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* WouldHitAGirl: Yamamoto warns the SWA that Kenpachi has promised to kick their asses if Yachiru brings home "manporn" again.
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** Mayuri takes pride in the fact that other shinigami run screaming at the sight of him.
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* MarshmallowHell: Rangiku is still doing this to Toshiro, and Toshiro still doesn't apperciate it.
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* MarshmallowHell: Rangiku is still doing this to Toshiro, and Toshiro still doesn't apperciate appreciate it.
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* {{Plunder}}: Yamamoto was thankful that Kenpachi stopped Gin from causing a mass defection of female shinigami. However, he was ''not'' thankful enough for him to claim Matsumoto as the "spoils."
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* {{Plunder}}: Yamamoto was thankful that Kenpachi stopped Gin from causing a mass defection of female shinigami. However, he was ''not'' thankful enough for to allow him to claim Matsumoto as the "spoils."
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* ParrotPetPosition: Yachiru at one point puts up missing flyers of Nel, saying that Ichigo's lost his "shoulder pet".
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* ThePornomancer: Known as The Kurosaki Effect.
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* ThePornomancer: Known as The Kurosaki Effect.Effect™.
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* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Quite often, even though Yamamoto outlawed public nudity. Gin is a frequent offender
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--> ""But I was wearing bunny ears!" is no excuse. Those are still ''nude'' pictures."
--> ""But I was wearing bunny ears!" is no excuse. Those are still ''nude'' pictures."
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** Hisagi ''was'' this. Then he got promoted.
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* SerialEscalation: At the beginning, the list was much shorter and a bit quirky, but not nearly as insane as it is now.
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* {{Streaking}}: Female shinigami are not allowed to chase after Gin when he is streaking, due to the possibility of mass defection from the Gotei 13.
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* TantrumThrowing: With obligatory WindowPain. This was Hisagi's reaction when Yamamoto refused to make Kensei his co-taicho.
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* CardCarryingVillain: The trope title is dropped when Yamamoto has to tell Aizen that kidnapping female Shinigami and trying them to rail road tracks doesn't make him one.
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* ChainsawGood: Kira's reaction to someone bad mouthing the third division is to pull out a chainsaw and give it a few revs.
* ChainsawGood: Kira's reaction to someone bad mouthing the third division is to pull out a chainsaw and give it a few revs.
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: Renji refers to anything he doesn't know as "Doomy dooms". Yamamoto tells him not too, even if something does look particularly doomy.
* FreudianThreat: Yamamoto decrees that Isshin is no longer allowed to breed, and makes it clear that he ''will'' enforce that with scalpels if he has too.
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* FriendsWithBenefits: Possibly Ichigo's relationship with his various conquests, since several of them are otherwise in comitted relationships.
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* HeelFaceTurn: Grimmjow and Ulquiorra end up joining the Shinigami. Of course, whether the terms "heel" and "face" are applicable to this is story is up for debate.
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* OrcusOnHisThrone: Yamamoto says that if Aizen wants to continue being the BigBad, then he actually has to get off his butt and do some work himself instead of just smirking at everyone.
* PainfulBodyWaxing: As a prank, somebody covered the inside of Rangiku's underwear with double-sided clear tape. She vows to find the person responsible and show them the horrors of a Brazilian body wax.
* PainfulBodyWaxing: As a prank, somebody covered the inside of Rangiku's underwear with double-sided clear tape. She vows to find the person responsible and show them the horrors of a Brazilian body wax.
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* WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings: Due to Grimmjow wrecking a carnival when they ran out of cotton candy, Ulquiorra is forbidden from going from the World of the Living even though he's far more sane.
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* BackFromTheDead: Ulquiorra, courtesy of Orihime's powers.
* BlatantLies: Tends to happen any time the characters actually bother to try to justify their actions. They also tell each other BlatantLies just to see the results.
* FaceDoodling: Yachiru likes to go to the Fourth Division and draw genitalia on the faces of recovering Shinigami.
* FriendsWithBenefits: Possibly Ichigo's relationship with his various conquests, since several of them are otherwise in comitted relationships.
* GodivaHair: Nemu tried going as Lady Godiva for Halloween, but her hair wasn't long enough, as Yamamoto was willing to point out.
* GodivaHair: Nemu tried going as Lady Godiva for Halloween, but her hair wasn't long enough, as Yamamoto was willing to point out.
* HeelFaceTurn: Grimmjow and Ulquiorra end up joining the Shinigami. Of course, whether the terms "heel" and "face" are applicable to this is story is up for debate.
* MarshmallowHell: Rangiku is still doing this to Toshiro, and Toshiro still doesn't apperciate it.
* MetaphorIsMyMiddleName: "Danger" is Chad's middle name. No, it really is.
