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* Spider-Man's opening narration of his role in New York. It very quickly veers into {{Metaphorgotten}}
-->"Tourists can love New York. Me? Who grew up here? Who's lived here my whole life, who's crawled over every stone and swung off ever cornice...I '''am'' New York. It's in me, in my blood, like a disease...you know like a blood disease but a good one, like a happy...cancer. Okay so clearly I wasn't bitten by a radioactive poet."
* Then we get this lovely bit of TemptingFate

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* Spider-Man's opening narration of his role in New York. It very quickly veers into {{Metaphorgotten}}
{{Metaphorgotten}}.
-->"Tourists can love New York. Me? Who grew up here? Who's lived here my whole life, who's crawled over every stone and swung off ever every cornice...I '''am'' ''am'' New York. It's in me, in my blood, like a disease...you know like a blood disease but a good one, like a happy...cancer. Okay so clearly I wasn't bitten by a radioactive poet."
* Then we get this lovely bit of TemptingFateTemptingFate:


-->'''Kitty:''' [[RealityEnsues OK...So...Serious wedgie]].

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-->'''Kitty:''' [[RealityEnsues OK...So...Serious wedgie]].wedgie.


* The team is facing Ord for a second time, coming up with a plan that will probably involve his eyes and other "soft" parts. But before they can finish it, Beast, Logan and Frost are all surprised because [[spoiler: Colossus, who has just returned from death,]] is standing behind Ord. That look is priceless. Ord assumes something else:

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* The team is facing Ord for a second time, coming up with a plan that will probably involve his eyes and other "soft" parts. But before they can finish it, Beast, Logan and Frost are all surprised because [[spoiler: Colossus, who has just returned from death,]] death, is standing behind Ord. That look is priceless. Ord assumes something else:



* After the Danger Room has been shut down [[spoiler: by becoming sentient and leaving,]] Logan takes a bunch of new students down there for fight training. When one asks what the danger will be, Logan turns off the lights. One long panel of darkness, followed by a second. In the second, "snikt."

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* After the Danger Room has been shut down [[spoiler: by becoming sentient and leaving,]] leaving, Logan takes a bunch of new students down there for fight training. When one asks what the danger will be, Logan turns off the lights. One long panel of darkness, followed by a second. In the second, "snikt."



* [[spoiler: Cassandra Nova, controlling Emma,]] regresses Logan to his childhood as effete, pampered rich boy James Howlett. How is he awakened? [[spoiler: What else - A beer.]]

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* [[spoiler: Cassandra Nova, controlling Emma,]] Emma, regresses Logan to his childhood as effete, pampered rich boy James Howlett. How is he awakened? [[spoiler: What else - A beer.]]



* To awaken Beast from his feral nature, Blindfold hands him a [[spoiler: ball of yarn. One that is chemically treated to restore his mind.]]
* Kitty's reaction to finding out the mysterious cloaked figure leading the new Hellfire Club is none other than [[spoiler: a ''second'' Emma Frost, dressed with her costume from her White Queen days and proudly declaring herself as such, this just after already defeating the ''standard'' Emma Frost]]. Kitty's reaction to this glorious example of comic book weirdness is amazing:

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* To awaken Beast from his feral nature, Blindfold hands him a [[spoiler: ball of yarn. One that is chemically treated to restore his mind.]]
mind.
* Kitty's reaction to finding out the mysterious cloaked figure leading the new Hellfire Club is none other than [[spoiler: a ''second'' Emma Frost, dressed with her costume from her White Queen days and proudly declaring herself as such, this just after already defeating the ''standard'' Emma Frost]].Frost. Kitty's reaction to this glorious example of comic book weirdness is amazing:



* The OnceMoreWithClarity page, when [[spoiler: the mental dialogue is added in when they are discussing their plans.]] Especially Kitty and everyone's reaction to her.

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* The OnceMoreWithClarity page, when [[spoiler: the mental dialogue is added in when they are discussing their plans.]] plans. Especially Kitty and everyone's reaction to her.


* Spiderman's opening narration of his role in New York. It very quickly veers into {{Metaforgotten}}

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* Spiderman's Spider-Man's opening narration of his role in New York. It very quickly veers into {{Metaforgotten}}{{Metaphorgotten}}



* The magical defense the "Breakworld bullet asteroid" has is a psychic attack, causing each hero to imagine themselves saving the world. Spiderman imagines himself saving the world from a 10 mile asteroid...with ''lots'' of webbing. He cheers for a few seconds before realizing the impossibility of it all:

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* The magical defense the "Breakworld bullet asteroid" has is a psychic attack, causing each hero to imagine themselves saving the world. Spiderman Spider-Man imagines himself saving the world from a 10 mile asteroid...with ''lots'' of webbing. He cheers for a few seconds before realizing the impossibility of it all:



-->'''Dr. Rao''': The casual observer would perhaps not look to ''me'' as the unbalanced one.

