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* The X-Men are being attacked by projection's of Emma Frost's consciousness. Cyclops awakes from a post-traumatic catatonic state and sets to helping his team... with a gun and a positive attitude.

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* The X-Men are being attacked by projection's projections of Emma Frost's consciousness. Cyclops awakes from a post-traumatic catatonic state and sets to helping his team... with a gun and a positive attitude.


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* Abigail Brand lays out how the Augurs -- Breakworld's {{Seers}} -- have a prophecy that Colossus will destroy their planet. When she asks him if he is as mystified by this as she is, he responds:
-->'''Colossus''': [[SarcasmMode No. I'm not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child.]]
-->(''Everyone stares at him in surprise")
-->'''Colossus''': This is why I don't make so many jokes. I never know when is good.
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-->'''''[[DiplomaticImpunity DIPLOMATIC]] [[ClusterBleepBomb #%$@*&%!!@#$@%#%$##@#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$%#%@$#$@$%&&&%&@&$#%$##%&&&@&!!]] [[DiplomaticImpunity IMMUNITY?]]'''''

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-->'''''[[DiplomaticImpunity DIPLOMATIC]] [[ClusterBleepBomb #%$@*&%!!@#$@%#%$##@#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$%#%@$#$@$%&&&%&@&$#%$##%&&&@&!!]] [[DiplomaticImpunity IMMUNITY?]]'''''IMMUNITY?]]''''' (Even better in the motion comic adaptation where they use a really long SoundEffectBleep in between those two words)



* "You bite, I'll heal. I pop, you won't."

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* ** "You bite, I'll heal. I pop, you won't."
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* The X-Men are being attacked by projection's of Emma Frost's consciousness. Cyclops awakes from a post-traumatic catatonic state and sets to helping his team... with a gun and a positive attitude.
--> "Pete! You would ''not'' believe the day I'm having!"
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--> '''Emma:''' The mutants aren't a community, ''pumpkin''. They're pathetic sheep, begging to be shorn. Three students were missing from my ethics class, ''seventeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting ''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.

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--> '''Emma:''' The mutants aren't a community, ''pumpkin''.''punkin''. They're pathetic sheep, begging to be shorn. Three students were missing from my ethics class, ''seventeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting ''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.

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* To awaken Beast from his feral nature, Blindfold hands him a ball of yarn. One that is chemically treated to restore his mind.

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* To awaken Beast from his feral nature, Blindfold hands him a ball of yarn. One that is chemically treated to restore his mind. Then later, he gives Logan a long, SesquipedalianLoquaciousness-laced explanation of how the scents unlocked his memory a bit at a time. Then he asks how Logan got ''his'' memory back.
-->'''Logan''': Had a beer.
-->'''Beast''': Same general principle.
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'''The Thing:''' I meant Canadians.

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'''The Thing:''' I meant Canadians.Canadians[[note]]This whole bit is doubly funny, as well as a bit Heartwarming, as Logan (and the readers) know that Ben is ''incapable'' of being racist in any way, so we all know that Logan knows that Ben has a punchline ready, and is deliberately feeding him a straight line to follow up with[[/note]].

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