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'''Connie:''' Thomas, you suck!
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'''Connie:''' Thomas, you suck!THOMAS, YOU SUCK!
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'''Connie:''' [[StrangelyArousing I have the most awkward boner!]]
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'''Connie:''' [[StrangelyArousing '''[[StrangelyArousing I have the most awkward boner!]]HAVE THE MOST AWKWARD BONER!]]'''
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-->'''Armin:''' TINK TINK!
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-->'''Armin:''' TINK TINK!TINK!
* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]
* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]
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'''Reiner:''' *After being knocked down* Ah ha, nice! Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife!
'''Eren:''' Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
'''Reiner:''' Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?
'''Eren:''' Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
'''Reiner:''' Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?
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'''Thomas:''' EREN! DID YOU KILL THE COLOSSAL TITAN?
'''Eren:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, totally! Can't you see its giant, dead body?]]
'''Thomas:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?]]
'''Eren:''' '''OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!'''
'''Eren:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, totally! Can't you see its giant, dead body?]]
'''Thomas:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?]]
'''Eren:''' '''OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!'''
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'''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really worked out for us!
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--> '''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really worked out for us!
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* This exchange between Eren and a random Garrison member:
--> '''Garrison:''' You want more food, kid?
--> '''Eren:''' Yeah!
--> '''Garrison:''' Then you should fuckin' join the military! You can get all the food you want!
--> '''Eren:''' Really?
--> '''Garrison:''' Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! *punches and kicks Eren to the ground*
--> '''Eren:''' *After getting punched and kicked to the ground* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That sounds awesome!]]
** Afterwards:
--> '''Eren:''' We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and '''VENGEANCE''' that we've ever wanted! I know we've been going through some rough times lately. I mean, my mom just died, and the rest of Armin's family died.
'''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really worked out for us!
--> '''Eren:''' Armin! Not all of us can be like you and love the fact that our parents are dead! Except for Mikasa, cause hers were murdered right in front of her. I guess I can under stand why she's so messed up in the hea- *gets punched by Mikasa*
--> '''Mikasa:''' The military sounds great.
--> '''Garrison:''' You want more food, kid?
--> '''Eren:''' Yeah!
--> '''Garrison:''' Then you should fuckin' join the military! You can get all the food you want!
--> '''Eren:''' Really?
--> '''Garrison:''' Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! *punches and kicks Eren to the ground*
--> '''Eren:''' *After getting punched and kicked to the ground* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That sounds awesome!]]
** Afterwards:
--> '''Eren:''' We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and '''VENGEANCE''' that we've ever wanted! I know we've been going through some rough times lately. I mean, my mom just died, and the rest of Armin's family died.
'''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really worked out for us!
--> '''Eren:''' Armin! Not all of us can be like you and love the fact that our parents are dead! Except for Mikasa, cause hers were murdered right in front of her. I guess I can under stand why she's so messed up in the hea- *gets punched by Mikasa*
--> '''Mikasa:''' The military sounds great.
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* Hannes [[BigDamnHeroes appears to save Eren and Mikasa and is about to take on a titan]], but freezes dead in front of the Smiling Titan and [[BringMeMyBrownPants pisses himself]]. He flees taking Eren and Mikasa with him, leaving Eren's mother to be eaten by the Smiling Titan.
--> '''Eren:''' No! I can't see this! Turn me around! Turn me around!
--> '''Hannes:''' We can't turn around, kid! She's gone!
--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.
* Brock Lesnar's entrance theme plays while the Armored Titan goes on a rampage.
* After the Armored Titan finishes its rampage, a passenger on a departing boat yells out "HEY, FUCK THAT GUY!!"
--> '''Eren:''' No! I can't see this! Turn me around! Turn me around!
--> '''Hannes:''' We can't turn around, kid! She's gone!
--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.
* Brock Lesnar's entrance theme plays while the Armored Titan goes on a rampage.
* After the Armored Titan finishes its rampage, a passenger on a departing boat yells out "HEY, FUCK THAT GUY!!"
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** (laughing) and so hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA!
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* When Eren and Reiner are sparring, we get this:
'''Reiner:''' *After being knocked down* Ah ha, nice! Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife!
'''Eren:''' Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
'''Reiner:''' Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?
'''Reiner:''' *After being knocked down* Ah ha, nice! Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife!
'''Eren:''' Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
'''Reiner:''' Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?
