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--->'''Madame Desiree''': No, no you must not touch that, eet-eet eez my only means of support!\\

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--->'''Madame Desiree''': No, no no, you must not touch that, eet-eet eez my only means of support!\\
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-->'''Bodkin''': Is the law after you then sir?

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-->'''Bodkin''': Is the law after you then then, sir?
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-->'''Captain Fancey''': Well nothing definite, I'm afraid Sir. It seems one of the Constable's men did see the women leave last night, with someone they thought was me.

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-->'''Captain Fancey''': Well nothing definite, I'm afraid Sir.afraid, sir. It seems one of the Constable's men did see the women leave last night, with someone they thought was me.



-->'''Captain Fancey''': Oh no, it wasn't me, Sir. I'm pretty sure of that.

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-->'''Captain Fancey''': Oh no, it wasn't me, Sir.sir. I'm pretty sure of that.



--->'''Dick''': Excuse me Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere.\\

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--->'''Dick''': Excuse me me, Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere.\\



'''Madame Desiree''': No you mustn't! Argh! ({{Beat}}) I told you it was my only means of support!

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'''Madame Desiree''': No No, you mustn't! Argh! ({{Beat}}) I told you it was my only means of support!
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'''Captain Fancey''': Oh come, m'lady, [[ChristmasCake surely that went long ago]].\\

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'''Captain Fancey''': Oh come, m'lady, [[ChristmasCake surely that went long ago]].ago.\\



-->'''Madame Desiree''': A peach? Is zat not what you Eengleesh play creekit on? Heh.

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-->'''Madame Desiree''': A peach? "peach"? Is zat not what you Eengleesh play creekit on? Heh.

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* Sergeant Strapp being so tall that he constantly smacks his head on the doorframe.
* Captain Fancey whinges to Reverend Flasher about his wild experience with Madame Desiree.

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* Sergeant Strapp being so tall that he constantly smacks smacking his head on the doorframe.
* Captain Fancey whinges to Reverend Flasher about his wild experience with Madame Desiree.Desiree:



** Dick threatening Madame Desiree:
--->'''Dick''': Excuse me Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere. [Dick points his gun at her]\\

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** Dick threatening Madame Desiree:
Desiree with his gun:
--->'''Dick''': Excuse me Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere. [Dick points his gun at her]\\\\



** During the actual robbing:

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** During the actual robbing:robbing, Madame Desiree has her necklace ripped off. It's a shame that was the only thing holding her knickers up.



'''Madame Desiree''': No you mustn't! Argh! [Dick tears off the necklace and Madame Desiree's knickers fall down around her ankles] I told you it was my only means of support!

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'''Madame Desiree''': No you mustn't! Argh! [Dick tears off the necklace and Madame Desiree's knickers fall down around her ankles] ({{Beat}}) I told you it was my only means of support!



-->'''Sir Roger''': No ma'am. Though I must confess, I'd relish an ''innings'' with you.

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-->'''Sir Roger''': No ma'am. Though I must confess, I'd relish an ''innings'' with you.you.
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