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* PolarOppositeTwins: Christina is GenreSavvy and mistrustful, but unsociable, whereas her identical twin sister Jessica is popular but naive.
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* PolarOppositeTwins: Christina is GenreSavvy savvy and mistrustful, but unsociable, whereas her identical twin sister Jessica is popular but naive.
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* PolarOppositeTwins: Jessica is popular but naive, whereas her identical twin sister Christina is GenreSavvy genre and mistrustful, but unsociable.
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* PolarOppositeTwins: Christina is GenreSavvy and mistrustful, but unsociable, whereas her identical twin sister Jessica is popular but naive.
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* LipstickLesbian: Is conventionally feminine and is dating Stephanie [=McDonald=].
* PolarOppositeTwins: Jessica is popular but naive, whereas her identical twin sister Christina is GenreSavvy and mistrustful, but unsociable.
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->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You don't want pity? Good news then coward. There's no pity for you here. You get to put that gun to use and go solve some problems before someone solves you. - Josie Knight
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->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You don't want pity? Good news then coward. There's no pity for you here. You get to put that gun to use and go solve some problems before someone solves you. - Josie Knight''Josie Knight''
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->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey guys, I found the last two pieces under the- aw, man... - Donald, our intern
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->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey guys, I found the last two pieces under the- aw, man... - Donald, ''Donald, our internintern''
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[[folder:B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] M1 Garand (rifle)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm very happy for you, B080, that you wouldn't so much as hurt a fly. But the flies on the island will not be trying to kill you: your fellow classmates will be. If you can't put your useless idealism aside, then this will be a very short game for you. On the plus side, you won't be suffering long, and your respectable weapon can be put in the hands of somebody who will actually use it. - ''Jim Greynolds''
->[[AC: B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] M1 Garand (rifle)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm very happy for you, B080, that you wouldn't so much as hurt a fly. But the flies on the island will not be trying to kill you: your fellow classmates will be. If you can't put your useless idealism aside, then this will be a very short game for you. On the plus side, you won't be suffering long, and your respectable weapon can be put in the hands of somebody who will actually use it. - ''Jim Greynolds''
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[[folder:G052: Joanne Coleman]]
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[[folder:B081: Mike Brown]]
->[[AC: B081: Michael “Mike” John-Mark Velasquez Brown]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Air horn
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about the air horn, I was referring to country music. - ''Josh Baines''
->[[AC: B081: Michael “Mike” John-Mark Velasquez Brown]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Air horn
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about the air horn, I was referring to country music. - ''Josh Baines''
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[[folder:B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Compact Camping Tent for One
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh hey you can cook, great news if you go hungry. There's a lot of potential meals out there. - ''Josie Knight''
->[[AC: B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Compact Camping Tent for One
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh hey you can cook, great news if you go hungry. There's a lot of potential meals out there. - ''Josie Knight''
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[[folder:B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical Combat Shovel
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, the gardener got a shovel! That's just perfect, actually. You don't have to dig too deep, just enough to bury some decent fertilizer for if you wanna plant a garden while you're there. We've uh... got precedent for that sort of thing. - ''Shamino Warhen''
->[[AC: B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical Combat Shovel
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, the gardener got a shovel! That's just perfect, actually. You don't have to dig too deep, just enough to bury some decent fertilizer for if you wanna plant a garden while you're there. We've uh... got precedent for that sort of thing. - ''Shamino Warhen''
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[[folder:G077: Christine “Chris” Bright ]]
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[[folder:B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical Combat Shovel
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, the gardener got a shovel! That's just perfect, actually. You don't have to dig too deep, just enough to bury some decent fertilizer for if you wanna plant a garden while you're there. We've uh... got precedent for that sort of thing. - ''Shamino Warhen''
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->[[AC: B083: Diego Larrosa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical Combat Shovel