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'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHIIET!'''\\
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'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHIIET!'''\\'''I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIIET!'''\\
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* After the Colossal Titan disappears just as Eren is taking it on, we get this from Thomas:
'''Thomas:''' EREN! DID YOU KILL THE COLOSSAL TITAN?
'''Eren:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, totally! Can't you see its giant, dead body?]]
'''Thomas:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?]]
'''Eren:''' '''OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!'''
'''Thomas:''' EREN! DID YOU KILL THE COLOSSAL TITAN?
'''Eren:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, totally! Can't you see its giant, dead body?]]
'''Thomas:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?]]
'''Eren:''' '''OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!'''
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* When Jean met Mikasa:
-->'''Jean:''' I have never seen a creature quite so love--\\
'''Mikasa:''' I'm not into guys with vaginas.\\
'''Jean:''' Oh!\\
''[Connie laughs]''
* Eren seeking Reiner and Bertoldt's advice on the 3D gear:
-->'''Reiner:''' But you know who gives the best advice on the 3D gear? Bertoldt right here.\\
'''Bertoldt:''' Oh, well, I'll just Bertell you what I Bertoldt him: you just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.\\
'''Eren:''' That's it?\\
'''Armin:''' Ah, you know what? He makes a good ''[stutters]''\\
'''Reiner:''' Ha ha, this guy is great.
-->'''Jean:''' I have never seen a creature quite so love--\\
'''Mikasa:''' I'm not into guys with vaginas.\\
'''Jean:''' Oh!\\
''[Connie laughs]''
* Eren seeking Reiner and Bertoldt's advice on the 3D gear:
-->'''Reiner:''' But you know who gives the best advice on the 3D gear? Bertoldt right here.\\
'''Bertoldt:''' Oh, well, I'll just Bertell you what I Bertoldt him: you just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.\\
'''Eren:''' That's it?\\
'''Armin:''' Ah, you know what? He makes a good ''[stutters]''\\
'''Reiner:''' Ha ha, this guy is great.
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-->'''Thomas:''' WOW, EVERYONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!
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-->'''Thomas:''' WOW, EVERYONE, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!
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* Kitz's speech:
-->'''Kitz:''' '''ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!!''' *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
-->'''Kitz:''' '''ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!!''' *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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* Kitz's Verman's speech:
-->'''Kitz:''' -->'''Verman:''' '''ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!!''' *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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* After Eren wishes for some kind of adventure, a Colossal Titan appears over the walls
--> '''Eren:''' *whispering to himself* [-[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Why did I wish for this adventure??]]-]
--> '''Eren:''' *whispering to himself* [-[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Why did I wish for this adventure??]]-]
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-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so fucking cool! Holy shit!
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-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so fucking cool! Holy shit!'''OH MY GAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!'''
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'''Grisha:''' Now, son, stop being a faggot and take your medicine!\\
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'''Grisha:''' Now, Now son, stop being a faggot and take your medicine!\\
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* Eren tells Jean that he doesn't know what he's be through after the latter makes light of a titan eating Eren's mother. We then cut to Eren crying while eating something censored.
--> '''Eren:''' That bread tasted awful!
--> '''Eren:''' That bread tasted awful!
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-->'''Shardis:''' *holding Connie up by the face* Well sweet Jolly fucking Ranchers, I bet your mom wishes she had swallowed you!
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-->'''Shardis:''' *holding Connie up by the face* Well sweet Jolly fucking Ranchers, '''WELL SWEET JOLLY FUCKING RANCHERS, I bet your mom wishes she had swallowed you!
BET YOUR MOM WISHES SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU!'''
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'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle! Do you sing?\\
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'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle! Do you sing?\\'''WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING?!'''\\
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'''Shardis:''' '''Harmonize with me maggot!'''\\
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'''Shardis:''' '''Harmonize with me maggot!'''\\'''HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!'''\\
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'''Shardis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the Dead]], you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
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'''Shardis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is '''OH, YOU THINK THIS IS [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the Dead]], you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! HAREM OF THE DEAD]], YOU SHRIMP-DICKED FUCK NUGGET?!''' Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
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-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Yeager? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your '''shit''' performance! Why can't you ''be'' more like that majestic stallion, ''Jean'', over there?!\\
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-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Yeager? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your '''shit''' performance! '''SHIT PERFORMANCE!!!!''' Why can't you ''be'' more like that majestic stallion, ''Jean'', over there?!\\
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'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!'''
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'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!'''
