Hm?
I'm laughing my ass off at this. I'm sorry that you have to read this, Wicked, but I'm very grateful that you are. Otherwise, Bile Fascination would make me do it.
edited 4th Nov '09 2:28:47 PM by KrisMahai
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Always happy to help.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Hey Wicked, are you still doing the Noir liveblog?
Yes, but less frequently.
I'll probably update today.
edited 7th Nov '09 6:36:56 AM by Wicked223
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
There's a line of goffic
◊ clothing on Subeta. I hope to God they're referencing My Immortal.
I'm Only Sleeping
I bet they are.
Or perhaps Warhammer 40k.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Update inbound.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Your army sucks.
Right then let the badness ensue!
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Chapter 10
Author's Note: "stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!"
I'm not even gonna comment.
Ebony was really scared about Voldemort all day. She's even upset went to rehearsals with her... gothic metal... band. She;s the lead singer and she plays guitar. They soundl ike a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The only people in the band are are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although they call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and "Hargid." Today, however Draco and Vampire are depressed, so they were not coming. Draco was probably slitting his wrists (which he won't die from because he's a vampire now) and Vampire was watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride Ebony: "I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not." This is the first paragraph.
Lord, what have I gotten myself into.
This "band" sings a cover of "Helena" and at the end, Ebony bursts into tears. B'loody Mary asks her what's the matter. Ebony: “What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” How incredibly tactful, Ebony. And then, suddenly Draco steps out from behind a wall. So what, he went through it? Is there a hole in the wall? Did she mean to put corner?
Draco: "Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)" Yes. It is. It is very out of character. Ebony starts to cry, and then Draco cries to. Then he ran out crying.
They practiced for another hour, until Dumbledore walks in angrily. His eyes were fiery. Were they melting? He asks them "What have you done!" He starts to cry... wisely. (AN: "c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y" Apparently, Draco was found in his room. He commited suicide by slitting his wrist, even though that 's not supposed to be able to kill because he's a vampire. Is she admitting her own continuity error? I think not.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
frozen in time
"You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not" - another suggestion of parody.
no one will notice that I changed this
"a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride"
Has she actually seen Corpse Bride?
I'm Only Sleeping
*Explodes*
Yeah. It's that... argh.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Ah, Wicked, I feel your pain...especially since you're including all of these...uh, 'wonderful' quotes from the book. I feel like I'm stuck in 'Goodnight Saigon', a song by Billy Joel. "And we will all go down together..."
Still, if I could pick which group of tropers to go down with, you guys...would be rather high up on the list.
Your army sucks.
These author's notes are quickly becoming the most annoying parts of the fic. And that's really saying something.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Ow ow my head.
THE WORLD IS BURNING!
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
I really want to see this fight it out with Sonichu.
I also want to see a manga adaptation with intricate attention paid to detail. Wait ... does this exist?
frozen in time
If it does, I want a copy.
no one will notice that I changed this
Your army sucks.
I really want to see this fight it out with Sonichu.Are you mad? Do you WANT the world to melt from the combined badness? Besides you never said if you wanted the characters or authors to duke it out.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
I'm Only Sleeping
One is So Bad, It's Good, the other is So Bad Its Horrible.
Guess.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
S@onichu is2 So Bad Its Horrible.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Platypus!
Well, the nice thing about My Immortal is that it is so utterly clear that it's the personal fantasies of the author, unless one goes for the parody angle, it is. Dunno bout Sonichu, but the trope page tells me the same might be the case. So, in the question, author or fic, the answer is Yes. A crossover just plain will melt reality though, throw in some Dark Yagami there too for a good BBQ o' life 
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Wicked, you poor soul. I'm starting to think it's a Troll Fic more and more the when I read this.
I cannot read the My Immortal page on this wiki without falling into hysterics. I think it might actually be one of the funniest things man has ever created.
The man was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He was the best at both killing and not killing - Stranger
I feel the same way. How can anyone resist the eternal (and mostly cosmetic) war between the goffs and the preps? Or the stunning combination of profanity and gratuitous Japanese?
Hey bitch you look kawaii
Mmmmm parody.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.