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, the gardener got a shovel! That's just perfect, actually. You don't have to dig too deep, just enough to bury some decent fertilizer for if you wanna plant a garden while you're there. We've uh... got precedent for that sort of thing. - ''Shamino Warhen''
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[[folder:G075: Aditi Sharma ]]
->[[AC: G072: Aditi Abhijit Sharma ]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Browning Hi Power 9mm
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] No taste for blood and no love for any pride but your own. You are a wounded lioness, child, and the scavengers are unkind. Bad luck. - ''Adimabua Lawal''
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[[folder:G076: Garnet Barnes]]
->[[AC: G076: Garnet Barnes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] String of Mardi Gras beads
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Life on the island can be a lonely one for the ill-prepared, G076. What to do about that, that's the only thing I can't teach you. We all need to figure out the answer for ourselves. So how are you going to survive? Are you going to sing your song? Our song? - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:G077: Christine Bright ]]
->[[AC: G077: Christine “Chris” Bright ]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Big Mouth Billy Bass (15th Anniversary Edition)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Keep this between us, G077, but that was actually supposed to go out last version for the anniversary. Stupid postal service ran late, so now you have a whole new friend to motivate you! Just think about how lucky you are. - ''Matt Richards''
[[folder:G075: Aditi Sharma ]]
->[[AC: G072: Aditi Abhijit Sharma ]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Browning Hi Power 9mm
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] No taste for blood and no love for any pride but your own. You are a wounded lioness, child, and the scavengers are unkind. Bad luck. - ''Adimabua Lawal''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G076: Garnet Barnes]]
->[[AC: G076: Garnet Barnes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] String of Mardi Gras beads
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Life on the island can be a lonely one for the ill-prepared, G076. What to do about that, that's the only thing I can't teach you. We all need to figure out the answer for ourselves. So how are you going to survive? Are you going to sing your song? Our song? - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:G077: Christine Bright ]]
->[[AC: G077: Christine “Chris” Bright ]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Big Mouth Billy Bass (15th Anniversary Edition)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Keep this between us, G077, but that was actually supposed to go out last version for the anniversary. Stupid postal service ran late, so now you have a whole new friend to motivate you! Just think about how lucky you are. - ''Matt Richards''
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->[[AC: B053: Clayton “Clay” Barber]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] ''Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade'' by Phil Elmore
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh my god! Last time, the mute girl gets the megaphone, and now this? This is too good. Now we just need a deaf kid so we can give them a record player... hang on, does this make me a bad person? - ''Josh Baines''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] ''Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade'' by Phil Elmore
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh my god! Last time, the mute girl gets the megaphone, and now this? This is too good. Now we just need a deaf kid so we can give them a record player... hang on, does this make me a bad person? - ''Josh Baines''
->[[AC: B054: Drew Woods]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tekagi-shuko gloves
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] A weak will is a drawback that's difficult to overcome even with the right tools, and B054 does not have the right tools. The best he can hope for is that he can live off the land and lay low, but he'll have to face another competitor at some point, and that'll probably be his end. - ''Christina Stockton''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tekagi-shuko gloves
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] A weak will is a drawback that's difficult to overcome even with the right tools, and B054 does not have the right tools. The best he can hope for is that he can live off the land and lay low, but he'll have to face another competitor at some point, and that'll probably be his end. - ''Christina Stockton''
->[[AC: B055: Nicholas "Nick" Domhnall Parkhurst Ogilvie]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, my favorite stupid knife. I don't see B055 becoming my favorite stupid boy, but I'm open to surprises. For your next trick, try being halfway competent, and maybe I'll get over the fact that magic tricks are for kids and dumbasses. - ''Veronica Rai''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, my favorite stupid knife. I don't see B055 becoming my favorite stupid boy, but I'm open to surprises. For your next trick, try being halfway competent, and maybe I'll get over the fact that magic tricks are for kids and dumbasses. - ''Veronica Rai''
->[[AC: B056: Jonah Heartgrave]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Desert Eagle handgun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I like to call guys like this the Meatshield Special. He's going down in defense of some loser, and then said loser is going to have a gun that will probably break their wrist. That's what we call karma. - ''Shamino Warhen''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Desert Eagle handgun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I like to call guys like this the Meatshield Special. He's going down in defense of some loser, and then said loser is going to have a gun that will probably break their wrist. That's what we call karma. - ''Shamino Warhen''