'''OH MY GAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!'''
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'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you suck!'''
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you, I'd wish my mom was dead so he wouldn't have to see me!\\
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you, I'd wish my mom was dead so he wouldn't have to see me!\\
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'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you suck!'''
'''OH MY GAWD JEAN, YOU SUCK!!'''
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you,I'd wish my mom was dead so he wouldn't have to see me!\\'''I'D WISH MY MOM WAS DEAD SO SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE ME!!!'''\\
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you,
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'''Eren:''' No, daddy, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]!''\\
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'''Eren:''' No, daddy, '''NO DADDY, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]!''\\YAMETE]]!!!'''''\\
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'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHET!'''\\
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'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHET!'''\\'''SHIIET!'''\\
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* Verman's speech:
-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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* Verman's Kitz's speech:
-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, -->'''Kitz:''' '''ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! CASTLE!!''' *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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'''Connie:''' I have the most awkward boner!
* Eren's reaction when the Colosal Titan shows up at the Trost wall:
-->'''Eren:''' *{{Beat}}* ''BALLS!''
* Eren's reaction when the Colosal Titan shows up at the Trost wall:
-->'''Eren:''' *{{Beat}}* ''BALLS!''
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'''Connie:''' [[StrangelyArousing I have the most awkward boner!
boner!]]
* Eren'sreaction when the Colosal Titan shows up at the Trost wall:
reflecting on everything they've accomplished.
-->'''Eren:'''*{{Beat}}* We all survived the fall of Wall Maria. And we survived our training. We went through all these hardships together as friends. And now, we're moving forward. [[TemptingFate Starting today, we take the fight to the Titans!]]\\
''[Lighting strikes, and the Colossal Titan appears right behind Eren]''\\
'''Eren:'''...''BALLS!''
* Eren's
-->'''Eren:'''
''[Lighting strikes, and the Colossal Titan appears right behind Eren]''\\
'''Eren:'''...''BALLS!''
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-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! {{Beat}} You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! {{Beat}} *{{Beat}}* You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
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{{Beat}}\\
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-->'''Eren:''' {{Beat}} ''BALLS!''
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-->'''Eren:''' {{Beat}} *{{Beat}}* ''BALLS!''
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'''Jean:''' Oh, well, my name is Jean fdjks from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.\\
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'''Jean:''' Oh, well, my name is Jean fdjks Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.\\
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'''Connie:''' I have the most awkward boner!
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'''Connie:''' I have the most awkward boner!boner!
* Eren's reaction when the Colosal Titan shows up at the Trost wall:
-->'''Eren:''' {{Beat}} ''BALLS!''
* Verman's speech:
-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! {{Beat}} You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
* Armin's in charge of the gas tanks.
-->'''Armin:''' TINK TINK!
* Eren's reaction when the Colosal Titan shows up at the Trost wall:
-->'''Eren:''' {{Beat}} ''BALLS!''
* Verman's speech:
-->'''Verman:''' ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE! {{Beat}} You deploy in 15 minutes. *trainees break out in panic*
* Armin's in charge of the gas tanks.
-->'''Armin:''' TINK TINK!
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'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. -But you know what might work better?- '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\
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'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. -But But you know what might work better?- better? '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\
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-->'''Shardis:''' What's the matter, Yeager? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your '''shit''' performance! Why can't you ''be'' more like that majestic stallion, ''Jean'', over there?!\\
'''Jean:''' *laughs smugly*
'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!
'''Jean:''' *laughs smugly*
'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!
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-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Yeager? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your '''shit''' performance! Why can't you ''be'' more like that majestic stallion, ''Jean'', over there?!\\
'''Jean:''' *laughssmugly*
smugly*\\
'''Connie:'''Oh '''Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!shiet!'''
-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you, Yeager! You're all lose and tight at the same time. Jean! Why can't you be more like Yeager-''bombastic'' over here?\\
'''Jean:''' *starts crying*\\
'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you suck!'''
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you, I'd wish my mom was dead so he wouldn't have to see me!\\
'''Shardis:''' *unnaturally quiet* Excellent comeback there, Yeager-bombastic. How will you follow suit, Jeany-boy?\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, uh. I think I was going to loop back to something about, bread?\\
'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. -But you know what might work better?- '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\
'''Connie:''' *coughs*
'''Jean:''' *laughs
'''Connie:'''
-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you, Yeager! You're all lose and tight at the same time. Jean! Why can't you be more like Yeager-''bombastic'' over here?\\
'''Jean:''' *starts crying*\\
'''Connie:''' '''Oh my god, Jean, you suck!'''
