho, I won't.
-->'''Nail:''' I will.
-->'''Piccolo:''' Shut up Nail.
-->'''Goku:''' 'kay.

-->'''Gohan:''' DAD, RUN!
-->'''Goku:''' WHAT?
-->'''Gohan:''' THE WORST SHE CAN DO IS GROUND ME, NOW RUN!

-->'''Gohan:''' Wait, so the first thing we do after you get back, [[WhenYouComingHomeDad after being gone for a year and a half]]... is ''train''...
-->'''Goku:''' I know, I'm excited too!
-->'''Gohan''' [[TranquilFury ...Yeah, ok.]]

--> '''Goku:''' Oh, if it ain't you, you old so-an-so! It's been so long since I, uh... I... I mean... You...
--> '''Trunks:''' We've never met before.
--> '''Goku:''' Oh, thank God! Or Kami, or King Kai, I don't know; that whole thing is screwy.

-->'''Krillin:''' So... that song...
-->'''Yamcha:''' I was desperate and needed the money. And no, it wasn't worth it.

-->'''All:''' Oooooooooohhhhhhhh...
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke So, the prostitutes]].

--> '''Bulma:''' You said you were wearing protection!
--> '''Vegeta:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I was wearing my armor!]]
--> *Beat*
--> '''Bulma:''' *Scoff* You're a moron.

--> '''Dr. Gero:''' But allow me to shed a little light for you. For the last 14 years ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament...
--> '''Goku:''' Oh, I remember that one! I got hit by a car!
--> '''Dr. Gero:''' (completely serious) Indeed!

-->'''Krillin:''' Oh, hey Gohan. You've barely grown since the last time I saw you, huh?
-->'''Goku:''' It's funny! I think that every time I see you!

-->'''Dr. Gero:''' ''*whirr*'' What? Impossible! How did you know we were androids?
--> '''Android 19:''' [[AC:Scanning probabilities. Scanning... Scanning... Analysing...]]
--> '''Piccolo:''' [[SarcasmMode Could not tell you off the top of my head]].

-->'''Vegeta:''' (thinking) Oh God, this feels amazing. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is step in front of a full length mirror, strip down, turn Super Saiyan, and-
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[BrainBleach Ugh!]] Gohan, Gohan, Gohan!

-->'''Tien:''' (thinking) [[CallBack Cat loves food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat love-]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' (thinking) Uhhh...
-->'''Tien:''' (out loud) You heard... '''''nothing'''''.

-->'''Piccolo:''' Gohan, this old man's got me from behind. You have to--
-->'''GeorgeTakei:''' Oh myyy.
-->'''King Kai:''' [[CallBack Seriously, how do people keep getting on this line?]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) GOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

-->'''Nail:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Uh, I dunno, this coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?
-->'''Nail:''' How about "Devil Drill Beam?"
-->'''Piccolo:''' What about "Spiral Death Beam"?
-->'''Nail:''' "Doom Laser"!
-->'''Piccolo:''' "Rail Beam"!
-->'''Nail:''' [[JustForPun "Nail Gun"?]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' (out loud) [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Shit, that's good]].

-->'''Piccolo:''' Alright, what about "Regicide Blaster"?
-->'''Nail:''' "Doomsday Crush"!
-->'''Piccolo:''' "Anarchy Barrage"!
-->'''Nail:''' "Taco Tuesday"!
-->'''Piccolo:''' "[[CallForward Hellzone Grenade]]"!
-->'''Nail:''' Ehhh...
-->'''Piccolo:''' Screw you, I'm keeping that one.

-->'''Piccolo:''' [[InuYasha "Wind Scar"!]]
-->'''Nail:''' [[Manga/YuYuHakusho "Spirit Gun"!]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[Manga/{{Bleach}} "Bankai"!]]
-->'''Nail:''' [[Manga/{{Naruto}} "Rasengan"!]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[Franchise/OnePiece "Gum Gum Pistol"!]]
-->'''Nail:''' ''({{Beat}})'' That sounds dirty.

-->'''Gero:''' Hello there!
-->'''Nail:''' I'm... gonna leave you two alone for now...
-->'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

-->'''Gero:''' Oh, please. As if you're in any condition to fight me.
-->'''Piccolo:''' Krillin? Senzu Bean.
-->'''Krillin:''' Senzu Bean?
-->'''Piccolo:''' Senzu Bean.
-->'''Krillin:''' [[RunningGag SENZU BEAN!!!]]

-->'''Vegeta:''' Anyone else starting to think we overtrained for this?
--> '''Krillin:''' Tell me about it-
--> '''Vegeta:''' NO, SHUT UP!!!

--> '''Piccolo:''' Gohan... how did you....
--> '''Gohan:''' You two were hanging in the middle of the air, how could I not see you?
--> '''Piccolo:''' Don't you... sass me....

-->'''Trunks:''' Seriously, what is that?
-->'''Piccolo:''' That's the android.
-->'''Trunks:''' No it's not.
-->'''Piccolo:''' Yes it is.
-->'''Trunks:''' No, it's not!
-->'''Dr. Gero:''' Yes I am.
-->'''Trunks:''' You stay out of this!

-->'''Vegeta:''' Why didn't you tell us what they looked like, then!?
-->'''Trunks:''' I only ever met the two!
-->'''Vegeta:''' Well, look at that, ''so did we!''