->[[AC: B057: Kyle Harrison]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Potato launcher + 1 lb. sack of potatoes
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] This school seems to be evenly divided into sociopaths and bleeding hearts. Unfortunately this boy falls into the latter category, so the weekend Lourvey spent building that weapon is most likely going to have been a waste. - ''Trent Camden''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Potato launcher + 1 lb. sack of potatoes
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] This school seems to be evenly divided into sociopaths and bleeding hearts. Unfortunately this boy falls into the latter category, so the weekend Lourvey spent building that weapon is most likely going to have been a waste. - ''Trent Camden''
->[[AC: B059: Nathan Coleman]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=MTs225=] Shotgun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Ooh. Ooooooh. Ooooh no. Oh. Oof. Shit. - ''Josh Baines''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=MTs225=] Shotgun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Ooh. Ooooooh. Ooooh no. Oh. Oof. Shit. - ''Josh Baines''
->[[AC: B060: Thomas “Tom” Swift]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical kama
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You're already in a downward spiral. The easy way out's right there. Don't waste our time. - ''Veronica Rai''
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Tactical kama
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You're already in a downward spiral. The easy way out's right there. Don't waste our time. - ''Veronica Rai''
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[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
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[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
->[[AC: B061: Oliver Lacroix]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Butterfly knife
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Between all your vices, I can see you like to live life in the moment, B061. That's good, because with your decison-making skills, you don't have much of that life left to live. - ''Jim Greynolds''
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->[[AC: B062: Jeffrey Albert Greene]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Riot shield
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's no better attitude adjustment than staring certain death in the face. B062 will need to figure that out, or make good use of that shield; the lone wolf playstyle doesn't work if everyone you might come across already sees you as a potential explosion. - ''Christina Stockton''
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->[[AC: B063: Guillermo "Billy" Trevino]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pepper Spray
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Another day, another loser whose last words are going to be "Hey, watch this!" - ''Veronica Rai''
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[[folder:B064: Justin Greene]]
->[[AC: B064: Justin Greene]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] J.R. Rizzolo's tire iron
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Your weapon is more interesting than you are. Next contestant! - ''Josie Knight''
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[[folder:B065: Manuel Figueroa]]
->[[AC: B065: Manuel Figueroa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Shuriken x 5
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I've been wracking my brain for over a half hour trying to think of a joke involving Mexicans, baseball, dancing and ninjas. I got nothing. This kid came out of the bargain bin wearing whatever stuck to him, so... I guess we'll just have to see how he does? I'll put him down as my wild card. - ''Josh Baines''
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[[folder:B066: Blaise d'Aramitz]]
->[[AC: B06: Blaise d'Aramitz]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bottle of old Jack Daniel's whiskey
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You're going to end up just like Bowie. Dead. - ''Josie Knight''
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[[folder:B067: Ramsey Cortez]]
->[[AC: B067: Ramsey Cortez]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] 40 lb. bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Follow the rainbow, B067. It's the only chance you've got at stumbling into success. - ''Shamino Warhen''
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[[folder:B068: Alexander Brooke]]
->[[AC: B068: Alexander Brooke]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Grand Power K100
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Thanks for the dog, fucko. - ''Veronica Rai''
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[[folder:B069: Ron Kiser]]
->[[AC: B069: Ronald "Ron" Kiser]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Fire extinguisher
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] SIXTY NINE, DUDES! ... Doesn't feel as good as I thought, but still got it out of my system. Ahem, B069 is quick, lasts a long time, and is best in pairs where he can properly reciprocate duties. He just needs to be concerned about the enjoyment of others and not just himself, lest somebody sink their teeth into him. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:B070: Dane Lennox]]
->[[AC: B070: Dane Lennox]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Uzi-Pro
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Rich kid with a silver spoon born in his mouth? Yeah, I can see why that would be easy to hate. Now, let's see them try to hate on somebody with a spoon in their mouth and an Uzi in their hands. - ''Trent Camden''
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[[folder:B071: Sal Bonaventura]]
