This is discussion archived from a time before the current discussion method was installed.
Inkblot: Any particular reason the word "PENIS" is hidden in that picture of Pen-pen?
Looney Toons: I am strangely compelled to offer all the penguin-relevant quotes from my quotebase now (except for the one I added to the page top):
And now the penguin on top of your computer will explode...
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
*** This penguin is not affiliated to any other demon.co.uk site. ***
Rachel: "So how do you feel?"
Me: "Like a thousand penguins in combat boots were cha-cha'ing all over me."
Rachel: "Oh."
We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the penguin. For example, it didn't take into account the penguins' extremely poor educational system. To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins — only quicker — proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment. — Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, 'The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs.'" — Audubon Society Magazine
The penguins did cross my mind. He's Jordi, for goodness sakes. He could be wearing two dingos and an aardvark. He just thought he'd dress appropriately for the weather.
> > Werepenguin: the Waddling?
> OI! That was my idea (honest). Check out my page within a couple of
> weeks for the first draft. (I was just checking out a few pictures when I
> read this...)
Hey, that's cool. Imagine a Crinos werepenguin tobogganning down an icy slope
at you. Aie! He's going to swat you with his mighty flipper!
"Yeah, the Garou think that they're so allfired hot, but you dip one into zero
degree ocean water with a windstorm on the way, and you'll see him cool down
right quick whilst the brothers get away with a flick of the flipper. I hear the
sharks are real fond of puppysicles, too..." — Johnny Slides-On-Belly
Lane Myer: Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My mom's not home. She had to take my brother to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out. She hijacked a busload full of... penguins. It's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
[slams the door shut]
"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
Washuu: Ah! That is the Japanese Hot Springs penguin, Aptenodytes thermophilius. It is a mutagenic species, note the three claws or fingers on each wing, radically different in position from all other living penguins. It is characterized by territorial behavior, a loud squawk, and a complete knowledge of Egyptology.
"...I want all Windows disks carved into Frisbees for little penguin children..!"
"May I have a tour of your ship?"
"But of course!"
"Waugh!"
"What the hell is that??"
"That's our chief engineer."
"That's a fuckin' penguin!"
"Waugh!"
"The penguin said that you should be quiet before he reaches down your throat and pulls your pants up, you speciesist bastard."
A homicidal penguin with full weapons access. Just one of the services I provide. — Lady Flame
What's the difference between Microsoft and Batman?
When Batman fought the Penguin, he won...
It's beautiful! It's natural! And I, for one, fully support penguin lust!
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin — different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business. — Bernard Stonehouse
I go for Penguins
I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
— Lyle Lovett
Please close the door
The penguins might fly away
— Printed in 6 point type in the middle of an A4 sheet of paper pinned to an office door, SGS-THOMSON Microelectronics, Bristol.
Magnum opus: Latin for "penguin with gun".
"Ah... sir. That penguin's back and he's trying to buy a pallet of beer with a NERV credit card."
It's a penguin! And he's been — drinking!
Vote Penguin in 2016!
"But first, let's test it on the penguin."
"Meep?" O.o
- You know what's bullshit? All these movies about penguins! Why's there so many? Because people love 'em! Aww, lookit the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little f*ckers? Aren't they f*cking funny?!-James Rolfe
Not as good as any of the ones we took out.
Fast E Die: Anynoe want to do the puntuated thing for this?
Picture on the page: Pen-pen or Chiyo in the pengun suit?
- Alexlayer: Pen-pen please! When I first saw the picture and caption, I found it hilarous, when I returned to the page to find that penguin suit one, I was honestly dissapointed. Someone please change it back.
