History Fanfic / AllGuardsmenParty

The series can be read [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/All_Guardsmen_Party here on 1d4chan]], or at the author's [[http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/ personal archive site]]. There are also some shorts: [[https://imgur.com/a/evqam6e [1],]] [[https://imgur.com/a/gRvnEUq [2],]] [[https://imgur.com/a/DRjwcum [3],]] [[https://imgur.com/a/LUOxcVk [4],]] [[https://imgur.com/a/UFsWzxn [5],]] [[https://imgur.com/a/u8v7VfZ [6].]]

* WhatAnIdiot: Said often and loudly. One prominent one is during a flashback of Commissar Kelly's worst mistake. An Inquisitor (with an exact duplicate of himself) explained that the Regiment was needed to deal with a pressing situation involving a temporal anomaly (hence why the Inquisitor had been duplicated). While Kelly was too hungover from "Deployment Festivities" to follow exactly what was going on, Junior Commissar "Scarface" decided it was a good idea to DENY an Inquisitor's [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse "request"]] pending confirmation from High Command. Kelly had this exact thought before waking up hours later, abandoned in the mud with the Commissariat arriving to take him and Scarface into custody for allowing their regiment to "desert".

** After an entire ''army'' deserted on their watch, the Commissars attached to said army were reassigned to a penal legion training camp. Not to the legion, but to the ''camp'', which means this is where they will spend the rest of their lives with no chance of redeeming themselves. Both go absolutely insane in the process. [[spoiler:One becomes a barely functioning alcoholic while the one becomes a petty tyrant trying to go everything he can to be reassigned. The latter one eventually has to be put down by the Guardsman.]]

** And then the Inquisitor who's their boss, who's only referred to as [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak.]] [[spoiler:His real name is eventually revealed by the diplomacy adept to be Quercus, which means... Oak. Meanwhile his personal Interrogator is named Ulmus which means... Elm.]]