-->'''Eren:''' (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you, I'd wish my mom was dead so he wouldn't have to see me!\\
'''Shardis:''' *unnaturally quiet* Excellent comeback there, Yeager-bombastic. How will you follow suit, Jeany-boy?\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, uh. I think I was going to loop back to something about, bread?\\
'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. -But you know what might work better?- '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\
'''Connie:''' *coughs*
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'''Shardis:''' Alright. Well, uh, from now on, you'll be known as Potato Girl.
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'''Shardis:''' Alright. Well, uh, from now on, you'll be known as Potato Girl.\\
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'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle. Do you sing?\\
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'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle. eagle! Do you sing?\\
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-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, freckles, where do you see yourself in three years?\\
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-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, freckles, where What about you, muffin top? What's your story?\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, well, my name is Jean fdjks from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.\\
'''Shardis:''' Wow. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted by Shardis*\\
'''Shardis:''' Now listen up, you double deckered pig fart! You don't get to join the Military Police, til after you pull your head out of your hamster hole!
-->'''Shardis:''' What about you, freckles? Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, well, my name is Jean fdjks from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.\\
'''Shardis:''' Wow. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.\\
'''Jean:''' Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted by Shardis*\\
'''Shardis:''' Now listen up, you double deckered pig fart! You don't get to join the Military Police, til after you pull your head out of your hamster hole!
-->'''Shardis:''' What about you, freckles? Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
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-->'''Shardis:''' *holding Connie up by the face* Well sweet Jolly fucking Ranchers, I bet your mom wishes she had swallowed you!
-->'''Shardis:''' So, what's going on in this neck of the woods? You got something to eat there?\\
'''Sasha:''' Yeah I'm just eating a potato.\\
'''Shardis:''' Oh. Potatoes, huh? You, uh. You like some potates?\\
'''Sasha:''' Mhm.\\
'''Shardis:''' Alright. Well, uh, from now on, you'll be known as Potato Girl.
'''Sasha:''' I don't like that name.\\
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'''Shardis:''' You know, those are actually quite high in calories. You, uh. You know what's a real good way for burning off calories\\
'''Sasha:''' What? *cut to her running and crying*
-->'''Shardis:''' What's the matter, Yeager? Is it too difficult for you? Well if you want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so you can clean up your '''shit''' performance! Why can't you ''be'' more like that majestic stallion, ''Jean'', over there?!\\
'''Jean:''' *laughs smugly*
'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Jean, you're so fucking cool holy shiet!
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-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
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-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
name?\\
'''Armin:''' Ar- Ar- Ar-\\
'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle. Do you sing?\\
'''Armin:''' *stutters*\\
'''Shardis:''' '''Harmonize with me maggot!'''\\
'''Armin:''' I don't know if I can-\\
'''Shardis:''' *sings a very high note*\\
'''Armin:''' *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around by Shardis*
'''Armin:''' Ar- Ar- Ar-\\
'''Shardis:''' Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle. Do you sing?\\
'''Armin:''' *stutters*\\
'''Shardis:''' '''Harmonize with me maggot!'''\\
'''Armin:''' I don't know if I can-\\
'''Shardis:''' *sings a very high note*\\
'''Armin:''' *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around by Shardis*
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* Shadis in general is absolutely hilarious:
** When breaking in the recruits:
-->'''Shadis:''' Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Marco:''' Well, I plan to give my body in service to the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the Dead]], you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
** When breaking in the recruits:
-->'''Shadis:''' Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Marco:''' Well, I plan to give my body in service to the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the Dead]], you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
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* Shadis Shardis in general is absolutely hilarious:
** When breaking in the recruits:
-->'''Shadis:''' Where-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, freckles, where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Marco:'''Well, I plan to give my body in service to the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' '''Shardis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the Dead]], you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
-->'''Shadis:''' Where
-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, freckles, where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Marco:'''
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* Shadis is absolutely hilarious:
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* Shadis in general is absolutely hilarious:
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'''Mikasa:''' Like being a supportive father who is there for his children?\\
'''Grisha:''' Mm-hmm. Speaking of which, I'm leaving today!
'''Grisha:''' Mm-hmm. Speaking of which, I'm leaving today!