* NoJustNoReaction: Yumichika did ''something'' to cause this reaction in Yamamoto.
* MetaphorIsMyMiddleName: "Danger" is Chad's middle name. No, it really is.
* NoJustNoReaction: Yumichika did ''something'' to cause this reaction in Yamamoto.
* {{Pyromaniac}}: Hinamori. Unfortunately, it's just one facet of her crazy.
* RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue: Gin sent Ichigo a note saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's fuck". Clearly, poetry isn't his strong suit.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Due to an incident with Byakuya's zanpakuto, Ichigo does this whenever he sees cherry blossoms. It crops up in a couple of other places too.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Due to an incident with Byakuya's zanpakuto, Ichigo does this whenever he sees cherry blossoms. It crops up in a couple of other places too.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: As soon as Rukia became a lieutenant, she smacked Byakuya with her badge and told him "In your face, beeyotch!"
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* TradeSnark: Kurosaki Cluster Fuck™ is apparently a registered trade mark of the Soul Society.
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* TradeSnark: Kurosaki Cluster Fuck™ is apparently a registered trade mark of the Soul Society. As are the Kurosaki Route-to-Power™ and the Kurosaki Effect™.
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* AllWomenAreLustful: The perverted antics in this fic are by no means limited to the men.
* BullyingADragon: Both Gin and Mayuri have paid the price for trying to mess with Ichigo.
* CardCarryingVillain: The trope title is dropped when Yamamoto has to tell Aizen that kidnapping female Shinigami and trying them to rail road tracks doesn't make him one.
* CardCarryingVillain: The trope title is dropped when Yamamoto has to tell Aizen that kidnapping female Shinigami and trying them to rail road tracks doesn't make him one.
* DistractedByTheSexy: A WardrobeMalfunction on Rangiku's part leads to the death of several Shinigami in the middle of a battle.
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* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Zaraki likes to ask ifhe another captain dying means he gets their division.
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* ItsNotPornItsArt: Yamamoto warns Kyoraku about using this excuse when Nanao finds out that she's the star of his self-drawn hentai manga.
* KillItWithFire: Nemu's suggestion for dealing with an escaped experiment.
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* PlayboyBunny: What Rukia evidently dressed as for Halloween.
* ThePornomancer: Known as The Kurosaki Effect.
* PowerIsSexy: What Ichigo attributes to his success.
* PuppyDogEyes: Yuzu uses these on Yamamoto for unknown reasons. He tells her to quit it.
* ThePornomancer: Known as The Kurosaki Effect.
* PowerIsSexy: What Ichigo attributes to his success.
* PuppyDogEyes: Yuzu uses these on Yamamoto for unknown reasons. He tells her to quit it.
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* {{Reincarnation}}: Officially, Kurosaki Ichigo is ''not'' the reincarnation of Shiba Kaien. However, official records have been wrong before...
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* {{Reincarnation}}: Officially, Kurosaki Ichigo is ''not'' the reincarnation of Shiba Kaien. However, official records have been wrong before... before...
* SleepsWithEveryoneButYou: Ichigo is this for Gin. To be fair, Gin's approach leaves something to be desired...
* SleepsWithEveryoneButYou: Ichigo is this for Gin. To be fair, Gin's approach leaves something to be desired...
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* WorldGoneMad: It's a miracle that Yamamoto has managed to maintain his sanity, if ''this'' is what he has to deal with every day.
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* FriendlyEnemy: Aizen, more aptly called "Aizen-puppy," when he became subordinate to the "Great and Fearsome Queen of Hueco Mundo," aka Orihime.
** Gin in the earlier chapters. He never seemed to leave, and spent as much time in Soul Society as he did in Hueco Mundo. It eventually lead to him being reinstated as Captain of the Third Division due to the fact he did all the paperwork.
** Gin in the earlier chapters. He never seemed to leave, and spent as much time in Soul Society as he did in Hueco Mundo. It eventually lead to him being reinstated as Captain of the Third Division due to the fact he did all the paperwork.
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* ThereWasADoor: Kenpachi, of course.
-->"Wall is not synonymous with door."
-->"Wall is not synonymous with door."
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* BigBad: There's a license. Aizen's was expiring.
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* ComedicSociopathy: Everyone. And when we say everyone, we mean ''everyone''.
* DudeNotFunny: Subverted in-universe and lampshaded. Byakuya's new subordinate was indeed named Hisana, but it wasn't ''that'' Hisana.
* DudeNotFunny: Subverted in-universe and lampshaded. Byakuya's new subordinate was indeed named Hisana, but it wasn't ''that'' Hisana.
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It is a CrackFic that is written in list-type format depicting the numerous things things that are considered "objectionable behavior" performed by shinigami. Instead, it is considered a source of deep amusement and gossip, and therefore as time went on the guidelines became more... outlandish.
