History Funny / CloneHigh

-->'''George Washington Carver''': Your clone mother might’ve been a guide, but lost in you eyes.\\

* Abe’s [[DiggingYourselfDeeper increasingly worse and worse]] apology videos. The first one starts out fine… until he states that “all lives are equal”. The next one has him attempt to fix it by stating that he “doesn’t see color” and that he even went as Creator/ChrisTucker for Halloween once. And it keeps getting worse as [[SanitySlippage he becomes increasingly desperate and unhinged.]]

* “You float my boat! And by boat, I mean penis and by float, I also mean penis! You penis my penis!”

* “As a woke, straight male ally, let me put my lips on this unconscious black woman to show how woke and straight I am!”

* The Seamen singing shanties that are basically PSAs about sexual education.

-->'''George Washington Carver''': Your clone mother might’ve been a guide, but lost in you eyes.//

* When Joan and JFK break up, they both get split custody of their pet tortoise, [[RememberTheNewGuy whom they had the whole time.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:SAY WHAAAAAT?!]]

* Scudworth and Butlertron wind up becoming famous Vegas [=DJs=] and develop a coke habit. Once the thrill of the coke wears off, they begin to snort everything else: money, people the city, each other…

* The bus crash causes JFK to lose his VerbalTic and become far more verbose.

* Scudworth and Butlertron wind up becoming famous Vegas DJs and develop a coke habit. Once the thrill of the coke wears off, they begin to snort everything else: money, people the city, each other…

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* When Joan finally learns that JFK and Harriet kissed behind he back, she goes though the [[FiveStagesOfGrief stages of grief]]… which are a lot more than five and include damning the pair to hell, going in and out of the fetal position, treating a pinecone as a pet, and punching a tree.

* Abe and Gandhi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and buy a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would expect]].
-->'''Cashier''': You over 21?\\
'''Genghis''': No.

--> '''Leader''': Well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.
--> '''Butlertron''': '''Anyone for scones?'''
--> '''Scudworth''': Why, creating a mechanical British servant is no more crazy than that tie you're wearing!
--> '''Leader''' *glances down, clearly not wearing a tie*

* The owner of The Grassy Knoll’s wife entered up a deep fried corpse and was mistaken for a large blooming onion. Abe even took a few bites.

* The Shadowy Figures have gathered everyone involved in the conspiracy, including the various celebrity guests who appeared throughout the series, telling them they're about to make their move... then the Leader tells everyone to make sure to go to the bathroom before they leave. Cue the stampede as everyone rushes to the toilets.
** Despite this, they still have to stop several times on the way to the prom.

* The Instruction Boogie has some very specific lyrics, including some which help Joan escape captivity and instruct the episode to end.

* After Gandhi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... Rock Hudson. Yeah, [[IncompatibleOrientation good luck with that]], Marie.

'''Topher:''' Retired! Yes, the phrase was retired \\

-->'''Scuddworth''': Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in FOREVER!

* The DeletedScene, which appeared in animatic form on the show's now-defunct website, in which Joan is crowned prom queen and [[BrickJoke John Dark]] is crowned king, forcing Joan to dance awkwardly by herself with TranquilFury to "Caribbean Queen."

* Scudworth attempts to win Candide’s heart by adopting a pet rabbit, claiming to have had it for years, and then throwing it in her office full of reptiles so that it gets eaten and she dates him out of guilt and sympathy… except when he does put the rabbit in with the reptiles, it kills the reptiles instead. As in reducing them to dismembered limbs and pools of blood.

* Scudworth attempts to win Candide’s heart by adopting a pet rabbit, claiming to have had it for years, and then throwing it in her office full of reptiles so that it gets eaten and she dates him out of guilt and sympathy. When he throws the rabbit into her office however… it kills the reptiles instead. As in reducing them to dismembered limbs and pools of blood.

* The DeletedScene, which appeared in animatic form on the show's now-defunct website, in which Joan is crowned prom queen and [[BrickJoke John Dark]] is crowned king, forcing Joan to dance awkwardly by herself with TranquilFury to "Caribbean Queen."