History BondOneLiner / LiveActionFilms

* In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', a vengeful bounty hunter Elam tracks down Tuco and catches him [[BathtubScene in his bathtub]]. He starts [[BondVillainStupidity ranting about his revenge]] which gives Tuco preparation time to ready [[CantBatheWithoutaWeapon the gun hidden under the bubbles]] and fire it once Elam draws:

* In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', a vengeful bounty hunter tracks down Tuco and catches him [[BathtubScene in his bathtub]]. He starts [[BondVillainStupidity ranting about his revenge]] when gives Tuco preparation time to him with [[CantBatheWithoutaWeapon a gun he had hidden under the bubbles]] once he draws:

* In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', a vengeful bounty hunter tracks down Tuco and catches him [[BathtubScene in his bathtub]]. He starts [[EvilGloating ranting about his revenge]] when Tuco shoots him with [[CantBatheWithoutaWeapon a gun he had hidden under the bubbles]]:
-->'''Tuco:''' When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

:: :Or, as it was rendered in the HilariousOuttakes:
--->'''Carter:''' Damn! He ain't gonna be in ''Rush Hour 3''!

--->'''Ash:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Groovy.]]

** In ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'', after John dispatches the enemy he goes [[CatchPhrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"]] In a previous scene, there's also him searches the ship and finds a {{mook|s}}. He ''thinks'' he's got the one-liner down, but [[TheDragon Targo]] gets the drop on him:

*** Colonel Philips kills a Hydra soldier [[KilledMidSentence while he's in the middle]] of reciting Hydra's {{catchphrase}}.
---->'''Hydra soldier:''' Cut off one head, and [[HydraProblem two more sh--]] ''[gets shot]''\\

** From ''Film/{{Total Recall|1990}}'':

** From ''Film/{{Commando}}'':

** In ''Film/TrueLies'', Harry dispatches a {{mook}} by smashing his head into a urinal and giving him a swirly:

--->'''{{Mook}}:''' Who the hell are you?\\

* ''Film/GalaxyQuest'': After teleporting a rock monster to the ship that starts tearing through Sarris's {{Mook}}s, Fred Kwan and Guy are watching contentedly from a safe place.

* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' has a non-lethal variant (kinda, he was dead to begin with) when the eponymous Ghostbusters capture the ghost and announce their prowess to the public:

* In Bond parody ''Film/InLikeFlint'', Flint knocks a {{mook}} onto a ConveyorBeltODoom that sends the unlucky bastard into a white-hot document disintegrator, and his boss, after watching him go up in flames, quips to the men beside him, "Let's pay our respects."

** In ''Film/LethalWeapon3'', BigBad Travis deals with a {{mook}} who [[YouHaveFailedMe failed him]] by shoving him into a cement pool in a building foundation:

* In ''Film/{{The Magnificent Seven|1960}}'', Britt is challenged to a DuelToTheDeath by a SoreLoser gunslinger who can't believe his gun lost a speed contest to Britt's throwing knife. Britt kills him with the knife [[NeverBringAGunToAKnifeFight before the guy can even grab his gun]]:

** Near the end of the movie after [[spoiler:Edgar makes one last desperation attack to kill Agents Jay and Kay after his plan for intergalactic war is thwarted while the latter two are recovering, Edgar gets blown up from behind the two agents. Then we cut to [[BadassBystander Laurel]] with a smoking atomizer in her hands.]] "Interesting job you guys have."

** Smith impales a {{mook}} through the mouth [[EdibleBludgeon with a carrot]] and offers the following advice:

** ''Film/{{Above the Law|1988}}'', Toscani challenges a half-dozen {{mook}}s at once:

* ''Film/{{Hellboy|2004}}'', after killing the first Sammael in the New York Subway with the electrified third rail:

** In the second movie, he rolls a {{mook}} into a ball:

* In ''Film/{{Kuffs}}'', after a {{mook}} gets shot in front of his companions:

* {{Discussed|trope}} in ''Film/{{Bowfinger}}'': [[Creator/EddieMurphy Kit Ramsay]] is an action movie star going through a film script where his character throws a guy off a cliff and says, "I enjoyed meeting you, Cliff." Kit thinks [[ViewersAreMorons the line is too cerebral for his audience]].

*** While in a close-quanters grapple with a {{mook}}:

** In the first movie, John fights a {{mook}} and has this exchange:

** In ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'', after John dispatches the enemy he goes [[CatchPhrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"]] In a previous scene, there's also him searches the ship and finds a {{mook}}. He ''thinks'' he's got the one-liner down, but [[TheDragon Targo]] gets the drop on him:
--->'''{{Mook}}:''' Nicht schließen!\\

** In ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard'', John wrecks a helicopter full of {{mook}}s by [[CarFu flinging a car at it]]. In the PG-13 version, he says this:

*** Red Skull gets a poor report on the battle from a hapless {{mook}}, who tries to explain that they "fought to the last man":

** In ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'', Loki confronts the Hulk and starts ranting about his superiority because [[AGodAmI he's a god]]. Hulk quickly shuts him up by [[MetronomicManMashing smashing him repeatedly against the floor]].

** In ''Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}}'', the LiteralMinded Drax ''tries'' to do this on Korath the Pursuer, but hasn't quite gotten the hang of it yet.