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It is a CrackFic that is written in list-type format depicting the numerous things things that are considered "objectionable behavior" performed by shinigami. shinigami, posted in the barracks of each division on a daily basis to incite some form of public humiliation. Instead, it is considered a source of deep amusement and gossip, and therefore with the occupants of the list attempting to outdo themselves regularly. Therefore as time went on the guidelines became more... outlandish.
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* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: Gin never seems to leave. Yamamoto finally relented and gave him back his position as Captain of the Third Division after finding out he did all the paperwork and had offered to do Kenpachi's as well.
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* ItAmusedMe: Why Urahara felt the need to conquerer hell.
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* CharacterMagneticTeam: The Thirteenth and Three-Quarters Division, lead by Captain Ichigo Kurosaki. It should be noted than anybody who is anything other than a shinigami (Vizard, Quincy, Arrancar, Hollow) gets sent there. Any seated officer from another division that qualifies does double duty.
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* CharacterMagneticTeam: The Thirteenth and Three-Quarters Division, lead by Captain Ichigo Kurosaki. It should be noted than anybody who is anything other than a pure shinigami (Vizard, Quincy, Arrancar, Hollow) gets sent there. Any seated officer from another division that qualifies does double duty.
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* AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
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* AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, god, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
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* PsychopathicManchild: Yamamoto, Komamura and Ukitake. There,three people who ''[[AvertedTrope DON'T]]'' act this way on a regular occurrence.
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** And Nemu. Especially when it concerns her father.
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* MadScientist: Mayuri, more so than usual, to the point that Urahara, a psychotic megalomaniac, is preferable to him. Especially after the incident with the exploding babies.
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** There was an incident involving Mayuri and exploding babies.
* ObviouslyEvil: The first few chapters (which presumably take place prior to the start of the series) make out Aizen to be this. As the story goes on, you can see why nobody noticed.
* ObviouslyEvil: The first few chapters (which presumably take place prior to the start of the series) make out Aizen to be this. As the story goes on, you can see why nobody noticed.
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* OnlySaneMan: Yamamoto. He's learned to adapt.
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* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Ever since Hisagi was promoted, he's started acting like everybody else.
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* AnythingThatMoves: Gin, though his favorite targets are Rangiku and Ichigo.
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* PsychopathicManchild: Yamamoto, Komamura, Hisagi and Ukitake. There, four people who ''[[AvertedTrope DON'T]]'' act this way on a regular occurrence.
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* YaoiFanGirl: The Shinigami Women's Association. [[LoonyFan Quite militant about it, actually.]]
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* TitleDrop: Where do you think the name of the title came from?
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* TitleDrop: Where do you think the name of the title came from?
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--> "Kusajishi-fukutaicho - Please stop eating the Hell Butterflies."
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--> "Kusajishi-fukutaicho "'''Kusajishi-fukutaicho''' - Please stop eating the Hell Butterflies."
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* AxCrazy: Hinamori.
* ArmyOfThievesAndWhores: The more the fic goes on, the more the Gotei 13 resembles this.
* AxCrazy: Hinamori.
* AxCrazy: Hinamori.
* ThisMeansWar: Lampshaded.
--> "Why is everyone so obsessed with declaring war? We're ''already'' at war."
--> "Why is everyone so obsessed with declaring war? We're ''already'' at war."
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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982232/1/Please_Stop_Eating_The_Hell_Butterflies Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies]]'' is a ''{{Bleach}}'' FanFic by ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/392641/Mistress-Nika Mistress Nika]]''.
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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982232/1/Please_Stop_Eating_The_Hell_Butterflies Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies]]'' is a ''{{Bleach}}'' FanFic by ''[[http://www.[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/392641/Mistress-Nika Mistress Nika]]''.
Nika]].
* AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
* CharacterMagneticTeam: The Thirteenth and Three-Quarters Division, lead by Captain Ichigo Kurosaki. It should be noted than anybody who is anything other than a shinigami (Vizard, Quincy, Arrancar, Hollow) gets sent there. Any seated officer from another division that qualifies does double duty.
* CharacterMagneticTeam: The Thirteenth and Three-Quarters Division, lead by Captain Ichigo Kurosaki. It should be noted than anybody who is anything other than a shinigami (Vizard, Quincy, Arrancar, Hollow) gets sent there. Any seated officer from another division that qualifies does double duty.
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** Of course, that all became nixed once Orihime took over Hueco Mundo and made him her vassal "Aizen-puppy."
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** Of course, that all became nixed once Orihime took over Hueco Mundo and made him her vassal vassal, aptly named "Aizen-puppy.""
* {{Flanderization}}: As you continue reading, you'll notice that the guidelines become more... outlandish, with each chapter. This was most likely deliberate.
