History Funny / AssassinsCreedSyndicate

* Occasionally, during combat, a {{Mook}} will [[LampshadeHanging hang a lampshade]] on ConservationOfNinjitsu and [[BitingTheHandHumor simultaneously lambast the game's combat system]] with the following line:

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[GameplayandStorySegregation Evie can brutally assassinate every single guard in the bank along the way.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Including right in the middle of a group of people.]]

'''Darbie's Bear Paw''': Ever wanted to wrestle a bear? Wear these to even the odds. Also you probably don't want to wrestle a bear.

** Shaun's Database is generally among the funniest and most informative in the series. Like his deadly accurate summary of the CrimeanWar:

* FreezeFrameBonus: In Shaun's first scene, you'll notice his description reads "Assassin, Historian, Smartass"

** It doesn't stop with Nelson's Column. One of the viewpoints will end up with either twin crouching on a bronze statue of a ''cockroach''.

** It becomes even funnier if you recall [[RunningGag all the numerous issues]] the Animus has had with other languages, sch as [[AssassinsCreedII Ezio's]] bursts of Italian being [[HandWave explained away as Animus language software bugs]], or Shaun complaining about similar bugs making [[AssassinsCreedIII pre-Revolutionary colonials]] speak in American as opposed to British English.

--> '''Grammatica:''' Sigma Team's been disbanded. You've both been reassigned to the Phoenix Project, and yet here you are, defying orders by breaking into '''my''' facility and [[spoiler: trying to interrogate a Precursor]]! [[ArsonMurderAndAdmiration I knew I liked you for a reason, Berg.]] Proceed.

--> '''Jacob''': (Butting in, visibly annoyed) [[UselessProtagonist And my Rooks!]]

** Then after you go save her corgi that is taken by a Bliter, Jacob realizes that he just left her behind completely alone in one of the most dangerous pubs in London. When he arrives there she is surrounded by Bliters... to which she is having a polite conversation with, makes one realize he never told his father how he felt, and she gives him a piece of candy.

** Notably, that carriage getaway gives you limitless ammunition with which to shoot your persuers... because Jacob tells her to take his when she runs out. This seems to imply Jacob assumed that a quiet "you ''will'' stick to the mission" run by his stealth-oriented sister would need enough bullets to shoot every Blighter in Victorian England in the head three times.

'''[[BlingBlingBang M1877 "Thunderer"]]''': Subtlety be damned. The Thunderer is a beautiful monster in silver and gold.

'''Lord Person's Cane-Sword''': An understated weapon, perfect for [[{{pun}} Pearson]] the flesh of your enemies.\\

'''[[BlingBlingBang M1877 "Thunderer]]''': Subtlety be damned. The Thunderer is a beautiful monster in silver and gold.

* [[Unintentionally Funny "An Abominable Mystery"]] is unintentionally hilarious during the escape: it's funny as hell to watch horses just drop dead for no reason- and passersby too. ''All you do is drive a fucking cart full of poisoned flowerpots.''
* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[GameplayandStorySegregation Evie can brutally assassinate every single guard in the bank along the way.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Including right in the middle of a group of people.]]

* Meta: the ''Assassin's Creed'' Tumblr's extremely blunt statement on the infamous, um, "[[FlameWar discussion]]" over [[BaseBreaker Jacob's sexuality]]:

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[GameplayandStorySegregation "Evie can brutally assassinate every single guard in the bank along the way."]] [[HypocriticalHumor "Including right in the middle of a group of people."]]

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[GameplayandStorySegregation "Evie can brutally assassinate every single guard in the bank along the way. Including right in the middle of a group of people."]]

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[GameplayandStorySegregation "Evie can brutally execute every single guard in the bank along the way. Including right in the middle of a group of people."]]

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[Gameplay and Story Segregation "Evie can brutally execute every single guard in the bank along the way. Including right in the middle of a group of people."]]

* In Unbreaking the Bank, Evie says to herself how much her father was right about Jacob being reckless. When infiltrating the bank, [[Gameplay and Story Segregation "Evie can brutally execute every single guard in the bank along the way. Including right in the middle of a group of people." ]]

* [[Unintentionally Funny "An Abominable Mystery"]] is unintentionally hilarious during the escape: it's funny as hell to watch horses just drop dead for no reason- and passersby too. ''All you do is drive a fucking cart full of poisoned flowerpots.''

-->'''Orphan Boy:''' ''I'm just a poor boy! Nobody loves me!''

** One beer (using the term in it's loosest possible sense) stands out. Shaun takes a drink, and then immediately descends into broken gibberish. According to him, the next thing he remembers is coming too fourteen hours later, having written more gibberish, followed by a diatribe about the mating habits of finches.

--> "Jacob Frye is bisexual. This is canon. The end."

* If you collect the Helix glitches, you can get a few hints of humor from the modern day Assassins. Arend Schut-Cunningham consoles Galina [[spoiler:for not killing Berg]] because he called dibs. Kiyoshi Takakura's search list reads like a travel food guide. Also, that Berg's big move in VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRogue, to video bomb the Assassins with Shay's demoralizing story had ''zero'' effect on morale. You get the feeling that Bishop closed communications not only for security, but to just get the others to ''shut up.''