I have had a go at updating the Character sheet, but it's a bit messy. If anyone wants to give it a further going over, that would be great.

Deleted this, because that's not what Mr. Fanservice means.

• Mr. Fanservice: Peter Capaldi has a sizeable Estrogen Brigade, comprised mainly of women half his age and Guardian journalists. Many of those fans admit they'd rather enjoy a bollocking from Malcolm.
  • There is a reason Olly is the only character to get pimped out by Malcolm laid. That reason is Chris Addison.
  • Paul Higgins, the actor who plays Jamie, also has his fair share of admirers in the fandom. It's those big blue eyes. Also, being in the 'Caledonian Mafia' with Malcolm helps.