This is discussion archived from a time before the current discussion method was installed.
For those of you who haven't seen the movie, and we're doubting how Meaningful the Names were, here's the role call:
Short-Stack Stevens (a dwarf)
One-Eyed Jack (wearing an eye-patch)
Black-Eyed Pete (has a black eye)
Wall-Eyed Pike (a wall-eyed pike)
Polly Lobster (Long-John's Talking Parrot Lobster]]
Mad Morgan (dangerous, and looks it)
Sweetums (Odd Name Out)
Old Tom (old Muppet)
Real Old Tom (mummified Muppet)
Dead Tom (skeletal Muppet)
Clueless Morgan (Cloud Cuckoo Lander)
Headless Bill (what do you think?)
Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien (a beautiful woman)
Angel Marie (a hideous monster)