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-->'''Dr. Rao''': The casual observer would perhaps not look to ''me'' as the unbalanced one.one.
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* Spiderman's opening narration of his role in New York. It very quickly veers into {{Metaforgotten}}
-->"Tourists can love New York. Me? Who grew up here? Who's lived here my whole life, who's crawled over every stone and swung off ever cornice...I '''am'' New York. It's in me, in my blood, like a disease...you know like a blood disease but a good one, like a happy...cancer. Okay so clearly I wasn't bitten by a radioactive poet."
* Then we get this lovely bit of TemptingFate
-->"When you're part of a greater whole...you're enmeshed...you know when something's coming. ''(Nightcrawler teleports into right in front of him)'' GAAH! Most of the time. ''(falls onto an ice slide made by Iceman)'' Some of the time. ''(gets blown off by a huge gust of wind)'' Nonono-hey windy now- Forget it.
* The magical defense the "Breakworld bullet asteroid" has is a psychic attack, causing each hero to imagine themselves saving the world. Spiderman imagines himself saving the world from a 10 mile asteroid...with ''lots'' of webbing. He cheers for a few seconds before realizing the impossibility of it all:
-->"'''YES!''' Woo hoo! I did it! I...Waaaaait a second..."
** He breaks Storm out of the spell by punching her (which initially enrages her), and then asks if she just saved the world "with a great big breeze"?
** As things get increasingly desperate, he tries to snap Dr. Strange out of it by hitting him.
-->'''Storm:''' At least, I '''think''' that's why he's hitting him...


* Emma deleting the memory of bad guys: "You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable" or "longitude", you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours."

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* Emma deleting the memory of bad guys: guy's memories: "You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "parsley," "intractable" or "longitude", "longitude," you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours."



* While the team is fighting a big monster in downtown New York (to which The Thing yells is supposed to be the ComicBook/FantasticFour's gig), each page is panels of them with their internal monologues about various emotional struggles. Then we get to Wolverine, who has 3 panels of nothing, followed by:

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* While the team is fighting a big monster in downtown New York (to which The Thing yells is supposed to be the ComicBook/FantasticFour's gig), each page is two pages consist of nothing but panels of them Colossus and Shadowcat with their internal monologues about various emotional struggles. Then we get to Wolverine, who has 3 panels of nothing, followed by:


---> '''Emma.''' The mutants aren't a community, ''punkin''. They're pathetic sheep, begging to be shorn. Three students were missing from my ethics class, ''seventeeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting ''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.
---> '''Kitty:''' Oh, my god. ''You'' teach ''ethics?''

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---> --> '''Emma.''' The mutants aren't a community, ''punkin''. They're pathetic sheep, begging to be shorn. Three students were missing from my ethics class, ''seventeeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting ''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.
---> --> '''Kitty:''' Oh, my god. ''You'' teach ''ethics?''


* Emma Frost being a teacher of "ethics."

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* Emma Frost being and Kitty, discussing the new mutant cure:
---> '''Emma.''' The mutants aren't
a teacher of "ethics."community, ''punkin''. They're pathetic sheep, begging to be shorn. Three students were missing from my ethics class, ''seventeeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting ''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.
---> '''Kitty:''' Oh, my god. ''You'' teach ''ethics?''


-->'''Ord''': Are you '''''mad'''''?!
-->'''Dr. Rao''': To the impartial observer, I would not appear the unbalanced one.

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-->'''Ord''': Are you '''''mad'''''?!
'''''INSANE?'''''
-->'''Dr. Rao''': To the impartial observer, I The casual observer would perhaps not appear look to ''me'' as the unbalanced one.


* From the "Hope" arc, when Ord is losing his patience and raging at Dr. Kavita Rao.

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* From the "Hope" "Gifted" arc, when Ord is losing his patience and raging at Dr. Kavita Rao.


* "Can I help you?" "Are you a beer?"

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* "Can I help you?" "Are you a beer?"beer?"
* From the "Hope" arc, when Ord is losing his patience and raging at Dr. Kavita Rao.
-->'''Ord''': Are you '''''mad'''''?!
-->'''Dr. Rao''': To the impartial observer, I would not appear the unbalanced one.

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* Wolverine's response when Nick Fury reveals that Ord has:
-->'''''[[DiplomaticImpunity DIPLOMATIC]] [[ClusterBleepBomb #%$@*&%!!@#$@%#%$##@#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$%#%@$#$@$%&&&%&@&$#%$##%&&&@&!!]] [[DiplomaticImpunity IMMUNITY?]]'''''


