History Fanfic / LeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemenTempestRewrite

** Said crew includes Gale's old Girl Squad, liberated slaves from {{Literature/Gor}}, [[Film/AmazonWomenOnTheMoon Ultu Amazons]], [[Franchise/FlashGordon Dale Arden]], [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Marcia the]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers Martian Princess]], [[Series/SpacePatrolUS Carol Darlisle]], [[Series/RockyJonesSpaceRanger Vena Rey]], [[{{Film/Aliens}} Newt the]] {{Franchise/Predator}}, [[{{ComicBook/Femforce}} Stormy Tempest]], [[Manga/UruseiYatsura Lum Invader]], [[Anime/CowboyBebop Faye Valentine]], and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a 3D printed clone of]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Bender]].

*** The Priest-Kings of {{Literature/Gor}} are genetically descended from the [[Literature/StarshipTroopers Aracchnids]]/[[Literature/EndersGame Formics]], as are the [[{{Franchise/Metroid}} Space Pirates]] from the [[{{Franchise/Alien}} Xenomorphs]].

''Temptest Rewrite'' is a ''ComicBook/LeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen'' FixFic by Saberlord Oboeshoes.

* EveryoneHasLotsOfSex: It’s based on an Alan Moore series, so of course this happens

** Maleldil the Young is also [[Creator/FantasticFour Uatu the Watcher]]

** Maleldil the Young is also [[Creator/MarvelComics Uatu the Watcher]]

*** [[WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder Lord Dominator]] is the daughter of [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZIm Tak]], with the father being either a [[Series/CaptainVideo Video Ranger]] or a [[ComicStrip/DanDare Treen]].

*** Mina/Mysta is to be the mother of Yoko Littner (who was conceived during an orgy with [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lords]], [[Literature/TheHistoryOfTheRunestaff Dorian Hawkmoon]] and [[{{Series/Andromeda}} Captain Dylan Hunt]])

*** The Priest-Kings of {{Literature/Gor}} and [[Literature/EndersGame Formics]] are implied to be of similar species, as are the [[{{Franchise/Alien}} Xenomorphs]] and [[{{Franchise/Metroid}} Space Pirates]].

** Lazarus Long allegedly dies fighting Hugo Hercules to let the Meteor II launch into space.

** Greta Mors take up the mantle of Captain Nemo, which is later filled by her descendant Harlock, and then by his descendant Sally Quasar. With no way of leaving this universe, [[Franchise/RickAndMorty Rick Sanchez]] decides to become the next Ishmael, a role that is taken up later by Commando Cody, and then later by Halo Jones.

* TangledFamilyTree: Thanks to Lazarus Long, the entire crew of the Meteor II are practitioners of incest, leading to a entangled inbreeding all the way to Harlock and possibly beyond.

** Chapter 28 - [[SpaceJesusWasWayCool "Space Jesus"]]

** Chapter 36 - [[Music/BraidPaisley "Welcome To The Future"]]
** Chapter 41 - [[Literature/WhateverHappenedToBabyJane "Whatever Happened to Nyarlathotep?"]]

** Not related to the original comic, Creator/RobertHeinlein character Lazarus Long isn't seen as a wisdom-infused paragon, but a self-absorbed deviant. When he inspires Jack Nemo and Greta Mors to give into their lust, they become trapped in an unhealthy relationship, thus deconstructing Long's Incest Is Relative fetish. .

* {{Deconstruction}}: Whenever [[Literature/TimeEnoughForLove Lazarus Long]] appears, the author attacks him for his belief that IncestIsRelative, as well as his MyWayOrTheHighway persona.
** He is in a world where people are put off by his holier-than-thou behavior. His incestuous relationship with [[Literature/ToSailBeyondTheSunset his mother]] is met with disgust, and his long-winded defense of such is met with physical silencing.
** When Lazarus mentors a teenage Jack Nemo, he accuses Jack of holding sexual feelings for his half-sister Greta, and refuses to allow Jack’s studies/work to progress until they act on those (non-existent) feelings. The end result of Jack and Greta doing so is an unhealthy, unnatural relationship.
** The same type of relationship is shared by their daughters, but they do have genuine romantic love for each other, albeit as being able to trust only each other as a result of life as double agents.
** In Epilogue 3, after the Star Fems and Anime/CaptainHarlock settle on [[VideoGame/HaloWars Arcadia]], they form a simple society based on the views that Long preached. However, they seem to have come to these views naturally.