* ILoveNuclearPower: Mayuri, of course. Hinamori, however, attempted to invoke it.
--> Stop playing in the runoff from the twelfth division. That is not the way to go about gaining superpowers. You are a Shinigami. You already ''have'' superpowers
* {{Flanderization}}: As you continue reading, you'll notice that the guidelines become more... outlandish, with each chapter. This was most likely deliberate.
* ILoveNuclearPower: Mayuri, of course. Hinamori, however, attempted to invoke it.
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* {{Reincarnation}} / AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
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* {{Reincarnation}} / AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he {{Reincarnation}}: Officially, Kurosaki Ichigo is ''not'' the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.Shiba Kaien. However, official records have been wrong before...
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* TitleDrop: Where do you think the name of the title came from?
--> Kusajishi-fukutaicho - Please stop eating the Hell Butterflies.
* WhiteHairedPrettyBoy: An entire unholy alliance. Hitsugaya ran off with them, Gin is one of their members, and they were likely to attempt kidnapping Ukitake.
--> Kusajishi-fukutaicho - Please stop eating the Hell Butterflies.
* WhiteHairedPrettyBoy: An entire unholy alliance. Hitsugaya ran off with them, Gin is one of their members, and they were likely to attempt kidnapping Ukitake.
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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5982232/1/Please_Stop_Eating_The_Hell_Butterflies Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies]]'' is a ''{{Bleach}}'' FanFic by ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/392641/Mistress-Nika Mistress Nika]]''.
It is a CrackFic that is written in list-type format depicting the numerous things things that are considered "objectionable behavior" performed by shinigami. Instead, it is considered a source of deep amusement and gossip, and therefore as time went on the guidelines became more... outlandish.
Warning: Do not eat food or drink while reading this FanFic. It will not end well.
!!Tropes:
* AxCrazy: Hinamori.
* FateWorseThanDeath: After his defeat, Aizen, instead of complete obliteration of his soul, will instead become Yachiru's new playmate.
** Of course, that all became nixed once Orihime took over Hueco Mundo and made him her vassal "Aizen-puppy."
* ItAmusedMe: Why Urahara felt the need to conquerer hell.
--> "I was bored."
* NoodleIncident: Invoked. Due to the sheer chaos of Halloween, nobody is allowed to speak about what happened.
* OfficialCouple: Ichigo/Everyone, Ichigo/[[spoiler:Byakuya]], Yoruichi/Soifon, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Gin/Everyone, Gin/Rangiku
* ReallyGetsAround: [[MemeticSexGod Ichigo]]. ''Dear God...''
* {{Reincarnation}} / AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
* StalkerWithACrush: Gin really wants to sleep with Ichigo. Yamamoto points out that if he ''stopped'' being a creepy stalker, Ichigo would probably sleep with him.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Denied by Yamamoto about the zombies.
* TheDreaded: Aizen calls Orihime the "Great and Fearsome Queen of Hueco Mundo."
** Yachiru, though that's to be expected.
It is a CrackFic that is written in list-type format depicting the numerous things things that are considered "objectionable behavior" performed by shinigami. Instead, it is considered a source of deep amusement and gossip, and therefore as time went on the guidelines became more... outlandish.
Warning: Do not eat food or drink while reading this FanFic. It will not end well.
!!Tropes:
* AxCrazy: Hinamori.
* FateWorseThanDeath: After his defeat, Aizen, instead of complete obliteration of his soul, will instead become Yachiru's new playmate.
** Of course, that all became nixed once Orihime took over Hueco Mundo and made him her vassal "Aizen-puppy."
* ItAmusedMe: Why Urahara felt the need to conquerer hell.
--> "I was bored."
* NoodleIncident: Invoked. Due to the sheer chaos of Halloween, nobody is allowed to speak about what happened.
* OfficialCouple: Ichigo/Everyone, Ichigo/[[spoiler:Byakuya]], Yoruichi/Soifon, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Gin/Everyone, Gin/Rangiku
* ReallyGetsAround: [[MemeticSexGod Ichigo]]. ''Dear God...''
* {{Reincarnation}} / AGodAmI: Thanks to running off with "The Unholy Alliance of [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy White-Haired Pretty Boys]]," Hitsugaya now believes he is the reincarnation of a dragon God, going as far as to use his Bankai to perform miracles. He also asked Rukia to become his high priestess.
* StalkerWithACrush: Gin really wants to sleep with Ichigo. Yamamoto points out that if he ''stopped'' being a creepy stalker, Ichigo would probably sleep with him.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Denied by Yamamoto about the zombies.
* TheDreaded: Aizen calls Orihime the "Great and Fearsome Queen of Hueco Mundo."
** Yachiru, though that's to be expected.
