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--->'''Wesley:''' Could I have something for the pain? It's actually quite a bit of pain.

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--->'''Wesley:''' Could I have something for the pain? It's actually quite a bit of pain. ''Just knock me unconscious!''
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* Wishverse-Willow sees Wishverse-Angel rescuing the humans and says, "Uh-oh, puppy got out.

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* Wishverse-Willow sees Wishverse-Angel rescuing the humans and says, "Uh-oh, puppy got out.
out."
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** It helps that Spike is completely smashed in this scene.

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** It helps that * The scene starts with the same badass music from Spike's FeetFirstIntroduction back in season 2, only for the music to cut out abruptly when Spike is completely smashed in this scene.tumbles out of the car to land face-first on the pavement. He spends most of the episode drunk off his ass and crying about his breakup to anyone, and we do mean ''anyone'', who will listen.
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* Noting Wesley making an ass of himself over Cordelia, Faith tells him, "Uh, first word, jail, second word, bait.

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* Noting Wesley making an ass of himself over Cordelia, Faith tells him, "Uh, first word, jail, second word, bait."
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* Anya tries to convince Xander to flee with her, insulting him in the process, and he refuses.\\

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* Anya tries to convince Xander to flee with her, insulting him in the process, and he refuses.\\
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* While Buffy's going through Professor Worth's things, Angel's usual StealhHiBye is foiled when he noisily slips on the way in.

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* While Buffy's going through Professor Worth's things, Angel's usual StealhHiBye StealthHiBye is foiled when he noisily slips on the way in.

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* Wishverse-Willow sees Wishverse-Angel rescuing the humans and says, "Uh-oh, puppy got out.



-->'''Giles:''' For God's sake, man, she's eighteen! And you, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone! Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about.

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-->'''Giles:''' For God's sake, man, she's eighteen! And you, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone! Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about.



* Willow gets swept up in the preemptive nostalgia of yearbook writing, as noted by Buffy when she comes upon Willow fresh off of writing in someone's yearbook.

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* Willow gets swept up in the preemptive nostalgia of yearbook writing, as noted by Buffy when she comes upon Willow fresh off of writing in someone's Harmony's yearbook.



-->'''Teacher:''' Thank you for joining us, Mr. Harris. I realize you've all finished your finals and you're ready to move on, but you haven't graduated yet. This is still a class and everyone participates. Mr. Harris? Would you care to begin?

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-->'''Teacher:''' Thank you for joining us, Mr. Harris. I realize you've all finished your finals and you're ready to move on, but you haven't graduated yet. This is still a class and everyone participates.will participate. Mr. Harris? Would Harris, would you care to begin?



-->''angle of the shot changes to show the blackboard for the first time''
-->'''Teacher:''' There is no 'E.' ''draws a head on a game of hangman'' They always go for the 'E'...

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-->''angle -->''[angle of the shot changes to show the blackboard for the first time''
time]''
-->'''Teacher:''' There is no 'E.' ''draws ''[draws a head on a game of hangman'' Hangman], chuckling]'' They always go for the 'E'...'E'...
* Anya's trying to have another date with Xander, and suggests watching sports of some kind, but he's not too enthusiastic.
-->'''Anya:''' Men like sports. I'm sure of it.\\
'''Xander:''' Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all you've learned?



* Joyce comes home to find Buffy packing.
-->'''Joyce:''' You're running away again? ...And you're taking ''my'' clothes.
* While Buffy's going through Professor Worth's things, Angel's usual StealhHiBye is foiled when he noisily slips on the way in.
-->'''Buffy:''' Stealthy.\\
'''Angel:''' Not my best entrance. I think they were mopping in the halls.
* Anya tries to convince Xander to flee with her, insulting him in the process, and he refuses.\\
-->'''Anya:''' Fine. I hope you die. ''[he walks away]'' Aren't we gonna kiss?



'''Willow:''' He's delirious, he thought I was Buffy.\\
'''Oz:''' You too?

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'''Willow:''' He's delirious, he delirious. He thought I was Buffy.\\
'''Oz:''' You too?too, huh?
* Xander and Giles find a book with a picture of what Wilkins will Ascend into: [[Film/{{Jaws}} "We're gonna need a bigger boat."]]
** Also, the fact that the image is essentially a centerfold.