* Riddick from ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick'' likes these:
** In ''Film/PitchBlack'', Riddick throws a {{mook}} to the monsters in the dark:

** In ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick'', Riddick abandons a BountyHunter in the frigid wilderness:

* In ''Film/{{Rush|2013}}'', a reporter callously asks Niki Lauda after his accident if his wife could possibly [[BeautyEqualsGoodness love him now the way he looks now]]. Lauda's [[TheRival rival]] [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold James Hunt]] tracks the reporter down and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beats the crap out of him]], then delivers this line:

* {{Invoked}} and {{defied}} in ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''. As Valentine is dying from his wound, he expresses his disgust at having to listen to a lame death-related pun. Eggsy tries to spare him that:

-->'''Strack:''' Go ahead, do it, do it, Westlake. But think of this: [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim you let me die, and you become as bad as me -- worse]]! [[WrongGenreSavvy Haha, you can't. I know you too well]]. Dropping me, it's not really an option for you. [[TemptingFate It's not something you could live with]].\\
''[Darkman closes his eyes, lets him go]''\\

--> '''Scarecrow:''' You look like a man who takes himself too seriously. Do you want my opinion? You need to lighten up.
* In ''Film/{{xXx}}'', after Xander Cage takes out a cigarette-smoking {{Mook}} with a laser missile:

--> '''Ted:''' ''[visibly nervous]'' [[DidYouGetANewHaircut ...Did you do something with your hair]]?
--> '''Alien!Lizzie:''' Glad you noticed!
* In the original ''Film/{{RoboCop|1987}}'', after Clarence Boddicker and his thugs kill Alex Murphy (would later go on to become the eponymous [=RoboCop=]), one of the thugs quotes Theatre/{{Hamlet}} of all things:
-->"Good night, sweet prince!"

-->"And don't call me a fucking wetback!"

* After Imhotep dies in ''Film/{{The Mummy|1999}}'', Evey does an IronicEcho: "Death is just the beginning."

--> ''' Old Man Phillips:''' Now he's at another Gate, looking for Saint Peter.
* In ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2'' Lyranna sarcastically quips a man "got the point" after being shot in the head by an arrow.
* ''Film/{{Mortal Kombat|2021}}'' has many, mostly {{Mythology Gag}}s:

--> '''Dr. Ross:''' Put them on the endangered species list.

** At the end of ''Film/{{Scream|1996}}'', as Sidney, Randy, and Gale look down at the killer's dead body, [[MetaGuy Randy]] warns them that slasher movies often end on a NotQuiteDead twist. Sure enough, Ghostface gets back up for one last scare, only for Sidney to immediately put a bullet in his head and say "not in my movie."

** ''Film/{{Scream|2022}}'' (2022) opens, as per series tradition, with a HarassingPhoneCall where Ghostface asks Tara what her favorite scary movie is, to which Tara replies that she prefers "elevated horror" like ''Film/TheBabadook'' and ''Film/ItFollows'' over old-school slashers. At the end, Tara is ultimately the one who lands the killing blow on Ghostface, causing her to remark "[[BrickJoke I still prefer]] ''The Babadook''".
* ''Film/{{Sugar Hill|1974}}'': After a gangster is FedToPigs on Sugar's orders, Sugar says, "I hope they're into white trash."

* In ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'':

* ''Film/JonahHex2010'': Anyone unwise enough to taunt Jonah by asking how he got his FacialHorror gets a bullet, followed by the appropriate BondOneLiner (i.e. "Same way you got yours.") but halfway through the movie Jonah admits he's run out of wiseass responses.

* ''Film/JonahHex''. A thug in a bar tries [[TooDumbToLive taunting Jonah]] about his notorious FacialHorror.
-->'''Thug:''' Hey Jonah, what happened to your face--''([[KilledMidSentence Jonah blows his head off]])''\\
'''Jonah:''' Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?
** Averted later in the movie when Jonah kills another man for doing this, only to admit he's run out of wiseass comebacks.

* ''Film/JonahHex''. Anyone unwise enough to taunt Jonah by asking how he got his FacialHorror gets a bullet, followed by the appropriate BondOneLiner (i.e. "Same way you got yours.") but halfway through the movie Jonah admits he's run out of wiseass responses.

* ''Film/JumanjiNextLevel: Martha, who's talent is dance-fighting, and has been pretending to be the villain's bride, asks 'if anyone wants to dance with the bride?' shortly before kicking everyone's butts.

-->''[After a henchman has had his head eaten by ill-tempered sea bass]''
-->'''Austin''': Not a good time to lose one's head!
-->'''Vanessa''': Indeed!
-->'''Austin''': That's not the way to get ahead in life.
-->'''Vanessa''': No.
-->'''Austin''': It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong!
-->'''Vanessa''': ''[Nods, losing patience]''
-->'''Austin''': He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
-->'''Vanessa''': Ok, that'll do.

* ''Film/JumanjiNextLevel: Martha, who's talent is dance-fighting, and has been pretending to be the villain's bride, asks 'if anyone wants to dance with the bride?' shortly before kicking everyone's butts.

*** Optimus Prime splits the head of a Decepticon and can't help but share his disgust:

** In ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction'', Bumblebee destroys a man-made Transformer:

* In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', a vengeful bounty hunter tracks down Tuco and catches him [[BathtubScene in his bathtub]]. He starts [[EvilGloating ranting about his revenge]] when Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the bubbles: