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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" ends on with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle" ends on with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Tickle-Me Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that Webby is his sister who turned against him.
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* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." ''bitch''," is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that Webby is his sister who turned against him.
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* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that [[spoiler: Webby is his sister who turned against him]].
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* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that [[spoiler: Webby is his sister who turned against him]].him.
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** Extra points for the MoodWhiplash during "Take Me Back" when we unexpectedly find ourselves watching the movie ''again'', and following up Tom and Becky's BigDamnKiss with a completely absurd one between Chris Kringle and Noël.
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** Extra points for the MoodWhiplash during "Take Me Back" when we unexpectedly find ourselves watching the movie ''again'', and following up Tom and Becky's BigDamnKiss with a completely absurd one between Chris Kringle and Noël. This causes Tom to change his tune about the film.
--> '''Tom''': THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
--> '''Tom''': THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
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* The beautiful MoodWhiplash after an utterly horrifying song in which a HatePlague-infected Becky and Tom try to lure Hannah to their doom. Becky lunges at the girl with the syringe filled with an anesthetic... and accidentally gets her own leg.
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* The beautiful MoodWhiplash after an utterly horrifying song in which a HatePlague-infected Becky and Tom try to lure Hannah to their doom. Becky lunges at the girl with the syringe filled with an anesthetic... [[EpicFail and accidentally gets her own leg.leg]].
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-->'''Bob Morris''' (In a Barrack Obama impression): No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
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-->'''Bob Morris''' (In a Barrack Barack Obama impression): No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
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* The hilarious {{Mood Whiplash}} when Uncle Wiley is convincing/seducing Linda to be Wiggly's prophet. After he repeatedly asks "Do you see him?" while creepy music plays, Linda's response is an exasperated "YES, I FUCKING SEE HIM!"
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* The hilarious {{Mood Whiplash}} when Uncle Wiley is convincing/seducing Linda to be Wiggly's prophet. After he repeatedly asks "Do you see him?" while creepy music plays, Linda's response is an exasperated "YES, I FUCKING SEE HIM!"HIM!"
* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that [[spoiler: Webby is his sister who turned against him]].
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* Hannah refuses to serve Wiggly because Webby told her he was bad. Wiggly's response that "Webby is a stupid ''bitch''." is so ridiculously petty for an EldritchAbomination it's hard not to laugh, especially given the later reveal that [[spoiler: Webby is his sister who turned against him]].
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' That better be FUCKING ''FLOSS''! [sighs] Let's go I need a cigarette!
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' That better be FUCKING ''FLOSS''! [sighs] ''[sighs]'' Let's go go, I need a cigarette! cigarette!
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.
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** ''Give us your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I, I, I, like to touch, touch, touch my money—'' and then the cutback to reality. The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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** ''Give us your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I, I, I, like to touch, touch, touch my money—'' and then the cutback to reality. The fact that the word “money” "money" is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' That better be FUCKING ''FLOSS''!
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' That better be FUCKING ''FLOSS''!
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.''FLOSS''! [sighs] Let's go I need a cigarette!
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.
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** ''Give us your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I, I, I, like to touch, touch, touch my money—'' and then the cutback to reality.The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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** ''Give us your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I, I, I, like to touch, touch, touch my money—'' and then the cutback to reality. The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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** What makes it better is the second act starts with us watching the movie, with absolutely ''no'' context given, which could leave you very confused, unless you happen to remember the title of the movie Ethan was trying to buy tickets for earlier. After the song "Deck the Halls of Northville High School," we see Tom in the movie theater, sitting up, squinting at the screen, and summing up the thoughts of everyone in the audience:
--->'''Tom:''' ...What the fuck am I watching?
** Just the fact that this ridiculous movie is the ''first'' thing Tom sees and hears when he wakes up after being stabbed and passing out.
** As Becky examines Tom's wound:
--->'''Tom:''' How is it?\\
'''Becky:''' It's not good, Tom.\\
'''Tom:''' No, I meant the movie.\\
'''Becky:''' So did I. It's real bad.
--->'''Tom:''' ...What the fuck am I watching?
** Just the fact that this ridiculous movie is the ''first'' thing Tom sees and hears when he wakes up after being stabbed and passing out.
** As Becky examines Tom's wound:
--->'''Tom:''' How is it?\\
'''Becky:''' It's not good, Tom.\\
'''Tom:''' No, I meant the movie.\\
'''Becky:''' So did I. It's real bad.
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** ''Give is your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I,I,I, like to touch,touch,touch,my money—'' and then the cutback to reality.The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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** ''Give is us your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I,I,I, I, I, I, like to touch,touch,touch,my touch, touch, touch my money—'' and then the cutback to reality.The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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** ''Give is your fucking money!/Give us your fucking cash!/Give us fucking money!/It’s where it’s at!/Oh I,I,I, like to touch,touch,touch,my money—'' and then the cutback to reality.The fact that the word “money” is almost unheard makes it even funnier.
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-->'''Bob Morris''': No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
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-->'''Bob Morris''': Morris''' (In a Barrack Obama impression): No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
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''(scuffle ensues, in which Goodman can be heard shouting "[[FunnyBackgroundEvent I'll bite your nipple off!]]")''
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''(scuffle ensues, in which Goodman can be heard shouting "[[FunnyBackgroundEvent I'll bite your nipple off!]]")''off!]]")''
*The hilarious {{Mood Whiplash}} when Uncle Wiley is convincing/seducing Linda to be Wiggly's prophet. After he repeatedly asks "Do you see him?" while creepy music plays, Linda's response is an exasperated "YES, I FUCKING SEE HIM!"
*The hilarious {{Mood Whiplash}} when Uncle Wiley is convincing/seducing Linda to be Wiggly's prophet. After he repeatedly asks "Do you see him?" while creepy music plays, Linda's response is an exasperated "YES, I FUCKING SEE HIM!"
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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" ends on with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" ends on with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.amazing.
* The President's Cabinet coming to blows over the Wiggly doll is one of the funniest CrossesTheLineTwice moments of the whole play:
-->'''President Goodman''': [[BigShutUp Shut the fuck up!]] Morris, I am the President of the United States, and I ''[[ThatsAnOrder order]]'' you to hand me that [[ClusterFBomb fucking]] doll!
-->'''Bob Morris''': No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
-->'''Secretary of State''': He's not ''your'' fwendy-wend, he's mine! I'm gonna tickle that doll!
-->'''Secretary of Defense''': No! He's MINE! Back off or I will send a laser-guided ballistic missile [[TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive to your house in Denver!]] [[WouldHurtAChild You'll be scraping what's left of your kids off the fuckin' pavement!]]
-->'''President Goodman''': [[VillainousBreakdown MORRIS! GIVE ME THAT COCK-SUCKING MOTHER-FUCKING]] [[{{Angrish}} COCK-A-DOODLE]] DOOOOOOOOLL!\\
''(scuffle ensues, in which Goodman can be heard shouting "[[FunnyBackgroundEvent I'll bite your nipple off!]]")''
* The President's Cabinet coming to blows over the Wiggly doll is one of the funniest CrossesTheLineTwice moments of the whole play:
-->'''President Goodman''': [[BigShutUp Shut the fuck up!]] Morris, I am the President of the United States, and I ''[[ThatsAnOrder order]]'' you to hand me that [[ClusterFBomb fucking]] doll!
-->'''Bob Morris''': No! You're nothing more than a Harvard Law School community-organizing prick! Take one step closer to my [[InsistentTerminology fwendy-wend]] and I will ''rip your [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] throat out'' with ''my own teeth''!
-->'''Secretary of State''': He's not ''your'' fwendy-wend, he's mine! I'm gonna tickle that doll!
-->'''Secretary of Defense''': No! He's MINE! Back off or I will send a laser-guided ballistic missile [[TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive to your house in Denver!]] [[WouldHurtAChild You'll be scraping what's left of your kids off the fuckin' pavement!]]
-->'''President Goodman''': [[VillainousBreakdown MORRIS! GIVE ME THAT COCK-SUCKING MOTHER-FUCKING]] [[{{Angrish}} COCK-A-DOODLE]] DOOOOOOOOLL!\\
''(scuffle ensues, in which Goodman can be heard shouting "[[FunnyBackgroundEvent I'll bite your nipple off!]]")''
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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" ends on with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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-->'''Gary:''' Hello, Gerald? Yeah, we're gonna have to discuss the will.
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-->'''Gary:''' Hello, Gerald? Yeah, we're gonna have to discuss the will.will.
* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
* The image "The Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle" with Angela Giarratana basically trying to eat the Tickle-Me-Wiggly Doll's face is amazing.
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** Extra points for the MoodWhiplash during "Take Me Back" when we unexpectedly find ourselves watching the movie ''again'', and following up Tom and Becky's BigDamnKiss with a completely absurd one between Chris Kringle and Noël.
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' This better be FUCKING FLOSSING!
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-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' This That better be FUCKING FLOSSING!''FLOSS''!
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!!As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked. You have been warned.
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* Everything about Santa Clause is Coming to High School, a deliberately over the top parody of high school movies and Christmas movies.
* Linda being mean to Becky
-> I hope you don't get a Wiggly. ({{beat}}) I hope you fucking die.
* Everything about Santa Clause is Coming to High School, a deliberately over the top parody of high school movies and Christmas movies.
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* Linda being mean to Becky:
-->I hope you don't get a Wiggly. ({{beat}}) I hope you fucking die.
* After "[=CaliforM.I.A.=]," Lex gets a hysterical bit of HypocriticalHumor, when she sees [[ChildrenAreInnocent Hannah]] imitating her and Ethan's "smoking."
-->'''Lex:''' What is this? ''[imitates smoking]'' This better be FUCKING FLOSSING!
* Most of "Our Doors Are Open" is darkly hilarious.
** "It's advisable that we're not liable for anyone who dies!" (Horrifying, but true.)
** The casual reveal that Lex has armed herself with pepper spray in preparation for this Black Friday.
* Everything about ''[[ShowWithinAShow Santa
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-> I hope you
* Lex's passionate plea to help Tom see that the children don't
-->'''Lex:''' They're all into ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'', dude!
* The RunningGag of Linda constantly talking to [[TheGhost her husband, Gerald]], on the phone is already funny, but the payoff is ''perfect''. After Becky [[BoomHeadshot shoots Linda in the head]], everyone stares in shocked silence... until Linda's attorney, Gary, grabs her phone.
-->'''Gary:''' Hello, Gerald? Yeah, we're gonna have to discuss the will.
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->God, what even is a Cabbage Patch Kid? It's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce, and, oh shit, a baby. It's like... I wanted a salad, but now I have a child.
->God, what even is a Cabbage Patch Kid? It's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce, and, oh shit, a baby. It's like... I wanted a salad, but now I have a child.
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* Linda being mean to Becky
---> Linda: I hope you don't get a Wiggly, I hope you fucking die.