->[[AC: B071: Salvatore “Sal” Bonaventura]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Non-functional collar (old model, no explosives or electronics)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh, what you've got there is one of the old models I worked on. Think that one was 'D4-K' something. Had a weird designation, but I liked calling it the 'Black Waltz 4'. It won't blow up or anything and it's nothing like the latest models, but in the right hands I think it can be put to some good use. Come on, B071... let's get creative. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:B072: William Dover]]
->[[AC: B072: William "Bill" Dover]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Caffeine Pills
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm always relieved when we don't waste a good weapon on these dopey Jesus types. Makes me feel like somebody up there is looking out for things... oh wait. - ''Matt Richards''
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[[folder:B073: Jeremiah Anderson]]
->[[AC: B073: Jeremiah Anderson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Claw hammer
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You have two choices, B073: take the opportunity we've given you to forge the new path you've so desperately been seeking, or die as miserably as you lived. - ''Tracen Danya''
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[[folder:B074: Theo Walterson]]
->[[AC: B074: Theophilus “Theo” Walterson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Color Guard rifle
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Gardeners have an interesting track record, so I'd say try snapping quickly and keeping things interesting, but man. I just can't get behind a guy named Theophilus as any sort of credible threat. Also the unconvincing fake gun, but man. - ''Josh Baines''
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[[folder:B075: Arjen Kramer]]
->[[AC: B075: Arjen Justus Kramer]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Flammenschwert
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] That is a very nice sword. If you spin it around and scream loud enough, people might think you're scary and not stick around long enough to realize you've got no way of using it properly. - ''Matt Richards''
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[[folder:B076: Abraham “Abe” Watanabe]]
->[[AC: B077: Abraham “Abe” Watanabe]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Replica Freddy Krueger glove
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] A kid with a reference weapon that Lourvey isn't fighting everyone to get? Sucks to suck, I guess. I've seen the movies though, so don't worry: bad jokes are exactly the way to go. - ''Veronica Rai''
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[[folder:B078: Thomas Buckley]]
->[[AC: B078: Thomas Buckley]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Vektor [=SP1=]
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You don't want pity? Good news then coward. There's no pity for you here. You get to put that gun to use and go solve some problems before someone solves you. - Josie Knight
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[[folder:B079: Colin [=McCabe=]]]
->[[AC: B079: Colin [=McCabe=]]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] 1000-piece puzzle (missing 2 pieces)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey guys, I found the last two pieces under the- aw, man... - Donald, our intern
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[[folder:B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] M1 Garand (rifle)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm very happy for you, B080, that you wouldn't so much as hurt a fly. But the flies on the island will not be trying to kill you: your fellow classmates will be. If you can't put your useless idealism aside, then this will be a very short game for you. On the plus side, you won't be suffering long, and your respectable weapon can be put in the hands of somebody who will actually use it. - ''Jim Greynolds''
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[[folder:B081: Mike Brown]]
->[[AC: B081: Michael “Mike” John-Mark Velasquez Brown]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Air horn
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about the air horn, I was referring to country music. - ''Josh Baines''
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[[folder:B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Compact Camping Tent for One
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh hey you can cook, great news if you go hungry. There's a lot of potential meals out there. - ''Josie Knight''
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!!Female Students
[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
->[[AC: G056: Dhairyalakshmi “Daria” Bhatia]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pack of instant hand warmers
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I don't see this show going for a very long run. Put your acting chops to some good use and play the role of somebody who at least makes it to act 2. - ''Jim Greynolds''
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[[folder:G057: Catherine Zier]]
->[[AC: G057: Catherine Lina Zier]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Large plastic bag containing 1 live lobster in water
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Mr. Pinchy? Where did you go? Pinchy- PINCHY NOOOOOO! - ''Donald, our intern''
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[[folder:G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
->[[AC: G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Nock gun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Athletic? Tough, prideful, aggressive? Holy shit I was right, you ARE Buttercup! Ahem, given your role as the muscle of the Powerpuff Girls (which is totally what we're calling you all now), I see no reason why you can't team up and make it far. Provided you can all get together, that is... if evil finds you when you're alone, your formulaic episode will grind to an abrupt, and deadly, end. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:G060: PrincessMcQuillan]][=McQuillan=]]]