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'''Mikasa:''' Like being a supportive father who is there around for his children?\\
'''Eren:''' Mm-hmm.\\
'''Grisha:'''Mm-hmm. Speaking of which, Funny you say that, cause I'm leaving today!today!
* Armin getting beaten up by the bullies:
-->'''Armin:''' Oh yeah, see you guys are gonna beat me up! [[InsaneTrollLogic This is why I called you guys assholes in the first place!]] You know, it's good!
* The Colossal Titan rears its head over Wall Maria:
-->'''Bystander 1:''' Holy shit! Is that a Titan?!\\
'''Bystander 2:''' You know, I heard they'd be naked, but that's a lot more naked than I expected!
'''Eren:''' Mm-hmm.\\
'''Grisha:'''
* Armin getting beaten up by the bullies:
-->'''Armin:''' Oh yeah, see you guys are gonna beat me up! [[InsaneTrollLogic This is why I called you guys assholes in the first place!]] You know, it's good!
* The Colossal Titan rears its head over Wall Maria:
-->'''Bystander 1:''' Holy shit! Is that a Titan?!\\
'''Bystander 2:''' You know, I heard they'd be naked, but that's a lot more naked than I expected!
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'''Recruit:''' Well, I plan to give my body in service of the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' Oh, you think this is Harem of the Dead, you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
* Connie being re-imagined as a loudmouthed who swears all the time.
'''Shadis:''' Oh, you think this is Harem of the Dead, you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
* Connie being re-imagined as a loudmouthed who swears all the time.
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'''Shadis:''' Oh. Oh, you think this is [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead Harem of the
* Connie being re-imagined as a
* Thomas has NoIndoorVoice:
-->'''Thomas:''' WOW, EVERYONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!
-->'''Thomas:''' WOW, EVERYONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!
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'''Eren:''' No, daddy, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]''!\\
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'''Eren:''' No, daddy, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]''!\\yamete]]!''\\
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-->'''Eren:''' I can't believe we have to clean the Wall.\\
'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHET!'''\\
'''Eren:''' You said it, Connie!\\
'''Thomas:''' COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!\\
'''Eren:''' ''What'' bright side?!\\
'''Thomas:''' I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!\\
'''Eren:''' I fucking ''hate'' you, Thomas.\\
'''Connie:''' Thomas, you suck!
** Soon followed by this gem:
'''Connie:''' I'm sick and tired of all this '''SHET!'''\\
'''Eren:''' You said it, Connie!\\
'''Thomas:''' COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!\\
'''Eren:''' ''What'' bright side?!\\
'''Thomas:''' I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!\\
'''Eren:''' I fucking ''hate'' you, Thomas.\\
'''Connie:''' Thomas, you suck!
** Soon followed by this gem:
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-->'''Sasha:''' Hey guys, I don't want you to panic, but I stole some meat from Shadis.\\
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-->'''Sasha:''' Hey guys, I don't want you to panic, but I stole some meat from Shadis.Shardis.\\
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'''Sasha:''' Don't worry. It was a gift from his family. It'll totes be with him.\\
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'''Sasha:''' Don't worry. It was a gift from his family. It'll totes be with him.worth it.\\
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* DougWalker cheerfully narrates to "Celebration"
** (laughing) and so hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA!
** (laughing) and so hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA!
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-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so cool! Holy fucking shit!
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-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so fucking cool! Holy fucking shit!
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'''Grisha:''' That's okay, son, when I was your age I had stupid dreams to.\\
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'''Grisha:''' That's okay, son, when I was your age I had stupid dreams to.too.\\
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The funny moments of WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged by Creator/TeamFourStar.
!! Episode 1
* Eren introducing himself and Mikasa:
-->'''Eren:''' I met her a long time ago on a summer trip.\\
''[Scenes of Eren killing two of the human traffickers who kidnapped Mikasa with nothing but screaming]''\\
'''Eren:''' And it got ''really'' crazy when the third guy showed up.\\
''[The third smuggler tries to kill Eren before being killed by Mikasa, also to the sounds of everyone screaming]''
* Meeting Grisha, who is Eren's [[InsistentTerminology supportive father]]:
-->'''Eren:''' Dad! When I grow up, I want to invent ice cream!\\
'''Grisha:''' That's okay, son, when I was your age I had stupid dreams to.\\
'''Mikasa:''' Like being a supportive father who is there for his children?\\
'''Grisha:''' Mm-hmm. Speaking of which, I'm leaving today!