--->'''Angel:''' Well, he wasn't too crazy about germs.\\

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--->'''Angel:''' Well, he wasn't too he's not crazy about germs.\\



* Wilkins giving his vamps their marching orders.
-->'''Wilkins:''' No snacking. I see blood on your lips, it's a visit to the woodshed for you boys.
** At the end:
--->'''Wilkins:''' And boys...let's watch the swearing.



* Xander and Giles find a book with a picture of what Wilkins will Ascend into: [[Film/{{Jaws}} "We're gonna need a bigger boat."]]
** Also, the fact that the image is essentially a centerfold.

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* Xander Snyder's opening remarks. "Congratulations to the Class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so sit still and Giles find a book with a picture of what be quiet. Spit out that gum. Please welcome our distinguished guest speaker, Richard Wilkins will Ascend into: [[Film/{{Jaws}} "We're gonna need a bigger boat."]]
** Also,
the fact third. I saw that the image is essentially a centerfold.gesture. You see me after graduation."



-->'''Wilkins/Olvikan:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well, gosh!]]

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-->'''Wilkins/Olvikan:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well, gosh!]]gosh!]]
* After the credits, the Grarg is wearing a graduation cap.
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'''Giles:''' That would be your demon. You know, ''the dead one.''

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'''Giles:''' That would be your demon. You know, ''the dead one.''''\\



-->'''Wesley:''' We can deal with this rationally! We have something you want, you have something we want.
-->'''Bathalzar:''' Hmm...a trade, intriguing. No wait, ''boring'', PULL OFF HIS KNEECAPS!

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-->'''Wesley:''' We can deal with this rationally! We have something you want, you have something we want. \n-->'''Bathalzar:''' \\
'''Bathalzar:'''
Hmm...a trade, intriguing. No wait, ''boring'', PULL OFF HIS KNEECAPS!



-->'''Giles:''' Look, tell you what, let Captain Courageous here go, I'll tell you everything you need to know, how's that for a deal?

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-->'''Giles:''' --->'''Giles:''' Look, tell you what, let Captain Courageous here go, I'll tell you everything you need to know, how's that for a deal?

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* An annoyed Giles tells a hesitant Wesley to go ahead and dance with Cordelia.
-->'''Giles:''' For God's sake, man, she's eighteen! And you, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone!




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* An annoyed Giles tells a hesitant Wesley to go ahead and dance with Cordelia.
-->'''Giles:''' For God's sake, man, she's eighteen! And you, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone! Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about.
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-->'''Xander: Then why are you talking to me?\\

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-->'''Xander: -->'''Xander:''' Then why are you talking to me?\\



'''Xander: Well, gosh, I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.\\

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'''Xander: '''Xander:''' Well, gosh, I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.\\



'''Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.\\

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'''Xander: '''Xander:''' One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.\\



'''Xander: Be still, my heart. Oh, wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?\\

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'''Xander: '''Xander:''' Be still, my heart. Oh, wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?\\



'''Xander: I haven't settled on anyone yet.\\

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'''Xander: '''Xander:''' I haven't settled on anyone yet.\\



'''Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

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'''Xander: '''Xander:''' Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

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* Anya declares that she has nothing but contempt for men.
-->'''Xander: Then why are you talking to me?\\
'''Anya:''' ...I don't have a date for the prom.\\
'''Xander: Well, gosh, I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.\\
'''Anya:''' Men are evil. Will you go with me?\\
'''Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.\\
'''Anya:''' You know, this happens to be all your fault...You were unfaithful to Cordelia, so I took on the guise of a twelfth grader to tempt her with the wish. When I lost my powers, I got stuck in this persona, and now I have all these "feelings." I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really wanna go to this dance, and I want someone to go with me.\\
'''Xander: Be still, my heart. Oh, wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?\\
'''Anya:''' Y-you're not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha males around here. Plus, I know you don't have a date.\\
'''Xander: I haven't settled on anyone yet.\\
'''Anya:''' Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.\\
'''Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.



* Buffy and Angel are getting into an argument while searching for a vampire, and when it finally jumps out at them, Buffy just says, "Not now," and dusts it with barely a pause.
* When Cordelia says she's working to buy a dress, Xander says, "But don't you already have all the dresses?"



'''Xander:''' ....yay?

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'''Xander:''' ....yay?'''Xander:''' ......Yay?


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* Buffy tries to get the hellhounds to chase her, only for them to stop and resume course for the prom when they hear a new song come on.
-->'''Buffy:''' On, come on. That song sucks.

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