->[[AC: G060: Princess [=McQuillan=] Dasinger]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Vial of Samandarin + vial of antidote
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Adapt and overcome, G060. You're versatile and with a good skill set. Manipulate your way into a strong social circle of 'friends' willing to take a bullet for you, obtain a weapon of your own, and you might just stand atop the mountain. Doesn't that sound promising? - ''Tracen Danya''
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[[folder:G061: Charelle Chernyshyova]]
->[[AC: G061: Charelle Faith Chernyshyova]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Brass knuckles
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If you get lucky you'll be able to live long enough to become a meme or you'll just die in a fucking hilarious way. I don't care. - ''Josie Knight''
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[[folder:G062: Tonya Collins]]
->[[AC: G062: Tonya Eudora Collins]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Machete
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's no extra credit for being a mother, G062. But you do have something to live for that nobody else here does. If your child really matters to you, now is the time to show it. - ''Abby Soto''
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[[folder:G063: Christina "Renz" Rennes]]
->[[AC: G063: Christina Siobhan “Renz” Rennes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Parachute knife
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Laugh all you want, but 'won't trust murderers' and 'understands how to play the game' are advantages many of you are sorely lacking. If I didn't know better, I'd say G063 was practically studying up to win this whole thing. Gamers do it greatest! - ''Dennis Lourvey''
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[[folder:G064: Anna "Roxanne" Herbert]]
->[[AC: G064: Anna “Roxanne” Christine Herbert]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Benelli M3
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's just one rule here, and you've got the tools to follow it. So, who do you want to be when you're out from under your parents' thumbs? Figure it out, and don't forget to put on a show. - ''Jim Greynolds''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G065: Kelly Nguyen]]
->[[AC: G065: Kelly Thuy Nguyen]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Rubber Chicken
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Is there some rule I wasn't told about that says all Vietnamese girls in the game have to have a name starting with K? Whatever. I don't see this busybody upholding any legacies. - ''Veronica Rai''
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[[folder:G066: Nona Hart]]
->[[AC: G066: Nona Hart]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] FN P90
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] As my father once told me, you can't do a thing about where you are -- only where you're going. You grow and adapt in order to survive, or you fail to find that drive to succeed, and die like many of your classmates. Which path you go down is determined solely by whether or not you can re-discover your survival instincts, G066. - ''Tracen Danya''
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[[folder:G067: Kayla Harris]]
->[[AC: G067: Kayla Harris]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Steel folding chair
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I can expect lots of - whose music is that? BAH GAWD, IT'S G067! SHE'S COMING DOWN THE RAMP AND SHE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR! LORD HAVE MERCY, SHE'S BREAKING THE COMPETITION IN HALF! STOP THE DAMN MATCH, SHE'S BEATING THEM LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G068: Adele Jones]]
->[[AC: G068: Adele Jones]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Small shopping cart
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] What kind of- did our budget run out? Where did we get that? - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G069: Shauna Cooke]]
->[[AC: G069: Shauna Cooke]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pata
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If you already crumple like wet tissue paper in the face of day-to-day adversity there's not much more to say here. G069 may ride in the wake of stronger contestants for a while, but she's more likely to be an early out. - ''Christina Stockton''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G070: Jessica Rennes]]
->[[AC: G070: Jessica Marie Rennes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bear Trap
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] We've got a grand tradition here of siblings turning on each other when the chips are down, and I think Little Miss Sunshine is about to become the next in that long line of casualties. - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G071: Sakurako Jackson]]
->[[AC: G071: Sakurako Adina Jackson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Prop knife set (plastic knife w/ collapsible blade + 2 fake blood capsules)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Play to your strengths, and you have a straight shot to at least the midpoint of the game, G071. Get bogged down by your weakness, and you're little more than an excessively cheerful moving target. Don't get eliminated. - ''Christina Stockton''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G072: Quinn Abert]]
->[[AC: G072: Quinn Abert]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bullwhip
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Look, I could make references to the song all day (and it's stuck in my head, thanks a lot), but it's a lot more constructive to focus on your fiery temperament. Psyche yourself up enough and you're bound to LP LP forward LK HP somebody's block off before they even know what's happening. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G073: Terra Johnson]]