->''“I finished reading [[ComicBook/LeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen LXG]] Volume 6: The Tempest a few weeks ago, and I was immensely disappointed. The story was shit, the characters were flat, and the whole thing was just a real crappy way to end a saga. So, I have decided to [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} write my own ending. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!]] Starting with the revelation of the Antichrist's identity, I'm putting my own spin on how LXG should have ended out, and hopefully do it with the same creative storytelling spirit that the series started out with.”''
-->-- ‘Opening blurb of the author, Saberlord Oboeshoes, on why he wrote [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/20367067/chapters/48298930 this fic]]’

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Chapter 25 begins with [[WesternAnimation/FairlyOddparents Mr. Turner blaming the apocalypse on Dinkleberg]], who invites him to watch the televised wedding of a vampire couple that has been massacred by zombies. It's bizarre, extreme, features no other characters from the story, contributes nothing to the plot, and only seems to be included for cheap laughs

* HeroicSacrifice: Done by [[WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil Heckapoo]] to save Mina from [[spoiler:Prospero/Nyarlathotep]]

* SpiritualAntithesis: To the original comic
** Harry Potter, spies, superheroes, and everything else Moore hates is given a much more positive treatment
** Rather than have Emma and Orlando coerce Jason King into killing Bond, they do it themselves
** Instead of having Cthulhu be a footnote, his awakening causes worldwide insanity
** The protagonists don’t make it safely to Lincoln Island and escaping Earth with all their friends and associates; the island succumbs to madness and the ones who escape Earth just barely do
** Instead of the world being taken over by Prospero’s horrors, modern-day heroes band together to save humanity
** The main story still ends with a wedding, but between the main heroines rather than two minor characters
** The comic’s final page (not counting the epilogues) was a piss-take on comics legend Stan Lee; this story ends with numerous space-faring pulp sci-fi characters being reinvented in a style not unlike that of comics legend Alan Moore.

* {{Deconstruction}}: Of [[Literature/TimeEnoughForLove Lazarus Long]] and his pro-incest views.

** Greta Mors take up the mantle of Captain Nemo, which is later filled by her descendant Harlock, and then by his descendant Sally Quasar. With no way of leaving this universe, [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Rick Sanchez]] decides to become the next Ishmael, a role that is taken up later by Commando Cody, and then later by Halo Jones.

** Mary Poppins is one of the [[Literature/TheBible Elohim]], who are also the Elder Gods, the [[Literature/TheSpaceTrilogy Eldila]], the [[Literature/TheSpaceOdysseySeries Monolith Creators]], and a faction the [[Creator/MichaelMoorcock Lords of Law]] [[note]] with Lovecraft’s Outer Gods being a faction of the Chaos Lords; Epilogue 3 has these opposing pantheons also be the [[{{Literature/Lensman}} Arisians and Eddorians]].[[/note]]

* CrossoverCosmology: Between the pantheons of Literature/TheCthulhuMythos and Literature/TheSpaceTrilogy, and the multiverses of [[Creator/MichaelMoorcock The Eternal Champion]] and TheWorldAsMyth.

* CrossoverCosmology: Between Lovecraft, The Space Trilogy, Moorcock, and Marvel.

* BlackComedyRape: The Lunites attempt to impregnate themselves by kidnapping young [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maza_of_the_Moon Ultu]] men and performing oral sex on them

*** Emma/Gale and Orlando/Futura are the parents of Samus Aran

*** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] takes a new identity as [[{{Literature/Lensman}} Clarissa MacDougall]].

** Mary Poppins is one of the [[Literature/TheBible Elohim]], who are also the Elder Gods, the [[Literature/TheSpaceTrilogy Eldila]], the [[Literature/TheSpaceOdysseySeries Monolith Creators]], and a faction the [[Creator/MichaelMoorcock Lords of Law]] [[note]] with Lovecraft’s Outer Gods being a faction of the Chaos Lords[[/note]]

*** [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] is implied to become [[{{Literature/Lensman}} Clarissa Kinnison]]