-->'''Emma''': This children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance.\\
'''Kitty''': I'm sorry. [[{{Stripperiffic}} I was busy remembering to put on the rest of my clothes]].\\

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-->'''Emma''': This This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance.\\
'''Kitty''': I'm sorry. [[{{Stripperiffic}} I was busy remembering to put on the rest of all my clothes]].\\



* "Who are you talking to?" *soldier looks out an empty window* "My swim coach..."

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* "Who "Soldier... Who are you talking to?" *soldier looks out an empty window* "My swim coach..."



* When they attack Genetec, the source of the Mutant "cure," Scott is shot and bleeding out. His hallucination is hilarious.

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* When they attack Genetec, Benetech, the source of the Mutant "cure," Scott is shot and bleeding out. His hallucination is hilarious.



* When asked how they know it's Colossus they just found, Emma tells Agent Brand she read his mind, Beast tells her he checked his DNA, and Wolverine simply says "I smelled him." Beast chimes in with "I did that, too."

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* When asked how they know it's Colossus they just found, Emma tells Agent Brand she read his mind, Beast tells her he checked his DNA, and Wolverine simply says "I smelled him." Beast chimes in with "I also did that, too.that."


-->'''Wolverine:''' Look at it this way, you'll get some interesting new groupies.\\
'''Human Torch:''' (Beat Panel) Reed can we be evil?\\

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-->'''Wolverine:''' Look at it this way, Then you'll get some a much more interesting new groupies.bunch of groupies, kid.\\
'''Human Torch:''' (Beat Panel) Reed can Reed? Can we be evil?\\evil now?\\


--->'''Emma''': This children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance.
--->'''Kitty''': I'm sorry. [[{{Stripperiffic}} I was busy remembering to put on the rest of my clothes]].
--->'''Emma''': So ''gushingly'' glad you could join us.

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--->'''Emma''': -->'''Emma''': This children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance.
--->'''Kitty''':
entrance.\\
'''Kitty''':
I'm sorry. [[{{Stripperiffic}} I was busy remembering to put on the rest of my clothes]].
--->'''Emma''':
clothes]].\\
'''Emma''':
So ''gushingly'' glad you could join us.



--->'''Cyclops:''' "My girlfriend is very weird."

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--->'''Cyclops:''' -->'''Cyclops:''' "My girlfriend is very weird."



---> "Is that dragon thing behind me?"

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---> --> "Is that dragon thing behind me?"



---> '''Wolverine''': I really like beer.

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---> --> '''Wolverine''': I really like beer.



--->'''The Thing:''' Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?
--->'''Wolverine:''' You got a problem with mutants?
--->'''The Thing:''' I meant Canadians.

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--->'''The -->'''The Thing:''' Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?
--->'''Wolverine:'''
kind?\\
'''Wolverine:'''
You got a problem with mutants?
--->'''The
mutants?\\
'''The
Thing:''' I meant Canadians.



--->'''Wolverine:''' Look at it this way, you'll get some interesting new groupies.
--->'''Human Torch:''' (Beat Panel) Reed can we be evil?
--->'''Mr.Fantastic:''' Maybe after dinner.

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--->'''Wolverine:''' -->'''Wolverine:''' Look at it this way, you'll get some interesting new groupies.
--->'''Human
groupies.\\
'''Human
Torch:''' (Beat Panel) Reed can we be evil?
--->'''Mr.
evil?\\
'''Mr.
Fantastic:''' Maybe after dinner.



--->'''Kitty:''' [[RealityEnsues OK...So...Serious wedgie]].

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--->'''Kitty:''' -->'''Kitty:''' [[RealityEnsues OK...So...Serious wedgie]].



--->'''Kitty''': I can't believe I phased just then. That's never--it was all your fault.
--->'''Peter''': I like to think so, yes.

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--->'''Kitty''': -->'''Kitty''': I can't believe I phased just then. That's never--it was all your fault.
--->'''Peter''':
fault.\\
'''Peter''':
I like to think so, yes.



---> "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do... [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1502454.html is so terribly pretty!"]]

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---> --> "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do... [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1502454.html is so terribly pretty!"]]



--->'''Kitty''': *glares* Yeahbut'''what'''?

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--->'''Kitty''': -->'''Kitty''': *glares* Yeahbut'''what'''?



--->'''Kitty''': I object!
--->'''Emma''': Bugger me, was that acting?
--->'''Piotr''': Is not courtroom drama, Katya.

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--->'''Kitty''': -->'''Kitty''': I object!
--->'''Emma''':
object!\\
'''Emma''':
Bugger me, was that acting?
--->'''Piotr''':
acting?\\
'''Piotr''':
Is not courtroom drama, Katya.

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