->[[AC: G073: Terra Johnson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Gas Mask
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, don't worry about it, G073. Your video game namesake was ALSO brainwashed by an uncaring god. Don't worry too much about being selfish, by the way... it's the only chance I see of you approaching anything resembling victory. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G074: Megan Summers]]
->[[AC: G071: Megan Summers]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=ArtCreativity=] Juggling Balls Set for Beginners (Set of 3)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Much like your weapon, I only see you getting tossed around for a little bit before being unceremoniously dumped into a garbage can. - ''Trent Camden''
->[[AC: B064: Justin Greene]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] J.R. Rizzolo's tire iron
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Your weapon is more interesting than you are. Next contestant! - ''Josie Knight''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B065: Manuel Figueroa]]
->[[AC: B065: Manuel Figueroa]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Shuriken x 5
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I've been wracking my brain for over a half hour trying to think of a joke involving Mexicans, baseball, dancing and ninjas. I got nothing. This kid came out of the bargain bin wearing whatever stuck to him, so... I guess we'll just have to see how he does? I'll put him down as my wild card. - ''Josh Baines''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B066: Blaise d'Aramitz]]
->[[AC: B06: Blaise d'Aramitz]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bottle of old Jack Daniel's whiskey
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You're going to end up just like Bowie. Dead. - ''Josie Knight''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B067: Ramsey Cortez]]
->[[AC: B067: Ramsey Cortez]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] 40 lb. bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Follow the rainbow, B067. It's the only chance you've got at stumbling into success. - ''Shamino Warhen''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B068: Alexander Brooke]]
->[[AC: B068: Alexander Brooke]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Grand Power K100
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Thanks for the dog, fucko. - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B069: Ron Kiser]]
->[[AC: B069: Ronald "Ron" Kiser]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Fire extinguisher
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] SIXTY NINE, DUDES! ... Doesn't feel as good as I thought, but still got it out of my system. Ahem, B069 is quick, lasts a long time, and is best in pairs where he can properly reciprocate duties. He just needs to be concerned about the enjoyment of others and not just himself, lest somebody sink their teeth into him. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B070: Dane Lennox]]
->[[AC: B070: Dane Lennox]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Uzi-Pro
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Rich kid with a silver spoon born in his mouth? Yeah, I can see why that would be easy to hate. Now, let's see them try to hate on somebody with a spoon in their mouth and an Uzi in their hands. - ''Trent Camden''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B071: Sal Bonaventura]]
->[[AC: B071: Salvatore “Sal” Bonaventura]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Non-functional collar (old model, no explosives or electronics)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh, what you've got there is one of the old models I worked on. Think that one was 'D4-K' something. Had a weird designation, but I liked calling it the 'Black Waltz 4'. It won't blow up or anything and it's nothing like the latest models, but in the right hands I think it can be put to some good use. Come on, B071... let's get creative. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B072: William Dover]]
->[[AC: B072: William "Bill" Dover]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Caffeine Pills
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm always relieved when we don't waste a good weapon on these dopey Jesus types. Makes me feel like somebody up there is looking out for things... oh wait. - ''Matt Richards''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B073: Jeremiah Anderson]]
->[[AC: B073: Jeremiah Anderson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Claw hammer
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You have two choices, B073: take the opportunity we've given you to forge the new path you've so desperately been seeking, or die as miserably as you lived. - ''Tracen Danya''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B074: Theo Walterson]]
->[[AC: B074: Theophilus “Theo” Walterson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Color Guard rifle
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Gardeners have an interesting track record, so I'd say try snapping quickly and keeping things interesting, but man. I just can't get behind a guy named Theophilus as any sort of credible threat. Also the unconvincing fake gun, but man. - ''Josh Baines''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B075: Arjen Kramer]]
->[[AC: B075: Arjen Justus Kramer]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Flammenschwert
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] That is a very nice sword. If you spin it around and scream loud enough, people might think you're scary and not stick around long enough to realize you've got no way of using it properly. - ''Matt Richards''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B076: Abraham “Abe” Watanabe]]