-->'''Dr. Gero:''' Don't you criticize my methods like you understand the neural system! Pain is imperative to know when you are in peril. To give the human mind con- [[AnArmAndALeg *Piccolo chops off Gero's forearm*]] '''TEEEEEEXT!'''
--> '''Piccolo:''' So contextually speaking.... *crushes Gero's arm* how f***ed are you?

-->'''Bulma:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh wow, pretty sure I was about to be a wish there. ''Oh God the baby!'' ''(Takes Baby Trunks from Future Trunks)'' There you are. Aw, don't worry, Trunkie, it was just an explosion. You'll get used to those, those happen a lot around mommy.
-->'''Future-Trunks:''' I coulda sworn I saw someone else in the car with you.
-->'''Bulma:''' Hmm?
-->''(we cut to Yajirobe stuck under a pile of rocks)''
-->'''Yajirobe:''' "Hey, Yajirobe." What is it, Korin? "Why don't you go help out the gang?" [[SarcasmMode Oh sure, Korin, why not?!]] [[TemptingFate What's the worst that could happen?!]]
-->''Tiny rock falls and nails him in the face before crumbling into pebbles.''
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Yajirobe:''' I've got a rock up my butt.

--> '''Dr. Gero:''' Do not activate Android 16! He isn't properly programmed!
--> '''Android 17:''' Oh and how many of us are? [suddenly adopting a southern accent, as banjo music plays] Howdy folks, I'm Android 13. Look at mah trucker 'at.
--> '''Dr. Gero:''' I was going through a phase!

--> '''Bulma:''' Wait, "dad"?
--> '''Piccolo:''' Yeah, by the way, that kid's your son. No harm telling you this, damage already done.
--> '''Bulma:''' Oh, wow, he grows up to be a cutie! And-[[BrickJoke *the realization hits her*]]-''Oh my God, I solicited my son for sex.''
--> ''Krillin bursts into laughter''
--> '''Bulma:''' WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
--> '''Krillin:''' Because it's hilarious!
--> '''Piccolo:''' You just learned about it.
--> '''Krillin:''' And ''it'' is ''hilarious.''

-->''Dr. Gero sees the Z Warriors flying past him towards his secret lab.''
-->'''Dr. Gero:''' ''That's funny, they're all flying right towards my-[[UnusualEuphemism OH, FIND ME]] [[CallBack IN THE ALPS!]] No...there's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab. Unless they know a scientist, like Wheelo or Frappe. Or any of the Brief-SHIT!''

--> '''Android 18:''' Ugh, you ''dick''! We were supposed to do that ''together''!
--> '''Android 17:''' <with a smile> I know, but I couldn't help myself.
--> '''Android 18:''' Whatever. <turns to Dr. Gero>

--> '''Android 18:''' Oh, what's this? Your secret project?
--> '''Dr. Gero:''' No, [[CallForward he's in the base...]]'''[[BlatantLies I MEAN, YES!]]''' Very secret! '''DON'T TOUCH!'''

-->'''Android 17:''' Whoa, slow down. Are ''you'' an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android! How did you even ''do'' that?
-->'''Dr. Gero:''' I took my brain out and put it into this body.
-->'''Android 18:''' ...How?
-->'''Dr. Gero:''' I... huh, how ''did'' I do that?

-->'''Dr. Gero:''' After a bit of an...incident earlier today, I lost Android 19. And my ar-
-->'''Android 18:''' Wait a sec. You built ''another'' Android?
-->'''Android 17:''' Wait, wait, wait. Was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!
-->'''Android 18:''' Well, clearly it was. It's dead.

'''Vegeta:''' I wished you'd understand who you're talking to! I AM VEGETA! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?!\\

'''Android 17:''' Just focus your birds, buddy.\\

'''Trunks:''' Well at least I did something instead of standing there staring at them!\\

* A BlackComedy bit where while the other Z-fighters(except Goku) are killed by the Androids or [[InsistentTerminology cyborgs]], [[spoiler: Yamcha is DrivenToSuicide when he learns Bulma is pregnant with Vegeta's child.]] Goku's reaction to the news really sells it.

-->'''Goku:''' "Wait, Yamcha?"
-->'''Yamcha:''' "Yeah?"
-->'''Goku:''' "You're my friend."
-->'''Yamcha''' "Oh! Uh... thank you, man."

-->'''Bulma:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh wow, pretty sure I was about to be a wish there. ''Oh God the baby!'' ''(Takes Baby Trunks from Future-Trunks)'' There you are. Aw, don't worry, Trunkie, it was just an explosion. You'll get used to those, those happen a lot around mommy.

-->'''Vegeta:''' Well, look at that, ''So did we!''

-->'''Android 18:''' ... How?

* The beginning of the episode has Android 17 casually walk away from the Z fighters after killing Dr. Gero, leading Krillin to wonder if the androids are really enemies. Trunks then goes Super Saiyain and blows up the lab.

'''Vegeta:''' Can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a minute?! I mean, for god's sake, [[DeusExitMachina he's never even around]!\\

'''Vegeta:''' Can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a minute?! I mean, for god's sake, he's never even around!\\
'''Piccolo:''' ...sad thing is, [[DeusExitMachina he's not exactly wrong]]...