* Shadis is absolutely hilarious:
** When breaking in the recruits:
-->'''Shadis:''' Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Recruit:''' Well, I plan to give my body in service of the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' Oh, you think this is Harem of the Dead, you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
* Connie being re-imagined as a loudmouthed who swears all the time.
-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so cool! Holy fucking shit!
* When Eren and Reiner confront Annie:
-->'''Reiner:''' So, by being an unlikeable bitch, do you think people will like you ironically?\\
''[{{Beat}}, then the scene switches to Annie bringing down Eren]''\\
'''Eren:''' ''[In pain]'' Why me?\\
'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. I'm a beast!\\
''[Scene switches to Reiner lying on the ground]''\\
'''Reiner:''' Oh, you bitch!\\
'''Eren:''' ''[Internal Monologue]'' ''I don't have a witty retort for that. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That's just funny]]'' ''[Speaking]'' Hey, who taught you how to fight?\\
'''Annie:''' My dad. Who taught you how to fight?\\
''[Flashback to the infamous injection scene]''\\
'''Grisha:''' Now, son, stop being a faggot and take your medicine!\\
'''Eren:''' No, daddy, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]''!\\
''[Flashback ends]''\\
'''Eren:'''...my...dad.
* When the newly graduated soldiers are cleaning the Wall:
-->'''Sasha:''' Hey guys, I don't want you to panic, but I stole some meat from Shadis.\\
'''Marco:''' Oh, my God, why would you do that?!\\
'''Sasha:''' Don't worry. It was a gift from his family. It'll totes be with him.\\
''[Sasha laughs awkwardly as a vibrating sound is heard]''\\
'''Connie:''' I have the most awkward boner!
!! Episode 1
* Eren introducing himself and Mikasa:
-->'''Eren:''' I met her a long time ago on a summer trip.\\
''[Scenes of Eren killing two of the human traffickers who kidnapped Mikasa with nothing but screaming]''\\
'''Eren:''' And it got ''really'' crazy when the third guy showed up.\\
''[The third smuggler tries to kill Eren before being killed by Mikasa, also to the sounds of everyone screaming]''
* Meeting Grisha, who is Eren's [[InsistentTerminology supportive father]]:
-->'''Eren:''' Dad! When I grow up, I want to invent ice cream!\\
'''Grisha:''' That's okay, son, when I was your age I had stupid dreams to.\\
'''Mikasa:''' Like being a supportive father who is there for his children?\\
'''Grisha:''' Mm-hmm. Speaking of which, I'm leaving today!
* Shadis is absolutely hilarious:
** When breaking in the recruits:
-->'''Shadis:''' Where do you see yourself in three years?\\
'''Recruit:''' Well, I plan to give my body in service of the king, sir!\\
'''Shadis:''' Oh, you think this is Harem of the Dead, you shrimp-dick fuck nugget?! Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!
* Connie being re-imagined as a loudmouthed who swears all the time.
-->'''Connie:''' Oh my god, Eren, you're so cool! Holy fucking shit!
* When Eren and Reiner confront Annie:
-->'''Reiner:''' So, by being an unlikeable bitch, do you think people will like you ironically?\\
''[{{Beat}}, then the scene switches to Annie bringing down Eren]''\\
'''Eren:''' ''[In pain]'' Why me?\\
'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. I'm a beast!\\
''[Scene switches to Reiner lying on the ground]''\\
'''Reiner:''' Oh, you bitch!\\
'''Eren:''' ''[Internal Monologue]'' ''I don't have a witty retort for that. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That's just funny]]'' ''[Speaking]'' Hey, who taught you how to fight?\\
'''Annie:''' My dad. Who taught you how to fight?\\
''[Flashback to the infamous injection scene]''\\
'''Grisha:''' Now, son, stop being a faggot and take your medicine!\\
'''Eren:''' No, daddy, ''[[GratuitousJapanese yamete]]''!\\
''[Flashback ends]''\\
'''Eren:'''...my...dad.
* When the newly graduated soldiers are cleaning the Wall:
-->'''Sasha:''' Hey guys, I don't want you to panic, but I stole some meat from Shadis.\\
'''Marco:''' Oh, my God, why would you do that?!\\
'''Sasha:''' Don't worry. It was a gift from his family. It'll totes be with him.\\
''[Sasha laughs awkwardly as a vibrating sound is heard]''\\
'''Connie:''' I have the most awkward boner!