->[[AC: B077: Abraham “Abe” Watanabe]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Replica Freddy Krueger glove
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] A kid with a reference weapon that Lourvey isn't fighting everyone to get? Sucks to suck, I guess. I've seen the movies though, so don't worry: bad jokes are exactly the way to go. - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B078: Thomas Buckley]]
->[[AC: B078: Thomas Buckley]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Vektor [=SP1=]
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You don't want pity? Good news then coward. There's no pity for you here. You get to put that gun to use and go solve some problems before someone solves you. - Josie Knight
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B079: Colin [=McCabe=]]]
->[[AC: B079: Colin [=McCabe=]]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] 1000-piece puzzle (missing 2 pieces)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey guys, I found the last two pieces under the- aw, man... - Donald, our intern
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: B080: Bryan Merryweather]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] M1 Garand (rifle)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I'm very happy for you, B080, that you wouldn't so much as hurt a fly. But the flies on the island will not be trying to kill you: your fellow classmates will be. If you can't put your useless idealism aside, then this will be a very short game for you. On the plus side, you won't be suffering long, and your respectable weapon can be put in the hands of somebody who will actually use it. - ''Jim Greynolds''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B081: Mike Brown]]
->[[AC: B081: Michael “Mike” John-Mark Velasquez Brown]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Air horn
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about the air horn, I was referring to country music. - ''Josh Baines''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: B082: Tony Acardi]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Compact Camping Tent for One
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh hey you can cook, great news if you go hungry. There's a lot of potential meals out there. - ''Josie Knight''
[[/folder]]
!!Female Students
[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
->[[AC: G056: Dhairyalakshmi “Daria” Bhatia]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pack of instant hand warmers
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I don't see this show going for a very long run. Put your acting chops to some good use and play the role of somebody who at least makes it to act 2. - ''Jim Greynolds''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G057: Catherine Zier]]
->[[AC: G057: Catherine Lina Zier]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Large plastic bag containing 1 live lobster in water
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Mr. Pinchy? Where did you go? Pinchy- PINCHY NOOOOOO! - ''Donald, our intern''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
->[[AC: G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Nock gun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Athletic? Tough, prideful, aggressive? Holy shit I was right, you ARE Buttercup! Ahem, given your role as the muscle of the Powerpuff Girls (which is totally what we're calling you all now), I see no reason why you can't team up and make it far. Provided you can all get together, that is... if evil finds you when you're alone, your formulaic episode will grind to an abrupt, and deadly, end. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G060: Princess
->[[AC: G060: Princess [=McQuillan=] Dasinger]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Vial of Samandarin + vial of antidote
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Adapt and overcome, G060. You're versatile and with a good skill set. Manipulate your way into a strong social circle of 'friends' willing to take a bullet for you, obtain a weapon of your own, and you might just stand atop the mountain. Doesn't that sound promising? - ''Tracen Danya''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G061: Charelle Chernyshyova]]
->[[AC: G061: Charelle Faith Chernyshyova]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Brass knuckles
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If you get lucky you'll be able to live long enough to become a meme or you'll just die in a fucking hilarious way. I don't care. - ''Josie Knight''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G062: Tonya Collins]]
->[[AC: G062: Tonya Eudora Collins]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Machete
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's no extra credit for being a mother, G062. But you do have something to live for that nobody else here does. If your child really matters to you, now is the time to show it. - ''Abby Soto''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G063: Christina "Renz" Rennes]]
->[[AC: G063: Christina Siobhan “Renz” Rennes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Parachute knife
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Laugh all you want, but 'won't trust murderers' and 'understands how to play the game' are advantages many of you are sorely lacking. If I didn't know better, I'd say G063 was practically studying up to win this whole thing. Gamers do it greatest! - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G064: Anna "Roxanne" Herbert]]
->[[AC: G064: Anna “Roxanne” Christine Herbert]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Benelli M3
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's just one rule here, and you've got the tools to follow it. So, who do you want to be when you're out from under your parents' thumbs? Figure it out, and don't forget to put on a show. - ''Jim Greynolds''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G065: Kelly Nguyen]]
->[[AC: G065: Kelly Thuy Nguyen]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Rubber Chicken
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Is there some rule I wasn't told about that says all Vietnamese girls in the game have to have a name starting with K? Whatever. I don't see this busybody upholding any legacies. - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G066: Nona Hart]]
->[[AC: G066: Nona Hart]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] FN P90
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] As my father once told me, you can't do a thing about where you are -- only where you're going. You grow and adapt in order to survive, or you fail to find that drive to succeed, and die like many of your classmates. Which path you go down is determined solely by whether or not you can re-discover your survival instincts, G066. - ''Tracen Danya''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G067: Kayla Harris]]
->[[AC: G067: Kayla Harris]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Steel folding chair
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I can expect lots of - whose music is that? BAH GAWD, IT'S G067! SHE'S COMING DOWN THE RAMP AND SHE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR! LORD HAVE MERCY, SHE'S BREAKING THE COMPETITION IN HALF! STOP THE DAMN MATCH, SHE'S BEATING THEM LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G068: Adele Jones]]
->[[AC: G068: Adele Jones]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Small shopping cart
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] What kind of- did our budget run out? Where did we get that? - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G069: Shauna Cooke]]
->[[AC: G069: Shauna Cooke]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pata
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If you already crumple like wet tissue paper in the face of day-to-day adversity there's not much more to say here. G069 may ride in the wake of stronger contestants for a while, but she's more likely to be an early out. - ''Christina Stockton''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G070: Jessica Rennes]]
->[[AC: G070: Jessica Marie Rennes]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bear Trap
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] We've got a grand tradition here of siblings turning on each other when the chips are down, and I think Little Miss Sunshine is about to become the next in that long line of casualties. - ''Veronica Rai''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G071: Sakurako Jackson]]
->[[AC: G071: Sakurako Adina Jackson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Prop knife set (plastic knife w/ collapsible blade + 2 fake blood capsules)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Play to your strengths, and you have a straight shot to at least the midpoint of the game, G071. Get bogged down by your weakness, and you're little more than an excessively cheerful moving target. Don't get eliminated. - ''Christina Stockton''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G072: Quinn Abert]]
->[[AC: G072: Quinn Abert]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bullwhip
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Look, I could make references to the song all day (and it's stuck in my head, thanks a lot), but it's a lot more constructive to focus on your fiery temperament. Psyche yourself up enough and you're bound to LP LP forward LK HP somebody's block off before they even know what's happening. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G073: Terra Johnson]]
->[[AC: G073: Terra Johnson]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Gas Mask
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hey, don't worry about it, G073. Your video game namesake was ALSO brainwashed by an uncaring god. Don't worry too much about being selfish, by the way... it's the only chance I see of you approaching anything resembling victory. - ''Dennis Lourvey''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G074: Megan Summers]]
->[[AC: G071: Megan Summers]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=ArtCreativity=] Juggling Balls Set for Beginners (Set of 3)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Much like your weapon, I only see you getting tossed around for a little bit before being unceremoniously dumped into a garbage can. - ''Trent Camden''
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!!Male Students
[[folder:B053: Clayton Barber]]
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[[folder:B054: Drew Woods]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B055: Nick Ogilvie]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B056: Jonah Heartgrave]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B057: Kyle Harrison]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B059: Nathan Coleman]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B060: Thomas "Tom" Swift]]
[[/folder]]
!!Female Students
[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G057: Catherine Zier]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G060: Princess McQuillan]]
[[/folder]]
!!Male Students
[[folder:B053: Clayton Barber]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B054: Drew Woods]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B055: Nick Ogilvie]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B056: Jonah Heartgrave]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B057: Kyle Harrison]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B059: Nathan Coleman]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:B060: Thomas "Tom" Swift]]
[[/folder]]
!!Female Students
[[folder:G056: Dhairyalakshmi "Daria" Bhatia]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G057: Catherine Zier]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G058: Yuko Hayashibara]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:G060: Princess McQuillan]]
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